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The scene takes place at the Smith household. We see Steve and Zoey watching TV in their pajamas as they are eating pizza and popcorn.
"Steve, I'm surprised you really like Samurai Jack" Zoey commented.
"It's a really good show, Zoey. I know that it's been 13 years since the last episode and the transition to Adult Swim made the show even better. I've always wonder what other shows can move from a kids station and change it to Adult Swim, considering the fact that many people grew up watching the shows they loved" Steve wondered.
"One thing for sure, this show kicks ass!" Zoey cheered as she puts popcorn pieces on a slice of pepperoni pizza and eats it. Steve makes a strange look.
"I'm not even gonna ask" he laughs as they continue watching.
The next day, Steve looks shocked as he is with Zoey at Dunkin Donuts while Mark serves his customers.
"I thought that you weren't going to work here anymore" Zoey wondered.
"I'm actually filling in for somebody today. Think of me as a substitute server" Mark explained as he left.
"I can't believe it. Ashi was technically naked the entire time! Her so-called black suit was actually her burned skin!?" Zoey was shocked.
"I know! It was like dang how in the world could the writers and animators trick their fans!" Steve laughs.
Hayley, Jeff, and Mary walk in.
"Hey guys! What are you up to?" Hayley asked.
"Hey sis. Today Zoey and I are gonna watch the final episode of Samurai Jack! It's gonna be awesome! Want to join us?" Steve asked.
"Oh my God, yes! We love that show!" Jeff cheered.
"Is it a baby show?" Mary asked.
"No sweetie, it will air while past your bedtime. Maybe in 17 years you'll watch it" Hayley laughed.
"Guys, I would like to join, but I promised Adaline I would take her to visit her grandparents" Mark said.
"It's okay Mark. It will be available online after it airs, so you won't miss much" Steve said.
Later, all of Team Smith are wearing their pajamas as they await the final episode of Samurai Jack. Roger walks in.
"Hey losers, whatcha doing?" he asked.
"Hey Roger, it's the final episode of Samurai Jack. Want to join us?" Steve invited.
"Oh my God, YES! I love that show!" Roger runs and dons a samurai costume. "I'm a huge ass fan of that show! I've watched every episode since day 1!"
"What's all the commotion?" Klaus arrives.
"It's Samurai Jack, fish" Zoey answered.
"I'm in too!" Klaus cheered as he and Roger sat in the living room.
Later, we see them shivering as they see Ashi die at the end.
"Without Aku - I would have never existed" Ashi's voice was heard on the TV.
"NO!" everyone cried in unison.
"I can't believe it. She can't be gone! That's not fair for Jack! He deserves better!" Jeff teared up.
"Wow…that was…amazing!" Hayley cheered.
"Totally!" Steve agreed.
"I can't believe this is over" Zoey commented.
"I thought Jack would decide to stay in the future with Ashi, but MAN! Genndy and crew caught me off guard!" Jeff added.
"I gotta say, this was one hell of an ending to an awesome show guys!" Klaus cheered as well. Then he notices that Roger was really pissed off. The alien's eye was twitching, teeth were grinding, and hands were clenching in rage.
"What's the matter Roger? Didn't you like the ending?" the goldfish asked.
"SHE VANISHES IN THE WEDDING!" Roger screamed as he approached the TV. "We've been waiting 13 years of GODDAMN HIATUS!" he violently punches the TV.
"Roger!" Hayley shouted in a worried tone.
"Just for Samurai Jack to remain single and a virgin! God is my witness! Somebody is paying for this!" he storms off, angrily and crying as well.
"Man, it's only a show" Steve said.
"Only a show? Steven Anita, do you recall what happened to the finale of The Legend of Korra?" Zoey asked as we see a montage of real life action crazy fans screaming loudly after Korrasami has been confirmed to be canon.
"Don't start with that!" Steve snapped. "Trust me, there were too many fans demanding LGBT couples on children's cartoons."
"Relax, I'm sure that he will be okay first thing in the morning" Hayley said as Team Smith went to their sleeping bags and fell asleep.
"Steve, can I be your Ashi and you can be my Jack?" Zoey asked seductively.
"I think I'll pass. I need my wife to be alive than dead" Steve laughed.
"Good choice" Zoey said as the couple snuggled together.
The next day, Steve was walking towards the kitchen ready for breakfast. He notices something in the kitchen. It was a complete disaster.
"What the hell just happened?" Steve asked. He sees Roger destroy everything.
"The ending sucked!" the alien screamed as he left while destroying what's around him.
"Whoa! What's going on?" Stan asked.
"Roger's destroying everything since the ending of Samurai Jack" Hayley explained as she enters.
"Trust me Dad, he's worse than you were when USA failed to win a gold medal for a soccer tournament" Steve commented as we see a flashback of Stan Smith destroying the TV in the living room with a flamethrower.
"USA should have defeated them! They should have advanced!" Stan screamed as everyone looked at him all scared.
"I know" Stan said.
"Stan, what the hell happened to my dress?" Francine arrived as her dress was cut exactly like Ashi's leaf dress.
"You look hot my dear!" Stan makes out with his wife as he drops the dress down to her ankles, although we only see up to Francine's calves.
"Mom, you're naked!" Hayley shouted as she covered Steve's eyes.
"Uh take care of Roger while I take care of your mother" Stan said as he stripped down to his whitey tights and left.
Later, Team Smith spots Roger at a Japanese bar.
"Guys, should we go in?" Zoey asked.
"We should. Let's go" Hayley said as they went inside, but were stopped by a security guard.
"Sorry, only people 21 and above can enter" the guard warned.
"Sorry guys. Come on Zoey" Steve said as they left while Hayley and Jeff enter.
"Not again!" Roger complains as Hayley and Jeff see him drinking sake while watching TV on the screens.
"What is wrong with him?" Jeff wondered.
"We need to find out" Hayley said as they approached towards the alien.
"What do you want?" Roger demanded.
"Roger, tell us the truth! Why the hell are you being so paranoid with a cartoon?" Hayley asked.
"Paranoid? Who are you calling paranoid?" Roger asked.
"Roger!" Hayley crossed her arms.
"Okay fine, here's why" Roger confessed as we see the past.
"It was in the 1980s. I met this beautiful woman named Koko. My God, she has the body of Heidi Klum and Jennifer Lawrence combined. She was the hottest cop in the world. Anyways, we dated a long time ago before I joined you guys" we see Roger disguised as a man as he approached towards a long hair brunette Asian woman. She wore a short green dress and black heels. We see the alien blushing as he sees her. The woman drops a pencil and Roger looks at her cleavage. Moments later, Roger sees her performing her job as a cop as she takes down criminals.
"Right then, she was the one" Roger narrated as the scene now shifts to the two making out in front of a fire log inside a cabin. The woman was in her white bra and panties and Roger was wearing whitey tights.
"I knew I loved her and one day I decided to ask the million dollar question" Roger added.
"Will you marry me?" Roger takes out an engagement ring.
"Yes! Yes I will!" the woman accepted and they kiss more after getting the ring on her hand.
"Everything was going well. The wedding was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, until…" Roger continued as we see the wedding of Roger and the woman. Then suddenly, a gun shot was heard.
"NOOOOO! I'm starting to repress my memory!" Roger cried as we are sent back to the present. "Why it wasn't me that I got shot?!"
"Wait, you were engaged?" Steve arrived with Zoey, from out of nowhere.
"Wait a second, how the hell did you guys get in?" Roger asked. "You're not 21!"
"The guard is a huge Black Saxton fan and he let us in" Zoey explained.
"Yes! My beautiful Koko was dead! The Yakuza boss killed her and got away with it! Since then, I've always had this nightmare and this is while I've gone bananas from watching the final episode of Samurai Jack" Roger confessed.
"Now what?" Steve asked.
"There's one thing I can do and that is kick Tartakovsky's ass!" Roger answered.
"How are you going to do that?" Hayley asked.
"You'll see! I'm going to Japan as my name is…Jack" Roger puts on a Samurai Jack costume.
Moments later, we see Roger going to Japan.
"Where is that bastard for killing Yoko!?" Roger demanded as he went searching all of Japan.
Meanwhile, Team Smith arrived there as well.
"Isn't it awesome that this is my 3rd trip here in Japan?" Zoey asked.
"How the hell is this your third trip?" Jeff asked.
"Pokemon tournament, Pokemon complaining episode, and now this" Zoey explained.
"Damn, she's good" Hayley said.
"Guys, where is Roger going?" Steve asked.
We see the alien enter a church building.
"My name is Jack and I'm here to get revenge for my Yoko!" Roger appears as he starts beating up Japanese mafia members by slicing them to death.
"Where's that boss?" Roger barges into the wedding. The wedding guests leave in horror.
"THIS IS FOR KOKO! SONS OF BITCHES!" Roger pulls out a gun and shoots at the Yakuza chief.
"You got...(Koko's voice)...to be kidding me!" Roger shoots the supposed Yakuza chief, but it was revealed to be Koko on disguise. The bride just ran away.
"You stupid idiot! I'm Koko!" Koko shouted as more cops undercover came out, including the chief cop.
"You screwed up again, rookie!" the chief cop said.
"30 years undercover...the best job of my life...gone" Koko shuts her eyes.
"Oh no, I'm repressing my memory again!" Roger cries.
"Wow...that was a downer ending" Hayley added.
"Hey, Roger did bad things, I think he had it coming this time" said Jeff.
"Jeff, not now" Hayley said.
"Roger, are you going to be okay?" Steve sits next to him.
"Oh yeah, I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be just fine. Just wait and see" Roger cackles.
"Guys, Roger's scary when he's like that. Let's just go home" Hayley said as Team Smith left. Afterwards, Roger starts crying.
"Yoko! Please wake up! I'm sorry! I love you!" Roger kisses the lips of his beloved one, only for Yoko to wake up.
"Jack?" Yoko asked.
"Yoko! You're alive! I thought you were gone for good. But how?" the alien asked.
"Look" Yoko removes the top of her wedding dress, revealing a bulletproof vest.
"But you're dead! This doesn't make sense at all" Roger asked.
"It doesn't, but it does…" out of nowhere, Suki Sato from A Wacky Japan Adventure appears.
"Suki!" Roger runs and hugs his former love one.
"Hi Roger. It's good to see you plus thank goodness my older cousin is okay" Suki commented.
"Wait a second, how did you two meet and why are you named Roger?" Yoko wondered.
"My real name is Roger. I have multiple personalities disorder. I've been Jack since I met you. There, you happy now?" Roger explained.
"I guess" Yoko shrugged.
"Okay ladies, let's go find Tartakovsky and get revenge on him for creating a crappy finale. Who's with me?" Roger asked but the ladies refused.
"Roger, it's okay. Just let it go" Yoko demanded.
"Never!" he runs away as he goes searching for the Samurai Jack creator. Later, he enters the house of Genndy Tartakovsky.
"Hello young man, how can I help you?" Genndy asked.
"You son of a bitch! Why the hell did you kill Ashi? Can't you see you made me remember my worst day of my life?" Roger asked.
"I see how it is. Men!" Genndy Tartakovsky shouted as the Yakuza boss arrives.
"This is for Yoko!" Roger shouted as he attacks him, but to no avail.
"Don't waste my time" the Yakuza chief throws him like a rag doll. "Why do you think I killed your precious Yoko?"
"It was you who shot her! You ruined the best day of my life!" Roger explained.
"Too bad! I wanted to marry her in the first place. If I couldn't have her, nobody should" the Yakuza boss said as he and Roger stared at each other like in Samurai Jack.
"ATTACK!" they both ran towards each other at the same time and we see Roger slice the arm of the Japanese boss and the action is repeated three times, like in the TV show.
"I see that you don't want to lose, well, how about this?" the boss takes out the same gun he killed Yoko and the same that Roger used.
"Hey, how did you get it back?" the alien asked.
"Who cares? I have it and you must die" Yakuza boss begins to trigger the weapon, but out of nowhere, Yoko arrived at the nick of time. She brought Suki along as well.
"Honda, stop it!" she shouted.
"Yoko, what are you doing here? You leave this to us men only" Honda demanded.
"Jack, are you alright?" Yoko asked.
"I'm fine, but this is for you babe" Roger said as he quickly snatched the gun away from Honda, but it has no weapons.
"(Laughs) nice try you fool! Now you must legit die!" Honda takes out yet another gun and he shoots at Roger, but in slow motion, Yoko takes the shot for Roger.
"No!" Roger shouted in slow motion as Yoko's body lies to the ground.
"YOKO!" Suki rushes towards her.
"Next time, don't get in my way" Honda demanded as out of nowhere, Team Smith arrived and took him down!
"That's for hurting our friend!" Hayley shouted as she, Steve, Jeff, and Zoey knocked down the Japanese boss. Stan and the CIA arrived and arrested him.
"Well done Team Smith" Bullock appears as well.
"Roger, are you okay?" Stan asked.
"Does it look like I'm okay? Yoko is dead…again!" Roger cries. "Yoko! Please wake up! Yoko!"
A few moments later, we see Roger standing next to his loved one as she is in a coma. Suki, Stan, and Team Smith look in sadness.
"Is she going to be okay?" Steve asked.
"I don't know son. I've never seen Roger so depressed my entire life" Stan said.
"Guys, if you don't mind, let me be with Roger and my cousin for a few moments" Suki suggested.
"Come on kids" Stan said as he and Team Smith left.
"Yoko! I'm sorry. Deep down I really love you and I will do anything for you to be back. Please don't go away. I don't want to lose you. I love you! With this kiss, I hope you are able to receive it. Even though you surviving looks extremely slim, I just want to say I love you and I will miss you! Goodbye" Roger kisses Yoko on the lips and then suddenly, her eyes slowly wakes up.
"Jack?" Yoko whispered.
"You're alive, but how?!" Roger asked.
"Thank you for caring about me. I alway knew that there was good in you" Yoko smiled. "However, our relationship cannot go on as it is too dangerous. However, I will never forget about you. You have been and always will be a gentleman" Yoko said. "By the way, what happened to Honda?"
"He's gone forever" Suki explained.
"I'll never forget you" Roger said. "Ladies, I think it's best if I leave now. I'll never forget you" he kisses both Suki and Yoko on the cheeks and left, sadly.
Meanwhile, Stan and Team Smith wait outside.
"So remember kids, never eat Chipotle, unless you want blood stain in your underpants" Stan lectured as Zoey giggled. Roger arrives.
"Everything okay Roger?" Hayley asked.
"Yoko's fine, but let's go home" Roger said.
"What about Yoko?" Zoey asked.
"She's going to be okay. Besides, we'll meet each other again someday" Roger smiled as he teared up.
"That's great Roger, but you have some unfinished business to take care of" Stan said as Roger arrives back at Genndy Tartakovsky's house.
"I'm sorry for being a jerk to you and I'm sorry for threatening you by killing you for the ending of Samurai Jack. I hope you can forgive me" Roger deeply apologize.
"Well, let's see here, it's okay" Tartakovsky accepted his apology.
"You mean it?" Roger asked.
"Of course; I got a lot of threats from fans everyday because of the death of Ashi. It's fine. I'm sorry for your girlfriend by the way" Tartakovsky explained.
"All is good?" Roger offered a handshake.
"Yes" Tartakovsky nodded as the two men shook hands.
The next day, we see Roger treating Stan and Team Smith with donuts at Dunkin Donuts.
"So is Mark still working here?" Roger asked.
"I sure am. My mom said that she found a job that doesn't require me to quit my job working here so now I'm back to being me again! All hail the status quo!" Mark cheered as we hear audience booing.
"What? Is it a bad thing?" Mark questioned as Zoey whispered something in his ear.
"Oh crap it is. Well, I'm back working for Dunkin Donuts, right? Right?" Mark smiled nervously as everyone laughs.
"So that's right boys and girls, everything is going to be just fine" Roger said as the scene shifts to Adaline, wearing only a white t-shirt and short grey shorts, looking scared as she looks at a…pregnancy test.
"Was I crazy wanting to have a baby with Mark or what?" she questioned as the results turns out to be…a sign that looks like this (+).
"Oh no!" Adaline whimpered as a tear sheds down her face as it falls to the ground.
To Be Continued…
Well that's it for the two episode return. Read and review and see you next time.