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The scene takes place inside a local cafe.
"Hey look, did you hear the news? There's this mysterious news blogger named Mr. E. He's spreading rumors about people. That's so cool!" one customer said.
"Oh my God, I heard he's the reason the mayor of Langley Falls got impeached for using our soda tax to build a jacuzzi for himself instead of sending the money towards school funding. Yeah, he's great! Well, at least I think he's great" a woman said.
"Oh my God, look at this: Mr. E posted a leak that Turlington is getting fired for giving away a million dollars towards Trump's presidential campaign instead of giving it to hungry children. He got caught!" another man commented.
"This is sweet! What will Mr. E posts now?" someone added.
Meanwhile, the scene shifts to the Smiths eating dinner.
"Roger, I don't understand. Why don't you want to go to the dentist?" Francine asked.
"Because I don't want my wisdom teeth removed! I'm an alien for God's sake!" Roger complained.
"Mommy, what are you doing?" Mary asked.
"My phone keeps getting updates about this Mr. E guy" Hayley answered.
"Who is Mr. E?" Mary asked.
"I don't know sweetheart" Hayley replied.
"Babe, I'm sure he's a ripoff of Mr. X from The Simpsons" Jeff commented.
"Actually, he's warning us from other people, like last week at Pearl Bailey High School, Mr. E posted an article that someone at Pearl Bailey High School crapped his pants and committed suicide" Steve added. "Although I graduated but still, it's very freaky."
"Oh my God, did he really crapped his pants?" Stan commented.
"Guys, watch the potty mouth please!" Hayley demanded as she covered Mary's ears.
"Guys, he's just a fad. I'm sure that one day everybody will forget about him" Francine said.
"Are you sure he's a guy Francine? What if it's a woman or a creature?" Klaus wondered.
"Sis, where are you getting the news from Mr. E?" Steve asked.
"It's called Mystery Pad" Hayley answered. "It reports news from anywhere and everywhere and I mean anywhere and everywhere. It's more of less like WikiLeaks."
"I think I know who exactly is Mr. E" Stan added. "It's you Roger!"
"Why me? I've never posted rumors of anybody of anything! It can't be me!" the alien argued. "Oww! My teeth!"
"Uncle Roger, what's wrong with your teeth?" Mary asked.
"We need to take you to the dentist tomorrow alien. You have to go" Stan said.
Later at night, Steve is looking on his cellphone. He gets a text from his fiancee Zoey.
"Steve, oh my God, somebody from the girls' soccer team commit suicide because she found out that USA will never win a World Cup because of pay to play and thinks it's a waste of time. It's so messed up" Steve reads the text as he calls on his phone.
Zoey answers it.
"Hello?" she answered.
"Zoey, did you download the Mystery Pad app?" Steve asked.
"Yes!" she answered.
Meanwhile, we see a mysterious black glove typing words on the computer.
"This is good" the person said in a deep, dark, masculine tone.
The next day, Steve and Eddie went rollerblading.
"Hey Edward, have you heard of the app called Mystery Pad?" Steve asked.
"Yes I have. My daughter got freaked out when she found out that a horse actual grew a disgusting horn from a head. It's very scary. Plus not to mention, Mr. E would not reveal his or her identity" Eddie added.
"How so?" Steve asked.
"Gwen is slightly afraid of unicorns now, but as long as she only sees unicorns from My Little Pony, she'll be fine. It's funny how she freaks out about creatures yet she laughs at any clown, and I mean any clown" Eddie chuckled.
(Phone rings)
"What's this?" Eddie checked his iPhone. "WHAT?! What did he said about Emma?!"
"Edward, are you okay?" Steve asked.
"No it's not! I hate this person!" Eddie dropped his iPhone to the ground, causing it to break.
"Dude, your phone!" Steve shouted.
"It's okay, bud. I have lifetime warranty" Eddie chuckled as he pulls out another phone.
"You son of a gun" Steve shook his head.
Meanwhile, we see Natalie whistling as she vacuums in her home. However, her phone rings.
"WHAT?! But Zoey is married to Steve?!" her left eye twitched. Meanwhile, the rest of the heroes checked their phones in frustration. Matthew texts everyone in the group "MANDATORY HEROES MEETING AT THE CIA PRONTO!"
Later, we see Axel laughing at his phone as other entered the CIA.
"Oh my God, this is so funny! The site says that Steve saw Natalie's light blue underwear waistband when she bends down and thought that it was so hot! Ha ha ha Steve's a loser!"
"Dude, what the f*ck?! That's not true!" Steve said.
"Hey, you're the one who has a fetish for looking at waistbands of ladies' panties, not me. Not to mention, you like wearing them" Axel said as Zoey arrived with a furious look.
"You like looking at other ladies' undies?!" she shouted.
"Oh snap! I'm out of here!" Axel walks away.
"Zoey, it's not true! I would never cheat on you with your cousin, I swear!" Steve pleaded.
"Okay, but I'm watching you!" Zoey crossed her arms.
"Oh crap!" Steve's cell phone vibrates. "Zoey! It says here that you once saw Axel wearing gray boxer briefs and it made you horny!"
"What?! That's not true! Axel is too dumb for some girl to like him!" Zoey explained.
"Hey!" Axel shouted, off-screen.
"Zoey, is this true?" Steve crossed his arms.
"Steve, I swear! You're the only guy who I really love" Zoey explained.
"Are you guys getting strange news stories? It says here that Adaline once threw up in front of birds" Mark said as he entered.
"Yeah, but not to mention, it said that Mark stole money from a church to buy me a ring" Adaline entered as well.
"Wait, you're engaged?" Zoey asked.
"Not yet anyways" Adaline answered.
"Aww" Zoey sighed.
"That tears it! We need to set up a meeting pronto!" Steve demanded as all 15 friends all sat for a conference in the CIA.
"Steve, we already are in a meeting" Matthew said as he, Eddie, Matt, Meg, Hayley, Natalie, Stacy, Jeff, Cindy, and Dylan sat down.
"Okay guys, thank you guys for coming. Apparently, this person said that I cheated on my girlfriend Connie with Princess Diana in heaven" Matthew explained.
"Yes, we need to find who this Mr. E guy really is!" Steve demanded.
"Yes! It says here that I'm actually an immigrant from Cambodia and it's not true!" Stacy explained.
"Not to mention that there's a rumor that I actually grow a boner when I kiss my girlfriend" Cindy added.
"Not to mention that I was born from a dinosaur egg" Dylan freaked out.
"Anyone else?" Matthew asked.
"Yes, Jeff and I are being blamed for stealing scholarship money from kids in Africa to buy weed" Hayley added.
"I'm also being blamed for punching kids at a playground" Meg said.
"This is going out of hand! We need to find Mr. E and stop him!" Eddie demanded. "I mean look at this: somebody called 'Emma' a monster! A monster! Who the f*ck called my female persona a monster?!"
"Whoa, it's okay" Meg said.
"No it isn't! It hurts my feelings!" Eddie said as he covers his face.
"Okay, so who in the world is this guy?" Dylan asked.
"So, it looks like…you know what? If we keep repeating ourselves, we'll never find this person. Let's go!" Natalie ordered as the heroes left riding inside Jeff's van.
"Jeff, how in the hell can you fit 15 people inside and why the hell is Hayley riding next to you?" Adaline asked.
"I'm her husband, so we always sit next to each other" Hayley answered.
"What's that?" Natalie pointed as they see a tall figure wearing a trench coat and hat taking photos and uploading them on a phone.
"It has to be him! It just has too!" Cindy said as the heroes drove to follow the mysterious person, but quickly vanished at the blink of an eye.
"Damn it! We lost him!" Stacy cursed.
"Well, I guess we lost then. That's cool. I can deal with rumors about me and Katie uploading a sex tape on a porn site being true" Matt sighed.
"No we didn't lose" Meg said.
"Look at this: I see footsteps of the mystery guy. We can follow him or her or it" Eddie said.
"You're right. Let's go" Matthew suggested as they follow the steps. Moments later, they encounter the figure videotaping a couple making out at a parking lot.
"Okay guys, we need to be very quiet and catch that guy" Dylan suggested.
"Okay" Eddie whispered as the heroes got out of Jeff's van and they tiptoed.
"Now!" Axel shouted as they tackled the tall figure.
"Now let's see who's behind this mask, or should I say this hat?" Cindy suggested and it was actually…
"Lauren Frost?!" Zoey, Hayley, and Adaline shouted in unison.
"Who is she?" Meg asked.
"Yes, it's me Lauren" Lauren answered.
"What are you doing here? Long time no see" Zoey smiled as she hugs her friend. Adaline and Hayley does the same.
"Hi ladies. I missed you so much. As you can see, I didn't want anybody to notice that I'm Mr. E the mysterious news blogger because I was bored now that we have wait a whole year without a new season of My Little Pony" Lauren explained.
"Why are you working as a news blogger?" Steve asked.
"I was bored. I was trying to spice things up with my fake news site. I'm deeply sorry you guys for not telling you in advanced." Lauren apologized.
"Lauren, why would you create a news article to think that I would cheat on Zoey with Natalie?" Steve asked.
"Did I do that?" Lauren asked as Steve shows her his iPhone.
"Whoa! I didn't do that" Lauren argued.
"Sure you did, the person who called Emma a monster!" Eddie snapped.
"Why would I say that? I would never hurt a fly" Lauren asked. "Apparently, the articles that were published are being glitched."
"What do you mean glitched?" Zoey asked.
"These are the original articles: Smith to marries beautiful yet deadly girlfriend; Emma is the queen of cross-dressing; Matt and Katie celebrate their anniversary at the beach; Hayley and Jeff rescue poor kids; Adaline conducts bird singing concert to fans; Mark donates money to church; Natalie redeems herself from evil; and you know the rest" Lauren explained.
"Explain the light blue underwear scandal. I'm not even wearing that color underwear to begin with" Natalie said as she lowered her pants slightly, revealing her white panties with black flowers.
"You didn't have to pull your pants down. I believe you" Lauren blushed as Natalie pulled her pants back up, as the guys blushed minus Steve, Jeff, Mark, and Eddie as they covered their eyes.
"No but seriously, who is doing this?" Eddie asked.
"You have to go away" a mysterious voice shouted.
"Who was that?" Cindy asked.
"I don't know sis" Meg answered.
"What do we do now?" Stacy asked.
"I'd say we follow the voice" Matt suggested.
Moments later, Lauren was introduced to the rest of the heroes.
"You guys are great! Quick question: raise your hands if you like Earth ponies" Lauren asked as Steve, Hayley, Meg, Eddie, Mark, Dylan and Stacy raised their hands.
"Unicorns" Lauren asked as Matt, Dylan, Zoey, and Natalie had their hands up.
"Pegasus" Lauren asked as Adaline, Jeff, and Cindy had theirs up as well.
"Matthew, what do you like?" Lauren asked.
"Alicorns" he answered.
"Okay that's great…" Lauren said as they were stopped by cops.
"There they are. It's the so-called Ultimate Heroes! They are threatening to kill the oldest man in the world. Get them!" cops arrived.
"We didn't do anything!" Zoey pleaded.
"Explain this" a cop showed them a newspaper article "LOCAL HEROES ATTEMPT TO MURDER HEAD COP".
"Well, you see officer…RUN!" Steve screamed as the heroes go on the run.
"But wait, I'm not an Ultimate Hero!" Lauren shouted as they ran.
"This is not right! We didn't do anything wrong and yet we are going on a run!" Eddie said.
"We weren't in trouble before, we are not" Hayley added.
"You may be right, but it's too late to stop now" Steve said as he ran while holding on to Zoey's hand.
"Uh Steve, could you let go? I can actually run on my own" Zoey suggested.
"Oops, my bad" Steve let go of her. However, more cops surround them.
Moments later, the heroes are taken into the police station for interrogation.
"Explain to me what is going on and we'll let you kids go" the head security guard demanded answered.
"But sir, the articles are fake! I'm Mr. E and somebody is hacking the news" Lauren explained.
"You kids are lucky that my kids love you guys and look up to you. Yes, you guys may have saved the invasion of New York, but that doesn't mean…" the guard suddenly collapsed to the ground.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Steve shouted.
The same mysterious voice created an evil laugh.
"WHAT?! It says here the Local Heroes Wanted for Murder of Veteran Cop" Mark read on his iPhone as it was read BREAKING NEWS and each Ultimate Hero had a wanted poster.
"We did not kill him! I swear!" Lauren freaked out.
"Lauren, it's going to be okay" Natalie hugs her.
(Evil laughter from distance)
"Show yourself, you coward, or should I say, the fake Mr. E?" Hayley demanded.
"Oh Hayley, we meet again" the mysterious person arrived.
"It's you again!" Hayley shouted.
"That's right! I'm the real mastermind behind this!" it was…the Great Giannis from Viva Las Madaline and Hayleff.
"YOU! You did this!" Jeff shouted.
"That's right kids! I have the magic to create fake news and make them extremely believable. My plans all worked, according to plan" Giannis explained.
"Sis, who is this?" Steve asked.
"It's the wicked magician who wanted to rule the world and have everyone look up to him and him only" Hayley explained.
"How dare you do this to my friends?! Most of all, how dare you attempt to ruin my career by not only stealing my pen name, but also create these fake news about my friends?!" Lauren shouted.
"Why hello, my dear. It looks like that these stupid heroes found a girlfriend" Giannis cackled.
"Leave her alone! Face just the 15 of us, not her!" Natalie defended Lauren.
"You guys are strong with your powers, try without them!" Giannis yanked all their powers and weapons away from their heroes with a powerful vacuum.
"Now, you bow down to me or else this goes published and have all of you arrested for good!" Giannis cackled.
"Before you kill us, I have two questions" Dylan requested.
"What do you want, you pheasant?" Giannis demanded.
"Are you Clark Kent who turned to the dark side?" Dylan asked.
(Audience booing)
"What? He sounds just like Clark Kent, jeez" Dylan crossed his arms.
(A/E He has a point you know. Look up Smallville if you don't understand what he said.)
"Thank you pen" Dylan said.
"Who?!" everyone asked in unison.
"Never mind him, but what the hell is your second question?" Giannis asked.
"Why do you hate us?" Hayley demaded.
"You had my best friend arrested, you took away my popularity from my fans, and worst of all, you are all that everyone loves the most! I vow to kill the heroes in order to win back what's mine: my fame!" Giannis explained.
"No! You give my friends their powers back!" Lauren demanded.
"Or else what?" Giannis had a tablet in his hand.
"Or else…I will publish an article about you killing my friends and have you be taken away from a long time" Lauren crossed her arms.
"Ooh, I'm so scared. Please don't hurt me" Giannis mocked.
"But first, can I see your tablet?" Lauren asked.
"Why?" Giannis demanded.
"Because I want to help work with you" Lauren explained.
"Absolutely!" Giannis hands her the tablet.
"Lauren, how dare you?!" Eddie shouted.
"I trusted you!" Adaline cried.
"Oh no!" Zoey panicked.
"I loved you!" Natalie shouted.
"Let's see here: oh look, Hero Control app. It would be a shame if I were to…uninstall it!" Lauren deleted the app.
"NO!" Giannis tries to run, but the app is gone and the heroes' powers and weapons are returned back to normal.
"Oh yeah, watch my magic destroy you with my fake news and powers!" Giannis waves his hands, but…nothing happens.
"What the hell?!" he shouted.
"Well, you see…you thought I would betray my friends, didn't you Squidward?" Lauren joked.
"You stupid bitch! That tears it! I'm posting an article saying that the Ultimate Heroes must be killed by the death penalty!" Giannis threatened as he took the tablet away, only for Zoey's pistol swords to smash it into pieces.
"Grappling hook!" Zoey laughed.
"Get them" they launch one attack and Giannis is once again defeated.
"Damn you bastards!" Giannis grunted in defeat as cops arrived and arrested him.
"You're under arrest for fake news. You are going away for a long time" an officer said.
"We did it!" everyone hugs in unison.
"How did they know Giannis was going to hurt us?" Zoey asked.
"Oh I had a special talent" Lauren explained as we see her get getting the tablet, open an app, wrote an legitimate article saying that the previous articles are fake and Mr. E wants to apologize for any wrongdoing and vows to make sure the Mystery Pad app stays glitch free, plus separate legitimate and fake news. All of this was done…in slow motion.
"That's…interesting" Eddie said as everyone cheered.
"Ready to go home guys?" Steve asked.
"We sure are" Hayley said as the 16 friends share a group hug.
The next day, the friends and families of Quahog were leaving Langley Falls.
"I guess that's it then. It was fun while it lasted" Zoey smiled.
"We'll return someday" Meg smiled.
"We will. Hey Steve, we should have a cross-dressing event one day" Eddie suggested.
"That may be impossible now that Stacy exists as a human, but never say never" Steve said as the boys shook hands.
"So long losers" Axel waved goodbye as he, Meg, Eddie, Matt, Matthew, Dylan, and Cindy went to a boat, along with their families.
"Will we ever see each other again?" Mary asked Andy.
"We will. Trust me" Andy kissed her on the cheek as Mary blushed.
"Goodbye bestie!" Gwen hugged Mary and she hugs her back.
"We'll see each other soon" Mary added.
"Ugh! Get a room!" Stewie groaned as the friends from Quahog went back home.
"Is this the end…of the Ultimate Heroes?" Zoey asked.
"The name Ultimate Heroes may be gone for now, but our friendship will stay permanent. We will still have fun together again someday, but this is only the beginning" Steve said as he looks at a locket of him and his 15 friends (that includes his sister, brother-in-law, soon to be wife, and female look alike). Play His World by Crush 40 for this scene as we see a montage of photos of the 15 friends aka the Ultimate Heroes spending time together. They may not work as superheroes for the time being, but they will remain the best of friends.
The chapter ends with a letter being sent to Lauren's room.
"I think I love you, signed Ms. C" Lauren reads a letter from a mysterious secret admirer. Then she sends it back to the person and it reads 'I Love You Too'. A hand picks it up and it was…Natalie who smiles back.
End of Chapter
There you have it. This my friends is the end...of the chapter, not the story! There are still more adventures to come this season and next season. I hope you enjoyed Lauren's return to the show. This chapter was meant as a take-on of the South Park WikiLeaks episode, but I wanted to change some stuff a bit. So that's that. Will the Langley Falls friends reunite with the friends from Quahog again? As Steve said, never say never. Read and review, and see you next time.
P.S. should Natalie and Lauren date? Let me know yes or no. If yes, the shipping stays. If no, it's fine. Whatever you guys say :)