HELLO JESTERS! SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING EARLIER, MY PHONE HAD A BIT OF A PROBLEM AND I NEEDED TO BRING IT TO THE SHOP TO GET FIXED. AFTER THAT I NEEDED TO WAIT FOR THE WIFI TO RESTART SINCE IT WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. AND THEN MY FAMILY ASKED/REQUESTED (DEMANDED/FORCED) ME TO GO WITH THEM TO KUALA LUMPUR FOR A WEDDING CEREMONY AND TRUST ME AN EIGHT HOUR DRIVE TO K.L IS THE LAS THING I WANT.
ANYWAYS, I ALREADY FINISHED THE THIRD CHAPTER BUT THE FOURTH STILL NEEDS SOME IMPROVEMENT AND NO I DON'T WANT A BETA, IT'S ANNOYING, I ALREADY TRIED IT TWICE AND BOTH WERE ASSHOLES THAT EITHER SAID "Sorry, I'm still rewriting it to make it more interesting (i waited for three months)" TRUST ME! I WAITED THREE MONTH! AND THE OTHER ONE SAID "It sucks so I changed it completely (that changes everything that I had in mind!)" SO NO BETA!
ENJOY READING JESTERS!
I DONT OWN HP, JK ROWLING DOES!
ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 2: Transfiguration and potions with a bit of trolling around.
Harry was walking down the hall and jumped up when two voices startled him.
"That was a big gamble Evans" Harry looked to the side and saw his two friends there leaning on the wall.
"Shouldn't you two be in bed?" He glowered in a joking manner.
"I have my own private quarters Evans" Draco said while rolling his eyes "it's not like anyone's gonna notice me gone" He said before looking at the ceiling "except for you Hogwarts!" He exclaimed as they heard a soft humming.
"No one's really brave enough to ask me after I glared at them" Neville said "Guess I really am my father's son" He smirked.
"Anyways, have you both kept an eye on Quirrell?" Harry asked curiously.
"Yeah, he was rather jumpy after the ceremony" Neville said "Especially around visibly special people like you and Draco" He reported.
"You should've seen him run" Draco laughed which was followed by the other two boys but all fun must come to a end when they saw a familiar cat staring at them.
"Oh fuck me" all three boys chorused as they ran away from being reported by Filch.
Inside Dumbledore's office.
Dumbledore watched the hat with intense gaze. The hat just looked at him with a bored look.
"For how long do you wish to stare at me Headmaster?" The hat sighed
"What do you mean when you say Emry's?" Dumbledore asked. The founder's living portrait behind the headmaster bit their tongue to keep themselves from gasping.
"Exactly as I mean" The hat stated "That boy has both the fragment soul and blood of Merlin" The hat 'smirked'.
"What do thy mean sorting hat!?" The portrait of Godric Gryffindor who has not spoken a word for 2 decades exclaimed "does thee master has a heir!?"
"Yes" The sorting hat answered. Dumbledore looked behind him and stared at the portraits "And so are your heirs" It stated. All four portraits gained a shock look and stared at the hat in shock.
"Did thy heir make it!?" Rowena exclaimed in anxiously as if she tried to leap out if the portrait.
"Yes" It stated "A bright girls she is, her mentors she respects" it added "A girl she is, a muggleborn she be" it continued "but alas, the wrong house she has entered for her only friends for her to be with" Rowena listened intently to the rhyme "the house of the brave she has entered but she will keep her friends in line and be in their aid in their great journey" It finished.
"What about thy heir?" Godric Gryffindor asked in anticipation.
"Your heir Gryffindor have departed from the house of the brave and the others stayed" It said.
"What does thee mean?" Gryffindor asked.
"One magical heir has returned from a past debt and one blood heir" The hat said. Gryffindor gasped before letting out a roar of laughter.
"Hahahaha!" He laughed and laughed "Dear beloved has strike again!" He laughed.
"What do you mean?" Dumbledore asked but was ignored. The hat then turned to the other two portraits.
"And as for your heir" It said as the founder of Slytherin and Hufflepuff looked at hat intently.
With Harry.
Harry was inside one of the private quarters as the hat had sorted him into the house of Emry's. So much for laying low. The room had a single four poster bed that had white sheets on it, black wardrobe and a bathroom that could be categorised as royalty.
"Oh merlin" Harry sighed as he laid down onto the bed and he could feel the soft bed engulfing his body "So bloody tired" He said as he finally laid into a deep slumber... But that didn't last long when he felt something cold press to his neck. His eyes shot open and saw a figure holding a scythe to his neck.
"Harry potter" The figure said in a feminine tone "You escaped me once dear child" she said.
"Urmm..." Harry hummed "I'm going to assume you are death?" He asked in a slightly nervous tone.
"Yes" Death said as she removed her hood and revealed a very beautiful face, dimly glowing yellow eyes, snow white skin and messy black hair "And you were supposed to stay in Limbo a little longer" She growled as she pulled back her scythe.
"So, I have to die again?" Harry asked in a still nervous tone.
"No" Death sighed "You will die after you have a few great grandchildren" She stated.
"So what are you doing here?" Harry asked curiously.
"I wish to ask you a favor" She said as she checked her pitch black nails.
"Depends on how hard it would be" Harry said as he watched Death rubbing her nails.
"I want Rose Lily Potter to be my daughter" That did it. Harry literally chocked on his own spit and was having a coughing fit.
"I know asking if you are serious would just be a waste" Harry said while pounding his chest "but why?" He asked.
"Witnessing how you were treated was already a torture for me" She said in a slightly sad tone "I watched her from the day she was born and wished I could just accelerate those devil dursleys life span so that I could personally torture them just like how I tortured Antioch and Cadmus" She snarled and unconsciously scraping her palm too hard.
"Alright," Harry sighed, Death looked at him with a questioning stare "I'll ask her tomorrow" He replied
"Will you?" Death asked in nothing but pure hope in her eyes and voice.
"Yes" Harry sighed "But I'm doing this because I'm sleepy and i-" harry looked in front of him and saw Death was gone but he could of sworn he heard a faint squeael somewhere "bloody woman" Harry muttered as he fell asleep onto his bed.
The next day.
Harry was sitting at a round table that was big enough for two. The table filled with expensive looking foods and a cup of tea. He looked over at Draco and saw him in the same situation. By coincidence, Harry's table was right beside Draco's and now their backs were facing each other.
"Anything you want Evans?" Draco asked without looking.
"Yes actually" Harry said "You do know we have potions correct?" Harry asked. Draco gained a confused look before a look of realisation began to dawn upon his face that was followed by a mischievous grin.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Draco asked as he slowly turned to the former Potter. Harry nodded with a similar grin "Project epic entrance and make Snivellus miserable?" Draco asked which again Harry nodded with the same grin. Just then a some owls arrived.
"Why are they early?" Harry asked curiously as Draco held the same confused look. A midnight black owl and a grey owl arrived at Draco's and Harry's table.
"I got one howler and one normal letter" Draco said "what'd you get?" He asked the once boy who lived.
"A letter from gringgots" Harry said as he opened the letter. He opened the letter and began reading the content silently.
Dear Lord Potter,/Emry's/Peverell/Gryffindor.
We would like to express our congratulations by sending you this letter and we would appreciate if you make a visit to Gringgots and accept your inheritance. We would also suggest you bring Lady Potter with you for her will reading and your acceptance of the Potter ring, Emry's ring, Peverell ring. And Lady's potter ring of Gryffindor.
May your gold flow non stop
Sincerely
Ragnok
Harry stared at the letter with irritation clearly evident on his face. These goblins always find things out that involve gold faster than Dumbledore on a Legilimency spree. It was annoying and not fun.
"What you got Draco?" Harry asked Draco who just shrugged and guessed.
"Either that old fool is going to disown me or he's going to rant about how I should be more like my twin" Draco drawled. Draco opened the howler and instantly Lucius's furious voice boomed throughout the whole castle.
"DRACO!" The voice boomed, thankfully he cast a semi deaf charm onto himself and Harry charmed a deaf charm onto himself. "YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE MALFOY HOUSE FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU HAVE BEEN JEALOUS OF YOUR TWIN FOR FAR TOO LONG! HE IS MORE PERFECT THAN YOU WILL EVER BE AND YOU WILL NEVER REACH HIS LEVEL EVEN FOR A MILLION YEARS WORTH OF TRAINING!" The voice of the Malfoy matrich boomed throughout the hall. "I! Lucius Edward Malfoy! HEAD OF THE MALFOY HOUSE NOW DISOWN YOU FROM THE MALFOY HOUSE!" It boomed before exploding in the ex- Malfoy's face. Draco looked at the scorch mark where the letter once was with an awaiting expression. Everyone looking at Draco with either a smirk or a concern look.
"That's it?" Draco asked as he looked at the Emry's heir. Harry discharmed himself and shrugged at Draco "that's it!?" Draco exclaimed "I thought he was going to sue me or something! Seriously how pathetic is he?!" Draco laughed. Just then, a raven black bat flew into the castle and landed in front of the ex-Malfoy heir.
"You gained a familiar?" Harry asked curiously. Both of them looked at the bat with confused look.
"To my final blood successor" the bat said as it's blood red eyes glowed "I am Lord Alucard Drakul" It continued. Everyone looked in shock at the talking bat "If this bat has reached you and it is true that you have been disowned then I congratulate you because I am dead and you are now the last surviving heir to the drakul lineage" It said as it grinned nastily at the Drakul heir "This bat shall now be your familiar and will assist you as much as it can, it may look small but you shall find out about it's true abilities soon enough" The bat added "Farewell my Heir" The bat said before the bat flew around Draco and landed on his shoulder and letting out a cute squeak.
"Come one Draco" Harry said "We're attracting attention" Harry said as the Drakul heir and the Emry's heir walked away from prying eyes.
Inside Transfiguration class.
Everyone entered the classroom and they all took their seats as they began talking... Completely ignoring the black tabby cat at front. That was when Ron and Rose walked into the classroom a little bit late.
"Glad we made it before professor McGonagall's here right mate?" Ron asked the girl who lived.
"Yeah" Rose panted from running too hard.
"I wouldn't say that now Mr. Weasley, Mrs. Potter" Said McGonagall after transforming back to human from her cat form, startling almost all of the halfborn and muggleborn. "Ten points for Gryffindor for being late" she said before the door slowly opened and a black Persian cat with green eyes walked into the room with a white ferret flew into the room... Obviously since a black bat was carrying it. The cat let out a cute meow before scampering towards Rose and landed on the table.
The ferret however landed on the empty seat right beside Hermione and looked at her while nodding it's head which looked cute. The bat flew up onto the ceiling and began to sleep upside down like most bats do.
"Miss potter, Mrs. Granger" The teacher called "I would advise that you keep your pets in it's cages like you are instructed" Minerva said in her professor voice.
"But" Rose said "This isn't mine" she added as she looked at the beautiful Persian cat.
"And I have a cat not a ferret" Hermione said. The ferret looked at her and whipped his head back to the front as if he was snorting.
"Then who's pet are these!?" Minerva exclaimed while pointing at the two animals.
"We are our own Professor" The cat said. Everyone's eyes widened in shock before the two animals turned into a pair of students.
"Yo" Draco who was sitting beside Hermione greeted.
"Good morning Professor" Harry greeted as he stood on top of the table where Rose and Ron was sitting. The whole room all held shocked looks as the two student greeted them and Harry jumped off the table before sitting beside Pansy.
"It seems we have an animagus among us" The transfiguration professor said as she observed the two students "anyway, we shall begin our first lesson today in transfiguration..."
"So how's your little dragon?" Harry asked as he looked at Pansy with a mischievous smile.
"He sent a letter last night telling me that he'll be making a visit today" Pansy said with a blush.
"Ooooh" Harry said "You must be nervous" Harry said
"Bloody hell yes" Pansy said "I'm an eleven years old for Merlin's sake!" She said. Harry let out a silent laughter.
Potion class.
Everyone was inside the class and that included the girl who lived and Ron weasley. Everyone was happily chatting and laughing but they'll soon fins out that the chamber wasn't made for laughter. The door slammed open before it stuck to the wall and count Dracula walked in... What? He's dead? that's Snape? Oh! Sorry about that Draco!
"It seems that we have a celebrity in here" Snape said as Rose wrote down everything that he just said before snape slammed his palm onto Rose's table which startled her. "I did not tell you to write anything yet" He snarled "10 points from Gryffindor!" He announced before the door slammed shut.
"Hey!" A muffled voice said from behind the large wooden door "Let us in!" The voice said. Everyone could identify it was Draco.
"Good luck getting in here outcast!" Drake laughed at his former brother's fate.
"You arse!" Draco's voice yelled "That's it! Draco yelled. There were some muffled talking before "pure inspiratione" the door was blown off it's hinges and slammed into the wall, leaving a deep imprint of the wall. Everyone looked at the once door and saw Draco with Harry that had their wands pointed out.
"Who the hell locked the door!? We still had 3 minutes!" Draco exclaimed in irritation. Then the two boys heard a soft humming. "What? It was supposed to do that?" Draco asked no one "then make it 30 seconds! It's annoying!" He groaned as he walked into the chamber.
"Looks the same as always" Harry said as he sat down at an empty table beside Draco. Draco looked over to Hermione and winked at her before asking her a question.
"You got a partner yet Hermione?" He asked with a happy grin. Hermione shook her head with a confused look "wanna partner up?" He asked. Hermione looked at him with a nervous look before shaking her head. Draco frowned inwardly before smiling softly at her "I understand, maybe next time" He said with a small wave of his hand.
"I'll partner up with you Draco" Harry said as he tried his best to not glare at Snape who was staring at them. Snape decided to ask the girl who lived some questions that Harry would find hilarious if he interrupted the old greasy git. Harry saw the opportunity and smirked.
"DRAUGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!" Draco and Hermione exclaimed. Hermione looked at Draco with a confused look that was mixed with a surprised one.
"I did not ask for you to answer Mrs. Granger and Mr.-" Snape however was cut off by Draco.
"Drakul" Draco grinned nastily "Draco Gabriel Drakul" Draco said.
"10 points from the house of Drakul and Gryffindor" Snape said.
"Typical Snivellus" Harry snorted loud enough for the whole class to hear. Snape's eyes widened before he looked at Heir of Emry's in shock.
"Where did you learn that name?" Snape growled.
"Careful Snivellus" Harry glared "We don't want the audience to know about your little secret now do we?" Harry asked with a smirk. Snape decided that he would take this to the headmaster.
"Open your textbooks to page 12" Snape ordered. Harry frowned... This was not over.
Charm class.
Everyone inside the classroom was happily chatting because they got to know professor Flitwick and he was a nice bloke.
"Alright now class" Filius called "For today, we shall be learning on how to levitate a feather" Filius added in his cheerful tone. Everyone looked at the feather and raised his hand. "Yes Mr. Evans?" Filius asked the boy.
"Can I levitate something heavier? I already levitated feathers for as long as I can remember" Harry asked. Filius looked at the boy with a confused look.
"Me too" Draco interrupted "I have an idea Emry's" He said. Filius raised his hand to stop the two boys.
"Alright, if you two can levitate your feathers without using your wands then you two can levitate anything you two want" Everyone gasped in shock.
"Ha! Like that outcast can levitate anything!" Drake Malfoy laughed mockingly at his former twin brother. Harry and Draco smirked before they pointed their finger at their feather and it levitated instantly into the air.
"The trick here is how you pronounce it and the flow of magic you use" Harry explained as he made the feather zip around the room. Drake glared at Draco and saw the ex-Malfoy heir smirk mockingly at him.
"Wingardium leviosa!" Draco exclaimed while pointing at Harry who levitated into the air.
"Nice trick Draco" Harry laughed before doing the same to Draco.
"Hey look!" Draco called "Superman!" He laughed while doing a superman pose. Hermione, Rose and some muggleborn kids either laughed or giggled at the joke.
"Very excellent Mr. Evans and Mr. Drakul" Filius praised "I think I just found myself a pair if assistants" He laughed. The two boys laughed cheerfully at the statement.
That night.
Draco, Harry and Neville were waiting outside of the hall for the one main event they remember well in their head.
"You sure you wanna sit this one out Nev?" Harry asked his friend.
"I have to" Neville said "or I'll raise some serious red flags" He explained.
"Right, Dumbledore knowing me and Harry here being two major heir are serious red flags" He said.
"Anyways, keep the others safe alright Nev?" Harry asked as he and Draco walked towards the girls bathroom.
"No magic?" Draco asked.
"Nope" Harry said "Just some animagus and some fists" He explained.
"I hate not using magic" Draco whined in a drawling voice.
"Stop with the whining" Harry said "You sound like Snape" He added with a shiver that was followed by a laugh from the duo. They had a friend or in Draco's case, a future wife, to save and nothing short of Armageddon will stop them.
AUTHOR!: I'M GONNA SET UP A POLL FOR A NEXT FANFIC AND I WANT YOU! THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE WHAT IT THE ANSWER IS GOING TO BE! And no, it's not harry potter.
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