I don't own anything except for my OCs.
The scene takes place at the Smith household, where everyone is playing on their smartphones.
"Does anyone here still play Pokemon Go?" Mark asked.
"Nope!" everyone said in unison.
"I haven't played but I won't uninstall it." Zoey answered as she opens the game. "Phew! I'm still on level 40!"
"Hey, how are you…" Steve wondered.
"I'm a Pokemon expert Steve. I got this" Zoey winked. However, as she looked at the mobile game, she noticed something.
"Guys can you do me a favor and check the game?" she suggested.
"What's wrong girl?" Hayley wondered.
"My legendary Pokemon are gone!" Zoey panicked.
"What?! That's not right! Niantic can't do this to anyone" Steve said as he also checked the game. The others do as well.
"Hey! Zoey is right, you guys! My Articuno disappeared" Jeff said.
"So is my Zapdos!" Adaline commented.
"Where in the world is my Moltres?" Mark wondered.
As everyone looked at their phones in panic, the same Mew from Pokemon That Makes You Go appeared again and winked at the audience.
"What the…?" Steve wondered as he opened the messages from the game inside.
"Dear fellow trainers, as you can see, the last time you caught Pokemon such as Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, and Mewtwo, it was a glitch. You can only capture them in raids only. I apologize for the confusion. To make things right, you and your fellow trainer friends will have 100% catch rate when you re-encounter these Pokemon once again. Sincerely, John Hanke" Steve read the note.
"That asswipe took away our Pokemon?! No fair! That is bullshit!" Mark growled.
"Mark, calm down. I'm sure we'll get them back" Adaline suggested.
"What do we do now?" Hayley wondered.
"We should go raid guys" Zoey suggested.
"What in the world is raid?" Mark asked.
"Perhaps I can be the judge of that" Roger said as he's dressed like…Ash Ketchum.
"Roger, why are you dressed like Ash?" Hayley wondered.
"He gave me these clothes because he was tired of losing. Plus he game me his girlfriend's clothes as well" Roger said as he quickly puts on Serena's clothes. In reality, we see Ash and Serena…stripped to their underwear and gagged and tied up with ropes. (Ash is wearing blue boxers and Serena in white bra and panties, plus both are over 18 years old.)
"Yeah right! No but seriously, what is a raid?" Hayley wondered.
"Here how it works" Roger explained as the scene shifts to an actual live scene of an actual game footage of the popular mobile game. Someone clicks on a Mewtwo raid, where it reads Mewtwo with CP 60540, level 5 stars, and 4 trainers on the lobby. The player uses a raid pass and enters the raid as the timer goes down at 50 seconds with more trainers coming in to the game. As the timer reaches 0, we see actual footage of the battle as 20 trainers work together to take down Mewtwo. Once the powerful Pokemon has been taken down, it shrinks and awards the trainer 6 Golden Razzberries, 1 TM fast charge, 10 super potions, and 5 rare candies. The player is given 9 Premier balls to have 9 chances to capture Mewtwo. Later, we see the trainer successfully capturing Mewtwo on its second ball and got it.
"...and that's how you raid" Roger said as Ash and Serena, wearing bathrobes, appeared and stripped Roger off his clothes, along with his alien skin body, leaving him in his bloody skin.
"And the moral of the story is to not steal clothes from other cartoon characters or else you're f*cked!" Roger fainted.
"That was a dumb way to explain how things work!" Hayley complained.
"We should raid guys!" Zoey suggested yet again.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do it" Steve suggested as everyone got up.
"Let's go! But…who's going to watch the kids?" Hayley wondered.
"I'll take care of them" Roger said as he got dressed again. "Rogu and I got this."
"Rogu loves Roger" Rogu said as he hugs Roger's leg.
"Next time, have Mom or Dad babysit the kids" Steve suggested.
"Good idea, little brother" Hayley agreed.
"Oh crap! I forgot about something!" Zoey panicked. "I was going to have my photoshoot for Helena's gallery!"
"What are we going to do?" Jeff asked.
Later, they visit Natalie's house.
"Please?!" Zoey begged.
"I've never done any modeling whatsoever" Natalie said.
"I'm sure Lauren would love to see you in your undies, cuz" Zoey said.
"What would I love?" Lauren appeared.
"You heard nothing girlfriend" Natalie winked.
"Okay" Lauren said as she blew her a kiss.
"Okay I can cover" Natalie agreed. "I hate mobile games, especially Fortnight!"
(A/E I'm on Natalie's side for this. I don't like Fortnight at all. If you guys do, great! But don't expect me to play it anytime soon.)
"Perfect! However, do you have a sexy body, just to make sure nothing is wrong with you?" Zoey asked.
"Guys, do you mind?" Natalie asked as Steve, Jeff, and Mark turned around with their eyes covered with their hands. Then, she undresses to reveal her light purple bra and matching bikini panties and does a sexy pose.
"Perfect!" Zoey, Hayley, and Adaline cheered.
Later, the heroes gather at the park.
"Okay, so we need to take our strongest Pokemon to take down Articuno. You guys ready?" Zoey asked.
"Yes!" everyone else asked in unison.
"The next raid starts in 2 minutes. We should go there" Steve said as everyone walked to the park and waited for the gym to load the legendary raid.
"Guys, why are others here?" Hayley asked.
"Are you guys raiding?" man 1 asked.
"Yeah" Mark answered.
"We are too!" woman 1 said.
"Great!" Adaline smiled as her, but once she turns around to her friends, she made a disgusted look.
"It's starting!" Zoey cheered as the legendary Pokemon Articuno appeared.
"ONE TWO THREE!" Steve shouted as all 6 luckily entered the same gym at the same time.
"I see you little brother and you too Jeff. And you as well, Mark, Adaline, Zoey" Hayley said.
"Yay!" Mark cheered.
"Just for fun, here are our usernames, ladies and gentlemen" Jeff said as the usernames for Pokemon Go is shown:
Hayley-HDSmith87
Jeff-420JFish
Zoey-ZWilson97
Steve-SAS52577
Mark-BoomRang97
Adaline-AJOB96
"Here we go!" Steve said as everyone started raiding.
"Oh man, this is fun!" Jeff said as everyone looked happy to raid. However, the same Mew appeared and winked at the audience once again.
Later, Team Smith plus Mark and Adaline cheered as they got Articuno for real this time.
"We did it, you guys! Hanke promised us 100% catch rate and we did" Steve smiled.
"Hang on" Zoey said as she calls someone.
"Hello?" it was Natalie who called.
"Thanks again for filling for me as I get my Pokemon that I wrongfully lost" Zoey called via FaceTime as Natalie is wearing a short black bathrobe.
"It's no problem at all cousin. Besides, I think I found something to give to Lauren for her birthday" Natalie smiled.
"You sure you know how to model?" Zoey asked.
"I have no clue, but it's worth a shot" Natalie said as she removed her bathrobe, to reveal her light blue bra and panties.
"You look so beautiful cuz!" Zoey smiled.
"Thank you" Natalie said as she enters the photoshoot and started posing.
"My goodness! Your cousin is really beautiful" Helena said.
"Thanks for letting her cover for me Mrs. Walker. I really appreciate it" Zoey said.
"It's no problem at all. I remember that Eddie used to play Minecraft before becoming Emma. Sadly, I miss Eddie still but I'm happy that Emma is happy" Helena teared up a bit.
"I'm sure Emma will be fine ma'am" Zoey said.
"Man, I wish the cousins would do a photoshoot together!" Adam said as he continues to take underwear photos of Natalie.
"I have to go now. My friends need my help. I'll see you guys later" Zoey said as she hangs up the phone.
"Well, well, look who we have here" it was…Snot with his girlfriend Lana. Barry and Bethany appeared. So did Toshi and Lindsay.
"Hey guys! Long time no see!" Steve grinned.
"Hi Steve! I missed you guys" Snot said.
"Yay! We're friends again" Barry said as everyone groaned in disappointment.
"And of course Barry is the one who messes up" Bethany shakes her head.
"What are you guys doing here?" Zoey asked.
"Well, we're on our final legendary raid. We have all 3 of the trio birds!" Lana explained.
"Say what?!" Zoey twitched her eyes.
"Yup! We just need Mewtwo and we're done" Lindsay said.
"That's right" Toshi said as everyone looked at him in surprised.
"Did that Asian kid spoke English?" Mark wondered.
"Mark, that's not nice of you to say that" Adaline said.
"No he's right Adaline. Toshi was never good with English" Steve explained. "I knew him since we were young."
"Let's make a challenge: whoever catches all the legendary Pokemon win" Hayley proposes.
"What do we win?" Bethany wondered.
"Uh I don't know: an all you can eat buffet feast?" Zoey shrugged.
"DEAL!" everyone said in unison.
"It's 3 vs 3 then huh? We're on!" Steve smiled as they all left to find some legendary raids.
Meanwhile, Natalie (dressed in her normal outfit) looks at her photos.
"I really like these a lot Mrs. Walker" Natalie said.
"Why you have done an amazing job sweetheart" Helena said. "I think you got your good looks from your mother."
"I rather not talk about it" Natalie said as her smile switched into a sad look.
"Did I say something bad?" Helena wondered.
"Oh no, it's nothing. I'm fine" Natalie smiled again.
"Let me guess: you had troubles with your mother in the past, didn't you?" Helena asked.
"The thing is…I don't know who my mother is. The thing is that I've grew up with my father. When I was a baby, I was picked up by my father at the hospital. I never got to see how my mother looked. I grew up training with him, but I realized that he was a serial killer and I blame myself for following in my footsteps. Since then, it was a rough life for me. If it weren't for my cousin Zoey, I wouldn't be here right now. I would be sitting in a prison room throwing my life away. I'm glad to become an Ultimate Hero" Natalie explained.
"I'm sorry to hear that you had a miserable childhood, plus that you're okay now. At least you are here now" Helena said.
"Thanks Mrs. Walker" Natalie said as the women hug.
"Boring! Either get undressed or go home" Adam whined.
"Adam, you're fired" Helena said.
"Oh man! So much for a lesbian sex scene" Adam sighed as he got his stuff and left.
(A/E This is the last time we'll ever see this man again.)
"Boo!" Adam shouted at the audience.
Meanwhile, Team Smith and Madaline continue to search for more birds.
"I see one!" Zoey shouted as they encounter Zapdos.
"Quick everybody use rock type Pokemon!" Jeff suggested.
"Jeff, last time we did that, we nearly lost!" Steve complained.
"It's not out fault our Golems were ground type as well" Jeff argued.
"Guys, please stop arguing. My God, the boys sound like the weepers at Fortnight" Hayley groaned.
(Flashback)
We see a live action scene, where two boys play Fortnight.
"I'm going to win Tommy!" a boy said as his brother Tommy plays.
"I'm going to kill you David!" Tommy shouted as both brothers pressed the keyboards at the same time. However, they both lost!
"NO!" the boys cried in unison.
"They cheated!"
"I know!"
(Flashback Ends)
"We did it! We got Zapdos!" Adaline cheered as the others do the same.
"Just one more battle to go!" Zoey said, but everyone looked at her in confusion.
"What?" Zoey realized that she…forgot Mewtwo.
"Oh f*ck! Okay, I'm no professor, but I'm still trying!" Zoey said.
"There it is!" Steve said as Snot, Barry, Toshi, Lindsay, Lana, and Bethany watch.
"Our buffet food is ready!" Snot grinned.
"Wait, why are we beating them? Aren't we friends?" Barry wondered.
"Yeah, we can't find Mewtwo anywhere. Lindsay, what's going on?" Toshi said as everyone looked at him once again.
"Fine! Watashi wa nihongo shika hanasemasen! Happī! (I'll speak Japanese only! Happy?!)" Toshi shouted.
Meanwhile, the heroes found the third legendary bird (Moltres) but were able to defeat in a record 1 minute as all of them used Golems with rock type moves and with weather boosts. They were able to catch it once again.
"Tell me how in the hell did we get Moltres right away?!" Jeff panicked.
"It was amazing! We should celebrate with some…PUDDING!" Steve opens his eyes like Twilight Sparkle, but everyone looked at him in a frowny look.
"Ugh! It was funny when Matt did it, but with me, you guys are jerks!" Steve crossed his arms.
"Guys, we give up. We can't find Mewtwo!" Barry complained as he and the others arrived.
"Hold up! Something's happening" Zoey said as a gym popped out and it revealed to be…a Mewtwo raid.
"It's Mewtwo!" everyone said in unison.
"You will never defeat me!" Mewtwo shouted.
"Wait a minute; this isn't Pokemon: The First Movie! Why are you talking?!" Zoey shouted.
"I mean…" Mewtwo does its signature Pokemon cry.
"That's better" Zoey smiled.
"Did you told the most powerful Pokemon to shut up?" Steve asked.
"Steve, you should never question a hot girl. The answers will always be obvious" Zoey laughed.
"So are you guys ready?" Steve asked.
"READY!" everyone said as they prepare for battle.
"We need some battle music though" Jeff said.
"No problem. Hit the music" Hayley said as Pokemon Diamond and Pearl theme played.
"Not bad. Let's do this guys!" Steve said as we see all the screens of the game and they use their strongest Pokemon to take down Mewtwo. All of them use Tyranitars with Bite and Crunch to attempt to defeat it.
"Come on guys! We can do it!" Steve said.
"The world depends on us to finally capture all the legendaries and complete the Pokedex!" Zoey added.
"Keep pressing guys!" Hayley shouted as all 12 friends kept pushing the buttons nonstop. Fortunately, in the neck of time, Mewtwo is defeated.
"Did we do it?" Jeff asked.
"Yes" Steve answered.
"What did it cost?" Hayley wondered.
"Everything" Zoey answered.
"Boo! You guys ruined Infinity Wars!" Mark complained but Adaline whispered something in his ear.
"I know the movie came out a year ago! For God's sake, we're still in this same season for like I don't know, 84 years?!" he complained as he broke the fourth wall.
"You're not wrong about that" Adaline winked at the audience.
"Oh look, it's a letter from Niantic" Zoey said as she opens the letter.
"Dear fellow trainers. Congratulations on catching all 150 Pokemon. However, there's one more needed to be caught. It's somewhere out there. Find it and you fully complete Kanto. John Hanke."
"Oh come on!" Mark groaned as he threw his phone to the ground.
"Mark, it's okay. We'll find it" Zoey said as the Mew appeared once again. It winked at the audience and disappeared.
"I see it!" Barry shouted as it spotted the Mythical Pokemon.
"Yeah right. It was probably… OH MY GOD! IT'S MEW!" Steve shouted as the heroes spotted Mew. Mew laughed as it flew away.
"Let's get it!" Hayley ordered as they all ran to find it, but it kept camouflaging, making it difficult for it to be caught.
"Damn it! We lost it" Jeff said.
"Guys, I read that it can disguise as anything" Adaline said.
"Like a Ditto?" Bethany asked.
"Exactly" Adaline answered.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's find it" Hayley said as they look around the bushes. However, they bump into…the father of the Saffron gym leader Sabrina.
"Oh f*ck me! It's that creep who pantsed Ash from that one episode!" Steve cursed.
"If you want to catch Mew, you need to defeat Sabrina first" Sabrina's dad said.
(A/E Kudos to Adam Blaustein for reprising his role!)
"Sir, we already did" Zoey said as she showed him the Marsh badge.
"Damn it!" he melted away.
"And yes he's a pedophile" Zoey joked as she looked as us.
Many hours later, there was no Mew.
"Damn, we failed. There's no way we'll be able to catch Mew now" Steve said as he and the others look down in disappointment.
"Yeah, we should just give up. It's going to be like Fortnight either ways" Hayley said.
"You're right. Besides, I need to focus on my modeling career" Zoey said.
"Okay, it was fun you guys. Let's go home" Steve suggested as they went home, only to see Mew…hanging out with Mary and Rogu.
"Mary, how did you…?" Hayley wondered.
"Hi Mommy and Daddy and uncle Steve and aunt Zoey and everyone else! Rogu found someone to keep us entertained" Mary explained.
"Rogu loves Mary. Rogu loves fairy friends" Rogu said as he and Mew gave each other a high five.
"Let's capture it!" Barry suggested.
"Actually, it's okay. Let's just leave it for the way it is now" Zoey said.
"But what about the Pokedex?" Steve wondered.
"Rogu asks Mew" Rogu said as he whispered into Mew's ear and it glows eyes, which makes the scene shift to…the same scene.
"What was that?" Steve wondered.
"Oh look! It's research tasks! Once we complete it, we get our own Mews!" Zoey explained.
"YAY!" everyone cheered in unison.
"I love happy endings. What do you think girls?" fairy 1 asked as the rest played on their smartphones.
"Of course nobody listens to me when they're on their phones" fairy 1 surrendered as she plays on her phone as well.
The scene ends with Natalie giving Lauren a photo album.
"Happy birthday Lauren" Natalie said as Lauren opened the album.
"Thank you Natalie! I love it!" Lauren smiled as she makes out with her.
"We should get married!" Natalie suggested.
"We will eventually!" Lauren said as their makeout was so hot, steam fogs the TV screen.
"Oh crap! I left the sauna on!" Lauren complained.
Mew once again appears and winks at the audience and left.
End of Chapter
There you have it. Onto the last chapter of this season, so that Mark doesn't have to complain again.
