Power Rangers Super Samurai vs Ronin Warriors

by Destonus

Keep in mind that the "vs" in the title doesn't necessarily mean they'll fight each other. It's meant more in the vein of sentai teamups where the team before the versus is the "home" team and the one after it is the "visiting" team. Five years after the defeat of Xandred, a mysterious letter shows up on Jayden's doorstep, the Samurai are thrust into someone else's conflict!

27. Enter the Crazyverse

Power Rangers Super Samurai vs. Ronin Warriors

Chapter 27: Enter the Crazyverse.

Time Mazine!

Geiz and Sougo arrived in 2007 to find Tsukuyomi standing over an unconscious young man.

"You didn't hit him too hard, did you?" Geiz asked.

"Of course not! But I wasn't expecting him to grab a handrail as he fell, only for it to break off, hit him in the head, before he fell down the steps," she explained, fastening a fancy belt around his waist as a giant pile of sand suddenly emerged from his clothes.

"Uh oh."

"What do you mean, 'uh oh'?" Geiz asked for clarification.

The young man got to his feet, but he had spiky hair with a red streak in it, and glowing red eyes.

"Hey, Kusoonna! Why'd you shoot Nogami?" he demanded, pointing at Tsukuyomi.

"Please, we need to borrow his train!" she answered.

"And why should I let you do that?!" he demanded.

"I brought pudding!" she said, holding out a cup.

"Well, why didn't you say so! Wait a second, I don't work for pudding! I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to pound you three after my cool henshin!" He declared, taking a pass and scanning it on his buckle, before pushing a red button.

Sword Form

Train noises and train station noises sounded as armor locked into place over a black suit.

"Ore…Sanjou!"

"Um…guys?"

Ziku-Driver!

(Digital beeping) Zi-O!

(Digital beeping) Geiz!

The two pushed the center button after inserting their respective Ridewatches on the right side and then spun the center 360 degrees.

Just then, train tracks began to appear out of thin air, as a bullet train flew by, picked up everyone, and then flew into the sky into a portal.

"Welcome, aboard! Please, sit, sit!" an older woman in a uniform insisted.

"Yay! New friends!" a purple dragon exclaimed.

"Well well well! A new beauty graces the dining car. Hey there, won't you let me…"

Tsukuyomi fired a few blasts at the blue monster's feet.

"Hands off turtle!"

"What is that awful racket?!" Geiz exclaimed.

"That would be Kintaros." An older man announced as he stepped into the dining car.

"Momotaros! Please de-henshin and sit down. You know how I feel about fighting on this train." Owner explained.

"Welcome to the Den-Liner. I am Owner. How can I be of service?"

"Please sir, we need to borrow the train for a rescue mission involving past Riders."

"Here's some coffee for everyone!" Naomi announced.

"Wow! This is really really good!" Tsukuyomi exclaimed.

"Our coffee-tachi do good work!" she explained.

"Unfortunately, the last passengers we had were not as thrilled with it as you are." Owner explained. "Where, or should I say when, are we going first?"

"2002."

AGITO, 2002 A.D.

The restaurant run by Shouichi Tsugami was closing up for the evening when two young men barged in.

"Um…I'm sorry, we're closed." He replied.

"We're not exactly here to eat," Sougo replied.

"And we don't have much time either," Geiz replied, before turning his phone into a blaster and shooting Shouichi, knocking him unconscious.

"Geiz! Could you have waited a few more seconds?" the first young man said.

"Shut up and help me drag him into the kitchen." The other said.

The two dragged Shouichi to the walk-in refrigerator draped over their shoulders, and while one held a familiar train pass, the other was looking at his watch, shouted "Now!" as the one with the pass opened the door, revealing the interior of a train as the two managed to dive in, closing the door behind them.

Back in the Crazyverse at Kinji's arena, a new day dawned as kaijin as well as Sentai members and Secondary Riders filed in as Kinji's prisoners took up places in his own box.

"Cosmo! Let's find out who's fighting first, shall we?"

Up on a scoreboard, it cycled through the portraits of the three Reds and the main Riders, stopping at Go-On Red.

"Well, looks like the Speed King's going first!" Cosmo announced.

Sousuke was escorted out by Kinji's personal guards, handed his Go-On Phone and Change Soul, before falling back inside.

"And let's see who he's going to be fighting…"

Gates on the other side of the arena opened outward, as a pirate walked out to the center, as kaijin in the stands cheered and waved his insignia around.

"Wait, isn't that the guy the Gokaigers fought?" Saki asked in disbelief.

"Basco ta Jokia," Renn repeated, referring to his notebook. "Kinji must not have any of the Gaiark Ministers in his employ."

"I don't remember fighting you, but I'm going to take you out at Mach Speed just the same! Change Soul, Set! Let's, Go-On!"

Sousuke's suit appeared on his body, as his helmet appeared above his head, which he grabbed and pulled over his head with a "Met On!"

"Mach Full Force! Go-On Red!" he declared, striking a pose.

"Here are the rules! The two fight until they are knocked out, killed, or knocked out of henshin. Let's begin!"

'Let's start with a warm up!" Basco declared as he brought out his Rappata and inserted the Keys of Sousuke's teammates into it, and then played it like a trumpet, summoning them to the field.

"You think that forcing me to fight the Go-Ongers is going to slow me down? Bring it on Mantan Gun! Speedor Soul, Set! Mantan Rod!"

Sousuke went on the attack, adding his own sound effects as he struck the clone Go-Ongers again and again.

"Go-On Gear! Road Saber! Saber Straight!" he called, flying past each of the fakes and taking them out.

"Ah well. Looks like I' m going to need to do this myself."

Basco changed into his true form and charged at Sousuke.

"Kankan Bar! T-line Soul, K-line Soul, Set! Crossing Dodompa, Go-On!"

The two Ancient Engines shot out like fireworks, but Basco shrugged them off.

"Let's try this then! Kankan Mantan Gun! Double Cross Stopper, Go-On!"

A giant railway crossing appeared, with Basco caught in the middle, as the three Ancient Engines ran into him, but this only managed to knock him back a few feet.

"What is this guy ON?"

Barely missing a step, Basco unleashed a wave of black and red energy, sending Sousuke flying through the air and out of henshin as well.

"By loss of henshin, Basco ta Jolokia wins!" Cosmo Royale declared.

Jacaranda Café, 2004 A.D.

"Thanks for the meal, Kurihara-san!" Kazuma Kenzaki replied as he paid and turned to leave. The door closed behind him when he encountered the same two young men.

"What the-!" was all he could exclaim as Sougo opened the door to the restaurant behind him, Kenzaki was grabbed from behind by someone else, Geiz shot him as well and left the same way.

"Hmm, let's see who our next contestant will be!" Cosmo Royale announced as the scoreboard flashed through the portraits of the five remaining fighters, stopping at Takeru.

"Looks like the Lord of the Shinkengers is going next!"

Takeru was escorted out to the battleground by Kinji's henchmen, handed his Shoudouphone and the Inromaru, before retiring.

"I wonder who they'll have Tono-sama fight?" Kotoha wondered.

"It doesn't matter, our Lord will beat any opponent easily!" Ryunosuke boasted.

"I agree! Take-chan's the strongest guy I know!" Genta seconded.

"Did anyone ever tell you that overconfidence can be your downfall?" Mako asked the two.

"She's right. Sousuke-san thought he would win easily and we're already down by one in this competition." Kaoru added.

"Well, if I were a betting man, there's only one guy Kinji would pick for Takeru to fight," Chiaki concluded.

"You don't mean…" Mako began to say, as doors on the other side opened, and a familiar rogue samurai/rogue Gedoushu in a white coat with an unusual red sword walked out, as cherry blossoms rained down around him.

"But-but-but-but, I thought Tono-sama defeated Juzo?" Kotoha stammered.

"Yes and no. He defeated A Juzo. Apparently, there's one from this world as well. Have you ever heard of the multiverse theory?" Renn began to explain before Kotoha fainted from information overload, only to be caught by Mako.

"If Shinken Red would kindly report to the Emperor with brush strokes, we can get this fight under way!"

"Ippitsu Shoujou!" Takeru called, drawing the kanji for 'fire' in the air before flipping it 180 degrees, so it fell back on him, changing him into Shinken Red.

"Shinken Red, Shiba Takeru." He declared, posing.

Juzo responded by changing into his Gedounin form.

Both drew their respective swords and clashed mid-arena, as the dance of swords began. Juzo flipped Uramasa over and struck Takeru with a nasty hit, sending Takeru reeling back.

Super Disc!

"Super Shinken Red, Going forth!" Takeru declared as he donned the white jinbaori and then attached the Inromaru to his Shinkenmaru. "Super Shinkenmaru!"

Shishi Disc!

"Shin Kaen no Mai!" Takeru declared, striking Juzo with a powered-up version of his special attack, causing him to stagger backwards.

"Super Mogyu Bazooka! Heretic Ruination, Seibai!"

The mouth of the weapon roared as an energy blast slammed into Juzo, causing him to go down in an explosion as the Shinkenger cheered.

"Well, looks like the score is tied at one apiece! Let's see who our next victim, I mean contestant will be!"

The scoreboard cycled through the portraits of the remaining fighters and stopped at Hiromu.

Outside Bistro La Salle, 2006 A.D.

Souji Tendou was on his way to Bistro La Salle with a bag full of groceries when he was stopped at the door by the two young men and a purple dragon.

"You're coming with us, 'kay? Can't hear you!" the dragon said.

Before he could quote his grandmother, he too was knocked unconscious and dragged through the entrance, which strangely opened into a train instead…

"Okay Tsukuyomi, we got Kabuto like you wanted," Geiz replied as they added him to the slowly growing pile of unconscious Kamen Riders. "Where are we going next?"

"Naomi, more coffee!"

"Hai, thanks for waiting, here's your coffee." She replied.

"THIS COFFEE IS SO GOOD! MUCH better than that stuff Sougo's uncle makes. Oh! Speaking of coffee, the next two guys I want you to get, one makes terrible coffee, and the other makes delicious coffee!" Tsukuyomi replied as she finished another cup. "Naomi! Another coffee please!"

"Hai, coming right up!" Naomi responded.

"I don't think it's a good idea for you to drink so much coffee, Tsukuyomi. You're looking a little jittery."

"I'm fine, perfectly fine! Now, go, go! Next stop, 2009! Naomi, where's my coffee?!"

"Thank you for waiting, here's your coffee."

Back in the Crazyverse…

"It seems Red Buster is our next participant, let's give him a nice chorus of boos, audience!"

Hiromu was escorted out to the center by Kinji's guards and handed his Morphin Brace and Transpod, as the cheering from the hero section was summarily drowned out by the villain section.

"Aw crap!" Jin-san spat out suddenly.

"What is it?" Ryuuji asked.

"The Buddyroids are still back in our universe, right?" Jin-san asked.

"Damn, you're right, Jin-san!" Ryuuji swore as he reached the same conclusion.

"That means Hiromu can't turn into Powered Custom!" Yoko wailed.

"And unfortunately, Kinji's men forgot to disable my Marker System!" J wailed.

"Wait a second…did you just say that Kinji DIDN'T disable your Marker System?" Jin-san asked.

"That is correct. Whatever are we going to do?"

"We're going to hope I can adjust it so that Hiromu can use it to pull Nick here! But we have to get a message to Hiromu somehow!" Jin-san explained.

"Easier said than done. They took our Morphin Braces and your Morphin Blasters." Ryuuji reminded him.

"Plus, we'd need a distraction too so Jin-san could make the adjustments…wait, why are you looking at me all of a sudden?" Yoko asked.

"They've got us shackled to our seats, but we can still move around all right. We need you, Saki, Miu, Mako, Kotoha, and Kaoru-hime to distract everyone somehow."

"We've got just the thing!" Saki replied. "In charge of the Go-Ongers' smiles, I'm Saki!"

"In charge of the Go-On Wings' beauty, I'm Miu!" She then whispered something in Mako's ear.

"No! I am not saying that!"

"In charge of the Shinkenger's sorority, I'm Mako!"

"In charge of the Shinkenger's innocence, I'm Kotoha!"

"In charge of the Shinkenger's maternity, I'm Kaoru!"

"And finally, in charge of the Go-Busters' femininity, I'm Yoko!"

"Together, we are GS6 Princess!"

"Wait a second! We haven't announced who Red Buster is fighting! Let's welcome him now!"

As expected, in walked Enter.

"Ça va, Red Buster. For this fight, I had some work done on my code."

"Wait, WHAT?" Jin-san exclaimed.

"Well, it doesn't look like you merged with Messiah like the one I defeated, so how'd you pull that off?" Hiromu asked.

Insanely creepy laughter was heard as a certain insane video game CEO with a god complex turned overlord walked out into Kinji's box.

"IT WAS DONE BY MY GODLIKE GENIUS!" he declared proudly.

"What are you doing here, Kuroto Dan?" Kinji asked.

"IT'S NOT KUROTO DAN ANYMORE! BECAUSE I AM A KING, A GOD, AND RECENTLY RESURRECTED, I AM SHIN KUROKING SHIN!"

"Whatever."

"Enjoy what Enter has in store for you, Red Buster. It'll be the last thing you ever see! HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!"

It's Morphin Time!

Hiromu's Red Buster suit materialized over his body, minus his visor.

"Let's Morphin!" he declared, finishing the transformation. "Red Buster!"

He posed dramatically.

"Now, let's see if this works." Enter replied, closing his eyes and focusing, as he turned into a combination of his Unite form and Dark Buster!

"Jin-san…" Ryuuji pointed out.

"I know! I'm on it!"

"As we were saying, we are…" the girls announced, "GS6 Princess!"

The song and dance routine began, which was extremely odd as Hiromu and Enter Dark Unite clashed blades with each other as Ryuuji, Jin-san, and even Renn and Hiroto attempted to recalibrate J's Marker System, because if they didn't, Hiromu was toast.

Back on the Den-Liner…

"Okay, Tsukuyomi! We brought Shotaro, Phillip, and Ryu Terui with us!" Geiz explained.

"And this guy in a pink coat showed up and decided to tag along!" Sougo added.

"It's not pink. It's magenta!" Tsukasa insisted. "How many times must I explain this to people?"

"URUSAI DIKEDO!" Tsukuyomi shouted, whacking him with her tablet.

"Tsukuyomi, are you okay? Sougo asked. "You look a little…jittery."

"No, I'm fine perfectly fine, at least I will be when Naomi brings me more COFFEE!"

"Thanks for waiting, here's your coffee," Naomi replied, setting it on the table. Tsukuyomi took it in hand, and the cup shook rather violently as she took a sip. "Cooooffeeeeeee…."

"Okay, you crazy coffeeholic, who are we kidnapping for you next?" Geiz asked.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tsukuyomi shouted, before sticking her finger skyward and mimicking Tendou. "Grandfather said this: A man never knows when he'll die, so he should always have a clean pair of underwear."

"You're lucky he's unconscious right now," Geiz replied.

"Why are you still here? Gogogogoggogogo! NAOMI! I NEED MORE COFFEE!"

"Hai…" she replied more nervously than before.

Back in the Crazyverse, Hiromu took hit after hit as Enter Dark Unite manhandled him with dash attack after dash attack.

"Hey, you guys better hurry it up, he's not looking too good," Chiaki replied.

"We need a few more minutes!" Jin-san protested.

"I don't know if he has a few more minutes!" Ryunosuke wailed.

"Aw Crap!" Ryuuji swore. "We forgot to tell Hiromu!"

Out on the battlefield, Hiromu was out of options as he summoned the GB Custom Visor.

"Hiromu! Not yet!" Yoko tried to tell him.

"I don't know if this will work, but I have to try something!"

Set! Are You Ready?

Strangely enough, Cheeda Nick appeared!

"Nick? What are you doing here?

"Don't hurt me!" the Buddyroid exclaimed.

"Why would I hurt you? You're my friend!"

"You seem different…. Look! A chicken!"

"Where!? AGH!" Hiromu exclaimed, seizing up.

"You still have your Weak Point! You're definitely a different Hiromu!" Nick explained.

"You think you can merge with me?" Hiromu asked.

"Let's do this, partner!"

"Powered Morphin!"

"Did not see that coming…I should have reprogrammed that Bike Man sooner so he'd work with my Evil Hiromu…" Kinji said under his breath.

"It doesn't matter what you do, Red Buster. I'll still destroy you!" Enter vowed.

It's Time for Buster

"Volcanick Attack!"

Enter charged at super speed, as Hiromu became an energy cheetah and the two collided with incredible force, kicking up dirt and dust everywhere. As it started to clear, both were apparently trying to make it back to their feet despite their injuries but Enter managed to struggle to his feet as Hiromu collapsed from exhaustion.

"Enter wins!" Cosmo declared proudly. "Well, heroes, you're down two to one, and all we have to do is win two more times, and you're done for!"

"Oh no!" Kotoha exclaimed.

"It's all up to Gentaro, Haruto, and Kouta now," Ryuusei explained.

"I'm confident Kouta-san and the others can make up some ground." Micchi added.

"But if any two of them loses, then Kinji wins!" Yoko wailed.

"And there's nothing we can do to help them since Kinji's goons took all our transformation gear!" Saki added.

"if only we had found the others when we went looking for them, then at least we'd have some more chips in the game." Zack mused.

"Relax, I'm sure we'll think of something," Jin-san assured everyone.

Unbeknownst to them, a trail of unconscious guards had begun to form from one of the side entrances, as blue, yellow, white, and pink blurs pounced on them and finally stopped to reveal the other Ninningers.

"Great, we're still on schedule," Momoninger replied.

"Kinji must have all his attention focused on the proxy battle; this has been too easy," Aoninger added.

"I just hope Taka-nii has managed to convince that other team to help us out!" Kininger said.

"Kasumi-nee, what now?" Shironinger asked.

"Yakkun, Nagi-kun, you keep going and keep the guards busy," Momoninger replied.

"Count on us!" the two said before vanishing in a blur.

"Fuu-chan, let's go get back the henshin devices for the Realverse Sentai members and Kamen Riders."

"Hai!" Shironinger replied before they took off as well.

Meanwhile, two ships, one of them shaped like a lion and the other a space battleship, slowly but surely began approaching Kinji's fortress.

This brings this Chapter to a close…