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The scene takes place at the Smith household. However, Hayley is wearing her purple pajamas as she is covered with blankets. Unfortunately, her nose is really red and there is a washcloth on her forehead. She has a really bad cold.
(Sneezes)
"Jeff, I need some chicken soup" Hayley said in a sick tone.
"Coming babe" Jeff said as he arrives with the chicken soup, although he has his mouth covered with a doctor mask.
Meanwhile, Roger is watching Mary at Hayley's room. They are seen playing dolls.
"So Mary, what do you like to do today?" Roger asked.
"Well uncle Roger, uncle Steve told me something about Wheels and the Legman, I was wondering, is that true?" Mary asked.
"Uh, you see, your uncle has a crazy imagination. We only pretend to be detectives because it's funny" Roger said.
"Oh really? I want to join. Where's uncle Steve?" Mary asked.
"They are still on vacation, honey" Roger asked as we see Steve and Zoey wearing matching white bathrobes as they are getting pampered at a spa back at the Bahamas.
(Phone rings)
"Hello? Oh hey Nattie! Oh no! What's wrong? Oh no!" Roger answers his cellphone.
"What? What's wrong Roger?" Mary wondered.
"It's Natalie. She says her iPod Shuffle is missing. Well Mary, this looks like a case for…the Roger and Mary Mysteries!" Roger announced as he and Mary dressed up as detectives and posed like superheroes.
"Oh cool! Wait! What's an iPod Shuffle?" Mary asked.
"Ugh! I thought you kids already have the modern technology!" Roger grumbled.
Meanwhile, they went into Natalie's apartment as they investigate her room.
"So Ms. Clarkson, where was the last time you had the Shuffle?" Roger interrogated.
"Well, you see…it was my morning run" Natalie answered.
(Flashback)
We see Natalie running as she is clad in a black sports bra, matching yoga pants, and sneakers as she has her headphones on during her workout.
"I was working out to maintain my beautiful figure. I was listening to Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Avril Lavigne, P!nk, Selena Gomez, pretty much almost every talented female artist today. Anyways, once I got home, I put my Shuffle away as I do the normal activities: took a shower, clean the house, cook my meals, and my once a week throw up on the toilet" Natalie recalls as we see her taking a shower (we see up to her neck), sweeping the floor after her shower fully dressed, cooking a pasta dish, and puking on the toilet.
(Flashback Pauses)
"Whoa, hang on a second! Why do you throw up once a month?" Roger asked.
"I don't know. I just do" Natalie answered as she crossed her arms.
"But you still have pretty teeth" Mary smiled.
"I had braces when I was a little girl. I'll be fine" Natalie commented. "So anyways…"
(Flashback Resumes)
"The next day, I was going for yet another run and I was hoping to run one mile in 10 minutes, but then suddenly…it's gone! My Shuffle is gone!" Natalie recalled as we see her searching her entire apartment for her Shuffle.
(Flashback Ends)
"Roger, you got to help me! You got to! I need my music! Without it, it hurts my concentration and I'm forced to watch these unhelpful YouTube workout videos!" Natalie begged.
"All right Nattie. Mary and I will help" Roger said.
"We sure are" Mary agreed.
"Well okay, if you found it, just call me" Natalie suggested as Roger and Mary left.
"We did it uncle Roger. Our first mystery together" Mary smiled.
"We got this in the bag, sweetheart" Roger smiled back.
Later, as they are walking by, Roger sees something.
"What the hell?" the alien asked as he approached towards…Snot.
"Hey Steve's Jewish friend, what are you doing here?" Roger asked.
"Hey Roger. Thank God you're here! I once accidently wore Lana's bra and now it's missing. I asked Steve if he has seen it but he said no. I asked the other guys and they answered no as well. You gotta help me!" Snot begged.
"Not to worry, we can find the bra. However, what's a bra?" Mary asked.
"Ugh! Fine, this looks like another case for the Roger and Mary Mysteries" Roger announced as he and Mary dressed up as detectives and posed like superheroes…again.
"Well good luck. You gotta hurry. It's Lana's favorite bra and if something bad happens to it, she'll dump my ass and I've never get to see her in her underwear ever again and she wears sexy panties!" Snot begged as he left.
"Roger, what's panties?" Mary asked as Roger groans.
Meanwhile, back at home, Roger and Mary has set up a detective agency in the basement at the Smith household.
"Let's see here: Natalie's iPod Shuffle is missing and Snot's girlfriend's bra has gone missing. I wonder who or what has stolen those things" Roger wondered.
"Maybe a cat burglar took them. I heard they dress up like cats to make them look scarier" Mary commented.
"Hang on. I gotta check inside" Roger said as he looks inside his pants and underwear. "Nope, all clean."
"What was that?" Mary asked.
"Last time I found someone else's Shuffle, it was in my butt and by the way, it was your mommy's Shuffle" Roger said.
"I don't want to know" Mary shook her head.
"So anyways, I wonder where…" Roger is interrupted by a knock on the door as he opens to reveal to be Adaline.
"Hi Roger" Adaline greeted.
"Hey Addie. I'm sorry. Hayley can't play right now. She has a cold. Right now, I think she has diarrhea" Roger said.
"No she doesn't! She's puking right now if you don't mind!" Jeff snapped, off-screen.
"Oh no. Poor Hayley. Although, that's not what I came here for" Adaline said. "Have you seen Mark's boomerang? I borrowed it to show it to my dad to see how much he matured but I accidently lost it and now I'm worried that he'll get mad at me for losing his trusty weapon. Luckily, he went with his mom and her girlfriend on an outing and that gives me time to either find one or buy a new one."
"Not to worry Ms. o'Brien or should I say the future Mrs. Johnson. This looks like another case of the Roger and Mary Mysteries" Roger announced as he and Mary dressed up as detectives and posed like superheroes…for the third time.
"Uncle Roger, we need to stop doing that" Mary said.
"But it's funny, sweetie" Roger commented.
"Whatever. I don't care what you guys do, just help me find his boomerang as soon as possible" Adaline begged as she left.
Meanwhile, Mary and Roger do some research online.
"Let's see here: Natalie had her shuffle on Thursday, then suddenly, the next day, it vanished. Snot wore his girlfriend's bra on a Thursday and then it disappeared and then Adaline went to her father's on Thursday and borrowed Mark's boomerang. I wondered what could be behind this?" Mary said as she looks online.
"Wait up a second, how in the world can a 1 year old baby use the computer?" Roger asked.
"Look, we're in a generation of kids using modern technology at an early age" Mary answered.
"Never mind. The point is, where could they be?" Roger asked as we see…a huge hill of lost and forgotten items everywhere. A mysterious person stands on top of them, although we only see the boots.
"Nobody will find then now and will never find them at all!" one evil man cackled as he is playing around a pink bra and a boomerang, along with listening to a iPod Shuffle.
Later, Mary and Roger walk around Langley Falls as they search for the missing items.
"Look uncle Roger, this must be the place where Natalie last used her Shuffle. Maybe it must have fallen off the park as she finished running. Maybe she forgot to double check her device when she got home" Mary said as she sees footprints on the sidewalk. "However, one question is, how in the world does she has big feet?"
"Uh, that was me!" Roger laughs nervously.
"Oh come on!" Mary shouted.
"Look, you're not smart all the time. Remember that oral report you gave about your mommy?" Roger asked.
(Flashback)
"And that's why Hayley Smith is not only my mommy, but also the most inspirational woman in the world" Mary said as she gave a presentation on her mom in front of Colleen's class as her classmates, except for Tiana, applaud.
"Way to go Mary. Very well researched; however, a little heavy on the pictures and for some reason a pair of white panties on your report, but I'll give you an A-" Colleen said as Mary smiles as there was Hayley's underwear on Mary's scrapbook.
"Ha-ha, you got an A-" Tiana taunted.
"It's better than a B" Mary laughed.
"Oh dang it!" Tiana cursed.
(Flashback Ends)
"Hey, Daddy said that it was the same undies that she wore 8 months before I was born" Mary snapped. "(Sigh) I don't want to argue uncle Roger. Can't we work together to find those things?"
"You're right kid. Let's not do those cliches where a duo break ups over a mystery and they make up and solve at the end" Roger agreed. "Ain't nobody got time for that."
"What's that?" Mary asked as she pointed some unusual thing at the well.
"Oh crap" it was the same mysterious man who took the things as Roger and Mary chased after that person.
"Let's get him!" Roger shouted as he and Mary ran. However, the alien stops as he catches his breath.
"I can't. I'm too fat! I gotta stop drinking so much beer!" Roger puffed.
"Uncle Roger, he's getting away!" Mary complained.
"I wonder why he's running away from us" the alien asked.
"I don't know. We need to find out. We promised those people we would find their things and we will get them" the baby girl said as she helped get Roger to stand up.
"Okay, I'm good now. Where to?" Roger asked as they…are riding on Big Wheels to find the mysterious figure.
"Really?" Roger grumbled.
"They're cool, aren't they? The best part is, we have these for two hours!" Mary smiled.
"What do you mean we have these for two hours?" Roger asked as Mary…shows him a Mastercard credit card.
"You're 1! How the hell can you afford a credit card?!" the alien questioned.
"Mom and Dad trust me with this emergency card" Mary explained.
"Touche" Roger said.
Later, they rode their Big Wheels all the way to an island of lost things.
"Uncle Roger, what is that?" Mary asked.
"I have no idea, darling. Apparently, it's some sort of dump of treasure. It's so cool huh?" Roger asked.
"Do you think that we might find what we are looking for?" Mary asked.
"Probably" Roger said as they went inside. However, a guard stops them.
"Unauthorized personnel not allowed! Get out!" the guard shouted.
"You want to fight me? I'll fight you!" Roger began to throw punches.
"Uncle Roger, watch this" Mary said as she…gives the guard baby crying looks on her face.
"Aww, that's so cute! You guys can come in" the guard lets them in.
"Woohoo! It worked!" Mary cheered as she and Roger went inside.
"Damn it! I gotta stop falling for that. Oh well, tomorrow's retirement day for me" the guard told himself.
Later, they looked around the lost items.
"Oh my God, it's the Barbie heads my friend Candy lost. She'll be happy to see these" Mary said as she puts them away.
"Oh my God, my Ricky Spanish shirt!" Roger dons it on; however, he sniffs it.
"Maybe this isn't the right time" he commented as they keep looking.
"Roger, look! We found them!" Mary cheered as they found Lana's bra, Natalie's iPod shuffle, and Mark's boomerang.
"You did it kid!" Roger cheered as suddenly, a person approaches them.
"Where do you think you're going?" a old man wearing a cowboy outfit stopped them.
"It's our stuff. We found them and they belong to their rightful owners!" Roger answered.
"I found them and they're fine! Finders keepers! The name is Winston and there's nothing you can do about it" Winston stopped them as Roger punches him.
"These belong to our friends!" the alien shouted as Winston slams him to the ground.
"What do you say to that?" Winston taunted. "All right, little lady. You are next!"
"Oh no, Mary! If something happens to her, Hayley and Jeff will never forgive me!" Roger tries to get up, but is badly hurt.
"Goodbye, kid" Winston said as Mary…suddenly attacks him using Hayley's superhero moves.
The alien looked surprised.
Mary beats up Winston multiple times up to the point where he surrendered.
"Alright, you win! You can have those stupid things back!" Winston shivered as Mary retrieved the items back. "Just leave me alone!" he vanishes.
"We did it uncle Roger. We found the missing things! We make an awesome team! We're like the Dynamic Duo, except I'm Batman" Mary joked.
"No sweetheart, I'm Batman, but you're right, we do make one hell of a team" Roger said.
"Roger, what's hell?" Mary asked.
"Seriously, can't you go one second without asking a question?" the alien snapped as Mary laughed.
Later, they retrieve the missing iPod back to Natalie.
"My Shuffle! Thank you guys!" Natalie cheered.
"You're welcome" the duo said in unison.
"How in the world did you find it?" Natalie asked.
"Oh, you know, you always gotta be careful with your things" Mary said.
"Yeah, it's a good thing it wasn't in my butt. It would not be pretty" Roger added.
"You guys are awesome! I'm flattered to have great friends like you guys!" Natalie smiled as she gave both of them a hug.
"Well, I'm not into hot chicks giving me hugs, but why not?" the alien laughed.
Meanwhile, Roger and Mary gives Snot the missing bra.
"You guys are awesome! Now I'm gonna hide it in her underwear drawer so that she'll never know. Thank you guys!" Snot leaves as he went to his girlfriend's house and hides the bra inside Lana's drawer. Moments later, she arrives home with a Victoria's Secret bag.
"Hi babe. Look what I got: a cute purple lacy bra, perfect for my boobs" Lana said as she showed Snot the undergarment.
"It looks cute babe" Snot smiled.
"That's great. I've been meaning to throw this old thing away" Lana said as she throws away the found pink bra in the trash. Snot's eye twitches.
"I freaked out for nothing!" he shouted in his mind.
Meanwhile, Mary and Roger retrieve the missing boomerang back to Adaline.
"Oh my goodness, you found it! Thank you so much guys! Mark will be so happy to hear that his weapon is safe and sound" Adaline smiled as she also hugged the two.
"Well what do you know Roger? We make a good detective duo after all" Mary smiled as they waved bye to Adaline.
"We sure do kid" Roger commented.
Mark arrives to Adaline's house.
"Hey babe. How's everything, including my weapon?" he asked.
"Safe and sound babe" she smiled as she gives him the boomerang.
"Oh goody. This thing always get lost for no reason. So even if they are lost, I have a bunch of these and I don't mind losing one" Mark said as he and his girlfriend goes to his closet and displays his many boomerangs.
"Oh come on!" Adaline whined in her thoughts.
"However, you can keep it" Mark added.
"Thanks babe" Adaline said as she kisses her boyfriend.
The next day, Hayley is much better now.
"Thank you Roger for spending time with Mary. I didn't want her to be sick" Hayley said as she plays with her daughter.
"Anytime Hayles, you would have done the same for me" Roger said.
Jeff arrives with a red nose as he blows onto a tissue.
"Babe, I'm sick. I don't know what's wrong with me" he said with a stuffed nose.
"This looks like a job for…the Roger and Mary Mysteries" Roger announced as he and Mary dressed up as detectives and posed like superheroes…for the last time.
"Okay, we gotta stop doing that" Mary said.
"It's okay, I got this" Hayley smiled.
The End…oh wait, there's more.
We see Steve and Zoey swimming in the lake. Steve is wearing blue swim trunks as Zoey wears a white bikini. Later, they went down water slides together. At the end, we see them in a hotel as they are wearing bathrobes.
"Steve, I think it's time we take our relationship to the next level" Zoey said as the couple are lying on their bed.
"Are you sure?" Steve asked.
"I think so" Zoey said as she removes her bathrobe, revealing her pink lacy bra and panties. Steve does the same, revealing his green thong briefs. The couple start making out like crazy.
"Steve, I think I wanna have a baby already" Zoey said.
"Are you sure?" Steve asked.
"I'm sure" Zoey answered. "Besides, we're engaged now. It's okay."
"Okay" Steve whispered as they continue making out. However, an alarm sound is made.
"What?! Our vacation's over! Alright, I guess we will have to go home now" Steve said as he dons his normal outfit.
"We will continue this at home" Zoey agreed as she puts on her clothes as well.
"I didn't notice you had a tattoo on your left butt cheek, Zo" Steve chuckled.
"Shh! Don't let anyone know that I have a picture of Snoopy on my bottom. That's why you will never see me in a thong" Zoey giggled.
We end with people waiting in line for the bathroom inside an airplane. There were moaning sounds inside as people looked impatient. However, we see Steve and Zoey sleeping in their seats on the airplane.
"Steve, thank you" Zoey said.
"No, thank you Zoey" Steve giggled as they resumed their nap.
End of Chapter
Thank you (times infinity) so much for your patience. I'm deeply sorry for the hiatus. I have been working hard to make new episodes. I plan on showing them either every Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Therefore, expect a new chapter every week. Thank you for your patience. I fully appreciate it. Read and review and see you next time.