Chapter Twelve: Double Trouble

"Umm,.. excuse me,.. did this little girl just say that she went back in time?" Sakura questioned while pointing over at Keiko.

"Yes I did and I'm not little! I'm eleven years old for you information!" she snapped while placing her hands upon her hips and pointing a finger at her.

"Okay, okay, sorry." Sakura muttered underneath her breath with a roll of her eyes. "Who exactly are you and why do you look a lot like me?" she wondered.

"I'm Keiko Haruno, and although I understand that you might not believe me I'm going to tell you anyway." She began. "I'm your little sister. And Sasuke becomes like a big brother to me once you start dating him." She explained as Sakura suddenly gasped.

"I do!?" she exclaimed excitedly.

"Yep, you even got married to him and I have the pictures to prove it." Keiko told her when suddenly it was Sasuke's turn to roll his eyes.

"I don't believe this." He mumbled before Keiko took out her cellphone and showed him the picture of when he proposed to Sakura.

"I took that picture at Sakura's surprise birthday party." She told him before she showed him a picture of Ami. "And this is your foster daughter Ami." She explained.

"Wow, this is some pretty freaky shit right here." Naruto said before Sakura slapped him upside the head. "Ouch! Damn it! Watch it Sakura!" he hollered.

"No,.. you watch it!" Sakura cried. "You shouldn't cuss in front of my little sister like that you are setting a bad example for her!" she snapped.

"Well it's not like it isn't anything I haven't heard before." Keiko began. "Big brother,.. oops,.. sorry,.. I'm so used to calling you that now. I mean Sasuke cusses all of the time. Mostly when he's out on the road." She finished as Sasuke raised a questioning eyebrow.

"I can drive a car?" he questioned with uncertainty as Keiko nodded.

"Yep, and I have one more thing to prove that I'm telling the truth." She began as she slipped the locket off around her neck. "You gave this to me and there's a picture of you me and Sakura inside of it." She told him as she showed him the picture and that's when suddenly her eyes changed to a darker colored blue and she hung her head sadly. "You gave this to me right before you told me that you would have to be going away for a while." She told him while slipping her locket back over her neck and before Sakura could ask her why that's when Naruto spoke up.

"You know, if this chick is for real we could make a lot of money off of her." He said while pointing a finger at her when suddenly Keiko's eyes turned into a devilish red and she levitated a rock off of the ground and hit him in the head with it. "Ouch! Hey!" he hollered before he started rubbing it.

"There's one thing I forgot to tell you." She began. "I can bend chakra. You don't want to mess with me when I get mad." She told him.

"Yep, she's your sister alright." Sasuke said while heaving a light sigh.

"Okay, okay fine. I won't try to make money off of you then." Naruto began. "At least I still have plan B." he finished with a proud grin as it was now Sakura's turn to sigh.

"Do I even want to know?" she questioned.

"Probably not, but I have a feeling that he's probably going to tell you anyway." Sasuke told her when all of a sudden from out of nowhere Naruto pulled a wooden stick from around his back.

"How long have you had that?" Sakura asked him while pointing at it. "Furthermore, what exactly is that?" she wondered.

"It's my butt scratcher." Naruto began before he scratched his behind and then let out a huge sigh of relief. "I'm planning on selling these for 9.95 and if the customers act right away they'll get this bonus free nose picker." He said as he pulled out a plastic finger from one of his pockets.

"You really are an idiot do you know that?" Sasuke questioned him as Sakura made a face.

"And absolutely one hundred percent disgusting." She told him.

"What?! Sasuke could really use one of these babies since he picks his nose all of the time anyway and still doesn't do a very good job." Naruto pointed out as Sasuke narrowed his eyebrows and glared at him.

"Naruto, here's a little bit of some helpful advice for you." He began. "Shut the hell up,.. or I will kill you." He told him as Keiko giggled.

"You sound like a childhood friend of mine." She said. "Anyway, it was nice meeting all of you again, but I really have to get back home. My friends and family will be really worried about me." she told them. "The only problem is that I don't know how to teleport through time yet,.." she began when suddenly she got an idea and took out her cellphone. "but I do know somebody that can." She said before she started dialing Sasuke's phone number.

"Hello?" he questioned.

"Hey big brother, sorry to be bothering you but I seem to be having a bit of a problem. I'm stuck in the past. Can you come and get me?" she asked him as the younger Sasuke suddenly gasped while hearing his older voice coming out through the speakers.

"How can you be stuck in the past?" the older Sasuke wondered.

"I'm not sure, but it must have happened when I fell out of that tree." She told him.

"So,.. let me get this straight,.." he began. "You fell out of a tree, and ended up in the past." He said with disbelief.

"Yep, and I can prove it too." Keiko told him before she put him on speaker.

"Hello? Keiko?" he questioned with uncertainty.

"What's going on?" both Sasukes wondered at exactly the same time. "Whoa, this is freaking crazy!" they exclaimed together as Keiko giggled.

"You're both saying exactly the same thing at exactly the same time." She said.

"No duh, we're not deaf." Naruto said when suddenly Keiko's eyes turned white and she made another rock hit him in the head. "Would you cut that out!?" he hollered while he placed his hand to his head again and started rubbing it once more.

"If you shut up I will." Keiko told him as the younger Sasuke grinned.

"Aw man, I wish you could stay. I'm actually starting to like you." He told her.

"Sorry but I can't." she began. "My big brother is coming to get me any moment now." She told him before all of a sudden the older Sasuke teleported there with them. "Did I call that or what?" she questioned as both Sasukes stared wide eyed at each other.

"Yep, you really weren't kidding. You really got stuck in the past somehow." The older Sasuke said. "Man, I can't believe it but all of the other boys in the hidden leaf village were right. My hairstyle really did look like a duck's butt." He said while shaking his head in disbelief before he grabbed ahold of Keiko's hand and then teleported them out of there.