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Before the story, here's a quick tribute.
"Hello everyone, before we get started, let's take a moment of silence to honor the late Stan Lee" Steve told the audience as he, Hayley, Jeff, Zoey, Mark, Adaline, Meg, Eddie, Cindy, Matt, Dylan, Axel, Matthew, Natalie, and Stacy all wore their superhero costumes as they surround each other in a circle. There was a moment of silence.
"Thank you" Steve said as everyone else raised their superhero weapons.
"Thank you Stan Lee" all said in unison.
Thank you Stan Lee for everything you have done to create Marvel a success. Rest in peace.
On with the story.
"Oh Christmas. That wonderful time of the year. The holiday between Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Some people have stories. Some have two million. Anyways, enjoy this one song that your boyfriend will love" Stan narrates as we see people doing some Christmas shopping.
(A/E I apologize for posting song lyrics, but I need these for the chapter in order for it to flow.)
Tonight I want all of you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight
A banner reads New Line Cinema presents.
"I'm afraid I got some bad news" Dr. Hartman told…a visibly pregnant Adaline.
"WHAT?!" Adaline panicked.
"I have to work on Christmas Day once again" Dr. Hartman explained as Adaline sighed in relief.
Don't care what they say
All the games they play
Nothing is enough
'Til they handle love (let's do it tonight)
"Are you ready for this?" Lauren asked Natalie as they are…decorating a tree.
"Let's do this" Natalie said as she hangs up tree ornaments.
"This really turns me on!" Lauren cheered as the ladies kiss under a mistletoe.
I want you tonight
I want you to stay
I want you tonight
"The countdown begins…now" Cindy said as she…sets an alarm for a project.
Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
The chorus part shows a montage of the characters appearing on the show, such as Steve Smith, Hayley Smith, Jeff Fischer, Zoey Wilson, Eddie Walker, Cindy Redmond, Natalie Clarkson, Mark Johnson, Adaline O'Brien, Lauren Frost, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Meg Griffin, Gwen Walker, Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Dylan Flannigan, Axel Everett, Matt Kennedy, Stacy Smith, Matthew Ryder, Connie D'amico, Klaus Heissler, Roger Smith, Chris Griffin, Amy Walker, Andy Griffin, Christy Griffin, and Emily Griffin.
American Dad PEN123 Presents: A Very Ultimate Heroes and Friends Christmas/New Years Special
"Stan, are you ready for your early Christmas present?" Francine arrived down the stairs as she removed her robe…in front of Roger.
"No but I'm ready for therapy" the alien said.
"Wait a minute, where the hell is Stan?!" Francine shouted as we see Stan…playing video games with Steve.
"Yes! I got the highest score! I kicked your butt son!" Stan cheered.
"Dad! The rules of golf is to get the lowest score!" Steve explained.
"Damn it! Well then, next game" Stan said as he picked up the controller.
COMING THIS DECEMBER…Oh wait! It's December already.
The scene shifts to Adaline in regular green pajamas waking up from her bed as she heads towards the bathroom.
(Vomiting)
"Adaline, do you need more Alka Seltzer?" Mark explained as he also wakes up and gets out of bed, only wearing black sweatpants. He puts on a white undershirt.
"I'm fine babe. Thank you" Adaline said, off-screen.
"Thanks for not farting during your pregnancy" Mark added.
"Mark, I need to confess something. Fairies like myself don't actually fart like you humans" Adaline explained.
"Say what?!" Mark shouted.
"We use burps as both belching and passing gas" Adaline explained.
"Then, how do you…" Mark was interrupted.
"Stop asking questions please!" Adaline begged as she resumes her vomiting.
"So much for anal!" Mark grumbled.
"What did you say?!" Adaline shouted.
"Nothing!" Mark answered nervously.
Meanwhile, we see Mary help Hayley and Jeff decorate the Christmas tree.
"Anything special happening at school Mary?" Jeff asked.
"My class is putting on a Christmas show and then we're having a party afterwards" Mary explained.
"That's great sweetie!" Hayley smiled.
Meanwhile, Eddie and Meg were wrapping presents.
"Eddie, are you excited for Christmas?" Meg asked.
"I sure am. Good thing we have a lot of money for being Ultimate Heroes. Presents costs a fortune" Eddie added.
"They sure are" Meg agreed.
Meanwhile, Dylan and Axel were window watching.
"Dylan, this is so boring! Why the hell did you suggest window watching?" Axel groaned.
"Because we need to observe to see what's hot and what's not" Dylan explained.
"Or we can go home and masturbate to…oh my GOD! I want this game!" Axel shouted as he sees Red Dead Redemption 2.
"Yeah, that costs a fortune. $60 for that game?" Dylan commented.
"Me wantee!" Axel looked out the window.
Meanwhile, Chris was finishing wrapping a present. Amy appears, wearing a bathrobe.
"Hey Chris, want to see your early Christmas present?" Amy asked in a seductive tone.
"Okay" Chris smiled.
"Here you go" Amy said as she removed her bathrobe, revealing her pink bra and matching bikini panties. She does a sexy pose in her underwear.
"Best Christmas ever!" Chris cheered as he makes out with his wife.
"Mommy, Andy farted and he wouldn't…OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?" Christy shouted as she and Andy appeared as they saw their mother in her underwear. Amy quickly puts on her robe.
"Uh…Santa is here?" Chris joked as the Seinfeld theme song plays.
Meanwhile, Mary is reading her lines for her play.
"Well, I want to be…a dentist!" Mary reads.
"A DENTIST?!" Jeff shouted as he was also reading his part as he is helping her practice.
"Daddy, why does Hermey want to be a dentist?" Mary asked.
"Well sweetie, I guess that every Christmas, people eat more sweets than Halloween, birthdays, and Fourth of July combined" Jeff explained.
"Oh really?" she asked.
"Yes. I don't blame Hermey one bit" Jeff said as he looks at the script again.
Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger hit the road…again.
"Roger, how many times do I have to tell you I don't want to get more chocolate candy?! We tried that on Valentine's Day and it failed miserable. I'm tired. All I want for Christmas is a sexy photo of Francine" Klaus whined.
"Quit your crying fish! I vowed to get every piece of Christmas candy in the whole wide world" Roger explained as he is driving a car. They stopped for gas.
"Hello, I would like your finest candy out here" Roger asked as the cashier gave him the candy.
"That would be $5" the cashier offered.
"Here you go" Roger pays him and he and Klaus leaves.
"Roger, what about…" Klaus asked.
"Already taken" Roger said as he puts money on a gas pump.
"You really want candy, don't you?" Klaus asked.
"I sure do fish. I sure do" Roger said.
Later, all the 15 Ultimate Heroes plus Lauren Frost gathered around the CIA for a meeting.
"Thank you all for coming" Eddie said.
"What seems to be the problem?" Hayley asked.
"Apparently, I've been struggling to give each and every one of you guys a present. Last year, I accidentally gave Axel a skirt for Christmas, which was meant for Zoey" Eddie explained.
"Yeah, that explained why you tried to make me gay" Axel crossed his arms, but Cindy shushed him.
"Eddie's right, you guys. I gave Steve a video game but for the wrong system. I'm really sorry" Meg apologized.
"That's okay Meg. At least Snot liked it, so it's all good. I agree with Edward. What should we do to fix this problem?" Steve wondered.
"Well, I was thinking that this year we write down our names and get just one present for that one person only. That was, we only save time and money" Eddie suggested.
"There goes my chance for a sexy photo of a hot girl for Christmas, but sure that works for me" Axel shrugged. Everyone else agreed in unison.
"Great. Gwen will hand you pencils and paper and start writing" Eddie said as Gwen passed each hero a piece of paper and a pencil.
"Thanks sweetie!" Meg smiled.
"You're welcome guys" Gwen leaves, smiling.
"Put them in the hat" Eddie suggested as each hero put the paper inside the hat.
"I got a good one" Cindy said.
"Me too" Matt said.
"I can ask Connie for help" Matthew added.
"Hey Eddie, can I ask you a question?" Zoey asked as she, Steve, Hayley, and Jeff were the last ones there.
"Sure" Eddie said.
"Are you taking moisturizer?" Zoey asked.
"Uh yes, why?" Eddie wondered.
"Eddie, your skin feels soft" Zoey said.
"And you smell like strawberries" Hayley added.
"Oh, I started using moisturizer and perfume" Eddie explained.
"I thought you only like dressing like a girl" Steve wondered.
"Well…after much consideration, I decided that for the next year…I'm gonna change my sex" Eddie announced.
"YOU WHAT?!" Team Smith shouted in unison.
"That's right, this will be my last year as a man. After that, Eddie Walker will be gone and Emma Walker will be born…for real" Eddie said.
"How did your family take it?" Hayley wondered.
"Surprisingly very well. Amy joked that I was always more like a sister than a brother. My mother fully supports it and my father told me he's proud of me. Emily was fine with it…as long I don't speak Dylan. My aunts were extremely happy and in a weekend visiting them, they spent a whole afternoon dressing me up with their old clothes" Eddie answered.
"What about Meg and your daughter Gwen?" Zoey asked.
"Oh boy, my two most important people in my life. Gwen actually liked it, saying she's happy to have 'Two Moms', but I told her she can still call me Daddy. I hope no SJW Extremist accuse her of trans-phobic. And as for Meg…that was the hardest one since she thought I was gonna abandon her. I told her that wasn't the case, blah, blah, blah. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Very tough months, but she didn't only accept it, but we had a lovely night where she was the man and I was the woman" Eddie answered.
"You naughty boy! I MEAN…Girl! I mean…" Jeff added.
"The point being said, I'm happy for you Eddie" Zoey hugs Eddie.
"I love you guys" Eddie smiled.
Later, he visits Mark and Adaline, who are decorating the tree.
"I'm proud of you dude, I mean dudette, I mean…" Mark said.
"What he means is that we're happy for you Eddie, I mean Emma, I mean…" Adaline added.
"Thanks guys!" Eddie smiled as he hugged both of them.
"I'm ready to do some shopping" Mark said.
"Me too babe" Adaline said.
"Thanks guys" Eddie smiled. "Now to tell the guy who gave me a spanking from the last chapter."
He later visits Stan and Francine.
"I know we had our issues, but whatever happens, I just want to say I'm proud of you Walker" Stan smiled as he offered a handshake.
"Thank you Mr. Smith" Eddie smiled as he shook hands with him.
"Eddie, Hayley is lucky to have a friend like you" Francine said as she hugs him.
"Thank you Mrs. Smith" Eddie said. "I wonder how everyone else is doing now."
Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey look around at a store.
"Zoey, you've know Natalie before her criminal past a couple years ago, please help me!" Steve begged. "What does she like and doesn't like?"
"First of all, stop getting a boner" Zoey commented.
"Oops sorry" Steve covers his crotch with his hands.
"(Laugh) made you look" Zoey teased.
"Ha ha, very funny, but I really need help though" Steve said.
"She really wants these" Zoey showed him a pair of high heel boots.
"Boots? Doesn't she have those already?" Steve questioned.
"The problem is that she has smelly feet. These control her foot odor problem. Trust me" Zoey explained.
"I don't believe it" Steve shook her head.
"Remember when all fifteen of us went camping" Zoey recalled.
(Flashback)
We see all the Ultimate Heroes sitting around a campfire.
"Oh man, it's getting late at night. Time to hit the hay" Natalie said as she removed one of her boots, releasing a green smelly cloud. Everyone got grossed out.
"What the hell, bitch?!" Axel covered his mouth.
"What?! I wear them except when I take my 10 minute showers and my 8 hours of sleep" Natalie explained.
"You mean you…" Cindy answered.
"I wear them almost all day long. They look cute" Natalie explained.
(Flashback Ends)
"I see" Steve said as Zoey grinned nervously.
"What does Mark like?" Zoey asked.
Later, Meg walks around looking at her phone.
"What does this person want for Christmas?" she asked.
(Ding dong)
Meg opens the door to reveal Emily Griffin.
"Emily, thank God you're here!" Meg said as she hugs her.
"Hi Meg. You wanted help to buy a present for someone?" Emily asked.
"Yes please. Now I would explain who my friends are, but you see, it's a really long recap, so here's a footage" Meg explained as we see a quick 30 second video of the beginnings of the Ultimate Heroes to Steve being trapped as Stacy to Stacy becoming human to the present.
"Wow. That's interesting" Emily said.
"Yes, so I need help. For the record, I don't plan on giving Stacy diapers. No offense" Meg said.
"None taken" Emily smiled.
"What would an alien girl who is now a human want?" Meg asked.
"To the store!" Emily cheered as they girls left.
Meanwhile, Lauren and Natalie visit Macy's.
"How do I remember this guy's name?" Lauren asked.
"Just remember it starts with D" Natalie explained.
"I got it. I need to buy a present for Doug" Lauren said.
"No it's…" Natalie corrected.
"Douglas"
"You already said Doug."
"Damien"
"No"
"Duncan"
"No"
"David, Daniel, Dominic, Diego, Drake, Dakota, Dean, Derek, Dale, Dennis, Dustin, Dexter, Donald, Drew, Donovan"
"No, no, no, no, there's a rapper named him, that's a girl's name, there's a wrestler with that name whose last name is Ambrose, there's an awesome dancer with that name whose last name is Hough, there's a King of the Hill character with that name, no, no, that's someone's name from a certain Cartoon Network show, worst name since that orange SOB became president, no, and no" Natalie said.
"I forgot already" Lauren shrugged.
"It's Dylan. Here, I can help" Natalie wrote on Lauren's arm.
"Where did you get this?" Lauren asked.
"From jail. I played tic tac toe in solitary confinement to kill boredom" Natalie explained.
"I see" Lauren said.
"Yeah" Natalie said.
Meanwhile, Matt looks for a spell that can make the perfect present for that person, but to no avail.
"Damn, this is harder than I thought it would be" Matt said. "That's it! I can make some…PUDDING!" he makes the face, just like Twilight Sparkle. However, the alicorn from Friendship is Magic appeared and hands him a letter. He reads it.
"Dear Princess Celestia, today I'm suing Matt Kennedy for copyright infringement. The pudding face is meant for me to use only" we hear her voice as Matt reads it.
"God damn it!" he cursed.
"Matt, are you okay?" Katie Rose appeared.
"No I'm being sued for copyright infringement and I can't think of a present to give to my friend" Matt explained.
"Want me to cheer you up?" Katie suggested.
"How?" Matt asked.
"Like this?' Katie offered as she dropped her shorts down, revealing her white panties.
"Thanks babe. I feel much better" Matt smiled.
"Mommy, I have a pimple…OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!" Rosie appeared as she panicked when she saw her mom in her underwear. Katie quickly pulled her shorts back up.
"Uh…Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was here?" Matt joked as the Seinfeld theme song played once again.
Meanwhile, Matthew finished finding his present.
"I did it!" he cheered.
"Daddy, can you help me with this painting I made for mommy?" Jaina appeared.
"Sure sweetie" Matthew smiled as he helps her.
"Thanks Daddy!" Jaina left.
"Matthew, are you finished?" Connie appeared as the couple make out with each other.
"I sure have" Matthew makes out with her.
"For an angel, you are 10 times sexier" Connie flirted.
"What should we do?" Matthew asked.
"I was thinking…" Connie said as she removed her shirt, revealing her pink bra.
"Oh hell yes!" Matthew cheered as he removed his shirt as well.
"Daddy, does Mommy like…?" Jaina froze for a moment as Connie's pants were pooled around her ankles, revealing her pink panties.
"Uh…Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?" Matthew joked as the Seinfeld theme song plays once again.
As the days go by, all the heroes frantically searched for the present.
"What should I get him/her?" the screen splits in 16 squares as each hero searches for something worthy of a perfect present.
"Emily, this is hard. I don't know what to get her" Meg complained.
"Meg, it's okay. Just get her something she would like to wear. That will help" Emily said.
"You know what? You are right. Thanks for the idea" Meg smiled.
"Mark, are you sure that my present will be liked?" Adaline asked.
"I'm sure that it's fine" Mark said. "Man, you have no idea how much time we spent shopping."
We see them throwing everything on the ground at a huge mall.
"Clean up on aisle 15" someone announced on the intercom.
Later, we see Hayley and Jeff attending Mary's play.
Mary:
Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a bit
You can't fire me
I quit!
See, I don't fit!
"Wow, she's pretty good!" Jeff whispered.
"She is" Hayley agreed.
Later on, the play is finished.
Mary and her classmates:
Christmas is saved
Once again...
(Applause)
The audience gave a huge standing ovation as Mary and her class bowed as the curtain closed.
"That was wonderful sweetie!" Hayley cheered as she picks up Mary.
"I love you sweetie!" Jeff cheered as well.
"Thanks Mommy and Daddy!" Mary smiled.
"Hey guys, how would you like to join us for the class party?" Colleen offered.
"We love to" Hayley and Jeff said in unison.
Moments later, we see Mary and her classmates eating pizza, cake, cookies, and candy. Hayley and Jeff eat with them as well.
"Our childhood is back, babe" Jeff said.
"You bet babe" Hayley agreed as she finished eating a slice.
"Okay guys, let's clean up. It's time to go home now. Thank Mr. and Mrs. Smith-Fischer for stopping by" Colleen said as the classmates thank them.
"Your parents eat like fatasses" Tiana teased.
"I'll show you fatass!" Jeff shouted as she…spanked her with a belt.
"Jeff stop!" Hayley begged, but it was…just a fantasy as the scene is still at the class party.
"Yeah" Jeff laughed.
"Okay guys, let's clean up. It's time to go home now. Thank Mr. and Mrs. Smith-Fischer for stopping by" Colleen said as the classmates thank them.
"Your parents eat like fatasses" Tiana teased.
"Oh yeah…" Jeff got up, but Mary stopped him.
"I got this!" Mary winked as she hits Tiana with a cupcake on her face.
"Oh yeah?" Tiana hits Mary with a cookie.
"Food fight!" the classmates shouted as they threw food at each other.
"Guys, stop it right now!" Colleen shouted, but Jeff…threw candy at her face.
"Oh yeah?" Colleen threw…food at Hayley and Jeff and the class held a food fight. Moments later, they all cleaned up.
"Sorry guys" Tiana and Mary apologized.
"That's okay. Thank you all for coming. See you in January" Colleen smiled as everyone went home. Hayley, Jeff, and Mary were the lasts one still in the classroom.
"I need to go to the bathroom to wash up. I'll be back" Mary said as she left.
"Did you…" Jeff asked.
"Yes, I got him the present he wanted for Christmas" Hayley answered.
"Me too. Should we…?" Jeff asked in a seductive tone.
"I guess so" Hayley said as she…dropped her pants, revealing her black bikini panties. Jeff lowered down his pants to reveal his whitey tights.
"Mommy, Daddy, Tiana spilled juice on my…WHAT'S GOING ON!?" Mary panicked as her parents quickly pulled their pants up.
"Uh…Frosty the Snowman was here?" Hayley said nervously as once again the Seinfeld theme song plays again.
The following day, all the Ultimate Heroes plus their families, Lauren Frost, Colleen, and friends appear for a special celebration.
"Thank you all for coming. We're here today to celebrate the legacy of a true friend. A friend that will be gone but return as someone else. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Edward Leonard Walker!" Meg announced as Eddie appeared in a tuxedo.
(Applause)
"Thank you all for coming. I know you guys heard that I will be a woman starting in the next year. To show everything about how much I appreciate you all, here's a little something I like to call memory lane" Eddie announced as there is a montage of Eddie Walker as Eddie Walker. Play the entirety of His World by Crush 40 for this part. One scene had Eddie arriving to Quahog for the first time. Another was him becoming the best soccer player ever. More scenes included him becoming Meg's boyfriend, him dressing up as Emma for the very first time, him fighting and defeating Sarah Stone, him cheering when Chris and Amy became a couple, him reuniting with his father Frank, him celebrating Christmas with his family and hearing Aunt Maggie with her kidding farts, him going to a resort, multiple movie parody scenes, him joining the Ultimate Heroes, him fighting Victor Creed, him and the Ultimate Heroes saving the world, and the last moments are the present.
(Loud applause)
"THANK YOU EDDIE! (Clap clap clap clap clap) THANK YOU EDDIE! (Clap clap clap clap clap) THANK YOU EDDIE! (Clap clap clap clap clap) THANK YOU EDDIE! (Clap clap clap clap clap)" everyone shouted and clapped.
"I love you all!" Eddie teared up as every hero gave him a group hug.
"Friends forever?" he asked.
"Friends forever!" the rest shouted in unison.
The screen fades to black with the words CHRISTMAS DAY pop up.
We see the Smiths opening their presents.
"This is the best Christmas ever!" Steve cheered as his gift was Let's Go Pikachu game from Hayley. "Thank you sis!"
"Anytime little brother" Hayley hugs him.
"What did Dylan gave you?" Steve asked.
"Just what I need" Hayley smiled as her gift was a huge collection of her headbands. "What did you give to Natalie?"
"Something Zoey said that her cousin really needs" Steve answered as the scene shifts to Natalie's house, as she wears pink pajamas.
"Steve, you are the best!" Natalie choked up as she received a pair of high heeled boots. "My size too!" she puts them on.
"That's great. Let's see what I got" Lauren wondered as she opens her present.
"This is so cute! I love it!" Lauren smiled as she puts on a unicorn onesie. "Matthew Ryder, you are the best!"
Moments later, we see Matthew opening his present.
"Jeffrey, you are one cool guy!" Matthew smiled as he got a cape that resembles his, but it's purple. He puts it on.
"I look badass, don't I Connie?" Matthew asked.
"Sure whatever" Connie laughed.
"I love everything" Matthew said as they kiss together.
Moments later, the scene shifts to the Griffins house.
"Just what I want! Thank you Stacy!" Eddie teared up as he got a pair of large lace white granny panties.
"Thank goodness that Adaline is such a good friend" Meg smiled as she received a $100 gift card for Barnes and Noble bookstore.
"Do you think Stacy likes her gift?" Emily asked as she opens her gift, which was an outfit that lets her hide her condition, so that she feels comfortable dressing up normal instead of relying on wearing dresses all the time.
"Well…" Meg wondered as we see Stacy opening her gift to reveal a cute short dress.
"Thank you Meg!" Stacy smiles as she puts on the dress right away.
The scene shifts to Mark's house. We see Mark opening a present.
"Oh come on! Why is it that everything I get a gift from a girl, I blush and I'm dating Adaline?" Mark's face turns red after receiving an army vest from Zoey. "I love this!"
"Great Mark! Axel is awesome! He gave me just what I wanted" Adaline received a baby mobile.
"So cute!" Mark laughed.
"What did you send Jeff?" Adaline asked.
"Something Jeff needs" Mark answered as we see Jeff getting…a huge collection of fishing hats!
"This is awesome!" Jeff cheered up and down. "Thanks Marcus!"
"Is that even his real name?" Hayley asked.
"I don't know" Jeff answered as he shrugged and puts on one of the hats.
The scene shifts to Zoey's house. We see her opening an envelope.
"Cindy, you are the best!" Zoey opens her present to reveal…a $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret.
The scene shifts to Cindy's place.
"Thank you Matt" Cindy smiled as she received an order of plutonium. She starts crying.
"Cindy, are you crying?" 'D' asked as he appeared.
"Yes, but it's because of the plutonium" Cindy answered.
"That's funny. It doesn't make me cry" 'D' added.
"Oh okay, but please don't tell anyone" Cindy begged.
"Your secret is safe with me" 'D' left smiling.
We now to go Matt's house.
"You are the best…Emma and Eddie" Matt smiled as he got a special spell book for his present.
Then, we go to Dylan's house, where he and Axel are opening their presents.
"Natalie, you are awesome. You are not so bad after all" Axel smiled as he got a copy of Red Dead Redemption 2.
"Thank you Lauren, I mean Twilight, I mean…" Dylan smiled as he got a race car with a remote control. He starts playing with it.
"BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!" everyone in this special all shouted in unison.
"And so everyone lived happily ever after" someone narrated as the screen reads MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR'S.
End of Chapter
Okay guys. I hoped you enjoyed it. Now I have some explaining to do. As you can see, my job at a school has drained my energy and confidence and ability to write. Sorry for the monthly delays with the chapters. I know that I am stuck in the same season for about 3 years now. My New Year's Resolution is to finish this season and start the next season. Okay, I need to come clean. Next season is officially going to be the last season ever. When I started writing The Book of Secret Arts, my creative writing was out of this world, meaning I did not want to stop writing. I wanted to keep going and going. However, as time goes by, my creativity has gone up in smokes. My first year writing I was hyperactive on my keyboard on my laptop. I just typed and typed and typed. Now, I spend more time staring at a blank computer screen. This never happened when I wrote TBOSA or the first three seasons of my stories or Mockingbird or Legacy. Now, this has been a problem with me lately. I don't want to blame my job, but it's hard balancing a job and time for myself and time for writing. Guys, I hate to say it, but I'm feeling old now. Anyways, that's all I got to say. I wanted to write more, but it was a long process. I wanted to get this out of the way so that I can enjoy the holidays. Don't worry. There will be more chapters soon. Like I said, I want to finish this season and start and finish the final season. That is all. Thank you for reading. Read and review, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's.
P.S. The Seinfeld theme song is from a meme, when someone does something awkward or there's something awkward happening and the theme song plays right away. An example came from "Go Stewie Go" where Lois said "uh, rape?". Yes that scene upset me, but I like how the Seinfeld theme song played and so I did some research and the song is used as a meme. That's all. Thank you!