Joker woke up in the infirmary with a massive headache, the guys beat him with in an inch of his life. "Take some pain killers for" Robin said "Once your first match starts you'll feel much better."

"thanks" Ren took the piles next to the bed the drank some water, he sat up then a beautiful girl with white hair put away the fist aid kit. "Um who are you?" he asked.

"It's me Robin." she replied with a Robin,Ren started at her for a bot to process what he just heard then checked what was in the pills he just took. "i turn into a girl sometimes, it just happens." Joker looked even more confused "so there was this dragon that was kinda me form the alternate future and i had to kinda had to thing of a way to beat it, so um i kinda devoured it and to burn off the dark energy i change into this sometimes"

"Too burn of energy you grow boobs?"

"pretty much yeah,wanna see them?" she started pulling up her shirt.

"it was a joke!" he jumped back.

"yeah i know, are you a virgin or something?

"what does THAT have to do with anything obviously no" Robin rolled her eyes and flashed Ren giving him a slight heart attack and nosebleed.

"Looks like i was right on the money."

"ANYWAY, how much people know?"

"Only my wife Lucina, we have a kid too." she handed him a photo "isn't she cute? Her name's Morgan." Ren looked at the picture then by an her "i can your still out of it so i don't blame you for being confused." sure that's the reason he thought. "some of the other guys her are little desperate when it comes to girl's so that why i'm keeping it on the down low for now."

"i get that but why explain this too me?"

"Breaking the ice i guess, you seem like a trust worthy person." joker seemed touch by the fact she trusts him: it's as if there bond is growing. (he also was her boob)

I am thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow. It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity. With the birth of the WORLD Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.

"Hello? Caroline? Justine?...Lavenza?"

"you okay dude?"

"you didn't hear that?"

Joker waited with Robin to turn back then the too of them went to the waiting room, he thought if he was next to his new buddy no one would bother him: he was wrong "hey joker" pit said ran up to him "is it true your super close with Bayonetta? if so why is she always trying to kill me?" Joker pushed Pit out of the way then got hit with a right hook launching him against the wall.

"It's not true is it rookie?" Little Mac's light were glowing red "You're not dating that woman RIGHT!?"

"Of course NOT! beside even if i was why should it matter to yo-"

"How dare you." Mario said pulling down his hat to cover his eyes "you have no idea what me and Bowser had to go through last year because we were so lonely!" an image of that accursed crown showed up in his head as a tear went down his left cheek.

"um guys" pit tried to get between them. "maybe we should all clam down."

"shut up" cloud said "this lucky bastard must choose his ultimate punishment: Death or die." a bunch or the sword users stabbed the ground with there blades. Joker saw Robin try to leave the room for his fight with Ridley, he rushed and grabbed his hood.

"hey buddy, why don't you tell everyone about your hot sister?" Robin looked so mad he could have sworn his eyes wear changing like some kind of animal.

"ROBIN HAS A SISTER!" the room yelled.

" um yeah we're not on the best speaking term" he wasn't technically lying, him and Aversa don't really talk anymore." Ren took out his phone.

"i have a picture of her right here."

"You bastard." Snake came out from his box ,took the phone.

"wow she's definitely my type" snake as he stroked his beard, robin cover his mouth to stop himself from throwing up then he had an idea.

"Hey Joker why don't you set them up with your Friends?"

"ROBIN YOUR A GENIUS!" he took his phone from snake to pull up a picture and show it to snake, Cloud looked over his shoulder.

"These are high schoolers." Snake chocked Ren and lifted him off the ground.

"Bastard what are you trying to pull!"

"well it's legal in japan so what probl-" Snake's hold on his throat got tighter "those are only my high school friends, swap to the right." Snake did what he said and was impress with what he was. "alright kid here,'s the deal" he let go of joker "find all of us a girl and we'll let you off the hook." he held out his hand.

"Got it!" joker shook his hand then immediately thought WHAT JUST HAPPEN!

3 days later

"You're kidding me" Ann said with the rest of the girls standing behind her (with the exception of Kawakami), Joker was on his knee begging.

"Please, i'll do anything."he pleded

"And were is Kawakami sensei?"

"i won't let anyone else have her she's mine and mine alone." the Room when silence with that comment, Makoto rolled her eyes.

"All right if we're done here."

"I think you should good for it." Futaba said "when was the last time any of you have been on a date."

"Hold on, why doesn't Futaba have to do this?" Ren blushed

" um I was kind of hoping that I could be Futaba's first." Ann took out her phone to call the police "I'M SORRY IT WAS A JOKE!" Haru slowly raised her hand.

"Um i think we should do it, after all it's just one date right?" Ann and Makoto thought it over for a bit and agreed if it was only one date, the older women on the other hand HAD to agree due to Futaba 's words actually hurting their also came along claiming he pretty good at matchmaking, he brought a billboard and put snake's,link's,Mario and Luigi, Bowser, Little mac and cloud faces on it.

"Okay ladies,pick the one you want to go on a date with." the girls dick as he said "Okay you ALL can't have Link." after a lot more fight between the girls, Robin just give him to Haru since she was the nicest out of the bunch and the reach and to share among the rest. "alright that everyone."

"No, what about snake?"

"oh yeah"

"come on guys, no one wants the hot military guy?" None of them even looked at Ren in the eye. "oh come Makoto, you choose a damn turtle!"

"i-i thought was taking one for the team."

"well someone has t- ah shit a forgot that Corrin guy" he was trying to think of a way to make this work with out having to give up Futaba or Kawakami then it hit him "ROBIN"

"what"

"you can date Corrin"

"Hell no"

"if you don't i'll tell the the guy the true about your girl form."

"i'll kill you first."

"And then you'll have to deal with my mom and the phantom thieves now choose Corrin or Snake" Robin froze thinking if he could win the fight or not thinking seeing how ridiculous Bayonetta is in a fight.

"fine then" he slowly started turning into a girl "i choose Snake" she blushed while everyone else tried their damnedest to processes what they just saw.

"(shit that was kinda hot)" Joker thought.

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