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The scene takes place at at TV studio called TMZ.
"Heeeey! This is TMZ! The show with all the news of celebrities! I'm Tommy!" a guy said.
"I'm Mindy!" a TMZ girl announced.
"And I'm Z! Actually I'm Adam, but it doesn't rhyme like the rest of my friends" Adam introduced himself as well.
"And we have our next trending topic, or should I say EXTREEEEME TOPIC! Hit it, Z!" Tommy ordered as Z presses the button of sirens and honks.
"We found out film director Eddie Walker is both directing AND starring Action Models in Langley Falls, where he played a female lingerie model" Mindy announced.
"Wait, a dude playing a chick?! No way!" Tommy pressed a button as it made more sirens and honks.
"Not only that, but super lingerie model Zoey Wilson is co-starring too! And seeing how close they are, they seem to have a thing!" Mindy added.
"Like a thing 'a thing' or 'a thing, I have an erection in my pants?" Z presses the audience laughing button.
"Whatever it is, I hope these two are single or I pity the loser who wasn't man enough for a tranny!" Mindy commented.
"And I pity the woman for not being hot enough for a tranny! And that's all, and don't forget to recycle...TO THE EXTREEEEME!" Tommy shouted.
Before this happened, I have to tell you this story.
The scene goes back to Helena's modeling agency. We see Zoey wearing lacy pink bra and panties as she is finishing up some poses.
"That's good Zoey. One more pose, and you are done" a photographer said.
"Great job Zoey!" Helena cheered.
"Thanks Helena" Zoey smiled as she puts on a pink bathrobe.
"Steve is such a lucky man to date someone like you" Helena commented.
"I know" Zoey giggled.
"Hi Mom. Hi Zoey" Eddie arrived.
"Hey Edward. What's up?" Zoey asked.
"Zo, how do you feel about starring in a movie?" Eddie asked.
"Oh really? Right away? I just went to the next level of my modeling career?" Zoey wondered.
"Yes, you are perfect to star in this action movie I'm directing and starring; it's called Action Models. We both play lingerie models saving the world from evil" Eddie explained.
"Let me guess: Emma is starring alongside with me right?" Zoey asked.
"Indeed! In fact, before you beat me to it, this is not outrageous!" Eddie grinned.
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"Damn it Walker! I'm going to kick your ass!" Stan shouted, off-screen.
"Sorry sir" Eddie apologized.
"Sure I love to star in it! Promise me one thing?" Zoey suggested.
"What's that?" Eddie asked.
"We don't kiss at anytime" Zoey answered.
"Deal!" Eddie agreed as the two friends shook hands.
The scene shifts back to TMZ.
"Later on, we are going to see if Ms. Wilson is cheating on her boyfriend Steve Smith with Eddie Walker" Tommy added.
"That's right! These two lovebirds have a thing for each other. The chemistry is great!" Mindy added.
"If these two don't tie the knot, I might as well jump off Mount Everest" Z added as the others laughed.
"We were able to caught up with Ms. Wilson after the filming of Action Models and here is how it happened" Mindy commented.
The scene shifts to Zoey going into her car.
"Hey Zoey, is it true that you and Steve have finally broken up?" TMZ Reporter 1 asked.
"No, what are you talking about?" Zoey asked.
"We're hearing rumors that you left him with a guy who likes dressing up as girl? Can you gives us more facts?" TMZ Reporter 2 asked.
"No! Leave me alone!" Zoey shouted.
"You and Eddie have fine chemistry together! For God's sake, you're both #1 on the Top 10 Hollywood couples! Surpassing John Krasinski and Emily Blunt! Don't tell me that you two don't have a thing" TMZ Reporter 3 added.
"Eddie is married! I'm engaged to Steve! Leave me alone already!" Zoey shouted as she flipped the bird, although it was obviously censored.
"Whoa! Did you see that?" Tommy added as we return back to TMZ.
"This is awesome! Zoey is hiding her infidelity from the public! This is going to be huge! Wait until her boyfriend hears about this! He is definitely going to dump her ass!" Z added.
"Stay tuned for more with ZoEddie after this!" Mindy announced as the TMZ logo pop ups.
The scene shifts to Zoey and Eddie, dressed as Emma, wearing black and white lingerie, respectively, shooting alien monsters.
"You are going down!" Eddie/Emma shouted.
"Hasta la Vista, bitch!" Zoey added as they take down the monsters.
"...and cut!" the assistant director shouted as the two heroes take a break.
"Eddie, are you sure people will find granny panties hot?" Zoey questioned.
"What do you have against the large undies?" Eddie/Emma wondered.
"Oh nothing. I just don't want people to think you're weird. That's all. I'm happy with whatever you wear, but I don't want you being teased for being an old lady" Zoey explained.
"It's fine. Don't worry about it. The lace in my bra makes up for it" Eddie/Emma said.
"Great!" Zoey smiled.
Moments later, we see Eddie and Zoey, both fully dressed, making some edits with the movie.
"We just need to make the trailer and we should be good" Eddie said.
"You're a great director, Edward" Zoey smiled.
"Thanks Zo" Eddie said.
"Hey kids, do you want some pizza?" Helena asked.
"Yes please" both said in unison.
"I wonder how the trailer will look like" Zoey wondered.
"It's something like this" Eddie added.
The scene goes black for a moment.
"In a world where hotness is evil's kryptonite" someone narrates as we see weapons being shot at various monsters.
"What happens when Victoria's Secret takes naughty to a whole new level?" the same narrator continues to comment as we see Zoey and Eddie/Emma modeling in fancy lingerie, only for a Megatron invading a fashion show.
"What should we do Tom?" Zoey asked.
"Like we always do Tam, we kick ass!" Eddie/Emma said as they take out guns from their bras and starts shooting the robot monster.
"Zoey Wilson and Emma Walker in...ACTION MODELS! Coming soon to a theater near you!" he concludes as the words ACTION MODELS pop up in the screen.
Later, we go back to TMZ.
"Action Models is going to released in theaters this week. As of right now, Eddie Walker has over 1 million followers on Twitter, and so is Ms. Zoey Wilson" Mindy talked to the audience.
"That's right! A tranny is going to make history as the most famous actor in the world!" Z announced.
(Loud alarm sound)
"Later on, we're going to see if their relationship is in the works!" Tommy added.
The next few days later, Zoey and her family, plus Eddie and his family, along with Meg, Gwen, and Amy, all appear for an advanced screening of Action Models.
"I wish Steve was here. I heard that he had to take Hayley to the doctor and couldn't make it" Zoey wondered.
We see Steve waiting at the hospital waiting room.
"How's my sister, Jeff?" Steve asked as Jeff arrived.
"Unfortunately, she's allergic to cauliflower. It make her vomit like crazy" Jeff explained. "I guess vegetarians don't like every vegetable, huh?"
"Is Mommy going to be okay?" Mary wondered.
"She will be sweetie" Steve pats her head.
Back at the screening, we see the movie, which also had Zoey and Eddie/Emma facing off robbers stealing money from banks.
"Watch this Tam!" Eddie/Emma shouted as s/he took off his/her bra and threw it at the robbers. They lusted over the undergarment, only for Zoey to attack them with her pistol sword.
"Take them away boys" Zoey ordered policemen as they arrested the robbers.
"Mommy, I can't see anything" Gwen said as she had on sunglasses.
"Sorry honey, but Daddy isn't wearing clothes" Meg commented.
The last scene shifts to Zoey and Eddie/Emma wearing exotic lingerie as they take down a giant dinosaur.
"Get him!" they both shouted as they attack the dinosaur with their weapons and they rescued a little girl who got kidnapped by the dinosaur.
"Thank you kind people!" the little girl smiled as the models have saved the world.
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(Applause)
"Great job guys!" Amy smiled.
"Thanks Amy" Zoey grinned as the women hugged.
"That was beautiful" said…Tommy from TMZ.
"Who are you?" Zoey asked.
"Tell me, are you guys officially dating? Did you guys f*ck already?" Mindy also appeared.
"What are you doing here?!" Eddie shouted.
"Come on! We want answers! Did you guys have sex already? Meg, did you know that Eddie is cheating on you with Zoey?" Z commented.
"Eddie would never cheat on me! Now go away!" Meg demanded.
"Meg, it's okay. We got this" Eddie said.
"Well, you see…RUN!" Mindy shouted as she, Z, and Tommy ran away.
"Get them!" Eddie shouted as he and Zoey ran to chase the crew from TMZ. As they ran out of the theater, the tabloid reports kept jumping really quick. Eddie goes over a fence just fine. However, as Zoey goes through…her black jeans were trapped by the wires.
"Oh crap!" Zoey shouted as her pink panties with hearts were fully shown as she tried to cover her underwear with her hands but had to quickly chase the tabloid reporters. Unfortunately, more tabloid reporters started taking pictures of the pantless Zoey.
"If you're not going to help, go to Hell!" she shouted as she ran with her hands covering her undies.
"Zoey, where are you…OH MY GOD! I'm sorry! I didn't see anything! I swear!" Eddie quickly covered his eyes as the two continue their search for them.
"Oh great! That means I have to stop them in my undies! This is a field day for the headliners!" Zoey blushed like crazy as she unfortunately tripped over a garbage can. A man looking outside smiled, but Zoey quickly grabbed the lid of the garbage can to cover her underwear. She grinned weirdly.
"You saw nothing!" she got up and ran. "Eddie, where are you?"
"Over here!" Eddie said as they saw the TMZ van driving away.
"Zoey, what are you going to do without pants? If Steve sees you like this, he'll sue you" Eddie joked.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Zoey asked as she uses the lid to cover herself once again.
"I mean Steve goes crazy when he sees you in your undies and if he sees you like this, he'll faint and Hayley may press charges. Trust me, that's me whenever Meg appears in her undies and I don't want Amy to sue her" Eddie explained.
"I have no idea what the f*ck you were talking about but don't worry about it" Zoey said.
Meanwhile, a mysterious hand appeared as it grabbed Zoey's pants.
"What the…?" a familiar voice wondered.
"I see them!" Eddie shouted as he and Zoey driving crazy!
"Watch this!" Zoey said as she found a motorcycle.
"Zoey, I should drive! I don't feel comfortable touching your hips, especially with you in your panties" Eddie suggested.
"You know, for a straight crossdresser, you got heart!" Zoey smiled as she lets Eddie drive as she rides on the back.
"Let's go!" Eddie suggested as the two went on the motorcycle and chased TMZ.
"This is great! Eddie and Zoey are testing their relationship! Let's see if these two love birds will stop us!" Mindy is reporting live on TV as the cameraman filmed the action.
Moments later, Eddie and Zoey arrived, but lost sight of them.
"Damn it, we lost them" Eddie complained.
"It's fine Eddie. How about this?" Zoey finds a barrel and quickly wears it.
"Oh great! The barrel as clothes cliche. What the hell, pen?" Eddie complained.
"Who?" Zoey asked.
"Nevermind. Let's keep finding them" Eddie said.
"You know what? Screw this! I'm already a model and covering my undies would make me a hypocrite" Zoey said as she removed the barrel from her body.
"Are you done?" Eddie quickly turned around.
"Hey guys!" it was…Steve who appeared out of nowhere.
"Hi Steve!" Zoey ran and hugged her soon to be husband.
"Hey Zoey. You chose not to wear pants today?" Steve joked as he was holding on to her pants.
"Very funny!" Zoey rolled her eyes.
"Hey Steve! There he is!" Eddie shouted as they see Z avoiding them.
"Oh crap!" Z quickly ran all the way to the top of the building.
"Watch this" Zoey said as she hopped up on the top of the cars before jumping and flipping onto the building. She easily defeats some of the security guards from TMZ with a few quick jabs. Two more guards arrive. She ducks a bullet and sweeps the first one, promptly dodges the second one's fire shot, and continues to climb the building. She makes it up to the top and defeats Z with a sliding kick. She soon grabs and threatens him with her fist in front of his face.
"You wouldn't dare?" Z asked as Zoey tied his hands together and uses her belt as a gag.
"Sorry, Z. You're my prisoner now" Zoey said as she slammed Z against the wall. "We've got Z! Now let's get out of here!"
"That's some girl" Eddie arrived as he and Steve appeared as well, but both ran and panted as well.
"Tell me about it. She did it without pants. Zoey, I'm sure your legs are cold, so here you go" Steve hands Zoey her black jeans back. She quickly puts them on.
"He's no prisoner, but let's get the rest of them" Zoey ordered after she buckled her belt in her pants.
"Just give me a minute" Steve said as he sat down, looking scared.
"What's wrong?" Eddie asked.
"He got a…" Zoey whispered something in his ear.
"(Laughs) just think about Sarah Jessica Parker" Eddie suggested.
"Much better" Steve smiled as he got up again.
"Let's go!" Zoey suggested.
Moments later, Tommy and Mindy arrived.
"More breaking news: Zoey is filing divorce from her boyfriend Steven Anita for the tramp Emma Walker! Even better news, Emma is going to cheat on his wife Meg Griffin with Zoey!" Tommy typed on his computer.
"This is brilliant! The biggest scandal in Hollywood history has arrived" Mindy added as Steve, Eddie, and Zoey arrived.
"You were saying?" Zoey questioned.
"Uh…well, you see…" Mindy…attacked Zoey with a cheap shot. She and Tommy ran from the studio.
"Watch this!" Eddie added as he and Steve separated and Eddie caught Mindy and Steve caught Tommy.
"No! What are you doing?" Tommy demanded.
"You apologize for attacking my girlfriend and my friend!" Steve demanded. "I love Zoey! Zoey loves me! Eddie loves Meg! Meg loves Eddie! You tell the world the truth or else I will delete every single article you guys posted permanently!"
"You wouldn't dare?!" Tommy growled.
"Zoey?" Steve ordered his fiancee as she starting deleting files from a computer.
"No please! Stop! Okay you win! We'll apologize to the people and we promise to leave you alone! Please stop!" Tommy begged as Steve, Zoey, and Eddie share a fist bump together.
Later, they leave the headquarters of TMZ.
"We did it guys! We'll never be bothered by the paparazzi ever again" Zoey said.
"Yep! I got to admit, you kicking ass in your underwear was like the most hottest and badass thing I've ever seen! I'm glad I married you!" Steve smiled as he kisses Zoey once again. The two do a French kiss together.
"Guys please!" Eddie begged as he covered his eyes.
"I wonder how the movie will do" Zoey wondered.
ONE WEEK LATER
"It bombed, but at least TMZ won't bother us ever again" Eddie said as he reads a newspaper, which saw Action Models open at #6 at the box office, thus being outside of the top 5.
"Damn, it's okay. At least we had fun" Zoey smiled.
"Yep. Plus the reviews aren't that great. We got a 19% Rotten rating from Rotten Tomatoes for its unnecessary excessive fanservice" Eddie explained.
"I guess Hollywood hates seeing women in undies. Oh well, it's their loss" Steve said.
"Well, I directed and starred in it, so it's technically my loss, but thank you Steve" Eddie added.
"I'm glad you guys are okay" Steve added. "Edward, thank you for not going crazy with Zoey being in her underwear. I really appreciate dude!" he hugs him.
"No problem dude. I would never take your future wife away from you. I'm married and I have a daughter already. There was no way in hell that I would be a negative example for my baby Gwen" Eddie smiled.
"Steve, you owe me a No Pants Day" Zoey giggled.
"Here!" Steve removed his pants, revealing his whitey tights.
"This is why I chose to wear panties instead!" Eddie said. "Speaking of which, have I told you I want to become Emma now?"
"Oh really?" both Steve and Zoey wondered in unison.
"Steve, please put your pants back on. I was just kidding around" Zoey ordered as Steve puts his pants on again.
"Fine" Steve answered.
"Yes. I feel stronger as a woman than a man. I'm telling you before anyone else know. I still want to think about it though" Eddie explained.
"That's fine. Take all the time you need, Ed" Steve smiled.
"What should we do now?" Eddie asked.
"I guess we should go play some soccer" Zoey suggested.
"I know what we should do" Stan arrived, out of nowhere.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Steve asked.
"Walker, I thought that word is banned!" Stan shouted.
"What word?" Eddie questioned.
"Don't play stupid, Walker. You said that o word and I hate it!" Stan explained.
"Oh you mean out…" Zoey was interrupted.
"Say it and you're being shifted to outer space like Jeff did, Ms. Wilson!" Stan snapped as he bend Eddie over his leg…and gave him a spanking.
"Mr. Smith, what the hell?!" Eddie shouted.
"Is this the new thing your dad is going to do?" Zoey asked.
"Probably" Steve giggled.
"Damn it all!" Eddie shouted as Stan continued his spanking.
(A/E Rarity92, I'm really sorry that this happened to Eddie, but I had to put it there because I thought that this would be hilarious. I can't help but laugh at this. Once again, I'm really sorry.)
End of Chapter
That's it, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Read and review, and avoid saying outrageous!
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Oh crap!
"You too!" Stan arrived, out of nowhere. He proceeds to give me a spanking.
"Wah! I don't deserve this! Read and review and see you next time! Ouch!" I whined.
"Plus that's for leaving me in my undies for half this chapter!" Zoey appeared as well.
"You wanted to be a lingerie model. I don't know why you're complaining" I said.
"You're right. Nevermind" Zoey giggled.
The End