"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"

Chapter 4 - Naruto marks Nami

About an hour after Naruto had climbed up the mast to take another nap, he had woken up again. This time he woke up due to his pervert senses tingling within him. There was a beautiful woman on the ship.

The Going Merry had just set sail again and the straw hats had not gotten very far from the harbor in Whiskey Peak. With them they had Vivi who had formerly introduced herself as Miss Wednesday, an agent part of the Baroque Works. In reality she was a princess of the Alabasta Kingdom that had infiltrated the organization in order to find out who the leader of said organization is, all to help save her country.

Her bodyguard/butler Igaram had gone with her, as he joined the Organization under the code name Mr 8. The straw hats promised Igaram to look after Vivi and take her back to Alabasta as he set out to sea by himself. Just a few moments later, all of them witnessed Igaram and his boat being blown up by some unknown force.

That unknown force became obvious once she was on the straw hats ship, messing with them. When Naruto woke up and stared down at them, he saw Sanji pointing a gun at her, Usopp pointing his slingshot at her and Zoro was about to draw his swords.

"Don't point those dangerous things at me" The woman said teasingly as she used her devil fruit powers which was the ability to create hands wherever she wanted. She re-directed the gun, slingshots and slapped Zoro's swords away. But what she didn't expect what happened next.

Naruto jumped down from the mast, landing next to Robin and begun sniffing her "Mmmh".

Robin tried to use her devil fruit powers to swat him away like a fly, only for Naruto to appear behind her other shoulder, continuing to sniff "You smell nice".

This went on as Robin told Luffy and the others what she wanted, all the while she was trying to swat away Naruto who sniffed her and even tried to kiss her neck. She even offered them an eternal pose to Alabasta which Luffy destroyed. He didn't want some outsider to decide the course of his ship. Robin left soon after that, returning to the big turtle Banchi that she traveled with, unfortunately for her, Naruto was still with her.

"Hey bastard, leave the beauty alone!" Sanji yelled in rage and jealousy.

"Come on, just one kiss" Naruto whined as he sat next to Robin on top of the big turtle.

"I will do no such thing, now leave!" Robin snapped.

Naruto pouted as he jumped off the turtle and started walking on top of the water, which shocked everyone there including Robin.

"You're no fun" he said before jumping up on the deck of the Going Merry again. The first thing he noticed was that there was another girl with them and a weird looking duck.

"Who is that?" Naruto asked nodding towards Vivi.

"She's our billion berri.." Nami coughed before she raised her right arm in anger "Hey! We should be asking you that!"

Sanji lit his cigarette and toke an inhaled from it before adding "Nami-swan is right, we don't know much about you, not even your name"

"Why does it matter!?" Luffy yelled "He's the ninja!"

"Very well, I'll tell you about myself, dattebayo" Naruto said with a chuckle as he sat down on the spot that Robin had sat at earlier.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, my specialty is ninjutsu and seduction" Naruto began as he gave Namia n eye wink. This had Nami grit her teeth in anger.

"I can't tell you where I'm from because you wouldn't believe me if I did"

"Try us" Sanji said.

Naruto raised an eyebrow "No" he said simply then sighed "The reason I'm on this ship and joined this private crew is because I'm doing my friend a favor"

"Your friend?" Nami asked, everyone seemed curious to learn more about Naruto except Zoro who sat in the back with an angry frown, seemingly uninterested.

"That's not important" Naruto said which had Luffy chuckle "Ace, right?"

Naruto nodded as Nami asked another question "You've mentioned that name before, who is Ace?"

"Shi Shi Shi!" Luffy laughed with a wide smile as Naruto scratched back of his head "How do I describe him.. I guess he's an old drunken pervert"

Nami deadpanned "So just like you, except the old part?"

Naruto shook his head "He's nothing like me" Naruto then jumped up in the air and gave her two thumbs up which caused Nami to slap herself on her forehead "Oh crap!"

"I'm a super pervert!"

Naruto landed on the deck again only to jump back as he had to dodge Sanji's kick "Pervert huh? Try anything with Nami-chwaan and I'll kick your ass"

"You're one to talk, love-cook!" Zoro growled.

"What did you say, Marimo!?" Sanji yelled at the swordsman in return.

"Oi oi" Naruto spoke loudly gaining their attention again "I wasn't done, I still haven't told you the most important part. When I arrived in East Blue I was recruited to the marines by an annoying old man. I am still part of the marines working for Captain Smoker"

"NANI!? SMOKEY?!" Luffy yelled, he already knew about Naruto being a marine but he didn't know about him working for Smoker.

Zoro scoffed "I knew you couldn't be trusted!" as he grabbed the hilt of one of his swords.

"Let me finish" Naruto said holding up one hand in defense "I am your spy. I will work as a double agent for the benefit of this crew. I will mislead them whenever they are after us and at the same time I'll get information on which marines they send after us"

"See what did I tell ya?" Luffy said turning to Sanji and Zoro "He's just on a ninja mission, a top secret ninja mission!"

"Luffy is right, I have no reason to help the marines. Now that this chance has appeared I will use it to our benefit, simple as that" Naruto then sighed "I need to get back to Smoker's ship soon" he then turned to Nami "But before that I have to do something that will make sure that I can get to you guys whenever I want"

"Why are you looking at me?" Nami asked only for Naruto to grab her by her shoulder "Zoro-chan I'll need your help"

This had Luffy, Ussop and Sanji start laughing hysterically which annoyed Zoro to no end "Call me that again and I'll cut you in half, lousy ninja!" he yelled but followed Naruto and Nami nonetheless as Naruto took them inside the cabin.

Naruto laid Nami down on a bed, she was laying on her stomach yelling "Let go of me" and struggled. He then told Zoro to pull up her a shirt which had Zoro yell "What? I'm not doing that you perverted idiot!"

Vivi was the first on the boat that peeked inside the cabin as she leaned her head inside the open door while blushing. Sanji, Luffy, Ussop and even Carue followed soon after. What they saw was a blushing Zoro sitting on the bed pulling up Nami's T-shirt about halfway up her torso while Naruto sat next to bed writing something on Nami's lower back.

"Hey, what are you doing!? Bastard!" Sanji yelled as Luffy tilted his head in confusion "Are you okay, Nami?"

Nami had calmed down a little, she was just as confused as the others there. Secretly she kinda enjoyed the situation, mainly because she had Zoro there to pat her and calm her down in his own way.

"There done" Naruto said then did a hand sign "Füin!" (Seal) completing the Hiraishin seal that he had placed on Nami's lower back. He had done this exact thing on Tashigi's back as well. That time he had Smoker's help instead of Zoro and it made for a moment that was just as funny as this time.

Nami stood up as she held up her T-shirt enough for the others to see what had been drawn or written on her back "What did he do!?"

"Nami-chwaaans back" Sanji sang as his body rocketed out of the cabin with a nosebleed.

"Looks like he wrote something on your back, Nami" Ussop said.

"What? It's not permanent is it!?" Nami yelled in anger.

Naruto chuckled "It's permanent but it won't be visible unless I channel chakra to it, it should disappear... now". Just like Naruto said the seal had vanished from her back.

"Then what was the point of that?" Nami asked.

"Let me show you" Naruto said as he walked out of the cabin "Hiraishin No Jutsu!" (Flying Thunder God Technique) he said just as he re-appeared inside the cabin, standing behind Nami.

"This way I can get to you guys wherever you are, within seconds. My Hiraishin seals can be placed on any objects and they will never disappear unless I remove them myself" Naruto explained.

Nami gritted her teeth as she turned around and faced Naruto with a clenched fist "If that's the case then why did you have to do it on me!? Why not draw the "seal" on the ship?"

"Because" Naruto began.

"Because?" The others asked in chorus.

"I'm a..." Naruto was interrupted as the others ended his sentence for him "SUPER PERVERT!"

Naruto laughed loudly as he opened a bottle of sake that he got from seemingly nowhere "I'll return to the ship in a few days, later!" he said before disappearing in a flash of yellow.

Moments later at Smoker's marine ship..

Smoker, Tashigi and their marine soldiers had already entered the Grand Line by going through the calm belt. Since it was late night/early morning, most of the people on Smoker's ship was asleep right now. Smoker was one of the few people that was still awake as he sat inside the cabin enjoying a smoke and a glass of whiskey. He was reading a bunch of newspapers focusing on what is happening in the Grand Line.

His comfy reading in his room was disturbed by Tashigi, who should be sleeping in the room next to his. She was squealing loudly "KYAAAH!" which had Smoker calmly walker over the door that connected their rooms.

He opened it only to see Tashigi try to cover her body as much as possible with her quilt "Go away, pervert!" Tashigi yelled as Naruto stood beside the bed with a wide grin "Calm down Tashigi-chan, I told you the reason for that seal I drew on you"

Smoker sighed as he saw them which gained their attention "Captain Smoker, help me"

Smoker simply closed the door then walked back to his chair and started reading his newspapers again. A grinning Naruto and a blushing Tashigi who only wore a pajamas, joined him at the table a minute later.

"I spoke to Garp again, Naruto" Smoker said in his usual dark tone.

"The old man?" Naruto said as he grabbed the whiskey bottle and drank straight from it which had Smoker narrow his eyes at him.

"Apparently you have gained the interest of the Marine Headquarters after they heard about what you accomplished in East Blue"

"Obviously" Naruto said then burped loudly "I'm a motherfucking genius, ttebayo"

Tashigi glared at him "Have you no shame?"

"No" was Naruto's quick answer. Smoker then continued "Garp told me they have requested for you to visit the headquarters. But Garp himself wasn't as impressed with your accomplishment and suggested you do something big before you visit headquarters"

"Big?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow "It's twenty four centimeters" which gained him a slap to his cheek by Tashigi while Smoker who didn't understand what he had meant continued "Take out a pirate with a large bounty and bring the pirate and his crew with you to headquarters, that is what Garp suggested"

"Sounds easy enough" Naruto said with a chuckle which had Smoker shake his head at Naruto's easy going personality "But where do I find these pirates?"

Smoker then placed two wanted posters in the middle of the table, he used his cigar to tap one of the posters "This pirate is a rookie just like Straw hat Luffy, who has recently entered the Grand Line. An acquaintance of mine, Marine Captain Hina, has reportedly seen this pirate on the spring island Haru."

'Jewerly Bonney, 24 Million Beri' Naruto noted 'But more importantly, damn what a babe!'

"This one" Smoker said moving his cigar over to the next poster "Is a Pirate who has been to the new world, we believe that he has been on the Island for a long time, who knows what kind of damage he has done to the people that lives there"

'Kurosaki Itchyballs, 69 Million Beri' Naruto read then asked "I believe I have the eternal pose for that Island, should I take both of them down?"

"I don't care, this is all Garp's stupid idea, you can do as you wish" Smoker said with a sigh "Oh and this one" he said as he showed a third bounty poster "A crew mate of Itchyballs"

The Naruto Soundtrack – Fooling Mode began playing in the background as Naruto read the name of the pirate.

'Nara Shikamaru, 4 Million Beri'

That had Naruto stand up and point at the picture while laughing like a maniac "4 million!? 4 million!? Is that all you managed you lazy bum!"

Thanks for reading!