Day 10 continued
"Lola and Lana have informed me about an altercation you had with some ruffian in the park earlier. Does this have to do with the abrasions and contusions you had come home with?" Lisa had been trailing behind with her big brother.
"Yeah." He took her hand in his. "Smaller words, please." He smiled at Lisa. "I'm not as smart as you, and I have to save brain power."
She rolled her eyes. 'For as often as I call him an imbicile, Lincoln does not give himself enough credit when it comes to his cognitive prowess. Note to self, refrain from calling my older male sibling an imbicile.' She looked up to him. "Nonsense, Lincoln. You are more than capable of vast ammounts of ..."
"Lisa!" He said with some emotion. "I got into a fight. I could have avoided it, but I didn't. Now I have some punk trying to start trouble with me. Even though I won. Even though I had good intentions and had only planned on talking..."
Lisa stepped in front of him and put her hand out, stopping him. "Lincoln. I am a six year old genius. I have the gift of a vast vocabulary, but even I need to open the proverbial can of whoop-tushy. Just last week I gave Doctor Goldman a good kick in the posterior for trying to steal one of my papers. Luckily Professor Hart had my back, so to speak."
She started walking, pulling him along. "Not too long ago, I checked into Shinji. She really is just as much a so called braniac as I am. According to her file, she sees physical conflict to be a most effective solution to certain problems, and an effective last resort for others. So what was this fight over?"
Lincoln had been nodding as she spoke but the question that folowed her little lecture had made him have to think, even though it was simple. "He was bullying Luan."
"I would have disintigrated him."
That comment made Lincoln shiver. "Good joke, Lisa!"
"Jokes are Luan's business." She paused as they caught up to the twins and Lily.
'And Lisa could do it...' the way Lisa had said that now left him looking grim for a few steps.
Lincoln lifted Lisa up and swung her enough so she ended up on his back. In her surprise she locked her arms on his shoulders and legs around his waist. She felt his hands grip her legs softly and she relaxed. "Oh, the 'Piggy-back-ride'! Very well, Lincoln. I shall accept, as my legs are tired from my own locomotion." She sighed. "I need to exercise more. Perhaps Lynn would help me with the endevor as well."
"Finally HOME!" Lincoln said with a huff.
Lincoln set Lisa on the couch. Lily and Lola took a place next to her while Lana ran up stairs to rinse off.
He gave Leni a hug. She was so excited about heading to work that she almost carried him out the door with her.
He caught sight of Luan rushing past the top of the stairs as Lynn and Lucy came down. Lucy had her nose in her new book and bumped into Lynn when the jock stopped at the bottom. "Sorry." Lucy slipped around the jock and Lincoln noticed the smell coming from the kitchen.
"Guys! Dinner!" Lori called.
The only one who would be missing at the table was Leni. She had pulled a late shift to cover for a single mom that had recently started work at the store.
"So what are we eating?" Luna asked stirring the bowlful of mystery.
"It's supposed to be vegetible chili." Lori poked at a lump with her spoon.
"It looks like dog food after Charles barfs it up!" Lola too poked at a lump.
"I think I burnt it." Lori pouted.
Lana was already getting a second bowl.
Every ignored this as Lana was known to eat from the garbage.
"Okay, screw this, I'm stoned and hungry!" Luna took a big scoop and chewed a bit. "This is pretty good!" The rocker filled her bowl to the top. "I think Dad made this before, but, it wasn't as good. I think he needed to burn it."
Later Lincoln ended up doing the dishes.
He switched from his good clothes into an old shirt and sweats first.
He stood there happily humming and going over the dinner conversation. It was about the family meal flops. The squid cassrole, the burnt-to-ashes flambe, when he and his sisters had tried to make dinner. The time their mom had served them expired leftovers, even Lana got sick for the weekend.
"Need help?"
Lincoln nearly jumped out of his skin. "Taking lessons from Lucy, Luan?"
She giggled and stepped up behind him. She reached around him and took a spoon. "No pie tonight." He caught the tone. "Aunt Flo is visiting. Buut..." One of her hands slipped into his sweats.
"Luna!" He said quietly.
"Relax. I got Lily new paints, 'broke' a magic trick for Lana to fix and got Lola a bunch of new accessories to try out."
"What about the others?"
"Lisa is working on her project, some possible breakthrough. Older sisters, we already know, you know" She nibbled his ear and felt him swell in her hands.
With her free hand she put the dishes in the strainer while she alternated stroking him softly and pumping him hard. It wasn't long before he blew his load and she withdrew her hand from his sweats.
She studied the mix of pearl and milk white with the clear strands that coverd her hand. He watched as she gave it a sniff then licked her hand clean.
Just like that, they were chatting normally as she helped him finish with the dishes. The occasional pun and joke was tossed around.
When they finished, Lincoln stopped her to give her a kiss. "Lincoln, I didn't brush my teeth!"
"Doesn't bother me, as long as it's mine. I don't go out of my way, you know, but if you and the others can kiss me after I eat a boxed lunch." He shrugged.
"Boxed lunch, I'm going to remember that one. Okay..." 'He's pretty comfortable with himself.' She kissed him again and hurried up stairs.
"I think I'll go brush my teeth now." Lincoln said quietly to his imaginary audience.
As he came out of the bathroom he checked in on his sisters. Lori was on her laptop. She blew him a kiss and waved but returned her attention to the screen. Luan was watching a comedy on her laptop and was apparently bunking with Lori. He took a moment to listen to Luan's laugh. It came natural and made him feel better. Looking back, when Jackson was bullying her, it had become fake and forced. He blew a kiss back and headed across the hall.
He heard music coming from inside through the crack in the door. Luna was playing her accoustic and Violet was singing. He peeked in and marveled at what he saw. Violet sitting in the beanbag chair wearing a thin maroon sundress while she dyed the tips of Luna's hair. Luna kept him from getting a good look at her girl.
Luna lounged back against her girlfriend, sitting between violet's legs. She wore only a black pair of panties with a white skull on them. Only her guitar blocked her breasts from his view.
The way the moonlight shone through the window made them look like angels. It was nice to hear Luna playing something softer and not be sad while doing so. He did step aside to give them privacy, but listened a bit longer before fully closing the door.
He stopped outside Lana and Lola's door.
Lana stopped what she was doing long enough to wave. She had new tools and one of Luan's more complicated magic tricks.
Lola came over to show off her fabulous outfit. "You like?"
"And the winner is..." He made the show of opening an invisible envelope. "Lola Loud!"
"Dork!" Lola hugged him tightly and pulled him down to kiss his cheek. "Don't change, Lincoln!" She pushed him out the door. "I have to change. So many ensambles to try! Kiss kiss!"
He smiled as the door closed.
He moved on to Lisa and Lily's room. Lily was already out cold and holding Bun-Bun. He had passed it on a year ago when Lily had begun having nightmares. No one knew why but they all had a theory.
Lucy even thought for a while that she was the cause. That theory was crushed as Lily often ran to Lucy when she had a bad dream. When it started to wear on Lucy's sleep schedule, Lincoln finally gave up his beloved stuffed rabbit.
Lisa was at her desk, she had her headphones in and for a moment he thought she was nodding along with the music. She wasn't. He barely caught a test tube before it hit the floor and managed not to spill the glowing red liquid. He slipped the tube into a holder and picked her up.
Her eyes opened as he took her headphones off. "Bed, now, because I worry about you." She made to protest. "Nuh uh uh!" She scowled at his admonishing. "What are you doing that is keeping you up so late anyway?"
"I am six and the shortest person in my school. Among my students and my peers. I don't get the respect that I deserve and..."
"Lisa." He said calmly yet firmly. She stare at him, waiting what he had to say. "Talk to Shinji and her sisters about this."
"You do not want to listen to my problems?" She asked sadly.
"Lisa, you won't believe me, but, Yuki showed me some pictures. They were all shy of five feet until they were eleven. According to Mika, nobody messed with Shinji, unless they were ignorant or stupid. I learned that height has nothing to do with respect from that story. Actions! You are a young lady of action! Accomplishments, those are something you have tons of! You're too humble to wear your Pulitzer award or display the dimplomas and achievement awards all over your classroom. Maybe settle for wearing your labcoat that says Professor Loud?" He rocked her as he spoke and watched her eyelids droop.
Lisa yawned. "My lab coat says Doctor Loud." He removed her glasses and set them in their place. "Best... brother... ever." She was tucked in before she fininshed and was asleep soon after.
He kissed Lisa and Lily before closing the door to their room.
When he checked on Lynn and Lucy, the two waved him over. Lynn stopped tossing her ball to get up and hug him. It was like old times and sisterly.
Lucy set her book aside to do the same. well, she stood there until he hugged her.
Apparently none of them had anything to say, Lincoln stood there for a minute with a smile and admired Lynn and Lucy's shared living space.
A hockey mask hung from the wall over two crossed butcher knives with splattered fake blood staining the three items.
Lucy had a fake skeleton in the corner, it wore Lynn's old baseball uniform from before the school changed the mascot last year. It held a baseball bat that was decorated in vampire bat stickers.
Lynn's side had a dartboard that looked like an eyeball, it lit up and the cord looked like an optical nerve.
He noticed two skateboards. One at the foot of Lucy's coffin, black wheels and a graveyard photo printed on the bottom.
One leaned against Lynn's bed table. It was covered in sponsor stickers and had red wheels.
Both decks looked like they had been used often. 'Lucy skates?' He wondered for a moment how he missed that.
"Need something, bro?" Lynn waggled her eyebrows.
He blushed remembering their encounter. "Just admiring the place. You two really put it together. I like the hockey mask!" He nodded towards the item. "Uh, where's the doll?" He looked around nervously, that thing still bothered him.
"She lurks in the closet." Lucy said in only the way she could to envoke the maximum creep factor.
"Still scares the piss outta me some mornings." Lynn admitted to Lucy's delight.
"Well, I love you girls! Sleep tight!" He yawned. He really hadn't noticed he was so tired until now.
They returned the sentiment and resumed their activities.
Lincoln fell into his bed, slipped out of his sweats and shirt and was out.
He opened his eyes and looked over at his clock. Just shy of eleven p.m. and someone lay against him.
It was Leni, she was awake and stroking his hair. "Hope you don't mind." She told him.
"Not at all." He smiled. "How was work?"
"Like, too short. Had too much time to think." She stopped stroking his hair and pulled him into a hug. "Everyone just kept bringing up Mom and Dad. Selling Mrs. Gretty shoes. Helping Elain Smith find a gift for her nephew. Sizing up Miss Thatcher for a dress, she has a date this week." She pouted. "I don't want to forget them, Lincoln, but, like, I hate being reminded all the time." She lay down, taking him with her. "I, like, totes wanted to 'cuddle' with you tonight, but now, I'm just not in the mood." She sighed. "Can I have a kiss though?"
Lincoln pecked her nose and she giggled then she looked at him seriously. "Lincoln, like, a real kiss."
"You too?" He smiled.
"Me first, or, like, I've totes been trying to tell you for years." She admitted.
He leaned in and their lips touched. Soon she was holding him in place as the kiss grew more insistant. He could tell that she had brushed her teeth before coming in, the faint taste of cinnamon toothpaste filled his mouth and the spice filled his nostrils. Her tongue and his played, but Leni was skilled. Very skilled! In the time since the kiss had started, Lincoln had to learn how to breath while kissing. Before now he had taken small breaks to catch his breath.
Leni let him go and fell back with a big grin. "Like, totes amazing!" Her chest heaved. "I feel better!" She looked over. "Hold me?" He nodded yes while still dazed from the heated make out session. He went to reach for her but she stopped him. "Hold on." She slid her panties off and tossed them to him, then took off her dress. "Get my bra, please, Linky?" She turned her back to him and he undid the clasp. He watched as Leni tossed it over with her dress and then laid back. She held her arms out.
Her nipples were a peach color and her muff was covered in thin but well kept bush.
"Do you just want to stare?" She asked. he shook his head no and laid down with her. The two embracing eachother, she pulled him in between her breasts, as usual. "So much better without a shirt in the way!" She hummed happily. She felt him kiss her chest and resumed stroking his hair. "If you want me in the morning, feel free to take me. I am totally yours!" She felt him nod. "I want it, badly! I don't mind if you woke me up like that."
Day 11
Lincoln woke up spooning Leni. He smelled her hair and ran a hand along her side enjoying the feel of her skin. The clock read four. He couldn't help but notice that he was sticky down there. He smelled a familiar but new scent. Leni softly snored, this was interrupted by her saying "Yes, Lori, ooh Linky!" He sat up slightly and looked at her face. She bit her lip and he felt a little movement. His eyes trailed down her body. Her peach colored nipples were hard. Her hand was squeezed between her legs, which were drawn up some. "Oooooh!" He realized that she was having a great dream, and that it was also why he was sticky.
He recalled what she had said, but that wasn't exactly his style to just take her like that.
He rolled her onto her back and removed her hand, raplacing it with his own. He felt the slickness and then played through her soft hair. She was shaven just where she needed to be to get into a swimsuit, but her hair was so soft that it didn't matter that she wasn't fully shaved bare. He moved down for a closer look and noticed that she had the scent of her coconut smoothies which she drank every morning and it mixed well with her natural womanly scent. Countless times were suddenly recalled from when he was at least ten at the way Leni would look at him and how affectionate she was with him.
She dated Chet or Chad or whatever his name was, but aside from the updates she gave their sisters, she didn't really talk about the guy. He turned on his light, some time in the night she had put on her sleeping mask. This one was a gift. A spur of the moment one as well, bought as a bit of a joke. There were wide open cat eyes on the mask. She loved it. Loved it because it was a gift from him.
He sat back and grabbed his phone from the small shelf and snapped a picture, not of her naked form but of her smiling face with the seafoam green sleep mask with blue cat eyes.
He put his phone back and used her toned, smooth, long and silky leg as a pillow.
He gazed across the expanse of her body at her beautiful face and wished he had taken more time to enjoy the view of their other sisters. He had gotten good looks, but he was distracted with Lynn and Lucy by his conflicting thoughts.
With Luan it happened too fast.
'I still got Luan's panties.' He grinned at the thought of them stashed in his desk drawer. 'I can put Leni's in there too!' His grin widened.
"What are you smiling about?" The sudden breaking of the silence surprised him and he looked over to see Leni smiling back at him.
"Enjoying the view." He stretched across her body and gave her a sweet and tender kiss. It ended up lasting a few minutes and he got to use some of the new tecniques that he had learned last night.
"I have to pee." She started to get up but he stopped her. "Yes?"
He didn't know why and before he could stop himself he asked. "Can I watch?" He didn't have time to regret it.
Leni grinned slyly. "Linky's kinky!" She tapped his nose with her slick finger. "Follow me, little brother!" She walked unabashed out of the room with him trailing behind a few steps. She took pride in the fact that he was oogling her.
'It feels totes better when it's Lincoln!' She smiled and hummed happily. 'Totes not creepy like those guys at work or school.'
She was inside and sitting before he knew it and he was right there. He closed the door and knelt on the floor at her feet and watched as a golden stream started to flow from her.
"Linc...!" She said in shock and clapped her hands over her mouth tightly.
He had pulled her to the edge of the seat and was drinking from her greedily. When she was done he kept at it. Even when he felt her nails dig into his scalp. She bucked against him roughly. His nose being tickled by her tuft of hair and pummled by her hips. Her legs gripped him tightly and it was as strong as her famous hugs.
But she tasted so good!
Slightly bitter but mostly sweet. An intoxicating flavor that drove him to ignore the pain and keep going. She let out a keen whine and stiffened. Leni was different than Lynn, Lucy and Luan. She oozed a thick cream that came in small doses as she continued to buck and thrust against him.
He was more than happy to keep kissing and licking as long as her legs kept him there. He felt his neck and back pop, heard it even. His arm was numb but looking up to see her cross eyed and looking drunk with her reddened nose and cheeks made him feel a sense of accomplishment. He drove his tongue as deep as it would go and felt some resistance. She started a new set of convulsions and he was hit hard by her pelvis. Lincoln blacked out.
He woke up with Lori wiping his face off. He had tissue in his nose. His back had lost the stiffness he had after carrying around Lily and Lisa on their trip to the park and icecream shop.
"What happened?" He asked.
"Leni gets rough." Lori replied. "Not sure if it was the blow that made your nose bleed or the python squeeze she had on you when she came." Lori chuckled. "Remember when I had to wear that neck brace for a week?"
He nodded then his eyes grew wide. "Yeah!" She admitted. "She was why I found out I like girls too. Caught her sniffing my panties, talked her into making out then tasting me." She spoke fondly of this memory. "I had to return the favor, I didn't want to be rude." She tossed the rag in the trash. "Did you really drink her piss?" Lincoln looked off to the side. "How was it?"
"Like she spiked her smoothies with something." He licked his lips, he could still taste Leni.
"I meant her pee, doofus!" Lori teased.
"Really! Like she spiked her smoothies. Warm, bitter, tangy, a bit salty. I'd... do it again." He admitted.
"Might have to try that myself." Lori stood up. She gave him a kiss and then another. "Damn she is addicting." She kissed him again. "She's worried about you. Go let her know you're okay. Thank her for not leaving you on the cold floor."
"Hey, Leni!" He said happily as he walked in.
Leni picked him up in a tight hug. "I'm so sorry!" She set him down softly on her bed. "Did that hurt? Did I hurt you?"
"I'm fine, Leni! I just know that next time I need to hold you down better."
"Next time!" Her face brightened. "You-you want, to do it again?"
Lincoln nodded.
"Maybe..." She turned away.
"Maybe what?" he aksed.
"Well, like, you see, Love she... totes likes to be..." She stopped and he turned her to face him after a minute. "... Be tied up. Like, if you need to, you could... tie me up." She hid her face in her hands. "I am totes weird!" she groaned quietly into her hands.
He had just drank her piss and she was thinking she was strange.
"Only if you're okay with it." She still didn't look at him, but she nodded. "Whatever you did to my back, I feel great! I forget how heavy Lily and Lisa have gotten."
"They are growing up, Lincoln." She sat there pondering something. "You, like, think they're going to be, like us?" She asked him.
"What do you mean?" He asked in return only to have her kiss him, it turned into another playful session ending with Lincoln laying atop her on her bed.
The look she gave him told him their kiss was her answer. "Oh. well, hopefully they are older than me or lucy when they decide who and what they like to do."
"Yeah. If they are, like, I don't mind sharing. If not, I totes hope they get someone who, like, deserves them." She rocked her hips. "Can I see it?"
"Yeah, sure!"
Ten minutes later Lincoln was laid back, propped up on pillows and watching Leni lick him.
Leni surprisingly had little experience with boys, but she had said that she had been flashed a lot. His was bigger and better looking, she explained.
Now she was totally enthralled with exploring his member. Surprisingly she had taken him easily to the back of her throat without any issues. He could tell that she was trying to keep from getting too excited. Still, he felt her nails in his thighs, her teeth scrapped his length as she sucked harder and harder. It hurt but also felt strangely good. His eyes rolled back. "Leni!" He felt her looses her suction. "Going to..."
"Hey, Lincoln... WOAH!" Lana stood in the doorway eyes wide and a huge grin on her face. She had walked in and surprised them just as lincoln blew. Leni pulled off of Lincoln looking like a kid who had just been surprised with a squirt gun as Lincoln's cum sprayed all over the side of her face. He was pale as a ghost and trembled with his mouth opening and closing as he tried to say anything.
"That was so cool!" Lana told them and backed out. "Come see me when you're done." She closed the door.
Leni turned her head to stare at him. They turned beet red as the realized what had just happened.
"You... uh... think she'll tell?" He asked Leni.
She simply shrugged and looked down at his lap with a pout. "I wanted you to finish in my mouth." She lifted his deflated member and licked it clean. "Guess you're like, done for now." He nodded. "Oh poo!"
He handed her his shirt. She looked at him blankly. "To wipe your face off."
"No thanks! Like, this, is totes good for the skin!" She stood up and stretched her legs. Then started to rub his cum over her face. "Shouldn't you go see what she wanted?"
"Uh..." He sat there. "Where did you learn about..." He motioned to her facial cream. "That?"
"Word of mouth. Like, I still think i'd rather, you know, swallow, but, like, you know."
"Right. I know." He pulled his pants up and stood there. "Sorry about tonight."
"Totes my fault. I forgot to lock the door. Besides, Lana probably knows a lot since she, like, has married animals."
"Married anima... oh, Animal Husbandry?"
"Linky, people can't marry animals, or do the animals marry eachother... wait, is Lana a priest?" She put her finger to her lip cutely, then she absently licked the tip, and then knowingly licked her hand. "Less saurkraut in your diet. It isn't bad, just strong."
"Okay." He backed out watching her lick her hands clean as she wore his cum as a facial mask.
'Fuck!' He thought as he walked as slowly as he could down the hall to the twins' room. 'Did I just emotionally scar my eight year old sister?'
He found Lola sleeping peacefully.
Lana was sitting on her bed looking bored and Luan's magic trick was all set up.
"Could we, like, talk in my room?" He glanced at Lola. "I..."
"Lincoln, I don't care about that!" She said quietly and patted the bed beside her. "Sit down."
He did after some debate within his head.
"Don't tell Lola I said this, but, like some other twins we know, we... Lola and I, do stuff with eachother. Stuff like that." She whispered very quietly into his ear.
"Since when?" He asked her.
"Rusty left a magazine here the last time he visited." She got under her mattress and showed Lincoln the Family Funfest magazine that was clearly labled SISTERS EDITION.
"Lola says she doesn't like it, but she has to put a pillow over her mouth when I put my finger up her bu..." She went quiet and her eyes grew big as her big toothy smile grew wider. "I finally get what Lori and Bobby meant by mud hole!" Her voice rose and Lola mumbled to keep it down. She shushed him even though she was the one who had gotten loud.
"Please, don't tell anyone. They think we're too young. I'm working on my own breed of rat, and my own breed of lizard. That takes a lot of, well, breeding. I have books on this stuff..." She looked back at her book shelf with a smile.
"Wow! Our librarian really doesn't care what books she signs out does she." Lincoln stated as he read some of the titles.
Lana shook her head and said "No she doesn't!" This drew his attention back to her. "I also have this cool one, Anarchist's Cook Book." Lincoln's mouth dropped open. "Been meaning to read it, but, now that Dad's gone, I just don't feel like it yet. I was hoping they got, like, Hobo Stew or something like that." She looked back at her big brother. "Hey, uh, Linc... uh..."
"You want to see it again?"
She nodded shyly. "And, like, do what Lori was..."
He put an arm around her. "Just, keep 'playing' with Lola for a few more years and then, if you haven't found a boy you really like, then, see me."
'Great going, moron! You just made a deal with your eight year old sister to... know what! I'm not even going to finish that sentence. You're not listening anyway! Concience, out!' Lincoln literally heard footsteps in his head and then a door opening and closing.
"Just, be careful, okay, Lana. Lola too. And tonight, it's just between us and Lori. Uh, I'll get a friend to get you some more of these." He held the book up. "But with girls as pretty as our sisters. Okay?"
"Linc, there is like, this egg thing." She took the book from him and flipped to a page.
"You want one?" She nodded excitedly. "Fine, but if anyone asks, you took Leni's credit card. I'll go talk with her about it."
"Deal!" She spit in her hand and held it out for a handshake. He shook it, he was too tired to be disgusted. "You didn't have to bribe me to keep my mouth shut, but you already agreed!"
"I'd just been had by an eight year old." He groaned.
"No, but my offer's still on the table." She winked.
He groaned again. "Sleep, now!" He kissed her cheek and stood up. He gave Lola a kiss too before leaving the room.
DAY 11
Everyone had made plans. Leni was babysitting, as was Lynn. Luan and Luna had been booked for two parties and Lori took Lola and the rest to the mall to hang out for the day.
His older sisters all called to check on him, well, Luna and Violet sent a picture of their naked breasts pressed together to him, causing him to almost walk into traffic even though it was just side-boob from them both.
Lincoln now sat with Eddie and Liam. He was cleaning seeds and stems out of the stash Eddie had brought along.
"That video of Girl Jordan was posted again last night." Liam said sadly.
"Poor girl." Eddie commented.
"If I find the fuck who did that... I... I... I'm ripping his balls off!" Lincoln growled.
"Clyde shaved his head. It's a good look for him!" Liam changed the subject. They didn't need to harsh their mellow.
"Lola suggested it." Lincoln mentioned.
"I'd shave mine but got this scar from when my dad knocked me down stairs." Eddie ran his hand along the part in his hair.
"It can't be that bad!" Liam pulled Eddie down in a headlock and started messing with his hair. He quickly stopped and let Eddie go. "You ever think about a tattoo? Cover it up?"
"I know these ladies that can really draw some awesome shit." Lincoln mentioned.
Eddie and Liam looked over.
"Ladies?" Liam asked and raised and eyebrow.
"Yeah." Lincoln sat up straight. "They seem rather... what was the term Mika used?"
"Mika, isn't that like, Russian or something?" Eddie asked.
"Japanese." Liam now had his friends looking at him. "Gran'maw on my dad's side is Japanese. Gran'paw was part of the occupation forces after the war. He met her in Osaka when she was just fourteen. Four years later they got married!" Liam counted on his fingers. "Gran'paw was twenty and two. My uncle was borned a week after their honey moon, on account that they put the weddin' date back three times."
"You don't look Japanese." Eddie said first.
"Ain't. I just found out the milkman is my daddy." Liam said quite believable in his manners and tone.
"Really!?" Lincoln almost dropped their stash in surprise.
"Naw, I'm just funnin' y'all!" Liam laughed. "Paw and I take after Gran'paw! My aunt, Sara-Beth, she looks like gran'maw, only with red hair." He got a dreamy look on his face.
"Farm Boy?" Eddie snapped his fingers in front of Liam's face a couple times. "You can dream of bangin' your aunt later, man!" Liam came out of his daze and shoved Eddie, but didn't say anything. "Hey, it's cool! If I had a chance I'd get all up in my cousin Leshawna. Of course, to be fair, I'm not too certain she's actually Uncle Darrell's kid."
Lincoln and Liam both stare at him.
"One in three chance. Her mom's dark, like, turn off the lights and all you see is their eyes, dark. So is Leshawna. Uncle Darrell is like my dad, and me, cream in the coffee black. The other two guys. One is dark chocolate dark. The other looks like those old cartoons from the forties, the ones with the big ass lips"
"I'd never say I heard a black feller sound racist before. We got an opening in the local Klan chapter if'n ya wanna join." Liam said with a teasing grin.
"I gotta bring my own rope?" Liam asked.
"Not 't'all." Liam answered.
They looked to Lincoln.
"Don't look at me, I'm El Blanco Negro."
Both his friends blinked.
"Right, you both failed Spanish class." Lincoln deadpanned.
"Hey! I only failed because I skipped class to smoke weed with Lunch Lady Phillis." Eddie said with mock indignity. "She taught me French"
"Teach me some French." Liam asked.
"I ain't no faggot!" Eddie scooted away from Liam after pushing him off his crate.
The three of them laughed for a minute.
They returned to their seats and Liam sparked it up.
"So, Lincoln, these ladies?" Eddie asked and Liam and he leaned in closer.
"Oh, yeah. Bohemian. That was what Mika had called herself and her sisters. It's like, real lax on rules and stuff. Free spirited and artistic."
"Cool, cool, so, what does that mean exactly?" Eddie asked.
"They're coming dowm to help get the restraunt going again this weekend, well, Shinji's already here. She's been working in the county. They're friends of Mom and Dad."
"Lincoln, was Shinji a man?" Liam asked warily.
"I don't think so, why?"
"Because Shinji means first son in Japanese."
Lincoln was pretty buzzed on his way home from the woods. Liam headed back to the farm and Eddie and him walked in silence.
"Hey, uh, Linc man."
"Huh?"
"About what I said about Leshawna, please don't say anything."
"Eddie, if you want to hit it, hit it. It's not like you're hurting anyone, and I'm not one to talk, you know." He made a zipping motion over his lips.
Eddie smiled in releif. " Damn! I can finally enjoy my buzz!" He gave lincoln a hug. "You're a real friend, Lincoln!"
"You already did her, didn't you."
Eddie tensed then relaxed and let lincoln go. "Yeah."
"I don't need details, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell." Lincoln put an arm around his friend's shoulder as they walked. "We all know how you treat the ladies, Eddie."
"I feel bad."
"Did Leshawna want to do it?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah, she did, but it's not about Leshawna. I mean about Lunch Lady Phillis. I didn't mean to say anything about kissing her."
"You mean you..." Lincoln expected to be stopped by Eddie laughing.
Instead Eddie nodded. "She could get in real trouble, man. Lips sealed?"
"I'm so stoned I don't remember what I ate for breakfast. So this Phil dude, he taught you French?"
"That's fucked up, Linc!" Eddie laughed. "Hey, my block. Tell your sisters I said what's up!"
"Will do, bro! Don't forget, this weekend!"
"A'ight! We on for Saturday!"