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The scene takes place inside the CIA. Stan is working at his office, looking bored.

"Oh man, I wish that something would happen right now" he said.

Suddenly, his fellow co-workers appear with balloons, streamers, and musical instruments.

"For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow! Which nobody can deny. Which nobody can deny. Which nobody can deny. For he's a jolly good fellow. Which nobody can deny" everyone sang as they appeared in Stan's desk.

"Oh my God, what's all this?" he asked.

"Congratulations Smith! Today is your 20th year working for the CIA!" Bullock announced.

"Oh my God, you guys remembered! You guys are the best!" Stan teared up as he hugs his coworkers.

"That's not the only part; we are also going to throw you a special roast" Reynolds added as Stan had a deja vu moment as he remembered the roast of Roger Smith. We see clips from the episodes The Great Space Roaster. Then we see Stan back in the present.

"Great!" Stan grinned nervously.

"Stan, what's the matter?" Bullock asked.

"Oh, it's nothing sir" Stan reassured.

"Oh good! The family is invited as well! It will be fun! Trust me!" Bullock pats Stan in the shoulder.

Days later, the Smith family minus Roger were getting ready for the roast party.

"Why isn't Roger coming with us?" Francine asked.

"He's taking care of Mary. Our orders Mom" Hayley explained.

"Plus he's banned after last time" Stan added.

"What am I banned from?" Roger arrived.

"Roger, you are not coming to the roast! Instead, you are going to stay here and play with Mary" Hayley explained.

"We'll play with my dolls and watch My Little Pony: the Movie" Mary said as she shows them the DVD.

"Why can't I go? I promise I'll be on my best behavior" Roger complained.

"Dad said that he does not want a repeat of the last time you threw a roast. Be good to her" Hayley said. "Bye sweetie" she kisses her daughter on the cheek. "Plus you are an alien, and that's why" she added as she and the family left.

Later, as everyone left, Roger stays home and watches Mary's TV show with her.

"Look Roger, Starlight Glimmer is going to defeat the nasty Juniper. If I were her, I use the mirror and hit her face…oh wait, the Mane 7 are trapped inside, never mind!" Mary added.

"Oh look it's Jeff" Roger said as Jeff entered the van.

"Hey guys! I need to grab Hayley's phone charger. The battery is at 10% and she forgot to charge it" Jeff explained.

"Hi daddy" Mary smiled as she hugs her dad and he smiles and hugs her back.

"Perfect!" Roger said to himself.

Moments later, Jeff finds the phone charger as Roger enters the room.

"Hey Jeffrey, are you excited to go to the party?" Roger asked.

"Yes I am, why?" Jeff asked.

"Oh I don't want you getting stage fright. Here's a special drink" Roger offered Jeff a…pink looking drink.

"What is this?" Jeff asked.

"It's pink lemonade. It gives you good luck and very fun punchlines for the roast" Roger explained. "Trust me on this!"

"Good because I am thirsty!" Jeff gulps the beverage.

"Perfect!" the alien thought to himself as he grins evilly. In reality, we see Roger putting a roofie on the lemonade before he gave it to Jeff.

"Well, I got to go. I need to give a special roast to Mr. S. We're celebrating his 20th anniversary working at the CIA. Be good to Mary" Jeff leaves. "Thanks for the drink by the way!"

"Just wait and see, dumbass!" Roger laughed evilly.

"Roger, Starlight used the magic of friendship again" Mary said, off-screen.

Later, we see the roast of Stan Smith at the CIA where everyone is dressed up nicely.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 20th anniversary of Stan Smith in the CIA!" Bullock announced.

(Audience cheering)

"Way to go Dad!" Steve cheered as Hayley whistles with her fingers.

"Let's welcome the first guest of the night: Francine Smith" Bullock introduced her as she steps up.

(Audience cheering)

"So what happens when you marry someone from the CIA? Nothing!" Francine jokes.

(Audience chuckling)

"You're probably thinking why are we here celebrating 20 years of his job where we can be celebrating 20 years of working as a boring piece of sh!t!" Francine cursed.

(Audience laughing)

Moments later, Steve, Klaus, and Hayley took turns making fun of Stan and everyone was laughing and having a good time. Stan was enjoying every moment of it.

"This is going great so far. We have one more guest presenting. Everybody give a nice welcome to Stan's slacker of a son-in-law: Jeff Fischer!" Bullock announced as Jeff stepped up to the podium.

(Applause)

"You can do it Jeff!" Hayley cheered.

"You got this buddy!" Steve cheered.

"Actually, that looser couldn't come. I'm Jake Lightning! Cunt lickers!" Jeff flipped the bird to everyone.

(Audience gasps)

"Let's talk about Stan's marriage. He loves Francine so much that his veins come from his favorite snack: cunt!" Jeff shouted as Stan looked interested in his new attitude.

"Seriously, Francine is the one who wears the pants while Stan wears the panties! Maybe that's why why his name is cuntsucker!" Jeff added as the audience glares at him.

"Thank God Mary isn't here to hear this" Hayley said in a worried look.

"Hey Stacy Senior! I have a gift for you!" Jeff puts some pink panties written Francine's Bitch on Stan's head. He starts crying.

"Why Jeff?" Stan cried.

Suddenly, Jeff breaks character for a moment.

"Cool, you're crying tears of joy!" Jeff smiled, but suddenly transform back to Jake Lightning. "Let's talk about Stan's job! It's so easy that even a monkey would do it, if that monkey is stupid enough to waste his life!"

(Booing)

"What's the difference between Stan and an expired condom? The expired condom occasionally works!" Jeff joked.

"Hey, leave Stan alone, you monster! He's the father of your beautiful wife!" Klaus shouted.

"(Breaking character) did I say something wrong?" Jeff asked.

"Okay, usually the roasted would have some words to say, but everybody, please leave slow and steady…" Bullock was interrupted by Stan.

"NO! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! I QUIT AS CIA AGENT!" Stan cried loudly as he dropped the microphone and left with tears streaming down his face.

Everyone, including Hayley, glared at Jeff.

"What did I do?" Jeff asked.

"Where's Zoey when you need her?" Steve shook his head as we see Zoey having a slumber party with her cousin Natalie.

"Thanks for the sleepover invite cuz" Natalie smiled.

"Anytime Nat. I wanted you to have good times that you missed out, especially with what happened between you and your dad" Zoey added.

"Thanks for being there for me" Natalie said as both girls hear a certain song.

"I love this song!" Zoey and Natalie shouted in unison as they both started jumping and dancing on the bed. Play I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You by The Black Kids for this scene. We see the girls lip syncing to the song. Both were wearing pajamas by the way (Zoey's were a pink shirt and black sweatpants and Natalie's were a white t-shirt and blue sweatpants).

The scene shifts back to the Smith household. Everyone went inside the house shocked and quiet.

"Guys, I want to…" Jeff was interrupted.

"Don't say a word! Not a single word, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" Stan screamed on top of his lungs.

"Dad, I'll handle this" Hayley said as everyone went to back.

"Babe, I'm sorry. That wasn't me, I swear" Jeff apologized.

"Jeff, you really upset my dad. I think it's best if you slept on the couch tonight. You're lucky Mary didn't see or hear any of this. Think about what you did" Hayley said as she went upstairs.

The next day, we see Stan's desk fully empty as he had resigned from his job. Suddenly, Jeff Fischer arrives.

"Good morning my fellow workers! It's so cool of Mr. S to give me his job after last night. I feel bad for what I did but this is an easy way to make money huh guys?" Jeff laughed as he sets his office up. The coworkers glare at him.

"I don't like this idiot!" Jackson said.

"Me either" Reynolds answered.

"We have to get rid of that cancer!" Sanders demanded.

Later, Jeff continues typing stuff on his computer. However, he quickly transform into his evil self due to the roofie pill from the lemonade.

"Let's see: who else can we make fun of just for laughs" Jeff laughs as he works.

"I got this" Reynolds said.

"Hey Jeff, how would you like to work on a task that Smith wanted to do, but never did after he resigned?" Reynolds suggested.

"Yes I would! I love it more than anything else in the whole wide world" Jeff cheered in his normal self. "Plus I get the chance to kill some people along the way!" Lightning reappeared.

"Hey Jeff, as a thank you for replacing Stan at the CIA, here's a little present" Jackson said as he gave Jeff…a towel with chloroform and he is knocked out.

Moments later, Stan's friends ship him to Africa.

"So long sucker! I hope you get what you deserve for making fun of Stan, not to mention making him quit!" Reynolds taunted as he and his friends cheered for his departure.

Suddenly, Jeff wakes up.

"Huh? Where am I?" he sees that he is now…in Africa!

"Where the hell am I? Babe, where are you? Steve, Zoey, Mark, Adaline, Mr. or Mrs. S, where the hell are you guys?!" he starts panicking.

"Oh what wrong's little boy? Aren't you afraid of the empty island? It's very quiet in here!" Lightning taunted as he takes over Jeff again.

"Who's talking to me?" Jeff demanded as his body switches back and forth.

"It's me: the guy who made your father-in-law quit the CIA! I'll make sure you never see your family again!" Lightning laughs evilly.

"Get away from me! I was supposed to give a friendly roast to the father of my beautiful wife, but you ruined everything, you stupid monster!" Jeff shouted.

"Look at this, I gotta go!" Lightning disappears to Jeff's normal self.

"Now what?" Jeff asked as he walked slowly around the continent.

Meanwhile, we see Stan sitting on the couch, looking hopeless. Roger arrives.

"Hey Stan, I'm sorry that you lost your job. I can help you regain it back" the alien offered.

"What do you care? It's not like I can quit and come right back" Stan said.

"Look, Jeff is such a douchebag, I get it" Roger said. "I'll tell you what: I'll help you get your groove back and things will get back to normal. What do you say champ?"

"Go away Roger! I don't need this" Stan refused.

"Guys, have any of you seen Jeff? It's like he disappeared" Hayley asked.

"No but thank God he's gone!" Stan growled.

"Good thing Mary is with Steve at the arcade. I don't want her knowing that Daddy is gone. But seriously, we need to go find him! Dad please! I'm sorry that he hurt you and I'm embarrassed for what he did to you, but please I need Jeff back home!" Hayley pleaded.

"Fine, but he's grounded until you guys find a home" Stan suggested.

"That doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but fine" Hayley said.

"Wait, I want to help too!" Roger begged.

"Fine, let's go" Stan said as they left.

Meanwhile, Jeff encounters an African tribe…eating other human beings as food.

"What the hell is this?!" Jeff panicked.

"It looks like this is a fun place to stay, huh Jeffrey?" Lightning asked as he reemerges.

"You bastard! You brought me into this!" Jeff shouted.

"Look sir, a crazy white American is talking to himself" African tribe member 1 said.

"Let's eat that man" African tribe member 2 suggested as the tribe followed him.

"I'm not gonna…hey guys! I'm Jeff Fischer! I'm just uh…vacationing here in Africa! I got to show you great things about the USA!" Jeff said as he shows videos on his phone and show them the good things of America.

"I like him" another African tribe member said.

"He's good, but let's eat him!" the leader demanded as they Jeff around.

"Oh man, why the hell did I left my Toxic Touch costume in the laundry room?!" Jeff complained as we see Francine doing the laundry.

"Oh great Hayley spilled Hawaiian Punch on her Glamora costume again! Ugh!" Francine groaned as she cleans the costume.

Meanwhile, the African tribe tied up Jeff and attempted to roll him like a roasted pig.

"Get me out of here! I don't belong here!" Jeff cried.

"Any last words, fellow American?" the leader demanded.

"He is not for dinner!" it was…Stan and Roger and Hayley who appeared.

"Mr. S, Roger, and babe, you made it!" Jeff cheered.

"Leave Jeff Fischer alone, you son of a bitch!" Stan threatened with his gun.

"Shoot or we eat your son alive" the leader threatened.

"He's my son-in-law, you son of a bitch!" Stan shouted as he started to shoot, but the gun was destroyed within seconds. Suddenly, he was attacked by the tribe.

"Dad no!" Hayley complained as she attempted to take off her clothes, only to realize that she doesn't have her costume on with her!

"Crap! I forgot that my costume is in the laundry room! Nevermind!" Hayley cursed as she continued fighting with her normal clothes still on. She does however have her stone sword. She uses it to save her husband and father, but to no avail.

"Oh my God, what have I done?! I shouldn't have roofied Jeff!" Roger cried.

"WHAT?!" everyone paused in unison.

"I did it! I was the one who made Jeff into a jerk during the roast! I did it because I wanted to go there, but instead I made things worse! I'm so sorry Jeff and Stan and Hayley! I'm deeply sorry! Please forgive me!" Roger pleaded as everyone stopped fighting.

"Hell no!" Lightning emerges out of the trap and attempts to kill Roger, only for the alien to give him a pill to swallow.

"NO! I'll never be gone! Screw you guys!" Lightning vanishes as Jeff is back to being his normal self again.

"Oh hey guys! Oh hey Mr. S, cool trip we are in huh?" Jeff asked.

"Jeff thank God you're okay, but we need to get out of here!" Stan suggested.

"I got this" Roger said as he calls up a flying vehicle from out of nowhere.

"Roger, where did you get that?" Hayley asked.

"I hid emergency flying devices in dire situations. I'd figure why not have one out at this situation" Roger explained.

"You bastard! You made Mr. S quit his job at the CIA!" Jeff punches Roger's face.

"Okay I deserved that!" Roger said.

"Mr. S, I'm really sorry for what you did. I'll tell you what, I'll beg the CIA to give you your job back! I don't like working there in the first place. I don't even know why I started going there somehow" Jeff suggested.

"On one condition" Stan suggested as we see everyone partying at the CIA while Jeff and Roger had their faces hit by pies in a local booth.

"I only agreed on this because I wanted to show Mr. S that I was sorry for what I did" Jeff reassured.

"Sure Jeff whatever" Roger rolled his eyes as a kid threw a pie at his face.

"You brought this upon yourself, you know" Jeff says.

"Yeah I know. I'm sorry again Jeff" Roger apologized once again.

"It's okay. I'll tell you what though, if I ever have a roast party, you're invited" Jeff offered.

"Thank you Jeff. That's really kind of you" Roger smiled.

"Okay guys, take a break" Stan said as Jeff and Roger got off the stand.

"You know, for a man covered with whipped cream, you look really hot" Hayley said in a seductive tone. Then she starts making out with Jeff like crazy. Roger covers Mary's eyes.

"Let's go ride the merry-go-round sweetie" Roger said.

"What are Mommy and Daddy doing?" Mary said.

"You'll understand once you hit puberty" Roger holds her hand and they walk together.

"Welcome back Smith" Jackson said.

"Thank you sir. I'm gonna stay here as long as I want to" Stan smiled.

"Dad has his job back. Whoever controlled your body is gone for good. Thank God things are normal again" Hayley smiled. However, the scene shifts to Adaline's house as Mark enters.

"Hi Adaline. Why are you so scared?" Mark asked.

"Mark, I'm pregnant!" Adaline confessed.

"WHAT?!" Mark shouted. "But how?!"

"Remember what we did before?" Adaline asked as we see the flashback to where Mark had his face covered by Adaline's panties and he starts making out with her.

"Yikes! I remember now" Mark said as the scene shifts to the present.

"You're not mad are you?" Adaline asked.

"Hell no! In fact, I love you! In fact, I was thinking about it and it's time I say this" Mark said as he went down on his knees.

"Adaline Jane o'Brien, will you…" Mark asked.

"Yes Mark?" Adaline whispered as she looked excited and scared at the same time.

"...tell me how many kids we're going to have?" Mark concluded his question.

"I don't Mark, I'm sorry. I'm a fairy and you're fully human" Adaline answered.

"You're right, but who cares? I don't care if we have 1 or even 1000 kids. All I know is that I'm here for you and I'll always be there for you. I'm going to take good care of you and I want to live with you" Mark offered.

"Of course Mark. You are more than welcome to stay and live with me!" Adaline smiled.

"Perfect! I love you babe!" Mark said.

"I love you too babe!" Adaline smiled as the coupe kissed one more time.

"I promise that I will be there" Mark said.

"I love that a lot! Thank you" Adaline added.

THE END…of the chapter.

There you have it. I hope you enjoyed it. Read and review and see you next time!

P.S. Be careful what you wish for Mark.