"Y-your mom's a witch?" Ann asked.
"you mom is HOT!" Ryuji yelled.
"Pretty much yeah" Akira answer "well the first part yeah. Ryuji, come on dude."
"wait have you been a witch this whole." Makoto asked
"not really it's a little-"
"JOKER DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY TIMES WE ALMOST DIED LAST YEAR!"
"i DON'T have her powers you moron!"
"guys" Haru stepped form "please don't fight." she begged as they yelled over her, Bayonetta chuckled
"well you've certainly made some interesting friends Ren." she started suck one her lollipops.
"well I actually go my Akira now." she rose up her left eyebrow "it was a joke." he said with his head in shame making the others feel uncomfortable seeing their leading so terrified. Bayonetta looked at Ryuji who has been starting at her for now a good minute.
"Hello dear" she said while walking closer to him " and what's your name?" she asked with devilish smirk making him blush.
"H-H-H-Hi I'm-R-R-R-R-R" Ann rolled her eyes then hit him in the ribs with her elbow " RYUJI! MY NAMES RYUJI, HI!"
"So i take it you two have been getting along well?" she asked.
"Y-Yes me and ken have been buds since he transferred to our school." joker give him a look that read did you seriously just call me Ken? Ryuji felt his face get hot to the point where it was getting hard to breath.
"well i'm happy you too are close" she took the lollipop out her mouth and leading in. "Hopefully we can get closer too." she whisper in his ear "do you like sweets?" she held her lollipop in front of his lips. "you can have this one if you want i have plenty." Feeling himself about to pass out he jumped back.
"Were's the bathroom!?" his voice cricked when he yelled.
"down the hall to the right." Robin covered his mouth trying not too laugh, Ryuji blitzed out of the room and Bayonetta looked but at joker.
"I like that one, please tell me he's staying."
"please don't make fun of my friends"
Once they finished with the room yuuske inserted on not leaving until he could draw Bayonetta which took four hours. after that the phantom thieves where ready to leave but unfortunately Ann got emotionally out of no were, Ren tried to comfort her but then she hugged him as tight as she could "Ann come on, i'm going to miss you too but it's starting to hurt." Ryuji tried to pull her off but then he started crying too "Guys seriously?" he hear a camera go off know that Bayonetta was taking pictures, when he got them in the car finally Samus showed up.
"Hey Futaba do you still wanna ride?" Futaba's face lit up.
"CAN I JOKER? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?!" Joker sighed
"Fine." Futaba shot out of the car like a rocket into joker's arms and kissed him on the cheek about thirteen times before he finally dropped her.
"Alright, lets go exploring little dude" Samus said as they fist bumped then ran inside where you could still hear her screaming space ship. the other drove off after saying their final goodbyes (again).
You have some good friends Ren" Bayonetta commented.
"yeah they're the best."
After the long day Joker had the slept like a log the only thing that will come up was the sound of a stomach growling, that said it still took them that longer to actually start moving. "Oh are you feeling hungry dear?" Bayonetta asked.
" yeah that'd be gr- Wait why you in my bed and why am I naked?!" he looked next to him " wait why am not in my not in my bed?"
" i wanted to spent time with you, we haven't seen each other in a while."
"so you took me from my room and stripped me."
"it seem like a good idea at the time." joker was so tried he just noticed he was sleeping on the floor surround by a bunch of people.
"kid you are pretty noisy at...holy shit it's 2:30"Samus got up and started stretching "Palutena, we got a match wake up." joker looked behind him as stood up and yawn, a weird light came from her back that lit up the room.
"Oh hello there" Palutena greeted "and who might you be?"
"what's this guy doing here?" the Wii fit trainer asked "is he some kind of peeking tom?"
"i doubt it" Samus said as she crouch down down in front of him "but he dose have a cute little peeper tho."
"little what?" Samus pointed between his legs making him corner himself with his hands.
"you should get dress, you're making a scene." Bayonetta joked.
"then give me back my clothes!" joker snipped as the girl started laugh as Palutena handed him a basket with his clothes
"Bayonetta why didn't well us about you son, he's adorable!" he really wanted to say no i'm not but it wouldn't help his cast.
"well i for one do not want that many people to know." he said while finally getting dressed.
"oh really now" Bayonetta said sounding a little hurt.
"well yeah i just don't want to fill in your shoes, from what i heard from robin you were pretty broken (whatever that means) you understand right?" his "mother" smiled.
"of course i do, in that case the keep doesn't leave this room."
"thanks, well Imma get going." he headed for the door but Bayonetta let out a huge fake cough.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" she tapped herself on the cheek, joker blushed as all the girls started smirking.
"Come on, it's embarrassing."
"If that's the cause" she pulled joker closer and gave him a big o smooch on the cheek leaving some of her lipstick on him, his face turned completely red as he tried to wipe it of but it wouldn't budge. Samus couldn't contain her laughter while the other sing AWWWWW in unison. Ren open the door and immediately felt a murderous intent hit him, apparently he pass by the girls boy to get to the fight area. "Oh howdy boys." Bayonetta teased before closing the door behind the defenseless child leaving him with a bunch of guys. the Air felt like pure rage and jealously (especially from snake), which made since because to the rest of the guys it looks like joker got luck seeing as how he just walked out of the girls room with barley any close on and got a kiss from Bayonetta of all people. he could only get a few words out to break the ice.
"Hi guys, i'm new"
author note: hi everyone i hope your liking the story so far. i made a intro to go with this if ya wanna see it.
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