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The scene takes place at the Smith household. We see Roger playing with…his tumor Rogu.
"Rogu loves Daddy" Rogu said.
"I know you do sweetie" Roger laughed as he feeds him chocolate ice cream.
Steve and Zoey enter the room.
"Hi Roger, I was…okay, so uh…what the f*ck is this?!" Zoey asked in a grossed out tone.
"Oh hey guys. Zoey, this is Rogu. This is a tumor of mine that came out of my body. He's really friendly" Roger explained as Rogu hugged Zoey's leg.
"Rogu loves Zoey" Rogu said.
"You know, for a weird looking creature, he's kind of cute" Zoey smiled as she pats his head. Roger takes his tumor back.
"What's new you guys?" Roger asked.
"Roger, Zoey and I have been enrolled to Belle University. However, we're going there for a month as mock students. They want us to see if this is the right college for both of us" Steve explained as he holds a letter.
"Oh Steven, you have no idea what type of school it is" Roger laughed.
"What are you talking about?" Zoey wondered.
"How can I explain this to you in a way that you would understand? You see…that school is…" Roger explained as the camera zooms out of the house.
"AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL?! NO!" Steve shouted off-screen.
Later, we see Zoey sitting on her bed looking worried as Steve paces around.
"Steve, why didn't you tell me that it was an all girls school?" Zoey asked.
"I didn't know babe. I could have sworn it was an elite university" Steve answered.
"Technically, it is" Zoey said.
"What am I going to do? I can't just cancel our enrollment. It wouldn't feel right to the university" Steve explained.
"We're going to need backup help then" Zoey suggested as…Chris Griffin appeared.
"Hi guys!" Chris smiled.
"Chris, what are you doing here?" Zoey asked.
"I'm here to help you dress up as a girl" Chris explained.
"You're not even scheduled to appear in this chapter!" Steve snapped as he holds a script on his hands.
"I'm not?" Chris asked.
"No" Zoey answered.
"You sure?" Chris wondered.
"I'm positive" Steve said.
"Welp, this one's on me. My bad. You guys have a good day" Chris apologized as he waved at the audience. Steve and Zoey couldn't help but snicker.
"Enough breaking the fourth walls, what are we going to do?" Steve wondered.
"I have an idea" Zoey thought.
Later, Stacy appears.
"Thanks for appearing on such short notice Stacy" Zoey thanked.
"No problem. I'm glad to help out" Stacy said.
"Okay, so what's your plan?" Steve wondered.
"Well, for once you may need the boy to girl pills" Stacy explained.
"Hell no!" Zoey shouted as she took the pills away.
"In that case, I have had advice from Eddie before he became a woman named Emma. Speaking of which, I know a different way of helping you get dressed" Stacy suggested.
"I can help too!" Mary appeared as well.
Later, we see Mary and Stacy helping Steve dress up as a girl. Mary finds a tank top, short skirt, and heels. Zoey is watching them.
"You're gonna be the twin sister I always wanted to have. Of course, I'll still be the pretty one" Stacy explained.
"Why can't I just swallow the gender bender pill to become a girl?" Steve wondered.
"Because, it could potentially change your sexuality and God knows I don't want to get to that trauma again" Zoey explained.
"Don't worry, Uncle Steve, besides, this could be useful become a fashion designer when I grow up" Mary said.
"Wow, you're already thinking about your future, aren't you?" Steve asked.
"And for fashion designer, I mean for trans people" Mary explained.
"Of course, you earned your mother's feminist side" Steve rolled his eyes.
"Good. Now that you are dressed like a girl, you won't need these anymore" Zoey said as she took the gender bending pills and flushed them down the toilet. We see the pills going through the water as it lands at the ocean. We see fish swimming and as they see the pills, they eat them thinking that they were worms. However, some of them transformed into mermaids and mermen.
"Don't tell Mera about this" it was…Aquaman who appeared out of nowhere. (A/E Thank you to Jason Momoa for appearing in this chapter!)
"By the way, I talked to Emma about your situation and she sent me 10 pairs of her underwear including those ugly granny panties" Stacy explained as she takes out one, which it's satin white with a pink bow and frills on the edges. "I mean, look at these! They're better off as Lolita backpacks!"
"Emma always said she prefers this kind of underwear, because they hide her male genitalia much better. Yeah, it sucks, but I don't wanna get busted" Steve explained once he puts on the outfit that Mary gave him. He puts the underwear on…and suddenly felt aroused. "Oh my God, these are the comfiest undies I've ever worn!"
"UGH!" Zoey let out a roar.
"What's wrong Zoey?" Mary questioned.
"I'm so sorry guys. I just don't want a repeat of what happened a few years ago. I don't want Steve transforming back into a woman and staying as a woman forever!" Zoey explained.
"Zoey, I promise not to stay as a girl forever! I'll be the quiet kid so that nobody knows that I'm a guy. I promise I'll be fine. I swear on our children's lives!" Steve explained as he rubbed Zoey's stomach.
"Zoey, are you pregnant?" Stacy asked.
"Oh crap! Am I?" Zoey asked as moments later, she takes a pregnancy test.
"Nope. That was scary. We need to have our first wedding babe" Zoey explained to Steve.
"Ready for next week?" Steve asked.
"I guess so" Zoey shrugged.
The next day, we see Steve (dressed as a woman) and Zoey enter Femile University (the university that Steve enrolled along with Zoey).
"I'm surprised that nobody wears uniforms around here. I thought they usually have a dress code here" Zoey said.
"So what should I say?" Steve wondered.
"Just leave everything to me Stevie" Zoey answered as they enter a classroom.
"Good morning class. My name is Professor Smith" it was…Roger disguised as a college professor.
"Oh this guy again!" Steve rolled his eyes.
"So you young ladies want an education, you say? Let me show you what an education is" Roger explained as he kicks…an apple to gravity. All the students murmur.
"SILENCE! There is nothing strange with the kicking of an apple. Now, with that being aside, here's your syllabus" Roger explained as he passes out a syllabus to every student.
"I'm pretty sure I seen this guy before" Zoey whispered.
Later, we see Steve and Zoey going to a gym class, wearing the school's gym clothes, which consisted of a yellow sports shirt, red shorts, white socks, and red sneakers.
"Why is there physical education in college?" Steve wondered.
"It's more like athletic education 101" Zoey explained.
"Good morning class. Welcome to Athletic Education 101. I'm Coach Jones" it was…Roger dressed as a gym teacher.
"Not again!" Steve groaned.
"Enough talking ladies, let's play some dodgeball!" Roger announced as all the girls got the balls and started to throw at their opponents.
"RUN!" Steve shouted as he and Zoey avoided the balls. However, one of them hit Steve's lower part of the body, due to Steve being a guy, it hurts him a lot, but must avoid complaining or people will find out that he's a girl in disguise.
"Stevie, are you okay?" Zoey asked as Steve hides his inner pain.
"I'm good!" Steve said.
"Get them!" the girls continue to attack Zoey, but due to her athletic skills, she was able to take them down and win the dodgeball game.
"Yay!" Steve cheered up and down, but a water balloon almost falls out of his chest.
"Oops! Nip slip!" he blushed.
"Wow, this girl is good! As for you young lady, grow some balls!" Roger shouted as he now blows his whistle. "Okay ladies, hit the showers!"
Later, we see Steve and Zoey going to the locker room.
"Okay Steve, you can do this" Zoey explained as she removed her gym clothes, revealing her pink bra and panties. Steve nervously removes his shirt first.
"Oh God, this is so painful to see and do. I gotta focus on Zoey!" he told himself. "Zoey, what the hell are you doing?!"
Zoey wraps a white towel around her body after she removed her lingerie.
"I'm going to hit the showers now. You should go as well" Zoey said as she left.
"I can't! People will laugh at my giant underwear!" Steve groaned. However, he takes a deep breath and quickly undress to take a shower. He breathes in relaxation.
"Well, well, what do we have here?" it was…Roger disguised as a hot college girl, wearing a blonde wig, short pink dress, and heels.
"Roger, what are you doing here?" Steve asked. "First you were the professor, then you were the gym teacher, and now you're a student? Tell me what the hell is going on!"
"Steve, I want to help you succeed in the school, but it seems to me you don't want to do well" Roger explained.
"Roger, how in the world are you that many people in one setting. It must be tiring, no?" Steve wondered.
"You see, young lady…" Roger attempted to explain.
"I'm still a guy!" Steve snapped.
"Young man dressed as a guy, I'll explain in a short story" Roger said.
"I can't. I have to shower" Steve said as he left and showered.
"Oh come on! Why does nobody want to listen to me" Roger whined.
"I finish. I can listen to you" Zoey appeared, wrapped in a towel after she finished her shower.
"First put some clothes on them we'll talk!" Roger said.
"Ugh! What does he have against hot girls!?" Zoey grumbled.
Later, Steve and Zoey went to live in the dorms.
"So how was your first day living as a girl again?" Zoey asked.
"More nervous than the time we saw Endgame" Steve explained.
(Flashback)
(A/E If you did not see Endgame and go straight to Flashback Ends!)
We see all of Team Smith and the Ultimate Heroes watching the movie at the theater.
"Oh f*ck! They killed her!" Steve starts weeping like crazy. Everyone at the theater looked at her.
"Please don't go! Please don't go!" Steve hugs his girlfriend, but his tears soaks up Zoey's shirt, exposing her bra.
"Steve, it's only a movie! I'm not going anywhere. Stop being a baby please" Zoey frowned.
"Let me guess, nobody here except me is wearing a diaper, huh?" Steve wondered.
"Just me" it was…Emily Griffin who appeared out of nowhere.
"Phew!" Steve sighed.
(A/E The reason behind Steve's diaper line is because Endgame is a 3 plus hour long movie. However, it doesn't feel long at all.)
(Flashback Ends)
"Steve, it's going to be okay. Look at the brightside, nobody knows that you're a boy. You should be fine" Zoey smiled.
However, the line that Steve's girlfriend said is overheard…by Roger.
"Well, well, well, it would be a shame if someone were to…expose Stevie!" the alien laughed, but Luan Loud from The Loud House appeared out of nowhere…again!
"What the f*ck are you doing here?!" Roger asked.
"Why look, it's an extraterrestrial jerk! (Laughs) get it?" Luan joked.
"(Sighs) just go home!" Roger rubbed his eyes.
The next couple of weeks, Steve and Zoey adjust to the university, getting good grades, taking salsa dance classes, working out at the girls gym, and enjoying a picnic around campus.
"Hey Zoey look at this: a swimsuit competition! The winner receives $1 million towards their scholarship ride" Steve said as they see a sign.
"Let's both enter! At least one of us will win" Zoey suggested.
"I hope they don't disqualify you, considering the fact that you're already a lingerie model" Steve said.
"It will be fine. Let's do it" Zoey said as we see Roger…looking out the window at his office. It was revealed that he…made the competition. Moments later, the couple have class again with Professor Smith once again. However, he gives a sinister look at his class.
"It's time to tell you the truth: one of you happens to be a boy in the school!" Roger shouted at his class.
"Who is it? Who is a boy here?" all the girls murmur.
"I don't want to pick out names, so therefore, I'm going to randomly choose whoever I like and I pick…Stevie!" Roger pointed at Steve.
(Gasping)
"I'm not a boy! I'm a girl! Fully girl!" Steve explain as he flashed his panties to the school.
"He's right! He's not a girl! He's a grandma!" a girl shouted as everyone except Steve and Zoey laughed. However, Steve blushed in embarrassment, but his girlfriend's face was red filled with violent lava rage.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Zoey roared so loudly that everyone in Langley Falls heard her. Stan's house of cards were knocked to the ground. Francine accidently spilled cooking oil on Klaus. Rogu falls off a skateboard. Libby's tea party was shattered.
"Mommy, who was that?" Mary said as we see her playing with her dollhouse with a frightened look.
"It's probably some drunk lady honey" Hayley explained as they continue to play.
"Mark, I hate loud noises" Adaline complained as the fairy children started crying.
"It's gone guys. I promise" Mark said.
"Lana, did you hear that?" Snot asked as he and his girlfriend were making out in their underwear. (Snot has whitey tights and Lana wore pink bra and panties.)
"No babe. I heard nothing" Lana said as they continue to make out on the ground.
Everyone looked at Zoey.
"Well, it looks like that Stevie is a boy!" Roger taunted. "Unless…you can do one thing: win the swimsuit competition!"
"That's it! I'll prove to you that I am a boy once and for all!" Steve declared.
"If either of you guys lose, you're expelled!" Roger laughed evilly, but he coughed afterwards.
"Damn cigarettes!" the alien groaned.
Later, Steve and Zoey try on different swimsuits.
"I need something to hide my manhood, but what?" Steve wondered.
"I don't know Steve. I wish you could wear something like this" Zoey explained as she puts on a pink bikini. Steve puts on a black bikini but with a high waist bikini bottom.
"This has to be sexy! Our future depends on our looks!" Steve panicked.
The big day has arrived. A podium is shown with all the models walking down the aisle in their swimsuits.
"One of these ladies is guaranteed to win $1 million. Who will take it all? Bring in the ladies!" Roger announced as he's the host of the competition. All the models do cute poses in their bikinis. Steve does his cute sultry pose, as so does his girlfriend.
"Remember, at least one of us has to win it all" Steve thought to himself. One by one, the models pose. The judges look at each one carefully. However, once they see Steve, they look amazed as his/her beautiful looks.
"She has nice legs!" judge 1 said.
"Damn, it's hard to choose between her and the underwear model Wilson" judge 2 thought. "I know. I'll pick Smith as the winner, since it's unfair that an underwear model like Zoey is competing.
"We got this" Zoey said as they share a fist bump.
"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the final results are in! The winner of the $1 million prize is…" Roger was ready to announce.
"Stevie Smith!" Roger announced as Steve went up there to claim his prize!
(Audience cheering)
"Wait, what?!" Roger looked at his card. "This has to be a mistake! Damn it! Screw this! I'm out! Congratulations Smith!"
"Thank you all so much! However, I need to make a confession" Steve said as everyone murmured.
"I…don't deserve the prize! I'm not even a girl myself! I'm a boy!" Steve announced as he took off his wig and removed grapefruits from his chest and removed his bikini bottom to reveal his manhood, which by the way is pixelated.
(Audience gasping)
"It's unfair for someone like me to win it all. I came here to experience what college is like. It's true the work is hard, but we already have jobs, which is being an Ultimate Hero. If you ask me, the real winner is Zoey Wilson. Therefore, I'm surrendering the prize to my future wife" Steve announced as he dons his Super Karate Kid costume. Zoey appears and took the prize. The audience…applauds.
Later, we see them packing up.
"Well, our trial run at college is over, but we can always come back anytime soon" Steve said.
"Steve, you didn't have to give me the prize. I'm flattered, but I don't need it" Zoey said.
"What did you do with it?" Steve wondered.
"I gave it to someone who needs it" Zoey said as we see a poor student received the $1 million prize.
"I guess you guys are okay" Roger smiled as he shakes hands with them.
"We're sorry for the commotion. Thanks for being a good sport about it" Zoey apologized.
"No need to. You guys can come back anytime soon" Roger said.
Later at night, they return home.
"We're back! Let's go to my room" Steve said as he and Zoey went upstairs.
The scene ends with Steve in bed, wearing only his white t-shirt and orange sweatpants. Zoey arrives, wearing a short light pink nightie. She goes in bed with him.
"I'm sorry that things didn't work out at college. It's just that maybe we're not ready for college yet. I guess we're not ready quite yet, but we already have lots of money" Steve apologized.
"It's okay. It is what it is" Zoey said.
"Maybe it's because we are too used to being superheroes plus we have our careers fully set that we shouldn't feel rushed to go back to school" Steve explained.
"I guess you're right. Steve, you don't have to go to college if you don't want to. It's fine. Plus I'll get my college degree someday. I can always take online classes as well. I see people getting degrees just by staying in bed" Zoey suggested.
"You may be right" Steve smiled as he snuggled with his future wife in bed, being covered by blankets. He removes his sweatpants and whitey tights. Zoey removes her nightie. As they are about to make out like crazy, something is in the way.
"Steve, did you have an accident on the bed?" Zoey wondered.
"What the…" Steve sees…Rogu sleeping in the bed.
"Rogu had bad dream" Rogu said.
"ROGER!" the couple shouted in unison.
End of Chapter
I am SO SORRY for the delays! It wasn't right of me to do this. To make things right, I'm concluding the season right now with 3 new chapters back to back to back. Read and review and see you on the next chapter.