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Act 1
We see Mary looking at the audience.
"Hi everybody. I'm Mary Fischer. You're probably thinking why is a baby hosting this chapter? Well today, this isn't any ordinary chapter; instead it is…" Mary said as we see a display of the words THE AMERICAN DAD SATURDAY MORNING FUN DAY.
"Welcome to 'THE AMERICAN DAD SATURDAY MORNING FUN DAY', where we kick off with a brand new episode of Poopy Doopy Scoopy!" a man's voiced announced as the scene shifts to a Scooby-Doo like cartoon.
Poopy Doopy Scoopy
Where are you?
We ain't got work to do now
Poopy Doopy Scoopy
You ain't got your work cut off now
Poopy Doopy Scoopy
What a name
It sounds like something from a trash ban
The opening sees Steve as Fred, Zoey as Daphne, Hayley as Velma, Jeff as Shaggy, and Klaus as Scooby-Doo. They chase monsters around and the monsters chase them back, via the classic cartoon way.
"Today's adventure: Poopy Doopy Scoopy meets the Slenderman!"
We see our heroes riding on Jeff's van disguised as the Mystery mobile.
"It's so nice of you to invite us to your cousin's birthday party Zoey" Steve said.
"Thanks babe. Trust me it's going to be fun" Zoey said.
"Okay why the hell am I a stupid dog?! Fish don't have fleas yet I do now!" Klaus complained as he scratches his ears with his foot.
"Klaus, you're a dog and I expect you to be one" Hayley said.
"You mean Poopy?" Jeff corrected.
"My name's not Poopy! It's Klaus, Klaus, KLAUS!" Klaus shouted.
(Canned laughter)
"You are Poopy, Poopy" Zoey explained as she shows him his dog collar with the initials PDS.
(Canned laughter)
"Okay the creepy laughter has got to go away!" Hayley shouted.
"Boo! Get out of here! You don't belong here! Get lost or go die immediately!" it was Slenderman who showed up.
"Zoinks!" Klaus jumps on top of Steve.
(Canned laughter)
"Yankees! This is scary" Hayley added.
"Quick everybody back to the machine!" Zoey ordered as the 5 heroes went inside the vehicle and drove off.
"Guys, how much longer are we going to drive? I'm hungry!" Jeff complained.
"Me too" Poopy said. "Hey, don't call me Poopy! It's Klaus! KLAUS!"
"Hey look, a spooky classic theater" Hayley pointed.
"Awesome! If there's a theater, there must be a concession stand" Jeff said as the heroes got off the vehicle. They went inside the theater and walked around, until they were stopped by someone.
"GO AWAY!" a spooky voice is heard.
"ZOINKS! What is that?" Jeff asked as he jumps on top of Klaus (Poopy).
"Ru oh, I don't know!" Klaus argued.
"Jinkies, we have a mystery to solve" Hayley said.
"Oh no, it's the same voice we heard earlier! It must be Slenderman" Steve explained.
"Zoinks! All this scariness made me hungry" Jeff said as he consumed a large sandwich in one bite.
(Canned laughter)
"GO AWAY!" Slenderman finally arrives.
"Quick! Let's get out of here!" Zoey ordered as the Slenderman chases our heroes around. Play Yakety Sax for this part. First the monster chases the around around into one room. Then the heroes chase the monster around. Klaus puts a dog bone on the floor as Slenderman comically falls down the stairs.
(Record scratches)
"Zzz, ah! Zzz, ah! Zzz, ah! Zzz, ah! Zzz, ah! Zzz, ah!" Slenderman holds his leg in pain just like Peter Griffin.
"Okay, for a scary villain, he sucks big time!" Hayley complained.
"Hey, watch Justice League, the villain is even worse there" Zoey crossed her arms.
(Canned laughter)
"Now we got you!" Steve shouted, but the lights turned off, then turned back on again.
"Oh no, he's gone!" Jeff shouted.
"Ru oh! It looks like we failed. We're never going to find him. Oh how I could use a treat right now" Klaus complained.
"Hey Poopy, want a Poopy Snack?" Zoey offered the dog a treat.
"Poopy Doopy Scooby!" Klaus cheered as he snatched the whole box of dog treats and eats them, but he suddenly spits them out.
"Who the hell eats this crap?" Klaus complained.
(Canned laughter)
"GO AWAY!" Slenderman returns.
"Okay audience, take a shot every time he screams go away" Jeff joked to the audience.
"Jeff, there's no time for jokes. Let's get out of here!" Hayley snapped as the heroes chase around the monster, but the monster chases them back.
"Hey wait, he has bones and I'm a dog and dogs love bones. Aha! I know how to stop him!" Klaus thought as he chased Slenderman while drooling as the villain runs away scared.
"Go away!" Slenderman shouted.
"Never" the dog chases him and takes him down and started licking the feet.
"(Laughs) cut it out!" Slenderman laughed.
"Poopy, you did it!" Hayley cheered.
"Now let's see who's behind this mask" Steve said as he removed the mask. It was…
"ADALINE?!" everyone shouted in unison.
"Since when is Fluttershy a bad person?" Jeff asked.
"I don't know" Poopy said.
"Mark, you owe me $1000. I told you I wouldn't survive this skit. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Adaline snapped.
"Uh Adaline, we're technically around the same age" Hayley corrected.
"Touche" Adaline said.
"By the way, how did you have a manly voice?" Jeff asked.
"Ever seen Filli Vanilli?" Adaline asked.
"Yeah" Hayley answered.
"Crap episode, but a lot of practice" Adaline explained. "I learned from the master herself" she giggled.
"Well, that's what I like to call one fine looking monster" Jeff said as everyone laughs.
"Well, there's only 30 seconds left for this skit. Now what?" Zoey asked as out of nowhere, music is played as everyone started playing.
Y la cosa suena ¡Ra!
Scooby Doo pa, pa
Y el pum, pum, pum, pum, pum
Y la cosa suena ¡Ra!
"I did not agree to the music!" Mary screamed on top of her lungs as the scene shifts back to her. "Why do you do this pen? WHY?! CUT TO COMMERCIAL!"
The scene shifts to Mary cleaning her dollhouse.
End of Act 1
"Oh hi everyone. Now that the fun has gotten started, here's one that's suitable for all the little girls out there" Mary said.
The scene shifts to a castle with rainbows and village people and ponies.
Singers:
My Little Horsies
My Little Horsies
We like to play and have some fun
We like doing good things all in one
"My Little Horsies in standard definition; Today's episode: My Little Horsies Save the Pretty Berries"
We see Hayley as an Earth pony gathering the red Pretty Berries.
"These look so good. I should be able to make a pie" Hayley said.
"I can help" Zoey appears as she is a unicorn. She uses her horn to use the magic to gather more berries.
"I want in" Jeff said as he appears as a Pegasus and gathers more berries with a pack on his sides.
"Me too!" Steve helps out as he's an Earth pony.
"Can we join?" Mark as a pony and Adaline as a Pegasus (obviously) arrives as well.
Meanwhile, we see Stan watching them through his magic ball as he's a scary troll.
"I want those berries! There's no way these horse brats will get all the work!" he shouted.
"Stan, I don't think stealing is a good idea" Klaus warned as he is some flying creature.
"Silence Klaus! Besides, the Pretty Berries are keeping them all happy and shit! Well, I know how to stop them!" Stan laughs evilly as thunder sounds were made.
"My Little Horsies will be right back after these messages" TV announcer said as a screen reads WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
The scene shifts to a live action boy coming down the stairs for breakfast.
"Mommy, I'm hungry. What's for breakfast?" he asked.
"How about some Pretty Berry Bunch?" the mom answered as she offered him a bowl of cereal.
"New Pretty Berry Bunch, a mixture of nuts and marshmallows that kids of all ages will love" the TV announcer said as pieces of cereal floats around on the screen.
"Pretty Berry Bunch, part of this complete breakfast!"
"Mommy, this tastes like crap!" the boy cursed.
"That's it! Go to your room now!" the mother shouted as the son went upstairs. However, she takes a bite and she…pukes it out immediately.
"Oh God, this is crap! Oh well!" she consumes it anyways.
NOW, BACK TO THE SHOW
The scene shifts back to the cartoon. Steve continues to pick up more berries for his friends. However, Roger arrives as he is a changeling. He knocks down Steve's plate of Pretty Berries
"You're different and I f***ing hate you!" Roger growled.
"Wait, it doesn't matter how different we are. Remember, everyhorsie is different and we should all be friends" Zoey said.
"Shucks, I never thought of that way. Sorry chap" Roger pats Steve's head.
"Friendship is strong and very adorable" Natalie appears as she is also a unicorn. She uses her unicorn magic from her horn to collect a ton of berries.
"I love these berries we picked up today. Where should we put them?" Mark asked.
"I don't think so!" it was Stan the troll.
"Dad?" both Steve and Hayley asked in unison.
"Hey kids, how's it going?" Stan asked. "Oh come on do I have to?" he's speaking on his microphone earpiece. "Fine! Give me your berries!" he demanded as he attacked everything in the village.
"Dad, why are you so evil?" Hayley asked.
"Because apparently I'm being punished for disfiguring your face in The Mural of the Story and the author apparently got furious at me and threatened to kill me off in the season if I don't play a bad guy" Stan explained to his daughter.
"No surprise" Jeff laughed.
"Now give me the berries!" Stan shouted.
"Never!" the horsies ran away from him, carrying the berries.
"I got this!" Stan takes out a huge straw and sucks up every piece of Pretty Berry and eats them.
"Delicious!"
"Oh no! He's getting away with it! What are we going to do? Steve, Hayley, and I don't have real powers! Jeff, Zoey, Natalie, and Adaline, save us!" Mark demanded.
"Fine!" Jeff and the female horsies complained as the unicorns use their magic to shoot lasers at Stan, but to no avail.
"(Laughs) that tickles!" Stan cackled.
"Oh yeah!" Jeff flies around his head and…farts on his face.
"JEFF!" Hayley, Zoey, Adaline, and Natalie groaned.
"My eyes! My beautiful eyes! That tears it! I'm going to kick your ass!" Stan threatened to punch Jeff, but he flies away.
"Jeff, I got this!" Adaline ordered.
"What do we have here? It's Fluttershy standing up to me! This is something new" Stan crossed his arms.
"Let's see here" Adaline said as she puts on a pair of glasses and looks at a piece of paper. "Oh man, I wasn't that good in math back in school, but STOP CALLING ME FLUTTERSHY!" she screamed on top of her lungs as everyone looked at her all scared.
"Anyways, I know how to beat you" Adaline said.
"How? With your pony magic?" Stan asked.
"Even better, do you need a friend?" Adaline offered.
"A friend? Who would want to be my friend?" Stan asked.
"I would" Adaline said.
"Why?" Stan wondered.
"Because I know you don't have one and I can be the first" Adaline said.
"Us too" the other horsies all agreed.
"(Crying) it's true! I never had a best friend! All right, you guys win! You can have your berries back!" Stan cried as the sky was raining Pretty Berries and everyone in the village cheered.
"So that's how they beat the villain? With friendship? That's lame!" Roger complained.
"Hey! It's called the friendship of magic" Hayley explained.
"No it's not!" we hear Tara Strong's voice off-screen.
"And so they lived happily ever after" the scene shifts to Mary once again playing with her dollhouse.
(Ice cream truck music)
"Oh, ice cream!" Mary leaves as out of nowhere, Ajit Pai arrives and he locks the door.
"Hello boy and girls" Ajit said in a sinister voice. (He's voiced by Seth MacFarlane by the way.)
(Audience booing)
End of Act 2
Act 3
"I'm honored to be hosting the next segment" Ajit said.
(A/E I did not approve of this! I did not approve of this! Get this man out of here! Someone go beat up Ajit Pai now! I swear I have nothing to do with this!"
The scene shifts to a GI Joe type cartoon, with soldiers and army men shooting their enemies.
GI JACKASS
TODAY'S EPISODE: GI JACKASS SAVES THE COUNTRY
Ajit takes notes.
"Since I work for the FCC, I will run this cartoon my way and my way only! Because it's too violent, I'm making this a baby show!" he laughs evilly as he turns on the TV.
The scene shifts to Steve as the GI Joe character.
"GI Jackass is the code name of an elite group of…" Steve said but was interrupted.
"People building schools for the poor and building homes for the homeless" Ajit dubs.
We see the plane of GI JACKASS flying around.
"What the hell kind of plane is that?" Ajit questions.
"Okay GI Jackasses, we have an important mission to take care of. This sinister group is known as N.A.M.E." Steve explained to Hayley, Jeff, Zoey, Mark, Adaline, Natalie, and Stacy.
"N.A.M.E. Narcissistic Atomic Missile Explosives"
"Oh that's clever. I'll leave that the way it is" Ajit watches carefully.
The scene now shifts to a jungle with the words Fort Langley.
The leader of N.A.M.E. is watching. It's Roger who leads the group.
"I'll show those GI Jackasses once and for all who's boss around here as I fire this surface missile and…" Roger said.
"Tell them happy birthday" Ajit dubs.
"Excellent plan boss" Klaus watches him. "That will teach him…"
"How to dougie" Ajit dubs.
Meanwhile, the heroes discuss about defeating Roger.
"So how are we going to stop him?" Hayley asked.
"We should…" Steve was interrupted.
"Make them sandwiches" Ajit dubs.
"Oh man, I really want to grind…" Jeff was interrupted.
"Ground beef to make hamburgers for the 4th of July barbeque" Ajit added.
"I want to shoot…" Mark was also interrupted.
"Them an email wishing them happy birthday" Ajit added.
"I'm going to slice their…" Zoey was interrupted.
"Pizza. Mmm, I love pizza" Ajit added yet again.
"Guys, we need to be more kick…" Adaline was interrupted.
"BUTT" Ajit added. "There I said it."
"Let's take down these…" Natalie commented.
"BASTARDS! That's right, only I can say that. Speaking of which, for only $5.99 you can say a swear word uncensored for one hour but for $14.99 you can swear uncensored for 24 hours or pay $29.99 to curse for one whole month. The choices are endless" Ajit jokes as we see him writing a list of his devious plans.
The plane arrives at Roger's headout.
"You're going down Roger" Steve said.
"Or else what?" Roger asked.
"Or else…"
"I'm telling mom" Ajit dubs.
"I don't think so! I'm going to kick…" Steve added.
"Start on my summer vacation AP English homework assignment" Ajit added.
"Get them!" Roger shouted as he and his army started fighting and Steve and his team starts fighting.
"Okay this scene is getting way too violent" Ajit stops the cartoon as the scene shifts back to him.
"Here, this is more kid friendly" we see him use action figures of GI Joes hitting each other.
"What? You think I was going to show the rest of this crap? Well, you're going to have to pay me $59.99 to finish the rest of this cartoon. But, for an additional $19.99, you can get a 30 second preview for an additional…" Ajit was hit with a golf club by Mary.
"Hasta la vista, you bully!" Mary shouted. "Mommy, there's a monster in my room!"
We see garbage men throwing the body of Ajit Pai in the garbage truck and blood is poured as the vehicle crushes his body.
"I'm so sorry that evil man interrupted our fun. Here's a better way to air a cartoon" Mary told the audience as the scene shifts to the fighting in the GI Joe parody cartoon.
"I'm not going down without a fight!" Roger shouted.
"Heroes! Let's fight!" Steve shouted as they launched weapons at him. Moments later, Roger and N.A.M.E. retreated.
"I'll get you yet you GI Jackasses!" Roger shouted as he disappeared.
"You know what? I've always wondered, why did we get such a stupid name?" Steve asked.
"I don't know dude" Jeff asked.
"Well whatever is it, I thought it was cool and badass" Zoey said.
"Gotta love our weapons" Mark said as he was playing with his boomerang.
"And so the heroes survived yet again" the TV announcer said as the screen fades to black.
The scene shifts to two boys playing soccer and a girl shows them her skills.
"You can't play. You're a girl" boy 1 said.
"Not if she can help it" Natalie arrives.
"Natalie!" the kids shouted in unison.
"Let her play. After all, she's good" Natalie said.
"Plus the ladies are going to the World Cup next year, unlike you boys this year" the girl taunted.
"Damn, she's right you know" boy 2 said.
"Now we know" the girl added.
"And knowing is half the battle" Natalie added.
GI JACKASS…
"Well, that's the end of the show. Thanks for tuning it to American Dad Saturday Morning Fun Day. I'm Mary Fischer. See you soon!" Mary waves as the ghost of Ajit Pai attempts to attack her, but the baby shoots a pistol sword at the ghost and his eye bleeds like crazy and he fades for good.
End of Act 3
Okay I just want to say I'm deeply deeply sorry for the super month long delay. It was not right to announce the next chapter date and then suddenly not upload anything at all. My ear infection is definitely to blame for that caused the delay. I had to go to the doctor and took a lot of medicine which were ear drops and antibiotics to be cured. Because I had to nurture the pain, it was difficult for me to write. However, I'm back and I rather continue this season. This season is not dead. Either ways, I'm deeply sorry for the delay. Plus my job is taking a toll out of me and my social life as well. I'm back and hopefully air more episodes than before. Read and review and to make it up, here's another episode after this one.
P.S. Ajit Pai sucks and needs to go to hell!