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The scene takes place, where Mark is giving Adaline a sponge bath.
(A/E We only see up to Adaline's shoulders, you perverts. XD)
"Mark, you really didn't have to do this" Adaline said.
"It's fine babe. I love taking care of my most beautiful girlfriend. Can I tell you something?" Mark asked.
"Sure" Adaline answered.
"I've never dated anyone in my entire life, until the day I met you" Mark explained.
"Aww, that's so nice" Adaline smiled.
"Once again, I'm deeply sorry for breaking up with you the first time. I promise that I will be over 1000% committed to staying with you and maintaining a strong relationship with you. Steve has Zoey, Jeff married Hayley, heck, even Natalie and Lauren are dating, but both are women. The point is, I love you and I vow to take care of you" Mark said.
"Thank you Mark" Adaline said as they kiss each other.
Moments later, they are eating pizza together, both are reading the book "Everybody Poops" together, then both got into bed together in their pajamas.
"Adaline, I love you" Mark whispered.
"I love you too Mark. Want to sleep in our undies only?" Adaline asked in a seductive tone.
"Yes please" Mark grinned happily as he removed his pajama pants, revealing his white briefs.
(A/E Yes Mark told me he wants to transition to wearing whitey tights for the remainder of his time in my fanfiction to pleasure his girlfriend.)
"I'll take my pants off…after I had the babies! Goodnight!" Adaline slept right away.
"Oh come on!" Mark groaned to himself. "Unless…naw, I can wait" he puts his pants back on and goes to sleep.
Meanwhile, we see Zoey looking inside Victoria's Secret.
"Which one should I get?" she asked herself as she sees a variety of panties. However, she starts feeling dizzy.
"Oh man, this is too much! There are so many to choose from. I don't know what to pick or wear" Zoey suddenly collapsed as the screen fades.
"Are you okay?" a female familiar voice is heard.
"Hayley, is that you?" we are in Zoey's point of view as her eyes open as we see…Emily Griffin.
"Nope, just Emily Griffin" Emily introduced herself.
"Oh hi. You must be Meg's sister. I'm Zoey Wilson. It's nice to meet you" Zoey smiled as the camera shifts back to the normal third point of view. The girls share a hug.
"I noticed that you got overwhelmed at the panties and I was like oh no you need help" Emily explained.
"I'm fine. Thank you. Anyways, what brings you here?" Zoey wondered.
"I'm looking for a cute bra" Emily answered.
"Oh okay. You don't want to get…oh wait, your condition. Emily, I'm so sorry that you had to wear the undergarments the rest of your life" Zoey apologized. "Meg told me about it."
"That's okay. Thank you Zoey" Emily smiled.
"Come on. We have a lot to do today" Zoey said as the girls did their shopping.
The next few days, things are looking peaceful at Mark's house, as he is washing the dishes while his girlfriend was throwing out the garbage, until…
"Mark! I think my water broke!" Adaline shouted.
"Adaline, it's fine (sniffs) oh crap! Let's go to the hospital!" Mark declared.
"We have no car. Your mom took it to pick up her girlfriend from the dentist" Adaline added.
"Okay then, uh…." Mark wondered as we see him…driving Jeff's van.
"Damn, it stinks like weed in here. How the hell is Jeff still smoking so much weed yet he has a baby girl already?" Mark wondered.
"Never mind that! Are we there yet?!" Adaline asked as she panicked like crazy. "Here, use some Febreeze!" she sprays some inside the van.
"We're here now!" Mark said as they arrived at the hospital.
Later, we hear Adaline screaming outside the hospital.
"Push Adaline push!" the doctor ordered as Adaline is feeling the contractions.
"OH MY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!" Adaline hollowered.
"Babe, you can do it! I believe in you!" Mark encouraged her as then suddenly, a noise was heard.
(Baby crying)
"Congratulations, it's a…" the doctor said.
"IT'S A WHAT?!" both Mark and Adaline asked in unison.
"Actually, I have no idea. Ma'am, there are more than just one baby" the doctor answered.
"Oh God, are we having twins?!" Mark wondered.
"Triplets, no wait quadruplets, no wait…" the doctor answered.
The SpongeBob title card reads So Much Later That The Old Narrator Was Tired of Waiting and We Had to Hire a New One.
"Oh my God, I've never seen anything like this. Ma'am, you gave birth to…1000 tiny babies" the doctor said as both Mark and Adaline…fainted.
Moments later, the couple are at the rest area.
"I don't understand. How in the world did we have so many kids?" Adaline wondered.
"Well, you see…" Mark recalled as the following is shown in flashbacks. First we see Mark kissing Adaline as she wore nothing but a white tank top and dark pink panties. However, Mark takes out a condom. The next scene shifts to Mark and Adaline preparing to take a shower together. They remove their towels, but we only see up to their necks. They kiss inside, but Adaline slipped and both her and Mark fell on the ground.
"Oh God! I'm bleeding!" Mark screamed.
The next scene shifts to Mark wearing only small blue briefs as Adaline enters while removing her robe to reveal her purple bra and panties with pink lace and they make out in the bed like crazy.
"Oh crap! I forgot the condom!" Mark panicked.
"Don't worry. What's the worst that could happen?" Adaline asked as she attempts to remove her bra.
"You're right" Mark smiled.
The scene shifts to the present where Mark and Adaline start to cry like crazy.
"I'm sorry Adaline! It's all my fault! My hormones got the best of me!" Mark teared up.
"I'm so sorry Mark! I should have been paying attention to my body!" Adaline cried as well.
"Perhaps I can help" it was…Roger disguised as Dr. Penguin.
"Dr. Penguin?! What are you doing here?" Mark asked.
"You mean Roger?" Adaline asked.
"Adaline, please" Mark said.
"Well, you see, I'm no fairy, but I know a lot about non human beings. You see, a fairy like you Adaline gave birth to 1000 kids yes?" Roger asked.
"Yeah" Adaline answered.
"However, it's normal because the fairies are small and every 500 fairies equal one healthy newborn human child" Roger explained as he showed them a chart.
"But I was born as an only child" Adaline rebutted.
"However, here me out. Your dad is fully human and your mom is a fairy, yes? Since there is a 50/50 chance that you will either be born fully fairy, half-human or half-fairy, or fully human, you however were the 50/50" Roger explained.
"I still don't understand" Adaline shook her head.
"Since you did it with Mark, you were either going to have a human baby or fairy babies. It was one way or the other" Roger said.
"I guess. So where are our children then?" Adaline asked.
"Right here" Roger said as the fairies were in their hospital beds, sleeping peacefully.
"Aren't they beautiful?" Adaline teared up.
"They sure are" Mark kissed his girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Zoey shows Emily her bedroom.
"Here is where I have my costume. As you can see, I'm Black Saxton, an Ultimate Hero" Zoey explained.
"Here you see are my photos for my underwear modeling career" she shows her photographs.
"Wow, you did a lot huh?" Emily asked.
"I sure did" Zoey giggled.
"What's this?" Emily sees an unusual photo.
"Emily, you see…" Zoey was about to explain.
"You…were hideous?!" Emily questioned in a surprised tone.
"Yes, I was ugly when I was young. I played soccer and then I lost all that weight, had healthy looking teeth, grew this beautiful hair, and now here I am now" Zoey explained in a rapid tone.
"Wow! That's awesome!" Emily cheered.
"You really think so?" Zoey questioned.
"Yes! I never knew you love soccer. I wish I was good at a sport" Emily said. "However, my medical condition has limited my ability to play sports."
"I can help you if you want" Zoey suggested.
"How?" Emily asked.
"Just leave everything to me" Zoey winked.
The next scene shifts to Mark and Adaline arriving home, while Adaline using a baby carriage for the 1000 fairies.
"Oh man, how many baby bottles do we have?" Mark panicked.
"I don't know. Maybe I can find something to help out. Plus we need diapers and toys and cribs and all the other crap first time moms need" Adaline said.
"You said that you don't fart or poop…oh wait, my genetics may have inherited into one or some or all the babies. Nevermind, let's find some diapers" Mark said as he found a pack of Huggies diapers.
"Mark, the diapers are way too big" Adaline said.
"But they are a size small" Mark said.
"Mark, these diapers carry 500 fairies at a time" Adaline explained.
"Oh f*ck!" Mark cursed as the fairy babies started crying.
"Gah!" Mark pulled his hair in frustration.
"Mark, it's okay. Watch this" Adaline said as she whistled a peaceful tone and the babies calmed down.
"How did you…?" Mark wondered.
"That's how my mom took care of me when I was a baby" Adaline explained.
(Flashback)
We see Queen Vinavi holding on to a crying baby Adaline (wearing only a diaper), as her daughter was squirming around. Then she whistled the same tune and baby Adaline stopped crying, then laughed, and then went to sleep.
"There sweetie. Your nightmare is gone" Queen Vinavi whispered.
(Flashback Ends)
"Wow! What about the diapers and all that stuff?" Mark wondered.
"Let me show you" Adaline said as she creates a spell that creates packages of fairy diapers, fairy cribs, fairy bottles with formula, fairy toys, and fairy clothes.
"There. All done" Adaline smiled.
"Wow. I wish I could have helped though" Mark said.
"Being with me is all I need" Adaline said.
"That's great. I need some fresh air. I'll be back" Mark said as he stepped out for a bit.
"Mark wait, tell Steve and the others about our kids" Adaline suggested.
"Will do" Mark answered.
Later, we see Steve, Hayley, and Mark watching TV in the Smith living room.
"Congratulations on your babies Mark!" Hayley cheered.
"Yeah dude, congratulations!" Steve said.
"Thanks guys, but it's nothing to be extremely excited about. However, I vow to be a good dad to them. Adaline wants to be with the kids herself for now, but I will help her out in any way I can" Mark said. "Where is Zoey anyways?"
"She's with Emily Griffin, the girl who wears a diaper" Steve answered.
"Is she a baby?" Mark asked.
"It's Meg's sister who had a terrible accident with drunk guys that forced her to be incontinent for the rest of her life" Hayley explained. "Meg told me, but she's really nice."
"That's great. I'm deeply sorry for Emily" Mark apologized.
"It's okay Mark. How did it look Adaline's giving birth to 1,000 miniature fairies?" Hayley asked.
"Have you ever seen a seahorse giving birth?" Mark questioned.
"Yes, I always watch Animal Planet" Hayley answered.
"Exactly like that!" Mark added.
"Excuse me, I'm going to puke" Steve went upstairs to the bathroom.
"Yeah, I was shocked as hell when Adaline gave birth to the babies. I wouldn't mind having twins, but 1000 babies is a lot Hayley" Mark said.
"Mark, I know that fatherhood is hard, but you can do it. Look at me and Jeff when we took care of Mary. Yes it was hard being parents for the first time, but eventually, it was worth it and we are raising a well behaved child" Hayley said.
"Where is Mary anyways?" Mark asked.
"She's in her room. If you need help, Mary is the one to help you out" Hayley explained as Mark went up to Mary's room as she is playing…Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
"Take that Candy! Zero Suit Samus just kicked Princess Peach's butt!" Mary taunted on her phone.
"Rematch?" Candy's voice is heard on the phone.
"Later, Uncle Mark is here" Mary said as Mark sat down. "Hi Uncle Mark. What's new?"
"Hey Mary. I need your help. How am I supposed to be a good dad with 1000 fairies?" Mark asked.
"Oh my God, Adaline had her babies already? Can I go see them?" Mary asked as later, the Smith family came to see the 1000 fairies.
"They look so cute!" Francine cooed.
"I wish I had a fairy baby" Klaus said.
"Sure fish" Roger rolled his eyes.
"How much sex did you and Adaline had?" Steve asked.
"We had some sex" Mark answered.
"Well, that's a lot of college money you guys are paying for" Stan said.
"Dad, they're not human. I don't know if they will allow fairies in college" Hayley said. "No offense Adaline."
"None taken" Adaline winked.
"Now Mark, let's do your training" Mary said as they went inside a room.
"When a baby needs a diaper change, sniff first then change later" Mary said.
"Let's see…" Mark sniffed Mary's diaper.
"Oh come on!" he groaned as he proceeds to change her diaper.
"Good job Mark! I think you got this" Mary said after Mark finished changing her. "We have plenty more to do."
We see Mark playing hopscotch with Mary, feeding her with a baby bottle, giving her a bath, and reading her a story for bedtime. All this was done with the Rocky theme song.
"Next time, play something less sporty" Mary said.
"My bad" Mark apologized.
Meanwhile, we see Zoey designing a sporting outfit for Emily to hide her undergarment.
"Perfect!" she gives her a tank top with a medium size skirt which has shorts attached inside the skirt.
"Wow, this looks amazing! How did you do it?" Emily asked.
"I had some assistance" Zoey recalled as we see a flashback of Zoey taking sewing lessons with Rarity from My Little Pony.
"Excellent, my dear. Soon, you would be a fashion designer in no time" Rarity said.
"Oh man, you make this look easy" Zoey said.
"How do I look?" Emily asked as she wears her outfit.
"Wow! You look really badass! However, where's your diaper?" Zoey asked.
"Huh?!" Emily asked.
"You see, with that outfit, nobody can tell" Zoey smiled.
"Good!" Emily grinned as she hugs her.
"Of course, you need to change first" Zoey sniffed. "No offense."
"None taken. Thanks for the reminder" Emily said as she left.
A few days later, Mark visits Adaline again, only to see…flying fairies everywhere!
"What the…they're not babies anymore?!" Mark panicked.
"No, you see? They age within a few days already" Adaline explained as the fairies look grown up.
"Oh f*ck! There's a lot of birthdays to have" Mark said.
"Hi Daddy!" all the fairies said in unison.
"I'm Lily 1. I'm the leader of the group. I came out of Mom first" Lily 1 said.
"I'm Lily 2. I'm first two times" Lily 2 introduced herself.
"You're poop. You know that" Lily 1 teased.
"Screw you 1!" Lily 2 snapped.
"Call me the luckiest fairy ever" Lily 7 said.
"Oh no! I forgot my name!" Lily 13 said as 7 whispered. "Lily 13 is my name."
"I'm 34 and I love having sex!" Lily 34 said.
"Call me 63. Want to see my wang?" Lily 63 said as she has a male voice.
"I'm Lily 64 but I'm playing Pokemon" Lily 64 said as she plays a handheld video game system. "I'm 101. Woof woof" Lily 101 barked.
"I'm 127. I love going on a hike!" Lily 127 introduced as she holds a toy dog..
"I'm 300. Fight the world!" Lily 300 raised her weapon.
"I'm 420. Yo, how high are you?" Lily 420 laughs as her eyes are red and pink.
"Call me 666. I believe in the Devil. He is real to us!" Lily 666 introduced herself.
"Nice to meet you kids" Mark smiled as all the fairies gathered around him.
"Mark, they love you" Adaline said.
"I know they do" Mark said. "So wait, how in the world can they talk…okay you know what? Since all of us are cartoon characters, this only makes sense then."
"He's right, you know" another Mark Johnson appeared as he walks away. Both the real Mark, the fairies, and Adaline stare at him in blank.
"Oh man, how am I supposed to be a good dad? What am I going to do?" Mark thought to himself.
"Girls, I have an announcement!" Mark said as the fairies surround him.
"Yes daddy?" the fairies asked.
"I vow to take care of you, raise you, love you, and nurture you, but first, I need to do the right thing" Mark said as he went to Adaline…and proposed to her.
"Adaline Jane o'Brien, you have been the love of my life. I want to spent the rest of my life with you and the kids. Will you be my future wife?" Mark asked as he opens a ring box.
"Yes Mark Johnson, I will be your future wife you!" Adaline teared up as Mark puts a ring on her left hand.
"However, with money being tight now and Steve is somewhat planning a wedding for him and Zoey, is it okay if we wait for the right time for our wedding?" Mark asked.
"That's fine. I'm in no hurry to have a wedding. As long as you are here with me, we will always be together" Adaline said as they share a romantic kiss together.
"Yay!" the fairies cheered.
"Hey kids! Want to go to Chuck E. Cheese?" Mark asked.
"Yes!" they all cheered as they went with Mark.
"But they're not…oh well. I am craving for some pizza" Adaline giggled as she went with them.
Later, we see Zoey and Emily playing soccer at the park.
"Wow, you make this less harder than I thought" Emily said.
"I've played it since I was a kid" Zoey added.
"Watch this" Emily said as she made a powerful kick, only for someone to see the ball and take it.
"Finders keepers losers!" he taunted.
"Damn it! Come on Emily, let's go!" Zoey said.
"I can't run that well!" Emily complained. "My undergarment makes it impossible."
"That's okay. I can get him. If he sees him, just give him a roundhouse kick" Zoey ordered as she chased after him, only for her to trip on a rock and twist her ankle.
"Ouch! My ankle! Damn it!" Zoey cursed. "Emily, go get him."
"I can't run!" Emily panicked.
"Emily, you can do it! Remember what I taught you? I believe in you" Zoey encouraged as she holds on to her injured leg.
"Here goes nothing" Emily said as she ran towards the ball thief. However, she ran like a gazelle.
"I knew she could do it" Zoey smiled.
With a blink of an eye, Emily was able to catch the thief and then…kick him in the groin.
"You leave our property alone!" Emily shouted.
"Yes ma'am!" he ran away, crying. Emily gets the ball back.
"You did it!" Zoey cheered as she wears a knee brace on her injured left leg.
"Thank you so much Zoey! I knew I could do it. However, did I just stopped him?" Emily wondered.
"Yes you did. Emily Griffin, you really can do anything. Nothing will stop you now" Zoey said.
"You know what? You're pretty cool. You've been an awesome friend. I will be leaving soon. Will we ever see each other again?" Emily asked.
"We will" Zoey smiled.
"Thanks for not insulting me about my condition" Emily teared up. "Everyone else that I've met has insulted me."
"Don't worry. Here, I want to give you this" Zoey gives her…a pistol sword.
"Your superhero weapon? Zoey, I can't" Emily said.
"Go ahead. I have a lot of those" Zoey smiled. "Just a little something if anyone lifts your dress to expose your undergarment."
"You're the best! Meg was right about you! Thank you!" Emily hugs her once again. "I have to go now. Take care and congratulations on your engagement to Steve."
"Bye Emily. You're awesome" Zoey said.
The last scene shifts to Steve playing his Nintendo Switch in his bedroom. Zoey enters.
"How was Emily?" Steve asked.
"She was really nice" Zoey said.
"That's great Zoey. Were you able to see Mark's and Adaline's…?" Steve was about to ask.
"Yes, the babies, well technically fairy kids now. Adaline sent me an Instagram photo and she and Mark had 1000 fairies. Don't worry. We are both humans and we won't have 1000 kids" Zoey snuggled with Steve.
"You promise?" Steve questioned.
"I promise" Zoey said.
"Are you still wearing panties at least?" Steve questioned.
"Of course. I always do and will do for the rest of my life. Steve, Emily told me to never wear diapers at all even though she wears them. She told me to always wear whatever I like. I know she told me that there were others who tried wearing a diaper. She told me don't do it if I don't want to and I respect her decision. All that matters is that we have each other's back" Zoey answered. "I will honor her statement."
"That's good" Steve said as he kissed her.
"Everybody is doing well, I'm sure" Zoey said as we see Mark, Adaline, and the fairies sleeping peacefully together as the scene fades to black.
We see Eddie Walker entering Matt's house.
"I'm ready" Eddie said as he enters.
To Be Continued…
There you go, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Read and review and see you next time. What is going to happen to Eddie? Stay tuned!