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The scene starts off at the CIA. Stan and Bullock encounter some usual stuff outside.
"Sir what is this?" Stan asked.
"Why Smith, I've never seen anything like this before. Could this be the ticket to my retirement?" Bullock wondered.
"Sir, what about my retirement?" Stan asked.
"Smith, you're not even that old" Bullock said.
"I have a granddaughter!" Stan snapped.
"Sure you do. Anyways, let's check this out" Bullock said as they encounter a bunch of barrels, which had a lot of weird chemicals.
"What should we do with these?" Stan asked.
"Why, we should throw them away Smith" Bullock suggested as other members of the CIA started to throw the wasted chemicals on the ground.
"Sir, don't you think that what we are doing is dangerous?" Stan wondered.
"Smith, nothing is going to go wrong. Have I ever steered you wrong?" Bullock laughed as members continue to throw the waste on the ground. However, we see a stream of the waste going by along the road.
Meanwhile, we see some members of the Ultimate Heroes partying at Roger's bar in the attic.
"Thank you so much for the invite!" Axel smiled as he, Hayley, Jeff, Steve, Emma, Matt, Cindy, and Meg partied. They each had their beverages touch one another as a cheer.
"It's Roger who deserves all the thanks" Hayley said as we see Roger as the bartender as usual, serving cocktails to the other guests.
"I wish your wife was here Steve. She's missing out all the fun" Roger said as he pour beer on a glass for a customer.
"She's busy taking care of Mary, dude" Jeff explained as we see Zoey and Mary playing video games.
"Yes! Villager beat Zero Suit Samus!" Mary does a happy dance.
"But how?! I always beat your uncle at this game" Zoey wondered.
"Aunt Zoey, stop going easy on me" Mary laughed.
"I was never going to go easy on you" Zoey smiled.
"Another game?" Mary asked.
"Bring it!" Zoey agreed as she picked up the controller.
Later at night, the party was over as the guests went home. We see Roger cleaning up his bar.
"Oh man, why is it that everytime that I have to clean up from all these pigs? I ought to charge them $100 every time they leave poor Roger alone!" he grumbled as he collected trash and threw it away. Before he goes back, he noticed a stream of the same chemical waste a while back.
"Hey, what's this?" the alien asked as he quickly got a beer keg and picked up the chemical waste.
"This is perfect! I can serve these to the guests! The only thing is what is this? Oh well" Roger said as he finished pouring the waste in the keg.
The next day, at Roger's bar, Roger is seen serving drinks and cocktails to the guests.
"Try the new Roger 101! It's the best thing ever!" Roger announced.
"I'll have one" customer 1 said.
"Coming right up" Roger said as he took out a glass and filled it with gin, brandy, and the chemical waste.
"Here you go!" Roger gives him the drink. "$15!"
"Thank you!" the customer pays him and left.
Later, there was a huge line of customers that also want the Roger 101 drink.
"Please form a line people! There's only one of me" Roger begged. "Hayley, why did you quit the bartending job? You were really popular."
Meanwhile, we see Team Smith, Mark, and Adaline dancing to some funny music, along with the fairy daughters.
"Tell me why are we dancing?" Zoey asked.
"I don't know. I just think it's fun" Adaline said as they continue to party.
"Mark, Adaline, you guys have adorable kids. Once again, congratulations!" Steve cheered.
"Thanks guys" Mark said.
"I'm going to go check up on Roger. Maybe he'll need some help" Hayley suggested.
"Roger said that he doesn't need help" Jeff explained.
"Maybe so. Just in case though" Hayley said as she went upstairs.
She sees Roger pouring drinks.
"Hey Roger, how's it going?" Hayley wondered.
"Oh Hayley, thank God you're here! Would you mind helping me serve some drinks? I got my hands full?" Roger suggested as Hayley helped the alien out.
"Thanks Hayley! You're the best!" Roger smiled.
"Roger, what is this?" Hayley wondered.
"It's the Roger 101. It's the newest drink ever! Want to try one, on the house?" Roger asked.
"No thanks! I just want to help" Hayley refused.
Later that night, Hayley helps Roger clean up.
"Man there was a lot of people" Roger said.
"You bet" Hayley agreed as she was throwing the trash away.
"I think I'm going to try one just for the hell of it" Roger said as he poured a drink for himself. He takes a sip.
"Hey, this is really good! I like it!" Roger cheered as he pours a huge portion for himself.
"Roger, are you sure that's safe?" Hayley asked in a worried tone.
"I'll be fine Hayley. What's the worst that can happen?" Roger asked as he threw up.
"ROGER!" Hayley panicked.
Moments later, we see Team Smith, Mark, Adaline, and the fairy daughters around Roger, who's resting in a bed.
"What happened here?" Steve wondered.
"From my diagnosis, it says here that Roger is infected with a virus that makes him queasy and vulnerable to vomit" Adaline explained.
"What should we do?" Steve wondered.
"We will have to go inside his body to eliminate the virus. It's not going to be easy, but we don't have a choice. Team Smith, you will have to kill the virus yourselves" Adaline ordered.
"Don't we need to shrink first?" Jeff wondered.
"Plus change?" Zoey wondered as she removed her clothes to reveal…her naked body (which is blurred, you perverts!) Steve blushed like crazy as Jeff and Mark covered their eyes.
"Oh crap! My undies got trapped inside my clothes and I forgot my costume at home! I'll be right back!" Zoey blushed like crazy as she left right away.
"Once Zoey returns, I'll take care of everything" Adaline said.
Later, all members of Team Smith, plus Zoey, had their superhero costumes on. Adaline used her fairy magic at the heroes to shrink into fairy sizes.
"Mommy, what about us?" Fairy 1 asked.
"This job is suitable for superheroes" Adaline explained.
"I hope you guys know what you are doing" Roger said as he continues to vomit onto buckets.
"Make it fast you guys! Roger's vomit reaks!" Mark groaned as he covered his mouth with his hands.
"Here Mark" Adaline gave him a medical mask.
"Thank you" Mark said.
Later, we see Team Smith enter Roger's body.
"Oh man, this is unusual. Everything inside looks disgusting!" Zoey groaned.
"I bet Lori's farts from The Loud House are nothing like this" Steve joked.
"Steve, what do farts have to do with Roger's virus?" Hayley wondered.
"I'm just saying that it's gross" Steve explained.
"Touche" Hayley agreed.
"Guys please! No more mentioning of farts!" Zoey begged.
"Look out!" Jeff said as they encounter the virus as it spits out lava acid.
"What is this?" Steve asked as acids started to touch Team Smith's costumes.
"We need to escape, now!" Hayley ordered as they quickly left.
"Oh man, this is dangerous!" Jeff shouted as they escape out of his body.
Moments later, Team Smith returned, but…their superhero costumes were burned off by the acid, leaving them in their underwear. (Steve and Jeff with the usual whitey tights, Hayley is in her white bra and tanga panties, and Zoey is wearing a green bra and matching bikini panties.)
"Oh my God!" Mark quickly covered his eyes, while Adaline quickly used her magic to block the views of the fairy babies.
"Roger's body is dangerous!" Zoey explained as she and the rest of Team Smith covered their underwear with their hands.
"I can see that!" Roger blushed while looking…at Steve.
"Let me guess, your alien friend is gay?" Mark asked.
"Of course!" Roger grinned.
Later, Team Smith (dressed back into their normal outfits), Mark, Adaline, and the fairy kids go to Adaline's house.
"Okay, so this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I'm going to have to look up why it was hard for you guys to go inside" Adaline explained.
"I still have a scar" Zoey explained as she lift the back of her shirt to reveal a disgusting bruise on her hips. "I don't feel good" she collapsed.
"Zoey!" Steve panicked as he is by his girlfriend.
"How in the world are we going to get rid of the virus now?" Hayley demanded. "First Roger is sick, then Zoey is knocked out! What the f*ck is going on here?!" she angrily punched a hole on the wall.
"Hayley, I'm sorry that you're upset right now. You have to listen to me. I found something that can help eliminate the virus, but it's going to be a gamble" Adaline said. "Kids?"
"Yes Mommy?" the fairy daughters appeared.
"Because you guys aren't 100% human, I need you to go inside Roger's body" Adaline ordered.
"Mom, isn't it dangerous? You saw what happened with Team Smith?" Fairy 1 asked.
"It was worth it seeing them undressed!" Fairy 34 grinned.
"Quiet please. Listen, the chemicals inside should not affect you. You guys are the only ones worth saving Roger. I know you ladies can do this. I believe in you" Adaline said.
"Mom, I'm scared. I don't want to go" Fairy 2 teared up.
"It will be fine. I promise" Adaline smiled.
"Okay ladies, we have a job to do! We need to eliminate the virus ourselves. As you can see, Roger's body is nothing like a human being. The anatomy is scary looking" Fairy 1 ordered.
"Who made you the boss of the group?" Fairy 2 wondered.
"I'm the oldest so you guys should listen to me!" Fairy 1 explained.
"Hey, come on now! Let's work together instead of arguing" Fairy 69 suggested as she's looking at a porn magazine.
"I agree mate" Fairy 63 said.
"I bet it's nothing like the mountains I climbed" Fairy 127 said.
"Okay guys, are you ready?" Adaline asked.
"Yes mom!" the fairies said in unison.
"Good luck" Adaline said as the fairies went inside Roger's body.
We see them going inside the esophagus of the alien. It's green, black, and red.
"Man, is this were the crap comes out?" Fairy 2 wondered.
"Like you?" Fairy 1 joked.
"That's enough! You either be nice or I'll send a ticking time bomb up your ass!" Fairy 24 warned.
"Fine, I'm sorry!" Fairy 1 apologized.
"Watch out!" Fairy 500 warned as they enter Roger's stomach, which has a whole universe of food being digested.
"Oh man, this is disgusting! What are we going to do?" Fairy 420 asked as she…starts eating the food. Everyone else looked at her in frustration.
"I'm hungry!" she complained.
However, the stomach starts moving around.
"What's going on?" Fairy 300 wondered. "My sword will take down the beast!"
The virus that attacked Team Smith arrived.
"What in God's name is that?" Fairy 101 asked. "My dogs wouldn't even play with that thing."
"It's not just a thing. It's a killer thing! Let's go!" Fairy 1 ran as the virus spat lava acid, but they quickly escape. However, the insides of Roger starts moving and creating a liquid mess on the fairies.
It's Roger who is going to throw up again.
"Thank God I don't vomit to keep myself thin. This is ridiculous" Hayley.
"What are you talking about babe?" Jeff shouted.
"I'm just saying!" Hayley explained.
"We have to get out of here! This is ridiculous!" Fairy 1 warned.
"Not even Majora's Mask is scarier than this" Fairy 64 added as the virus continues to chase them. It spits the acid on them…but nothing happened.
"What's going on? Why aren't we melting?" Fairy 2 wondered.
"I knew it! They aren't fully humans. It's dangerous to regular human beings, but not to fairies or other non human beings" Adaline explained as she's watching the events.
"Hurry! If the virus isn't gone, I'm doomed" Roger warned.
"Thanks for the encouragement Roger" Steve rolled his eyes as he continues to check on Zoey, who is still unconscious.
Meanwhile, the fairies quickly hid in another area of Roger's body.
"Okay, this isn't going to be easy, but it looks like that we do not have much of a choice. We are going to have to kill it with our own hands" Fairy 127 suggested.
"Can we do it? We're not grown up yet" Fairy 100 wondered.
"Yes we can do it! Mom had dangerous adventures in the past and so has Dad. We can't let anybody down. We can do this and we will win!" Fairy 1 encouraged.
"All in favor?" Fairy 127 suggested.
"AY!" all the fairies said in unison.
"Let's go save a friend of our parents!" Fairy 63 declared as each fairy took out their weapons.
Meanwhile, Zoey starts shivering.
"Oh man, I hope she's okay. I don't get how she was able to overcome the invasion in New York, the Dark Elves, Lucy Sheridan, and all the other villains we fought before, but not a disease that infected my beautiful future wife" Steve whimpered.
"Little brother, it's going to be okay. Besides, superheroes get sick too, you know" Hayley said as she pats her brother's shoulder.
(Flashback)
We see Iron Man wrapped in a blanket with his feet covered in a bucket of warm water. The Avengers arrive.
"Come on man! We're going to beat Thanos once and for all!" Captain America declared.
"Go on without me. Somebody spread germs around me. ACHOO!" Iron Man sneezed.
"Oh man. I just realized maybe the cold can…" Black Widow wondered as Iron Man's cold virus disintegrated.
"Goddamn it…I mean great! I'm not sick anymore. Thanks Thanos!" Iron Man got up feeling much better.
"You're not welcome!" Thanos shouted, off-screen.
(Flashback Ends)
Meanwhile, Roger turns around as he throws up yet again, but this time he releases gas from his butt.
(Farts)
"Oh dear God!" Hayley shouted as she covered her nose with her hands. Mark, Adaline, and Steve did the same.
"I got to cover my girlfriend's mouth to avoid that stench!" Steve said as he puts a surgical mask on Zoey's face.
"Sorry guys! I develop painful farts unless the virus goes away!" Roger explained as he kept farting. The heroes quickly ran off.
"I'll stay with Zoey" Steve said as he quickly spread Lysol everywhere.
"Real mature Steven!" Roger rolled his eyes as he continues to vomit.
Later, we see the fairies encountering the virus.
"It's over now!" Fairy 1 shouted as the others attacked it with their weapons. However, it spits more lava fire at them, but Fairy Two uses a powerful shield to negate the attack.
"How did you…" Fairy 1 wondered.
"Shield is the second option to fighting wars" Fairy 2 winked as the rest ganged up on the virus and kick its butt. However, the insides of Roger's body is causing liquids to splash everywhere.
"Oh man, this is gross!" Fairy 34 whined.
"This is worse than dog pee!" Fairy 101 added as well.
"This is what I call a ticking time bomb!" Fairy 24 added as they realize that Roger's body is moving around for some time, compared to humans.
"What do we do?" Fairy 69 asked as she loses her Playgirl magazine inside the body. "NO!"
"I'll give you another set for your birthday! I promise!" Fairy 34 said.
"We have the same birthdays, you idiot!" Fairy 63 shouted.
"Girls, please! We need to stop arguing and work together!" Fairy 1 snapped as the virus got bigger and eviler.
"Watch this!" Fairy 24 said as she threw a vaporized bomb inside the mouth of the virus. It eats it just fine, until…
BOOM!
The song Lifelight from Smash Bros. Ultimate plays as all the infected areas inside Roger's body is being cleaned up after being infected. Hang on…stop the music!
(Record scratching)
That song can wait next season!
(Audience booing)
Guys, I promise it will appear next season! I promise! Anyways…
"We did it! We saved Roger!" Fairy 1 cheered as the other fairies celebrated.
Roger was about to vomit, but then he feels much better.
"I'm okay! Mark and Adaline, your kids are the best!" the alien smiled.
"They did it babe!" Mark cheered as he, Adaline, Hayley, and Jeff arrived back.
"They did it! I told you they could do it!" Adaline smiled.
"I'm so proud of our girls!" Mark teared up. He shares a victory kiss with Adaline. The scene from the vapor is passed on to Zoey. It develops a strong effect on her. Then, Zoey wakes up.
"What happened?" she asked.
"It's okay babe. You're okay" Steve tearfully hugged his future wife. "The effects from the virus is gone now."
"Thank God" Zoey cried as she embraced Steve as well.
"Thank you guys for curing me! You guys are the best! I'm sorry that this mess happened" Roger apologized.
"It's okay Roger. I'm just glad that everyone and everything is going to be okay" Hayley nodded.
"Where did the chemicals come from?" Jeff wondered.
"I have the answers" it was Bullock who arrived.
"Kids, I'm sorry that this has happened. We were unaware that the chemicals contained a virus which causes humans and aliens to be extremely sick and it's somewhat fatal. Thanks to your hard work, you guys will be just fine. However, you will have to be quarantined for 24 hours."
"Say what?!" Steve twitched his eyes.
"Relax, relax, it's somewhere nice. I promise" Bullock explained as we see Team Smith, Mark, Adaline, and the fairy daughters enter a beautiful spa that cleanses the bodies that felt the effects from the virus. Team Smith are seen inside a pool.
"This is fun" Hayley said as she's wearing a purple bikini.
"I think I can get used to this" Zoey added as she's wearing a pink bikini.
"You bet!" Steve and Jeff agreed in unison as they wore green and blue trunks, respectively.
"I'm so glad that our kids were able to save us. I guess I shouldn't have underestimated them" Mark smiled as he's wearing a white bathrobe.
"It's okay babe. All that matter is that things will be just fine" Adaline said as she removed her pink bathrobe, revealing a yellow bikini.
"Want to go swim in the jacuzzi?" she asked.
"You bet" Mark grinned as he removed his bathrobe to reveal his black swim trunks and they joined in on the jacuzzi.
"This is the life!" Roger said as he's wearing sunglasses and a white bathrobe while sipping on a cocktail.
We see the fairies enjoying a swim in their own pool.
"To us!" Fairy 1 raised her glass of juice in triumph.
"To us!" the others celebrated as well.
The scene ends with Stan entering Roger's bar.
"Roger, I want a drink" he said as he realized that nobody is there. He sees a lot of beer there.
"All for me!" he grinned stupidly as he drinks all the beer to himself.
Francine enters.
"I ain't going to clean whatever shit Stan does" she crosses her arms.
End of Chapter
There you go ladies and gentlemen. Before you review, here's a bit on how this season will end before entering the final season this summer. There will be 3 chapters left in this season. What will they be about? You will see soon enough. Read and review and see you next time.