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The chapter starts with Steve and Zoey talking to the audience.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. You're probably wondering when is the big wedding for us? Well, we're not going to have a wedding" Steve explained.
(Audience booing)
"Hold up. Instead, imagine if we let other people control the wedding" Zoey suggested.
"That's what we like to call: 3 Weddings" Steve announced as the screen reads 3 Weddings.
Skit 1
Steve's and Zoey's Wedding Directed by Edgar Wright
The scene shifts to Steve listening to music in his room. He starts lip synching "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects. Hayley enters and looks at him all weird.
"I'm not going to ask" she laughed as she left.
"I'm going to get married to Zoey! I'm going to get married to Zoey! This is going to be the best year of my life! First, she has her concert, then we have the wedding, and then we'll have 11 kids…hey wait a minute! I'm not Lori Loud!" Steve complained. "Oh who cares? Our music will bring us closer than ever!" the scene transitions like a comic book as we see Roger and his henchmen looking at posters of Zoey Wilson and the Lions.
"That's her! That's the girl we need to eliminate" Roger said as he is disguised as a mobster.
"How do we stop her?" criminal 1 asked.
"It's simple: we crash at their concert and ruin everything" Roger explained.
"Why look Pip. It's a mobster and their mobsters as well. This is going to be a great or my name isn't Bub" a British cop named Bub said, which he is voiced by Simon Pegg.
"You're right Bub. This is going to be fun" Pip said as he's voiced by Nick Frost. His dialogue is written in comic book bubbles as the page turns to the next one.
Later, Steve and Snot arrived at Zoey's concert.
"Tonight, see Zoey Wilson and the Lions perform live at the CIA!" an announcer said as Steve is looking forward to hearing his future wife perform.
"I know this girl!" Snot said.
"Oh yeah?!" Zoey shouted.
"You know her?!" Steve questioned.
"Oh yeah!" Zoey shouted again.
"Oh no…" Steve whimpered.
During Zoey's performance, the scene shifts like a strip in a comic book, going from Zoey to Steve to Snot to other audience members to Zoey's bandmates and back and forth and so on and so forth.
Zoey:
Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when
Our common goal was waiting for the world to end
Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend
You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again
Send you my love on a wire
Lift you up, every time, everyone, ooh, pulls away, ooh
From you
"This looks familiar" Hayley said as she checks out her cellphone.
"HEY! Is Pen recycling past moments for this wedding?! That tears it!" we see Hayley giving me a piece of paper as you only see my hands typing on a computer.
"Oh crap! It's a lawsuit. It says here that I already used it in a former chapter…oh well anyways…" the scene changes back to the concert, only for Roger to appear. Everyone screams in panic.
"I got you now, you bitches!" Roger takes out a rifle and starts attacking everyone. The mobsters do the same.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Zoey shouted.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you will bow down to me as I am your king!" Roger ordered as one by one, people are getting killed.
"Oh no!" Steve shouted as his scene is written in a comic book dialogue and the next page turns into an ad for X-ray glasses which is $49.99! Call 1-800-Say-What.
(A/E Don't actually call please.)
Back to the scene where Roger flies towards Steve in a slow motion.
"I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do" Steve repeatedly said as Roger made it to him. However, his arm is attacked by…a pistol sword.
"Grappling hook!" it was Zoey who attacked him.
(Audience cheering)
"You broke my arm, you bitch!" Roger shouted as the mobsters started to attack her and Steve.
"Should we?" Steve suggested as they team up.
ROUND 1….FIGHT!
Using video game sound effects, Steve punches Roger repeatedly, with the game score increasing for every punch.
We see someone actually playing the video game at an arcade.
"Man this is better than Final Fight!" a player said as the scene shifts back to the fight scene.
Every kick and punch Zoey creates make a POW and OUCH comic sight. As it looks like Roger is going to be defeated, he had other plans.
"Release the zombies!" Roger shouted as many zombies arrived.
"What should we do?" Steve asked.
"We got this, but first" Zoey suggested as she puts a quarter on a jukebox and it plays "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.
"Let's fight!" Steve shouted as they use weapons to hit the zombies, but to no avail.
"Use your bra sword attack!" Steve ordered.
"I can't! I forgot to attach my sword to it" Zoey explained as she gets punched by Roger.
"Zoey no!" Steve tried to save her, but was ganged up by the zombies.
"Oh look Pip, some kids need help" Bub said as he and Pip arrived.
"Let's help them out" Pip said as they help save the heroes. Fortunately, Steve and Zoey recover in the neck of time.
"We got you now!" Steve and Zoey shouted as they shot their weapons at Roger and in slow motion, his body splits up. Play "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong for this scene.
"Steve and Zoey can go suck a dick!" Roger shouted as he dies slowly.
"Did we…?" Steve asked as Zoey ran towards him and kisses him.
"We did it babe!" Zoey said.
"We're okay!" Steve added as well.
"Let's get married!" Zoey suggested as the comic book flips to their wedding. Steve wears a tuxedo and Zoey wears a wedding dress. Everyone of their friends and family were present.
"I love happy endings" Pip said.
"Me too!" Bub added.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride" the priest said as Steve and Zoey kissed each other and the camera pans out from a comic with the words "THE END" written in comic book font.
End of Skit 1
Skit 2
Steve and Zoey's Wedding Directed by Tim Burton
The scene is drawn via The Nightmare Before Christmas as everything is shown in claymation. We see Steve walking back and forth as he is getting married to the beautiful Zoey. He looks very nervous as he's getting ready for the big day.
"Oh man! I'm not looking forwards to this. What if Zoey thinks I'm a loser? What if Zoey doesn't like me? Oh help me lord!" he panicked as a mysterious hand appeared.
"What is this?" Steve asked if he looks at the hand.
"I got it. I'll practice using this" Steve said. "My name is…Deppy and I'm marrying the beautiful Zoey. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you very much."
However, the mysterious hand glows and it creates a strong beaming light. It becomes…a zombie bride.
"Why hello young man" the mysterious bride said, which is voiced by Helena Bonham Carter.
"Who are you?" Steve asked.
"I'm your wife. Call me Bride" Bride answered.
"I'm sorry but I'm marrying Zoey. I can't marry you" Steve refused.
"Well it's too bad because you are now in The Land of the Dead" Bride said as they enter a field where zombies live.
"Great! More zombies! Why does pen enjoy torturing me with mysterious zombies?" Steve wondered.
"Who?" Bride asked.
"Nevermind. So anyways, are you going to be my practice wife?" Steve asked.
"Yes Deppy, but first you have to confess to us something you did that was stupid" Bride suggested.
"I did give my niece a creepy gift one time" Steve recalled.
(Flashback)
Mary opens a present.
"Look Mommy, it's uncle Roger's head" it was Roger's head, but was shrunk. Hayley screams in fear.
(Flashback Ends)
"What do I have to do?" Steve wondered.
"Prove to this Zoey girl that you are the one" Bride explained.
"Well, I can always switch characters like this" Steve transforms…into a zombie dog. "Oh great, I'm that stupid dog from Frankenweenie!"
"Anyone else?" Bride asked.
"I got it!" Steve transforms into…Willy Wonka.
"Where's my candy?!" he shouted.
"You're not even trying, are you?" Bride asked.
"Not at all" he turned to being Deppy.
"What you need is a new look and I will help you" Bride suggested as she gives Steve a makeover, using her hands to cut his hair via Edward Scissorhands.
"Now you have to prove the world that you are romantic…in front of these people" Bride said as they see a bunch of…headless men.
"Alright, I'll do it" Steve answered as he kissed the Bride.
"What am I, your grandmother?" Bride asked.
"Well, I thought…" Steve wondered as Bride kissed him better.
"I don't get…" Steve was about to talk, but the Bride's body transforms…into Zoey.
"Zoey, is that you?" Steve asked.
"That's right babe. We may look like freaks but I love you" Zoey explained.
"Even if we're apes from The Planet of the Ape, we're still a loving couple" Steve said as they transform into apes from the movie mentioned.
"Uh, I have a better scene" Zoey suggested as they kiss, but this time they are in the world of The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Zombies:
This is Halloween!
This is Halloween!
This is Halloween!
"What's going on?" Steve wondered.
"Well, our wedding should have something romantic. Something that's never happened before" Zoey explained.
"What does Halloween and Christmas time have to do with our marriage?" Steve wondered.
"You want something else?" Zoey asked.
"Yes please" Steve answered as the couple kissed once again, but this time they went to a chocolate factory.
"There's my chocolate!" Steve cheered.
"I'd figure it would be something that you really like Steve" Zoey smiled as they went inside. However, a bunch of Oompa Loompas appeared.
Oompa Loompas:
Steve and Zoey
They're the one
It looks like
Their lives are done
Steve and Zoey
They're the one
They complain
About what is fun
"What the f*ck is going on?" Steve cursed.
"I have no f*cken clue either!" Zoey answered.
"Okay, if we don't find the perfect scenario, we should just get married in court" Steve suggested.
"Good idea" Zoey agreed as the couple kiss one more time, as the scene now shifts to a circus.
"Oh look, elephants! Aren't they cute?" Zoey said as they visited the elephants.
"They are adorable. However, I don't like how they treat them. Should we free them?" Steve suggested.
"We should!" Zoey agreed as they used their superhero weapons to free the elephants from the cages.
"Oh man! No elephant with giant ears! What a douche pen is" Steve grumbled.
"Who?" Zoey asked.
"Nevermind. Let's go" Steve said as the elephants are free.
"Stop them! They're stealing the elephants!" the circus owner shouted as he spotted them freeing the animals.
"Hurry!" Steve ordered as all the elephants are free and returned back to their homes. However, the giant elephant with giant ears arrived.
"DUMBO!" the couple cheered in unison.
"Should we?" Steve asked.
"Sure why not?" Zoey agreed as they flew in the giant elephant. However, the circus owner and poachers spotted them. They try shooting with their weapons, but fortunately, Zoey used her pistol sword to avoid damage.
"Damn you guys!" the owner complained as policemen arrived. "They stole the elephants! Arrest them!"
"Nope, you're under arrest for animal cruelty!" a policeman said as he handcuffed the owner, as the other cops arrested the poachers.
"Damn it to hell!" the circus owner complained.
"Let's get married now" Zoey suggested as the scene shifts to their wedding, which had all the characters from every Tim Burton movie, along with the bride's and groom's friends and families.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride" the priest said as Steve and Zoey kissed once again and everyone at the wedding cheered. The scene ends with Steve and Zoey riding on Dumbo with a cape that reads "Just Married" on the backside. The couple spend the rest of their lives together and they live happily ever after.
The End
I mean…
End of Skit 2
Skit 3
Steve and Zoey's Wedding Directed by Zack Snyder
We see Steve looking out at a river as he's watching through a bridge.
"I'm getting married to Zoey soon. I have wedding plans and everything. I want to prove the world that my name is Steven Anita Smith. I'm not Macho Man. I'll never forget the battle I recently had" Steve recalled in his mind as flashbacks of him being Macho Man had him saving kids from a fire, defeating a monster that nearly killed Hayley and Jeff, and saving a family from being driver to the end of the hill.
"I'm no hero and I never will be" Steve thought as he throws his suitcase over the river, which had his Macho Man costume inside as it floats away.
Meanwhile, we see Zoey getting ready for her wedding.
"Mom, I'm nervous" Zoey said.
"Honey, it's going to be okay. I promise I won't feel upset if you ever decide that I'm ready to be a grandma" Katherine said as she rubbed Zoey's belly.
"Mom, I'm not…" Zoey added.
"I know" Katherine smiled.
Meanwhile, somewhere out there, we see Roger disguised as Lex Luther.
"Well, well, what do we have here? Is Macho Man ready to surrender just to marry his bimbo he calls his future wife?" Roger asked as Klaus is playing…Centipede.
"Uh yeah, whatever boss" the goldfish commented.
"I have an amazing plan to defeat Macho Man once and for all" Roger thought.
"Roger, Steve is retiring as Macho Man. Why are you wasting your time?" Klaus wondered.
"Wasting my time? What kind of question is that?! I'll find that Steve Smith and defeat him once and for all!" Roger shouted.
"How?" Klaus asked.
"With this!" Roger discovered alien technology. "I'm going to create the most powerful monster in all of Langley Falls and nobody will stop me now!"
"Oh man, this is outrageous!" Klaus complained.
DING
DING
DING
"Damn it fish!" Stan appeared out of nowhere to…spank Klaus.
"Why are you spanking me?!" the goldfish whined.
"What did I say about that word?" Stan demanded.
"It's not my fault!" Klaus cried. "Roger, help me!"
However, the alien finished his creation from the technology he made.
"Perfect! Be free, my loyal monster!" Roger ordered as a giant lizard troll monster emerged.
"Kill this man!" he shows it a photo of Steve.
Later, we see Steve looking at a river with ducks swimming. However, he noticed a lot of people running away.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"It's here! Run for your lives" a man asked as the monster emerged.
"Say hello to Ragathor!" Roger explained as the monster shoots laser eyes at people, turning them into stone.
"I don't want to be Macho Man. Oh man, what do I do?" Steve asked as Klaus…arrived to give him his costume.
"You'll need it to defeat Ragathor" Klaus explained as the monster turned Klaus into stone.
"Damn it!" Klaus shouted inside his mind as the monster continue to attack citizens.
"Why were you helping him?" Roger demanded, only for Steve to attack him with his toothpicks.
"Let's just say that Super Karate Kid lend me these weapons" Steve said.
(Audience cheering)
"Get him!" Roger ordered Ragathor as it spits out fire. Steve uses his cape as a shield to avoid attack from the monster. He uses his swords to attack it, but it is too powerful to be taken down.
"Nice try Steve! Nobody is going to stop him anytime soon!" Roger taunted as the monster continues to wreak havoc.
"I'm not going to let everyone down" Steve said as he uses his strong muscles to attempt to carry Ragathor, but to no avail.
"Damn it. Why isn't it easy to carry him?" Steve wondered. However, the monster grabbed him by its left hand.
"Oh no! It's too late now. There is no hope. I'm not going to be able to marry Zoey anytime soon. This is going to be the end. Goodbye world" Steve whimpered as Ragathor was going to eat him, until…
"You're going to be late" it was…Zoey who appeared in a bridal dress that's similar to Wonder Woman's outfit. She shoots her pistol sword at the hand of Ragathor.
(Audience cheering)
"How did you…?" Steve asked.
"Call me Beautiful Bride" Zoey winked at the audience. She uses her pistol sword to fight the monster.
"Come on Ragathor! Do something!" Roger demanded as the soon to be married couple fight hard to take down the monster. Despite the hard fight, Steve and Zoey combined their love and power to defeat the monster once and for all, saving Langley Falls.
(Audience cheering)
"Damn it!" Roger kneeled down. "I hate you all!" he vanished in thin air.
"We defeated it" Steve said.
"Yes we did!" Zoey agreed as they proceed to their wedding still in their superhero costumes.
"Steven Anita Smith, do you take Zoey Melanie Wilson as your lawful wedded wife?" a priest asked.
"I do" Steve answered.
"Zoey Melanie Wilson, do you take Steven Anita Smith as your lawful wedded husband?" the same priest asked.
"I do" Zoey answered.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride" the priest announced as all the friends and families of Steve and Zoey appeared and cheered at the wedding.
The couple kiss at the end.
"Macho Man may be gone, but Steven Anita Smith lives forever and so does Zoey Melanie Wilson" Steve narrates as the scene shifts to Bullock enjoying lunch at a restaurant, but he sees Steve and Zoey laughing and having a good time.
"How is Smith alive? I thought he died…nevermind" Bullock said as he resumes eating.
"Dad, where's Macho Man?" a boy asked his father.
"He's gone. Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Langley Falls deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Macho Man" the father answered as the final scene shifts to the wedding earlier, as Steve and Zoey tie the knot one more time and rode off in their invisible jet with the words "JUST MARRIED" written on the back and once again concludes an exhausting yet touching season.
End of Skit 3
End of Chapter
Post Chapter Scene
The credits roll, which are the same from last season, and also includes thanks to rarity92, klombarBB, 123kid, n, Family Guy Fan writer 15, TimeLordMaster108, Hero King Zeta 1991, and everyone else who either reviewed and/or favorite this story.
Steve and Zoey have their formal wedding, with all their friends and families. Steve wore a tuxedo and Zoey wears a beautiful short bride dress. Everyone cheers as the married couple share a kiss. We see them going inside a limo with a license plate reading JUST MARRIED.
A Few Days Later
Steve and Zoey are having their honeymoon at a fancy hotel. We see them getting back massages, eating food, swimming at a jacuzzi with Steve in green trunks and Zoey in a pink bikini, and then they go to bed as Steve wears small blue briefs and Zoey wears purple bra and panties with a garter belt. They kiss and make out in bed. Then they are covered in bed sheets as Zoey removes her underwear and drops it to the ground.
A Few Weeks Later
The scene shifts to Zoey's room, where she wakes up in her pink pajamas and goes to the bathroom to take a pregnancy test.
"Safety first" she smiled.
Moments later, this happened.
"Oh no…" Zoey whimpered as the test has this: (+).
End of Season 4
Yes ladies and gentlemen, Zoey Melanie Wilson is enceinte. Don't know what enceinte is? The Family Guy episode "Stewie is Enceinte" will tell you what that word means. What will happen to Steve and Zoey? Find out in season 5. However, I will announce that season 5 will be the the last season. However, next season will be uploaded soon so stay tuned. Read and review and see you next season. I want to say thank you for reading this season. To be honest, this has been the toughest season to write ever. Hopefully the final season will be better. Thank you for being amazing readers! I'll see you in the middle of June for the season premiere!