I am back! I just want to tell my readers I'm deeply, deeply sorry for my delay. My job has left me losing the ability to write, but the good news is that I'm back now, ready for episodes! This is thanks for giving me a free day at work as there was nothing to do so yeah enjoy!
The scene opens with Hayley walking around in the living looking at her cellphone while Jeff plays with Mary.
"Crap! My brother and future sister in law said that their flight had technical difficulties and we don't know when they will be back. This is not good at all!" Hayley complained.
"Who else can you ask?" Jeff asked.
"Hey dad, could you do me a favor and watch over Mary for the weekend?" Hayley asked.
"Oh Hayley, I would love to" Stan offered.
"Really?" Hayley asked again.
"But I can't. The CIA needed me for urgent business, which means I won't be around for the weekend" Stan explained as he walked away.
"Oh great. I can't ask Mom because she's with Mama and Baba now. Well, I guess I've got one more option" Hayley dials her iPhone.
Meanwhile in Quahog, the phone rings.
"I'll get it" Meg answers the phone. "Hello, Griffin residence, this is Meg."
"Hi Meg, it's Hayley" Hayley's voice is heard on the phone.
"Oh hey Hayley, what's up?" Meg asked.
"Listen, me and Jeff are going out of town for the weekend, and I was wondering if you could come over and watch Mary?" Hayley wondered.
"Yeah, about that, I've been forced to come to my Grandfather's dinner party on his yacht while he forces me and my dad to eat salmon stuffed with peanut butter which believe me, would not make a good combination, although Stewie couldn't come so my half-sister Emily has to stay and watch over him this weekend" Meg explained.
"I understand Meg" Hayley said. Before she could hang up, she added something. "Although, why don't we have Emily come over to Langley Fall with Stewie and Mary for the weekend?"
"I haven't thought of that…Excuse me" Meg leaves for a moment. We then see a girl with blonde hair with a purple streak, wearing a pink dress, pink and black long socks, and black shoes. "Hey Emily, I've got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Langley Falls, Virginia and she's looking for someone to watch over her daughter for the weekend and I was wondering if you would like to go and take Stewie with you?"
"I guess I could if it's alright with my parents" Emily answered.
Meanwhile, Emily arrives at the Smith household.
"Oh hi. I'm Hayley Smith-Fischer. It's nice to meet you" Hayley greeted as Emily enters the house.
"Hi Hayley. I'm Emily. It's nice to meet you too" Emily said as she shook hands with her.
"Thank you so much for arriving on such short notice. I really appreciate it" Hayley said.
"It's no trouble at all. Plus I brought someone along with me" Emily said as she introduced Stewie Griffin.
"Hi little guy. I'm Hayley Smith" Hayley smiled at Stewie.
"Oh dear lord, are you a hippie? If so let's get high!" Stewie joked.
"What?!" Hayley gasped.
"I'm so sorry. He gets a little weird whenever he meets new people" Emily explained.
"Plus she wears a diaper by the way" Stewie warned.
"STEWIE!" Emily shouted.
"I'm deeply sorry about this" Emily apologized.
"It's fine. Don't worry about it. Just take good care of Mary" Hayley introduced them to her daughter Mary.
"Hey Mary. This is Emily and Stewie. Emily will watch you and Stewie while Jeff and I will be gone for a few days. You guys have fun!" Hayley kisses her daughter on the forehead as Jeff arrives.
"Ready to go babe?" Jeff asked.
"I am. Thanks Emily. I'll see you later sweetie!" Hayley kisses her daughter on the cheek as she and Jeff left.
"Bye honey. Mommy and daddy love you" Jeff added.
"So kids, what do you want to do today?" Emily asked.
Emily arrives at the playground as she takes Stewie and Mary out of their stroller.
"(to Stewie and Mary) Here we are, you two have fun at the playground while I head off to the restroom. (To herself) So I could get myself changed... and I hope Stewie would play nice with Mary…" she instructed as the kids went to go play.
"So Stewie, what should we do that's fun?" Mary asked.
"Why don't you go and swing or go down slides while I go and build sand forts in the shade so you wouldn't get in the way?" Stewie suggested.
"Alright…" Mary went off and do what Stewie suggested as he went under the rope bridge area and starts building replicas of military bases out of sand when an familiar voice was heard. "Stewie? Is that you?" Stewie looks up and noticed above him is a girl his age Stewie recognized with her golden brown locks, her dark purple dress and her mary-jane shoes. "Penelope? What are you doing here at Langley Falls? I haven't seen since-" Stewie said.
"Since we kissed each, dangle you at a lamppost as I rode on top of a truck out from town?" Penelope added.
"Yeah, that's what I was going to say" Stewie said.
"Hey Stewie, what's going on?" Mary asked.
"Mary, stay out of this" Stewie suggested.
"I'll go get Emily" Mary said as she left.
"So what are you doing here?" Stewie asked.
"You just asked me that, you bastard!" Penelope shouted.
"Stewie, where's Emily?" Mary asked.
"Say what?!" Stewie shouted. "Penelope, how dare you…" however, Penelope is gone. Luckily, Emily arrives with ice cream cones and gives them to the kids.
"Hey kids, here you go" Emily said as she gives them the treats.
"Thank you!" both said in unison.
"Soon, Stewart Gilligan Griffin" Penelope watches them.
The next day, Emily, Stewie, and Mary are eating breakfast at a restaurant.
"So you're saying that your mom is a superhero?" Emily asked.
"That's right" Mary answered.
"That's so cool. I love to see her in action one day" Emily smiled.
"Oh God, Mary is such a buzzkill, just like Buzz Killington" Stewie complained.
(Flashback)
We see Stewie dancing at a gay bar.
"Hey guys, who wants to check out my sexy abs?" Stewie asked as the other gay guys cheered, but then the music stops as Buzz Killington arrives.
"Good evening, my fellow friends. Want to hear a funny story?" Buzz asked.
"Sir, get the hell out of here! We're trying to party!" Stewie demanded.
"It's about a bird that can't ride a bike. Want to know why he can't fly?" Buzz asked.
(Sighed angrily) why?" Stewie asked.
"Because he's a bird and has wings (laughs), now, who wants to hear a story about the Scottish party?" Buzz asked as Stewie groans while rubbing his eyes.
(Flashback Ends)
Later, Mary and Stewie are playing at the backyard.
"Stewie, want to help build a sandcastle with me?" Mary asked.
"Look, I know that you're trying your best to be friends with me, but face it, it's not going to work. However, I do would like a sandcastle" Stewie said as he helps her.
"Thanks Stewie. You know, you're alright for a kid that looks like an NFL football" Mary joked.
"You take that back!" Stewie snapped.
Meanwhile, Penelope was watching them.
"Just wait and see" she said.
The next day, we see Stewie building a device.
"Stewie, can you and Mary come downstairs please?" Emily asked, off-screen.
"Ugh, come on Mary" Stewie said as he went to look for her.
"Mary, where are you?!" Stewie asked as she finds that Mary went missing. However, he encounters a note.
"Find me and you will find Mary" Stewie reads as he looks for her.
Later, he finds an abandoned house.
"Mary, where are you?" Stewie cried.
"Help Stewie" Mary cried as he heard her voice.
"There you are!" Stewie sees her tied up to a chair and rope. He sets her free.
"It was horrible Stewie. Penelope tricked me into thinking that my parents got kidnapped and she sets me up here" Mary hugs Stewie.
"Don't you worry child. I'll take down that…" Stewie said as suddenly Penelope arrives.
"(Laughs) my worked exactly how I planned it!" Penelope laughs evilly.
"What plan?" Stewie asked.
"Guess who I got, but I'm not gonna tell you" Penelope vanishes.
(Woman screaming)
"Was that Emily?" Stewie asked.
"We better make sure that it wasn't her back home. Let's go!" Mary suggested.
Later, Stewie and Mary arrived at the ransacked Smith house searching for Emily.
"Emily? Emily?! Emily, where are you?" Mary asked.
"Emily?!" Stewie wondered the same.
"Emily?! Where the hell is she...?" Mary asked.
Stewie noticed Klaus with his mouth duct taped to his mouth.
"What the deuce?" Stewie sees Klaus.
"Klaus! Are you alright? What happened?" Mary peeled off the duct tape.
"I minding my own business watching TV while Emily was about to cook dinner when suddenly a baby girl came in" Klaus explained.
"What did she look like?" Stewie asked.
"She had golden brown locks, a purple overall dress, a pink hair bow and black Mary-Jane shoes" Klaus described. Stewie gasped and realized who Klaus meant.
"Penelope" Stewie grumbled.
"You know her?" Klaus wondered.
"Indeed I have, I first met her in Quahog months ago, she almost tried to kill Brian, then we encountered her a couple of times and she tied up Mary at her new house out of jealousy, I went there to save her, but this was all of a distraction for me so she kidnapped Emily" Stewie answered.
"Where do you think she's at?" Mary wondered.
"I don't know, but she left you a note on that table" Klaus said as Stewie picks it up and reads the note 'Dearest Stewie, If you want to see your sister again alive, meet me and Emily at the CIA at 11pm, No police, no agents, just you and your so called girlfriend. Signed by, You know who.'
"The CIA at 11pm?" Stewie wondered.
"That's where my grandfather works at! There's a party going on there at night!" Mary explained.
Stewie looks at his wrist watch. "It's right now 9:25pm, but how should we get there?"
"Leave that to me" Mary carries out her iPhone and booked her Lyft app, then one of the Lyft cars appeared at the driveway. "There's out ride" They both got in as their driver turns out to be Roger. "Wait, Roger? Your our Lyft driver?"
"Yes, can't a funny guy get a job for once?" the alien said.
"You know him?" Stewie asked.
"He's my uncle. Hurry Roger, take us to the CIA please!" Mary pleaded.
"You got it kid and thank you for saying please. Your ride is on the house!" Roger said as the car drove off.
Later, the babies arrived at the CIA.
"I'm off to go pick up Roman Reigns. I heard that people are going to throw weapons at him because he's going to defeat Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania and I need to make sure he gets a ride home. See ya and good luck!" Roger drives off. Mary and Stewie sees Penelope.
"So, you all have been wondering why I came here in the first place" Penelope commented.
"Well I could already guess why you really came here" Stewie answered.
"I don't, why did she come here?" Mary wondered.
"Well, haven't you guessed? The CIA's having a party, and don't you know what it's for?" Penelope asked.
"Well that part, I don't know" Stewie said.
"Well you see, The CIA's unveiling a new contraption that could grow or shrink any matter you could think of, even a human being…" Penelope answered.
"So why all the trouble for that?" Emily questioned as she arrrived.
"Emily!" Stewie and Mary arrived to hug her.
"I'm okay guys. Somebody was kind enough to save me" Emily explained.
"Darn it!" Penelope cursed. "Since you are here, you might as well hear me out then."
"Can't you see? Penelope's going to use it to grow herself into a giant and the whole world will become her toys. She'll be like a human Godzilla…" Stewie complained.
After what he said, both Mary and Emily's eyes widen and stared back at Penelope who just smirked.
"That is correct Stewie, well done, you get a gold star…" Penelope agreed.
"Really?" Stewie questioned.
"No, not really, but you have been very correct about my plan. Now, I better go now so, sit back, feel comfortable with those ropes around your hand and watch TV while I set my plan to motion" Penelope revealed as she turns on the TVs around them and shows live surveillance of the CIA's Party.
"And have a nice date" Penelope walks away out of the room leaving the two tied up trio alone staring at the TV.
"But I wasn't even dating Dammit!" Stewie cursed.
"What must we do? How should we stop her?" Mary asked
Stewie tries thinking of something until a light bulb literally floats above his head. "I have an idea... By the way, where the deuce did that light bulb come from?"
"What's the plan?" Emily asked.
"Oh right, Mary, in my back pocket, there's a swiss army knife, I couldn't reach it, but I'm sure you can, dig into my back pocket, take that knife, then cut your ropes free and stop her before it's too late" Stewie suggested. "Wait, how did you know what the CIA's unveiling?"
"I secretly hacked the system, they thought it was that stupid nerd who voted for Trump" Penelope answered.
Mary reaches in one of Stewie's back pockets, she then felt an object with a button, she pressed it and then the object vibrates. "Is that a vibrator?"
"Why do you have a vibrator?" Emily asked.
"I USE IT FOR MY SPARE TIME! Anyway, that's the wrong pocket" Stewie snapped as Mary digs her hand in Stewie's other pocket and felt the object she's looking for.
"That flat thing, is this it?" she asked.
"That's the one, now be careful, this is a knife after all" Stewie warned as Mary opens Stewie's pocket knife. She tries to angle the knife towards the rope, she then felt a small cut on one of her fingers.
"Owie…" Mary complained.
"I did try to warn you, but try to ignore it and cut the ropes around you hand" Stewie said as Mary continues trying to angle the blade without hurting herself until she felt the blade on her ropes.
"I think I got it on them" Mary said.
"Good, now cut the ropes" Stewie complimented as Mary does as Stewie said. Meanwhile at the Party, Bullock comes on stage ready for his announcement.
"Attention my fellow workers" everyone turned to Bullock.
"Thank you, I am happy to announce our unveiling for our latest work at the CIA" Bullock said. Backstage, the guards are on lookout when each of them one by one felt darts on their necks, then each of the guards collapsed out in a coma, then the shadow who shot the darts walks out of the shadows to reveal Penelope. Back on stage.
"May I introduce to you, pull the sheets of…" Bullocked announced as the agents pulled the sheets off to reveal a ray like device that looks about 8 feet tall.
"I introduce to you the 'Sizeanator S-1'. With this, you could shrink or grow any thing like for example, we can secretly shrink all the garbage barges floating around the Atlantic Ocean and bring them back here and turn them to tiny garbage cubes. And we can secretly grow bigger food for us to eat, like this piece of cheese on that table next to me. Grow that cheese" Bullock explained as one of the agents turns on the device, aims it at the cheese and in 5 seconds fires a blue laser and the cheese increased it to 10 feet tall. All the CIA agents applauded in amazement.
"Another successful masterpiece made by our company…" Stan complimented.
"Also to let you know, our machine can also work on people" Bullock added.
Back at the security room, Mary was still trying to cut herself free.
"How far are you?" Stewie asked.
"I'm almost there" Mary said.
"Hurry dammit!" Stewie begged.
Back at the party, things look fine.
"This is fun I say" Stan said as everyone laughed.
"We're making sure that it's safe" Bullock said, but however, the machine has hidden in a facility in order to prevent from falling into the wrong hands. Suddenly, all the lights went off and then a female voice was heard.
"Such as me?" Penelope asked.
"Who said that? Who's there?" Bullock demanded.
Suddenly a grenade was tossed on stage and then smokes explodes out as one of the spotlights was turned on and aims at the explosion, as the smoke clears, Penelope appeared on the spot the grenade exploded at.
"Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen…" Penelope greeted.
"What the? What's a baby girl doing here? Who does she belong to?" Bullock asked.
I don't belong to any of you mortals in here" Penelope answered.
Back in the security room, Mary was still cutting until her ropes cut free. "I'm free!"
"Yes!" Stewie cheered.
"Alright!" Emily smiled.
"Now hand me the knife" Stewie said as Mary did as Stewie says.
"Good, now go and stop Penelope while I cut myself and Emily free" Stewie suggested.
"Right!" Mary said as she runs out of the room as Stewie cuts his ropes. Back at the party, Bullock was trying to call security.
"Security, I would like to report that a baby girl has taken over this facility and need you to come and stop me. Security? Do you read me?!" Bullock shouted.
"I wouldn't bother calling them since I've already been ahead, they've been tranquilized into a 24 hour coma" Penelope explained.
"What?!" Penelope complained.
"How is this even possible?! I mean, your just a baby!" Stan wondered.
"Indeed, I am a baby. But I not just an ordinary baby who would sit around drinking bottles of milk, poop in diapers and suck pacifiers no, I am much more than that…" Penelope explained.
Meanwhile at the hallways, Mary was running up to the party as fast as she could. Back at the party Penelope was setting up the 'Sizeanator' machine as Bullock, Stan, Dick and Jackson aims their pistols at Penelope.
"Don't touch that device, or else we'll shoot" Bullock threatened.
"I also wouldn't bother, I've already neutralized your weapons during your presentation" Penelope explained.
"Damn that's one smart baby…" Stan said.
Once the device was set, she ran to the spot where she aims.
"Now prepare for my wrath!" Penelope shouted. Mary opens to the backstage and was about to run to Penelope until the laser hits Penelope, Mary was too late to stop her. Penelope slowly grows literally, as the CIA panics. At the security room, Stewie was cutting off Emily's ropes until she's free.
"Now that should do it, now let's meet up with Mary and help her stop Penelope before-" before Stewie could finish, the place was shaking.
"What the deuce?" Stewie asked.
Outside the CIA, Penelope's growing breaks through the roof until she stops as she's now the size of 50ft.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Now witness the fear of the new ruler of this planet" Penelope laughed as she was walking around wrecking havoc around Washington. As people were running away from her in safety, Stewie was slowly walking the opposite direction of the crowd.
"Yoo Hoo! Penelope! It's me, Stewie! I'm down here" Stewie taunted.
Penelope looks down and sees Stewie.
"Stewie? Why are you standing here like that if your running in fear? You better not be looking at my diaper under my skirt!" she snapped.
"Oh Penelope, I ain't doing that…" Stewie lied and secretly is looking under Penelope's dress, he took a couple of pictures of Penelope and her giant diaper.
"I'm actually distracting you" he explained.
"WHAT?!" Penelope shouted as suddenly, a blue laser came out of nowhere fired at Penelope.
"What's going on? What happening to me?! No. I'm shrinking, No! NO!" Penelope screamed as in seconds, Penelope was shrunk down back to her normal size.
"Now that's what call a little baby. Eh? Get it?" Stewie laughed.
"You need to work on some better punch lines" Emily shook her head in disapproval.
Yeah I guess you're right…" Stan said.
"Why you bitch! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Penelope cursed.
"Not this time" Stan said.
"You young lady, are going to have a very long time out, in solitary" Bullock said.
Suddenly, Penelope grabbed Mary by the shirt collar as she points her ray gun at her.
"I think not…" Penelope threatened.
"NO! Mary!" Stan cried.
"If you come any closer to arrest me, your precious little daughter gets it…" Penelope threatened.
"Actually, she's my granddaughter, even though I'm in my 40s" Stan explained.
"Granddaughter?" Penelope questioned.
"It's a long story, my parents are hippies in their early 20s" Mary explained.
"Doesn't matter, if you want to see you precious kid, or should I say, your 'girlfriend'?" Penelope asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, I only known her for 2 days" Stewie added.
Just then, Mary bit Penelope's arm.
"OW!" the pain made Penelope drop the gun. Mary then grabs one of Penelope's overall strap and round kick in Penelope's pelvis, Penelope then slide round till she's behind Mary and kicks between Mary's legs as the overall strap Mary was holding snapped off. Mary then punches Penelope's face. Stan was about to stop when Stewie holds him off.
"Don't interfere, this is Mary's fight" Stewie explained.
Penelope carries a couple of ninja stars from her sleeves. She tosses them at Mary, though she dodged them while one of them scratched a hole in the pelvis area of her overalls.
"Where the hell did she get those?" Stan asked.
"Where did you think I got them?! A got them at a Japanese thrift store" Penelope answered.
Mary looked down at the ray gun Penelope dropped. She tries to retrieve it as Penelope tries to do the same thing, while grabbing it, they were wrestling.
"If they were in a wrestling ring, we would make a commentary about it" Stewie said.
While wrestling for it, they accidentally rapid fire the ray gun aimlessly, one of them made a hole in one of the buildings exposing a naked man taking shower, when that guy saw the destruction, he then tries to cover himself with embarrassment.
"Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!" he screamed.
We continue seeing a toddler girl to girl fight while they were trying to grab the ray gun. While tugging for that ray, Mary then grabs one the Ninja stars Penelope used and uses it back on her by scratching her shoulder which ripped the other strap of Penelope's overalls which remained on, because of that, her overall dress plopped down to her ankles, revealing her diaper.
"Oh bloody hell!" Penelope cursed as Mary punches her multiple times.
"Now, do you have anything to say?" Mary threatened.
"You're gonna need a diaper change" Penelope slashes Mary's clothes, leaving her in a diaper also. They continue fighting until Mary delivers…a powerful punch to her face, leaving her unconscious.
"Mommy and Daddy want their little girl alive and healthy" Mary seethed.
"Take her away" Bullock said as the CIA agents come and arrests Penelope.
"Thank God you're okay!" Stan said as he covers Mary with his suit jacket.
"Thanks Grandpa! I'm glad everybody's okay" Mary said.
"Mary, for a baby born from hippie parents, you're all right" Stewie smiled.
"Thanks Stewie" Mary hugs him.
"Hey! Save it for the reunion" Stewie blinks at the audience.
Later, with Mary dressed up normal again, she says goodbye to her new friends.
"Will I ever see you again?" Mary asked.
"You will, trust me" Stewie once again blinks at the audience.
The next day, Hayley and Jeff were playing toys with Mary.
"I hope Steve and Zoey are all right. I'm really worried about them. Natalie said that she hasn't heard from either two for a while now. Maybe I should call the police" Jeff wondered.
"They're on vacation. It must be flight delays" Francine explained.
The story ends with two people walking into the household.
"Mom, dad, we have an announcement to make" it was Steve who said that as he and Zoey arrived, with their hands holding together, with rings in their fingers.
"It's time we tell you this" Zoey added. "Please don't get mad."
TO BE CONTINUED…
I just want to say a huge thank you to Family Guy Fan writer 15 for letting me use his OC Emily Griffin for this chapter and for helping me with this episode idea! You rock! Anyways, read and review and hopefully I'll see you soon!