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The scene starts off with the Smiths setting up a barbecue picnic at a park.
"Steve, this is going to be fun!" Zoey cheered.
"You bet babe" Steve smiled.
"Mark and Adaline will be joining us soon. Mark said that he's finishing making his famous potato salad. Adaline is bringing in pink lemonade" Hayley commented.
"That's wonderful Hayley" Stan said. "It's a shame your mother and I couldn't be here for the reunion. Bullock wanted me and Francine to go to a stupid ball. I'm sure you kids will have lots of fun."
"It's not going to be 100% awesome, Mr. S. Some of the other Ultimate Heroes are going to miss out due to traffic. Fortunately, Meg and Eddie said yes and they're bringing in Chris and Amy and the other family members. We'll be fine" Jeff said.
Moments later, the boat that has Eddie, Meg, Dylan, Axel lands at sea in Langley Falls.
"Hey big brother, you forgot about us" Amy said as she was holding her kids' hands.
"Mommy, I'm hungry" Andy said.
"Have a lollipop" Christy offered.
"Thanks but I rather have real food" Andy refused.
"Oh man, this reunion is going to suck worse than going to Russia" Axel commented.
(Flashback)
"I'm very sure that Germany will repeat!" Axel grinned as he and Dylan sit next to each other at a Russian football stadium.
"Hell yeah! They're going to squash South Korea 100-0! No biggie!" Dylan smiled stupidly.
(Flashback Ends)
"We made it!" Eddie cheered as he and his friends met up with Team Smith.
"I'm so glad to meet you guys again" Hayley smiled as she and Meg hugged each other..
"I missed you Meg" Zoey said as she hugs her.
"I missed you too Zoey" Meg smiled.
"Hey man, how you been?" Chris said as he hugs Steve.
"It's good to see you dude" Steve smiled.
"Hey guys, this is our daughter Gwen" Eddie introduced Gwen to his Langley Falls friends.
"Hi…" Gwen greeted nervously.
"So cute!" Hayley and Zoey shouted.
"My twins: Andy and Christy" Amy introduced them.
"Nice to meet you guys!" Steve smiled.
"Here's our daughter: Mary" Jeff introduced her.
"Hi everyone!" Mary greeted.
"This is going to be…" Andy pauses as he sees Mary.
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing, sexy thing you
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
(Record scratches)
(A/E Hold up! Hold up! I do NOT recall adding this music! Whoever used it in the chapter is getting fired right now! For God's sake, they're little kids! Maybe if they were teenagers, it's fine, but not for babies! The music producer is officially fired! Ahem, continue on.)
"Ooh, what's this?" Christy giggled.
"Christy, cut it out!" Andy snapped as he was blushing like crazy.
"ANDY LOVES MARY! ANDY LOVES MARY!" Christy taunted.
"N-No! I just think she's cute...!" Andy blushed.
"Andy, it's okay. Mary is a wonderful girl" Gwen smiled.
"So, how do you guys feel having children" Hayley asked.
"It is..." Meg said.
"Fantastically AWESOME!" Eddie answered. "When I'm not busy directing a movie, I like spending time with her!"
"We dress her up with some pretty dresses" Meg said.
"We change her diapers" Eddie said.
"We take her a bath" Meg said. "I remember that she was so scared of water that she wore water floaties."
"She's just the cutest daughter any parent could have!" Eddie said.
"Well, our little Mary is also very cute" Jeff said.
"And we do the same thing you guys do" Hayley said "Well, except the bath time, she runs arounds in her diaper, wearing my bra on her head."
"But does Jeff crossdress to play tea party with her?" Eddie asked.
(Flashback)
We see Gwen playing tea party with...Emma.
"Would you like another cup of tea, Princess Emma?" Gwen asked.
"I'd love to, Lady Gwen" Eddie/Emma answered.
(Flashback End)
"Guys, this is not a parental contest" Amy said.
"I'm surprised how much you changed, Amy" Steve said.
"Yeah, you're more matured and less childish" Zoey said "Ah...no offense."
"None taken, in fact, you're right" Amy said "A lot of things changed after me and Chris lost our virginities. Well, Chris remains the same."
"Hey, I became a bold and serious police officer" Chris said. But then Andy appeared with an electronic yo-yo.
"Hey, Dad! You wanna see a new yo-yo trick?!" Andy asked.
"New trick? Cool!" Chris cheered.
"Chris, don't…" Amy stopped but shrugged.
"Hey guys!" Mark arrives, along with Adaline. They brought the food with them.
"Oh my God, it's Fluttershy! Give me a piggyback ride!" Andy cheered as he sit on top of Adaline.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" Adaline asked.
"Young man, get off of her right now!" Amy shouted as Andy got off from Adaline.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean this to happen" Amy apologized.
"It's okay. I get that a lot" Adaline laughed.
"Besides, it was funny" Mark cackled.
"Wow! This is going to be fun!" Jeff cheered.
"Hey guys! Am I late for the party?" it was…Peter who brought in a keg of beer, along with Brian and Stewie.
"Oh boy! Dad better not embarrass me!" Meg snapped.
"Hi, Peter Griffin! Nice to meet you!" Peter offered a handshake, but only Jeff shook his hand.
"Hey Mr. G" Jeff greeted.
"Dad, remember this is a reunion with the Ultimate Heroes, so don't do embarrassing things" Meg warned.
"Shut up M…I mean no problem Meg. Look I'm sorry, it's a force of habit" Peter said.
"Great, now that the food is ready, let's eat!" Steve suggested as the barbeque food is cooked and the adults and children sat at their respective tables. Moments later, they went to the Smith house to hang out. The little kids are in a different setting apart from their parents.
"So, what are you guys wanna do?" Gwen asked.
"Let's play with dolls! Mom and Dad gave me the Disney Princess figures collection in my birthday" Mary suggested.
"DOLLS! YEAH! I LOVE IT!" Christy cheered as she was bouncing around.
"Yeah, playing with dolls would be safe" Andy agreed.
"Andy...it would be weird for you to play with princesses since you're...a boy" Gwen commented.
"Gwen! How can you say that? Don't you know we're living in a society where we're rejecting those outdated and offensive stereotypes?" Mary questioned as everyone got confused. "I sometimes read Mom's Tumblr. I just read it for the funny memes, I swear!"
"It's okay, guys. I just gonna sit around doing nothing like I always do" Andy said in a sad tone.
"Wait!" Mary grabbed his hand, making him blush and frozen. "We'll find the way for you to play with us."
"R-Really? How?" Andy questioned.
Later, they go to Mary's room where they decided to dress up Andy as a girl. They made him wear a Frozen-printed diapers, a Sky blue dress with pink laces, pink lacy socks and blue shoes and Christy undid one of her pigtails to give Andy a one side pigtail.
"This is super-tastic!" Christy cheered.
"Tell me what's going on?" Andy asked.
Moments later, the Ultimate Heroes sat around the grass.
"So Eddie, is directing movies hard?" Steve asked.
"Not at all" Eddie answered. "So Steve, what do you want to do in the future? I already have a career."
"Well, I want to review movies and video games. Maybe I can do that" Steve suggested.
"As long as you give my movies positive reviews, I'm good" Eddie said.
"Got it" Steve said as he and Eddie fist bump each other.
"Matthew Ryder told me that he met some aliens in Heaven who can perform a fusion and make one powerful being" Eddie said.
"Of course, there has to be a male and a female" Meg commented.
"Ooh, tell me more about it" Hayley wondered.
"It's not that simple really. However, he did give us this" Meg shows Hayley an amulet. "Eddie and I have this. He said that he might have more, but he can't promise anything."
"This is cool" Steve smiled.
"I wonder what Dad is doing" Meg got up and she sees Peter…playing tag with Brian and Stewie.
"Oh man, I haven't had this much fun since the release of Infinity Wars!" Stewie cheered.
(Flashback)
Brian and Stewie walk out of a movie theater.
"So how was it?" Brian asked.
"Holy cow! I love Thanos!" Stewie hollored.
"But he killed almost everyone!" Brian argued.
"Exactly!" Stewie grinned.
(Flashback Ends)
"It looks like things will be just fine" Meg smiled as she went back. However, a mysterious figure spies on her.
"Just you wait" the figure has a scary female voice.
Moments later, Zoey finished a game of soccer with Eddie, Steve, and Mark.
"Good game guys" Zoey smiled.
"Whew! I wish soccer was popular in Australia, but we have rugby so it's all good" Mark commented.
"Cool" Zoey smiled, but the soccer ball rolled away.
"Oops, I'll be right back" Zoey went to get the ball. However, she encounters someone mysterious.
"Who are you?" Zoey asked.
"You think you know everything about your best friend Meg, do you?" the wicked voice said.
"She's my friend. I can trust her" Zoey said.
"Let me tell you everything about her" the voice said as it revealed to be...Meg from "Pushed Too Far".
"Meg? Is that you?" Zoey asked.
"That's right, and I'm about to tell you everything about Meg, but afterwards, you are going to attack this man" PTF Meg ordered Zoey as she begins to tell her everything as she was pointing at Peter.
"I'm not going to do it!" Zoey refused.
"Do it or I'll make you wear a diaper and have your head shaved for the rest of your life!" PFT Meg threatened with a syringe that has toxic green liquid on it. Then, she glows her eyes and make Zoey follow her demands.
"Guys, have I told you I'm pregnant?" Adaline announced.
"Oh my God! Congratulations Adaline!" Hayley hugs her.
"Way to go Addie!" Steve cheered.
"Thank you guys!" Adaline smiled.
"I'm going to be the best Dad ever!" Mark proudly declared.
"Where's Zoey?" Steve asked.
We see someone approaching Peter as he was picking his nose and a booger was stuck on his hand.
"Hey Zoey, I mean sexy Meg, how about I wipe boogers on…" Peter was about to finish, but Zoey...attacks him with a frying pan.
"Oh my God, what the hell is matter with you?!" the fat man shouted.
"Zoey, what are you doing?" Steve demanded as he and the others approached her.
"How dare you attack my friend?! Can't you see she's special?!" Zoey shouted.
"Look, the past was the past! I'm a changed man now! I swear!" Peter cried.
"Oh, Boo-boo!" PTF Meg mocked. "If you think you're gonna gain ANY sympathy from Meg's fans, you're sadly mistaken!"
"You think it's hilarious to tell your daughter to shut up, farting on her face, wishing she would be dead over somebody else, not showing any love for her, and treating Meg abuse fans like puppets?! I'll show you funny!" Zoey begins to punch Peter multiple times nonstop. We see a bunch of readers with shocked faces.
"Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" a reader cries on his laptop.
"Zoey, knock it off!" Hayley begged as she tries to pull her out from Peter.
"What's your problem, you stupid bitch?!" Peter demanded as he punches Zoey in the face, but she punches his jaw.
"Zoey, what's wrong with you?! You are never like this!" Steve demanded.
"Good. good, let the pain go through!" PTF Meg smiled wickedly.
"Zoey, I love you, but I think you're possessed by the devil inside" Steve said as he removes his clothes to reveal his Super Karate Kid costume. He throws his powerful toothpicks at his girlfriends, but she dodges them with her rapid speed.
"Oh Steven!" Zoey flashes her black bra at Steve, only to attack him with her sword and knocking him out.
(A/E Her voice changes to a much scarier tone, along with her look.)
"Did Zoey joined the dark side?!" Jeff asked.
"I don't know. We don't have a choice" Hayley said as they removed their clothes, revealing their superhero costumes.
"Girl, I'm sorry but we have no choice" Jeff attempts to punch Zoey with his poisonous fist, but she dodges it and kicks Jeff in the face.
"I don't like this at all!" Hayley said as she uses her stone sword to attack her friend, but she dodges it and uses her pistol sword to attack her.
"Meg, what do you say we?" Eddie asked as he and Meg nodded and took off their clothes to reveal their superhero costumes as well.
"You're going to burn in hell Wilson!" Eddie shouted as his flaming sword hears up and proceeds to attack Zoey, but stops the fire with her hands.
"Mark, want to?" Adaline suggested.
"We can't. My mom's washing my costume and you can't fight during your pregnancy" Mark refused.
"Oh damn, you're right" Adaline said as she rubbed her stomach in worry.
"I know you like me, but it's not you" Meg said as she shoots arrows at her, but she dodges them with her rapid speed.
"What's going on?" Hayley wondered.
"Good, it's working!" out of nowhere, PTF Meg arrived.
"Wait a minutes, this is the one who's controlling Zoey?!" Eddie shouted. "This makes no sense at all! How the hell are there 2 Megs?!"
"Kill them Zoey! Kill them all!" PTF Meg ordered.
"Use it!" a mysterious voice said.
"Who said that?" Eddie demanded as he sees his friends knocked out.
"Use it! You can stop the evil inside Zoey! Use it!" the voice repeated itself.
"Meg, we don't have a choice! Let's do it" Eddie suggested as he and Meg dropped their weapons.
"What's wrong? Are you too scared to attack?" Zoey asked.
"Megan Marie Griffin, I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever" Eddie said.
"But we're married already" Meg said.
"Trust me on this" Eddie begged.
"I love you too!" Meg said in a seductive tone as they share a lovely romantic kiss and they danced as well. Then they touch their amulets together.
"What's going on?" Hayley asked as she, Steve, and Jeff recovered.
They danced and they kissed one more time. Lights were glowing brightly as Meg and Eddie go inside a portal and it goes to the sky, where...a person goes down to the ground.
"What is going on?" PTF Meg demanded.
Everyone else look at the person in amaze.
It was...a fusion of Meg and Eddie. The person has Eddie's shirt, Meg's pants, gray shoes, glasses, Eddie's haircut, Meg's glasses, and a body that both men and women find hot.
"Hello friends" they are voiced by Mila Kunis and Haley Joel Osment synchronized.
"What is going on?" Steve asked.
"Babe, please don't get mad, but I find Meg and Eddie's fusion...hot" Jeff said.
"You know what? Me too babe" Hayley said.
"Oh God, my body is hurt, but my boner isn't!" Steve complained.
"Zoey, you have hurt your friends for the last time! It's time to face your punishment!" Meddie said as they summoned a weapon, which was a Phoenix spear (a badass bow with a flaming spear used as an arrow).
"I don't think so!" it was PTF Meg tries to stop them.
"What?! She was the one controlling Zoey?" Steve asked.
"That's right. I did it just so I can eliminate the fat man once and for all and your friend was the perfect person to finish the job! Now you must…" PTF Meg was stopped by Meddie's powerful flame attack from their sword.
"No!" PTF Meg gets pushed away.
"And now you!" Meddie attacks Zoey with the sword and it removes black exorcist soul from Zoey's body, thus returning back to normal. After the scene cleared off the explosion, we see Zoey knocked down to the ground. Steve runs after her.
"Zoey!" Steve tries to wake his girlfriend up.
"Huh? What happened?" Zoey whispers as tears fall down from Steve's eyes.
"Thank God you're okay! Babe, it's going to be okay. There was an evil spirit inside you. I thought I lost you. It's okay" Steve hugs her.
"(Crying) I'm so sorry babe! I'm so sorry everyone! I'll never forgive myself for my stupid actions! I almost killed my best friends and my friend's father and I'll never forgive myself! I'm so sorry!" Zoey bawled.
"Zoey, it's okay. It's not your fault. Someone was controlling you. I know you would never hurt us" Hayley hugs her friend as well.
"It's okay girl. The evil is gone. I promise that evil Zoey is gone forever" Jeff said.
"Meg and Eddie, thank you and I'm sorry" Zoey apologized.
"It's okay" Meddie said. "We forgive you. It's not your fault though. This evil Meg wanted to hurt the innocent."
"Thanks guys! You are indeed great friends" Zoey smiled as she removes the remaining tears from her eyes.
"This isn't over!" PTF Meg arrived but limping.
"It is now, you bitch!" Zoey shoots her with her weapon and she is finally killed.
"There, it's over!" Steve added.
"FUSION OFF!" Meddie announced as they are seperated back to their normal selves.
"How did you…?" Hayley wondered.
"Matthew taught us" Eddie explained.
"And told them to use it" it was Matthew who arrived.
"Matthew!" everyone ran and hugged him.
"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. I was looking for the ice pop man, but there were none so I just gave up and came here" Matthew said.
"Sorry we're late as well. Axel wanted to buy the dirtiest anime on DVD called High School Lust 19 and none were there" Dylan apologized.
"If you have simply ordered it from Amazon like I told you, then we wouldn't have been late!" Axel crossed his arms.
"Well, you didn't miss much" Eddie laughed.
"Hold on" Zoey left to find Peter, who is crying, but attempted to avoid her as she was approaching him.
"Mr. Griffin, I'm totally sorry for what I did to you. Deep down, I know you cared for your daughter. My actions are unacceptable and I understand if you never want to talk to me or forgive me. I have to earn your respect back. I'm deeply, deeply sorry" Zoey apologized as Peter…farts on her face.
"There, all forgiven. Thank you Zoey" Peter leaves as he laughs.
"Okay, I totally deserved that" Zoey said as she coughs.
Later, the heroes are talking about what happened.
"PTF Meg threatened me with my life with me wearing a diaper along with going bald forever if I didn't listen to her. I'm so embarrassed" Zoey covered her face in shame.
"All that matters is that you're safe" Meg hugs her.
"Don't worry. I'll make sure you never go bald nor wear a diaper as I'm here to protect you" Steve hugs her.
"Although, what's wrong with wearing one? I have a friend who wears one named Emily" Meg wondered.
"I'm so sorry for your friend" Zoey apologized. "By all means, I did not mean to offend your friend."
"It's okay. Don't worry" Meg smiled.
"This is something I wanted to do when I grow up" Zoey explained as she takes out a photo. It was a photo of her…wearing only red bra and panties.
"You want to be a porn star? Help me out here girl!" Axel grinned.
"Axel, can you please go 30 seconds without being so perverted, please?!" Dylan begged.
"I don't think so" Axel refused as Dylan looks down.
"(Laughs) no I'm not going to be one. Actually, Steve I don't think I told you this but I want to announce this: I, Zoey Melanie Wilson, want to be an underwear model!" Zoey announced.
(Cheering)
"You're not laughing at me? Sweet!" Zoey cheered.
"Follow your dreams Zoey. Be what you want to be. Don't let anybody or anything ruin your dreams" Eddie smiled.
"That is perfect!" Hayley smiled also.
"Yes! Thank God I married you!" Steve kisses her.
"Wait, you too are married?!" Eddie, Meg, Axel, Dylan, and Matthew shouted in unison.
"We are" Steve said as he and Zoey showed them their rings.
(Cheering)
"Here's the perfect person to talk to in order to fulfill your dreams" Eddie gives Zoey a business card, which was his mom Helena's information on her modeling business.
"Thanks Eddie" Zoey hugs him.
"Anytime" Eddie nodded.
"Mark, Adaline, you've been quiet, are you alright?" Steve asked.
"It's fine. I'm worried about me and Adaline" Mark said as he rubs Adaline's stomach.
"Mark, we'll be fine. Don't worry" Adaline smiled.
"Where's Chris and Amy?" Hayley wondered.
"So like that, you're the prettiest girl ever" Mary said as she was giving Andy makeup.
"I look hot" Andy smiled.
"That's my boy" it was…Chris, who he and Amy that were watching the kids the whole time.
"Well, Andy is happy so I'm happy" Amy smiled. All the babies looked scared.
The camera zoomed out of the Smith household.
(Babies screaming)
End of Chapter
Originally, the working title was Littlest Griffins-Walkers, but I changed it due to the content and plots in the stories. Read and review…and check out the next chapter(s).