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The scene takes place at the Smith household. Steve and Zoey were watching TV.
"We now return to the Miss America beauty pageant, except the bodies will not be judge" the TV announced.
(TV Cutaway)
"Please welcome our 52 beautiful ladies" a judge announced as there were…no women present.
"I forgot that thanks to political correctness, there will be no contest. So I guess we need to figure out how to kill time for the next 1 hour and 59 minutes. Watch me make armpit noises" the judge does armpit sound effects.
(TV Cutaway Ends)
"Steve, this is boring. Can we go to my house and clean the attic?" Zoey asked.
"Sure, anything to get rid of more boredom" Steve agreed as the scene shifts to Zoey's attic.
"Aww, you look so cute!" Steve said as he found Zoey's baby memory book, which was a photo of baby Zoey in a diaper, holding on to a toy soccer ball.
"Ha ha ha thanks babe" Zoey laughed. "Hey, what's this?"
"Babe, what is it?" Steve wondered.
"Is this…the Mona Lisa?" Zoey asked as she holds up a painting.
"Wait, I thought that it was only in France" Steve wondered.
"I thought so too. Hold up, it reads in the back KAW, hmm I don't know what that means" Zoey said as Katherine arrives.
"Hi sweetie, how is it going?" she asked.
"Hi Mom, do you recognize this painting?" Zoey showed her the painting.
"Actually, I made that" Katherine answered.
"Mom, you never told me that you were an artist" Zoey said.
"I was sweetheart" Kat explained.
(Flashback)
"When I was your age, I've always loved art. Painting was my specialty" Kat narrates as we see a young Kat, dressed in a pink dress, black boots, and purple scarf as she creates a fully detailed Mona Lisa painting. She presents them in front of a large audience and they gave her a standing ovation.
"My drawings were a huge hit. In fact, they were so amazing, I got offered a contract for a company in Hollywood. However, I rejected it because it would be too much pressure and I'd rather stay here with my future husband, which happens to be your father" she narrates as the scene shifts back to the present.
(Flashback Ends)
"And then I was born, right?" Zoey asked.
"In Munich" Kat laughs.
"(Laughs) how did I get to the country without any problems?" Zoey asked.
"That's a story for another time, dear" Kat explained as a phone rings.
"Hello?" she answers. "Yes this is Katherine Allison-Wilson. Say what?! Okay, I'm on my way!"
"Where she go?" Steve asked. "Oh hold up. My phone is ringing"
(Phone rings)
"Hello? Roger, I can't. I'm busy with Zoey" Steve answered. "Fine!" he hangs up the phone. "Zoey, I need to…"
"It's fine babe. Do what you have to do" Zoey kissed him on the cheek as Steve left. "I need to find where Mom went."
Meanwhile, Steve, Roger, Jeff, Mark, Snot, Toshi, and Barry are inside Jeff's vehicle as it is riding.
"Tell me why the hell are we going to California?" Mark suggested. "I had to tell Adaline that it was some form of business trip in California and told her that it was a guys only event. Please explain to me where are we going."
"You made me miss out cleaning the attic with Zoey" Steve added.
"Mark, my man, there is something I always wanted to do" Roger answered.
"You're going to become a woman?" Snot asked.
"Watashitachiha atarashī ninja o miru tsumoridesu ka? (Are we going to go see new ninjas)" Toshi asked.
"Even better; we're here now!" Roger cheered as they arrived at a local pizzeria in California.
"We drove all the way from Virginia to California just to eat a slice of pizza?!" Mark asked. "We could have gone to Pizza Overlord and not waste our time!"
"You mean a million slices?" Roger corrected.
"Huh?" Barry asked. "Oh my God, I think I know what's going on!"
"Man, you must be really excited huh Barry?" Snot asked.
"Quick everybody, start smoking weed!" Jeff shouted as he took out a roll of joint, but everyone else look at him in disgust.
"Screw you guys!" Jeff puts the joint away.
The next scene shifts to an art museum as Katherine enters. She sees a lot of people entering as they look interested in one artifact.
"What's going on?" Katherine asked.
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen" a British man appeared in a black suit and tie, who is voiced by David Tennant. "My name is Nigel Moriarty and thank you all for coming."
"Okay this is interesting" Katherine thought to herself. "But wait a second, who called me?'
"Katherine, over here" it was Francine.
"Hi Francine. What are you doing here?" Katherine asked.
"Klaus wanted to take photos of female nude statues and wanted me to take him here. I'd figured I'd invite you because a new painting is going to be shown" Francine explained.
"Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you my greatest creation on God's given land! This masterpiece is so exquisite that it makes the Mona Lisa and the American Gothic look like baby crap! Without further ado, I present to you…the Raped Angel!" Nigel announces as he unveils the painting as everyone gasped. It was a painting of a female angel haunted by a evil male demon.
"This is the greatest representation of society in the world. How amazing is it?" Nigel asked as everyone cheered.
"Oh my God!" Katherine said.
"Are you okay, hun?" Francine asked.
"That's my painting! I thought it was private! How the hell did he stole it from me?!" Katherine explained.
"Wait, you made this painting?" Francine asked.
"Yes! Back when I was in high school!" Katherine explained.
"I don't remember what shit I did during my high school days" Francine said as she smoked a cigarette. However, we see Katherine's face turn red in anger.
"I think I'm going to go get Klaus" Francine leaves.
Meanwhile, the guys arrive at the pizza place and found a spot to sit down and eat.
"All right boys, you have 2 hours to complete this whole pizza. You can't leave to use the bathroom. You can stand up and stretch, but you cannot leave this area. Finish everything and you guys win $1000. Good luck" the judge announced as he brought in a 54" by 54" pizza. The toppings were plain cheese on one half, ¼ was all sausage, and the other was ¼ pepperoni.
"We got this guys!" Steve cheered.
"I don't know guys. I'm lactose intolerant" Mark complained.
"Take these" Steve said as he gives Mark some medicine.
"How did you…" Mark wondered.
"Let's just say that Zoey started to have a bit of lactose intolerant lately" Steve explained.
"Let's eat!" Barry cheered.
"Whoa! Are we starting?" Jeff asked as he looks really high.
"Oh God!" Snot groaned.
Later, Nigel was finishing his last question with a person. Katherine arrives to him.
"Hello, my dear" Nigel greeted as Katherine slaps him.
"You used my art without my permission!" Katherine snapped.
"Oh, please, I didn't even actually steal your art. I just took a picture and used it for my presentation. Think about is as free advertisement" Nigel explained.
"You have to respect the artist!" she demanded.
"Respect? HAHAHAHAHAHA! You want respect? Earn it. Don't be such a diva" he commented as Katherine's left eye twitches like crazy.
"Oh, what's the little woman gonna do? Cry like a little bitch!" Nigel taunted.
"WHAT…IN…THE…HELL…DID…YOU…CALLED…ME?!" Kat growled furiously.
"Diva, that's what you are" Nigel said. "What's the diva gonna do to me?"
"Nobody…calls me…diva" Kat said in the softest voice as she grabs his arm…and rips it completely off. Blood was pouring everywhere.
"You stupid bitch!" Nigel runs away crying as he leaves. Kat smiles as she takes down the painting.
"Ma'am, I'm sorry but you can't take down the painting" a security officer warned.
"It's my painting. I made this in high school. It has the initials KAW" Katherine explained as she pulled the painting from the frame, but she finds out her initials were written over with Nigel's initials NM.
"It has KAW. He erased my initials and replaced them with his!" Katherine shouted.
"Ma'am, I'm going to have to arrest you for vandalism of museum property. You're under arrest for destruction of museum property" the guard grabs the handcuffs.
"Oh yeah!" Katherine…lifts her dress up to expose her pink panties to the cop.
"You know I'm gay right?" the guard asked.
"Oh crap!" Katherine surrendered as she was handcuffed and taken away.
Later, Katherine sits in a jail cell next to a tough inmate.
"Someone stole the script to Justice League. What are you in here for?" he asked.
"Someone stole a painting that was made by me" Katherine answered.
"Wilson, someone has paid for your bail. You are free to go" the guard lets Katherine go and Michael finds her and they hug. Zoey arrives as well, with tears on her eyes.
"Mommy, are you okay?" Zoey hugs her mom.
"I'm fine sweetie" Katherine explained.
"The good news is that because you admit remorse for destroying museum property, the judge said that you will be given only 2 months of probation" Michael explained.
"Mom, what happened?" Zoey asked.
"I'll explain when we get home" Katherine answered.
Moments later, we see the boys…not finished with ½ of the pizza. The boys are extremely full and have their fat bellies exposed.
"I love food, but I can't do this!" Barry complained.
"This makes no sense! We can eat almost anything yet we are stuffed" Jeff said. "I thought smoking weed was going to help, but it didn't!"
"Guys, I think we lost! This is too much!" Steve said.
"Yeah, I'm sure Adaline would not want me to fart every night. Let's stop while we're ahead guys" Mark said.
"Zoey is having some sort of art show. Want to go there instead? That will cheer us up" Steve suggested.
"Sure! Let's go" Roger agreed as they left.
"But what about all this pizza?" Barry asked.
"Watch this!" Roger said as he…gave the rest to everybody.
"I'm sorry but there's no sharing the pizza" the judge said.
"But we quit! So you eat it!" Roger stuffed a piece of pizza at the judge's face and the guys left.
"You know what? Give me all of this!" the judge starts devouring the pizza. "Screw my diet!"
Later, Katherine, Michael, and Zoey are drinking coffee at Starbucks.
"What a bastard! Why would he stole something that you made and claim it as your own?" Michael angrily asked.
"I don't know. He tends to get away with such things. It's bullcrap!" Katherine added.
"That's her! That's the one who attacked me!" Nigel shouted as his lawyer hands her lawsuit papers.
"Think about what you did to me, you diva!" Nigel shouted as he left.
"No!" Katherine runs away, crying.
"Mom!" Zoey shouted as she and her dad chase after her.
Later on, we see Katherine in the bedroom crying.
"I'm being sued for abuse towards an artist?! This is bull shit!" Kat cried on her bed.
"Mom, are you okay?" Zoey enters her room.
"No I'm not! I'm ruined! That bastard took something away from me and now I'm being punished for doing the right thing! I'm lucky I didn't get into more deeper trouble than I already am!" Kat cries more.
"Mom, it's okay" Zoey consoles her with a hug.
"It's no use. He treats women like crap and says that we're worthless. Let's face it: he's too powerful. He has a lot of money and can do whatever he wants without consequence" Kat said.
"Mom, don't you dare say such a thing! Have you not seen what us ladies have done lately?" Zoey demanded.
"What do you mean us?" Kat asked.
"Well, technically I'm referring to the women of Ultimate Heroes, but anyways, we were brave and strong and powerful and there was nothing that was stopping us from succeeding. Just because he does something doesn't mean that he is all that. He's a big fat jerk. He's a cheater. He's a thief" Zoey explained.
"How can I stop this guy?" Katherine asked.
"You're going to have to confront him. Find proof that he stole it" Zoey suggested.
"You're right. I can do this" Katherine gets up.
Later, Nigel adds more paintings of women being victimized by haunted demons.
"As you can see here, this painting represents why women are easy targets to men everywhere and how there is nothing we can do about it" Nigel presents.
"Stop right here!" Katherine arrives.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the diva? Why are you here? Are you here to apologize to me for attacking me?" Nigel asked.
"I'm not going to say this again. I made that drawing and nobody had the right to steal it away from me" Katherine explained.
"Say what?" other audience members question each other.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please! This is all part of the act" Nigel explained.
"I remember this painting back in 1992" Katherine narrates as we see a young Katherine painting on an easel in a flashback.
"When I was a girl, I always loved art. It was the best thing ever. I wanted to paint more than just simple houses and boats and butterflies. One day, I wanted to take my art skills to the next level. I decided to create angels and demons, with no relation to the Dan Brown book. I called the painting you stole away from me called 'Innocence Dies'. The innocence from the angel represents how much freedom women does not seem to get and how men tend to take them for granted all the time. This was not meant to insult women. This was meant as a view on how we can fix society" Katherine finishes as the scene shifts to the present.
"I put the letters KAW as my initials, so that nobody steals it from me, but I realized that the initials NM was actually used from paint thinner!" Katherine revealed.
(Audience gasp)
"I don't recall that" Nigel denied.
"Hey sir, we're out of paint thinners. Should we use to paint…oh crap!" one of his friends arrived and everyone looked at Nigel and booed at him.
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" Nigel confessed.
"So, what do you have to say to that?" Katherine crossed her arms.
"Fine! I stole it! I stole it because I hate women like you!" Nigel confessed. "I got this painting and claim it as my own because it's mine! I wanted to show that women should bow down to us men only!"
(Booing)
"Women like you are stupid and should only be used as things!" Nigel added.
"Well, how does a stupid woman do this?" Katherine kicks him in the groin.
"You lose, Nigel" Katerine smiles.
"I give up! I'm sorry. Oh who am I kidding? I'll leave you alone and won't steal anything from you or insult women ever again if we never see each other again. Deal?" Nigel offered a truce.
"Deal" Kat reluctantly shakes his hands and they walk away separately. However, she quickly puts on hand sanitizer on it.
"Ma'am, we're sorry we didn't believe you. To make it up, we will remove your arrest record and the lawsuit is fully dropped. Plus we will award you $10,000 for wrongful arrest" the same security guard said.
"That's okay. I forgive you" Katherine smiled.
"Hey mom, are you alright?" Zoey asked as she hugs her.
"I'm okay sweetie. I just don't know what to do. I want to go back to being an artist, but I'm worried that this will repeat over and over again" Kat wondered.
"I have an idea" Zoey suggested as we see the Wilson mother and daughter doing some paintings back at home.
"What do you think of this?" Zoey shows her mom a painting of two angels, one is a boy and another is a girl. The boy has glasses and another has a purple scarf around her neck. "I called this Angels from Earth."
"I love it! What do you think of this?" Katherine shows her a painting of Zoey as an angel.
"I love it! What's it called?" Zoey asked.
"Just wait and see" Katherine smiled.
Later that night, the museum is packed once again as everyone arrived to see some new art paintings.
"You guys came! Thanks so much!" Zoey cheered as she hugs Steve, who arrived with his fat full friends. "Steve, were you overeating again?"
"Maybe" Steve answered, nervously.
"Oh who cares? Come on guys!" Zoey showed them the paintings that Katherine made.
"I love this one a lot!" Steve cheered as he sees the painting called Neo Angel Z. "It reminds me of you babe." "Thank you so much!" Zoey smiled.
"I made it" Katherine said.
"Awesome job Mrs. W!" Jeff cheered.
"Oh my God, what the hell is this?" Roger asked as the guys looked at another painting which is not shown.
"OH MY GOD!" Steve shouted.
"I'm SO gonna puke!" Mark said.
"Tetsuo no hensen yori mo iyana kanji (It looks more disgusting than Tetsuo's transformation from Akira!)" Toshi added. The guys then threw up.
"Note to self, don't show paintings of food" Zoey said on her phone.
The last scene shifts to a teen figure whose head with brown hair we only see.
"Do you think we should reunite with our friends for one more time?" the boy asked.
"Yes babe, we should" a girl next to him answered. The girl wears a pink beanie cap.
"You know what? Screw this!" someone shouted as it was…Eddie, Meg, Axel, and Dylan. A record scratch noise was made.
"They know it's us! See you guys soon!" Axel grinned stupidly.
"AXEL!" everyone else complained.
"Good job dumbass! You ruined an awesome surprise!" Eddie shouted.
"I'm going to ruin one more surprise…Meg and Eddie are going to tran..."Axel was stopped by Eddie as Eddie was looking at the audience with a throat slashing gesture, signalling to end the chapter as the scene fades to black.
End of Chapter
There you go. What is the mystery surprise? Only time will tell. Read and review and see you next time!