Most of the guys have already gone on there dates and done surprisingly they've all have gone horribly. This wasn't necessarily jokers problem because the deal was he gets them a date with his friends it wasn't his fault if the girls didn't call back. To enjoy his day off properly you decided it be nice if him and Robin tried to rekindle their social link ( whatever that means.) So he invited Robin and his family over for dinner. "What's curry?" robin asked after getting out of the shower. "I don't think I've very had that before."

"Well I'll just have to make your first dish the best you'll ever had." Joker had been practicing sojiro recipe a lot lately, even Robin could tell how proud he is. "By the way robin."

"What?"

"I know you sometimes can't control when you turn into a girl but can you at least cover those things up." he said pointing at her chest. "I'm in a serious relationship and I don't want her to suspicous me of cheating." Robin giggled watching him blush.

" it's not my fault a virgin like you the shy around girls." she teased

" I'll have you know I'm saving my first time when I'm older intentionally!" His snapped back

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"You know you're a lot more sassy when your in girl mode." he hissed

"Yeah my wife tells me the same thing," she put the towel over her head to dry her hair off. "It must be the Grima in me."

"Huh, who's Grima?"

"The dragon I told you about."

"Oh right,the dragon." he said sarcastically.

"Your going to judge me? You said your cat turned into a car."

"All right you got me the." the two of they joked for a bit long. Joker feels as if he grew an even closer bond to Robin.


Joker let Futaba and sojiro at the coffee shop she helps what's the customers until it was time to close up. Futaba wanted to help with a curry so she stayed behind what she couldn't really object to since they have 30 minutes before Robin showed up. " just watch my recipe it's going to be so much better than yours." She brags.

" will first stop for using the same recipe and second aren't you supposed to be helping me?" He asked. Without answering she went in the back to grab a pot, as she did that Ren heard a knock on the front door I saw the rest of the Phantom thieves. " what are you guys doing here?"

" come on dude you're cooking and you expect us not to show up." Ryuji smirked as they all came in.

" well this isn't supposed to be a party."

" we know that that's why we didn't bring anything." Yusuke said. Ren signed as they sat in the booths then kawakami came in shortly afterwards.

" Futaba did you invite everyone here?"

" of course we need to taste testers right?" At least now he understood why she was trying to turn it into a contest, so slightly annoyed he wasn't completely against the idea as long as the overall mean all turned out decent.

" well challenge accepted , What could possibly go wrong." Justin a magical portal opened up in the middle of the room and Bayonetta walked through it "Ah shit."

" a little bird told me that you were cooking up a storm tonight." She said. Joker looks at kawakami and back at his mom, he just needed her to leave before she realized.

" (damn you Robin)" he thought " well I don't think it's anything that special"

" we'll just have to wait and see." She said before sitting down. This made him nervous which kawakami noticed.

"What's wrong?" she whispered "who is this?" Joker started stuttering over his words trying to think of a good lie. Before he could ryuji ran over to him instead of a spring.

"Seriously dude, your mom's hot."
Joker grabbed his best friend from over the counter and started chocking him.

"I'm gonna kill you!"

"What did I do?!" he said very confused. Bayonetta got up out of her chair and walked over to kawakami.

"(Is this really his mom?)" kawakami thought "(she looks even younger then me.)" Bayonetta looked kawakami in the eye which made her a little nervous. Joker stopped hurting ryuji when he noticed how close those two were getting and he became to panic as the stare got more intense. "Um can I help you?" Bayonetta leaded on and started to smelled her hear which made her squeal a bit, joker glared at her with a what the he'll are you doing look. He quickly remembered one of the weird abilities she had shortly afterwards, she smells her son's sent all over this woman which could only mean one thing. She gave her boy the thumbs up and he put his head down in shame.

" I want to die."


Kawakami tried to keep her distance from Bayonetta for a while but eventually she apologized for creeping her out. The two of them talked for a bit then Bayonetta pulled put a book of some kind and started to show it off. Joker didn't mind it too much cause he could consentrat on cooking, that said he got a huge uneasy feeling. For some reason it was
too quiet for a room filled with so many people, he looks in his mother's Direction and saw everyone crowding around her and she was whispering. He's snuck over to see what was all the fuss about then immediately regret the decision: it was a photo album of his baby pictures. "This Ren when he was taking a bath at 2 years old." There was a collective awww from everyone " this is him trying to ride a bike at 7, This Is Us when I first went to the beach, and This Is him sleeping yesterday." Joker yells and tried to fight his way through to grab the book but Makoto and ryuji we're surprisingly really good at holding him back.

" screw this, everyone get out!" He tried to sound intimidating as they gave the order but he couldn't stop himself from blushing, but despite that the Phantom thieves did decide to leave their leader alone and took off. Kawakami decided to stay keep him company because it didn't look like Bayonetta was leaving either.

"Yo" Robin said coming through the door. " Lucina this is the Newbie Joker, Joker this is my wife Lucina." she stretched out her hand.

" greetings" she said "i heard of that little incident the other day when you were with the rest of the girls." joker shook her hand.

"Yep that's me." he signed as she truer not too laugh.

" And this here is my pride and joy, Morgan." She waved at Joker and he awkwardly waved back, she look like she was about two years younger than her parents. " she's from the future in case you're wondering, and so is my wife but she's from a different future it's complicated to some people." Joker stared at Robin for a bit trying to figure out if he was serious yet again.

" so you have a dragon living inside of you, your wife came from the future, and your daughter came from a different future? And on top of that keep turn into a girl randomly because fuck it right?" Morgan and Lucina started to laugh.

" you're right" Morgan said " he does have them durable look on his face when he's confused." While apart of some felt like she was being insulted he couldn't help but laugh himself. "Kitty!" Morgan spotted Morgana and Chase come up with stairs.

" now then let's eat ."


After Morgan caught Morgana she took him downstairs and everyone started eating. While the Fire Emblem crew didn't know what to expect it would have to be pretty bad to be worse than sully's cooking, they all took a couple of bites but don't really seem to hate it ( probably because he bragged about it so much Robin refused to give them the satisfaction.) Stop being sad Robin, Lucina, and Morgan's silence told him everything he needed to know: Success! " this is really good." Kawakami complemented :Success!

" why thank you." He said grinning.

"( oh gods, now he's getting full of himself.)" Robin rolled his eyes.

" kawakami right?" Lucina asked "Tell me how did you two meet?" A couple looked at each other and look back at them.

"Um, she used to be my teacher." Then that I gave her son a thumbs up once more and kawakami put her head down. "(Probably should have just lied)"

"A teacher? Robin Isn't that new recruit also a teacher?

"Why do you think Byleth is going to start fucking students too?"

"Robin"

" It was a joke honey I swear, just a joke."

" I was going through a rough time and he helped me through it." Kawakami smiled.

"I can relate to that." Lucina placed her hand on top of robins and the two smiled at each. " I never felt more helpless in my life before I met Robin, now that All those dark times are behind us I'm so happy that I feel like the queen of the world at times, even though he won't admit it out loud while we're in public I'm positive he feels the same way." Robin blushed a little bit and Morgan started giggling, then Bayonetta blow her nose ruining in the moment.

" oh right you're here." Joker said.

After dinner was done Robin left with his family and started to wash the dishes. " do you need any help?" Bayonetta asked.

" no thanks, I got us."

" In that case let me know when you're done I'll take us back afterwards." Bayonetta went outside and jumped on the roof, presumably to look at the stars or something after the long day he had he stopped questioning everything. 2 minutes later struggle to try to make his way up to the roof.

"Did you not hear me." He said trying to catch his breath. " I said I was done."

" sorry dear I was distracted." She said not removing her gaze up at the sky. So much for not questioning everything.

" What's your deal with stars anyway?"

" you were born on a night very to this one." She replied with a smile.

" oh." Joker sat down next to her and look at the stars. " how's Dad by the way?"

" He's alive somewhere, I suppose." Her nonchalant answer made him roll his eyes. " well then shall we go?"

"Um, could we stay a bit longer?" he looked in the opposite direction to hide his embarrassment. Bayonetta hold him over to sit on her lap and hugged him from behind. "Hey knock it off, I'm not a kid anymore let me go!" He try to squirm his way free.

" you just said you want to stay like this." The witch replied.

" I meant we could go back inside and talk for a bit besides it's cold up here."

" that just means I have to hold you tighter then." While part of him thought he would die from embarrassment if someone saw him
The other just wanted to spend time with her.

" Find, if you're going to make a big fuss about it." He muttered. Bayonetta last before giving him a kiss on the cheek.

I am thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow. It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity. With the birth of the witch Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.


The next day Joker had to participate in a little match Little Mac you seem to have a grudge because his day didn't go too well. Morgana came out of his bag while he was doing his morning stretches.

" Well?" The cat said

" Well what?" Joker reply.

" you've been here for a couple months do you have any idea where the treasure is being held." Joker froze in place. " the treasure, the whole reason we're here remember."

" oh yeah I forgot." Morgana signed.