Hello I'm back! And before you start throwing things all I have for my defense is that collage+work= a pain in the ass. Please enjoy.
I do not own RWBY or anything else that happens to be in this story.
"Speaking"
'Reading'
Flashback
'Thinking'
News Report
The Many Days of Volume 1
Team SNKE
It was a few days after they meet up with the other teams for the first time when they called another meeting near the edge of school to discuss training.
"So what did you call us here for blonde?" asked Yang
'Your a blonde yourself" was the collective thoughts of all others in the room other than the knocked out Yale.
"Well, my fellow blonde, if you must know we called a meeting to discuss everyone's training. Our team is willing to teach everyone here…" Shura said before he was rudely interrupted.
"And what makes you think that we need help from you lot of barbarian's?" came Weiss's response.
This time Evan spoke, "Because each of us can take on the entire freshman class and come out of it mostly unscathed, add to the fact that I am at least proficient in most weapons in the world and am considered a master of two different fighting types, I think you may like our help in covering all your bases."
"Umm, Evan."
"Yes Ruby?"
"What about being called a barbarian?"
"Truth be told I can be considered one in some aspects but no one else on my team even come close."
"Hay, how did you divide your time to those weapon and types evanly?"
*Groan* "Yang that was as bad as dad's puns."
"You take that back!" Yang said as she started chasing her now running sister.
"But it's the truth!" said the now almost dot-like sister
'Is this how school is going to be?'
"I'M UP AND READY TO….. PUPPY!" shouted the now awake Yale as he chased a beowolf that got too close to their meeting spot.
Kevin & Evan
Kevin and Evan where downtown the next day.
"What are we here for again Evan?"
"Like I told everyone else, I have a building in downtown with all the weapons I've gained over the years."
"I get that but why do we have to go now?"
"Because I need the weapons that are most like the ones the other teams have in order to train them effectively."
"And the guns?"
"That's your specialty is it not? Anyway we're here." he said as they stopped in front of a seemingly rundown building.
"I thought you said it would be in good condition." Kevin said with a raised brow.
"Do you always judge a book by its cover?" asked Evan before he walked in.
"No, not all the time," he said before mumbling "at least I don't think I do."
When they got inside Evan went to the stars before going down with Kevin following until they got to a metal door with a keypad to the side.
"I still don't know why...oh." Kevin started before Evan opened the door to show an underground bunker with its walls full of weapons, and even some on the ceiling and on racks all over the room which itself was gigantic.
"You were saying Kevin?"
"... How did you manage this?"
"Well, believe it or not this used to be my house until four years ago, after that I paid for an underworld construction crew to create this place in secret. And since no one wants to mess with me after what happened two years ago so they left this place to fall."
"What happened two years ago?"
"A massacre" was all the answer he got before they started gathering weapons.
"Hey what're these ones over here!" shouted Kevin as he stood in front of a case containing two swords and a full body suit.
"Ah, those are my most prized weapons outside of Night Burner. The giant blade I got after defeating a bandit who decided he was unstoppable because he had that sword, funny part was he might have had a point if he could lift the thing. And as far as I know its name is 'Bolt' and as you can see it was named that for having Lightning Dust infused in the blade."
"It looks like Frostbite that the criminal Wacian uses."
"Hmm, as far as I know there is no connection."
As they took one last look at the giant yellow blade they turned toward the green nodachi.
"This is a gift from an old friend of mine, it used to be his blade until he couldn't use it anymore. It's name is 'Tornado' and it has the ability to throw wind blades and I have yet to meet its maximum cutting potential."
Hearing this Kevin got a big grin on his face, "so what have you been able to cut with those blades?"
Seeing his partners grin he returned the favor, "Ever heard of the part of the forest outside of Vale that suddenly gained a giant clearing in in one day?" To which Kevin nodded. "One swing."
"And finally the suit," he said with a sad smile, "This was Sarah's battle suit. It is made of highly protective skin-tight material with slots for Dust crystals on the back of the hands and on the waist. You can mix and match dust crystals to obtain different effects for each one. It is currently in use by a friend of mine when she is in town and has the need for it."
"How protective is the material?"
"It won't completely stop rifle fire, but no knife or handgun is getting past it. Sure you might get a bruise but that's better than being dead."
"Yeah, by the way what do we have left to get?"
"Well most of them were easy, Pyrrha uses spear, sword, and shield so I got the weapons closest to her size. Juane was the same, Rin will be trained on how to use the knife he has hidden on him, and Nora uses a massive hammer, so sledge anyone?"
"How do you know Rin has a knife on him?"
"Years on the streets teaches you to learn how to tell who has what." he lied without missing a beat.
"And as for team TYDY I have nothing for Taupe, Yale uses a machete and I have plenty of those laying around. For Dustin I grabbed two quarter staffs so he can learn how to fight without using his semblance for everything, and Yeller uses a bow and I'm not the best aim."
"Ok but I see only two weapons for RWBY why is that?"
"Weiss uses a rapier and while I don't have many, I do have a few. The other is for Blake and for her I have a kusarigama to train he use in her ribbon and Nico can train her in Ittoryu. I can train Yang in hand to hand, and as much as I hate to admit but I've only ever fought one scythe user and he went down in one hit, but I didn't get the weapon."
"Oh, ok do you have anything close to a scythe?"
"I have a naginata but that only goes so far."
"I understand, but it's better than nothing. Grab it and let's go."
Team TYDY
It was a normal day for those of team TYDY. Dustin was reading a book in the corner of the room, Yeller was making tea and biscuits, Yale was running around like a kid in a candy store, and Taupe was running after him screaming about one thing or another while waving his guns in the air.
"...AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE TIME I WENT TO BUST YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF AN ASYLUM, OR…." (yeah lets leave those two alone)
Then there was a knock at the door making Dustin walk across the newly made shooting range that was their room to get the door.
"H-hello, wh- who is it?"
"Open up you blubbering buffoon. Don't you know not to keep us ladies waiting?" came the voice of the newly dubbed ice queen on the other side of the door.
"Weiss that was mean." came another younger voice as Dustin was undoing the locks on the door.
"Ruby do be quiet. The only reason I'm even here is because you dragged me here." and by this point Dustin had opened the door to the war zone inside, and before the girls could come in Yale and Taupe rushed out of the room with gunfire being heard all around campus.
"What was that! And why is this room a mess?! Is this the reason we now have holes in our room?!" yelled Weiss as she started to tap her foot with her arms crossed expecting an answer.
"Y-yes, I-I be-believe Taupe is a b-bit trigger h-happy."
"Then why haven't you stopped him?! Why does he still have his guns on him?!" All the while Ruby was being treated to tea time by Yeller.
"This is great Yeller! How do you make such good tea?"
"Well miss Ruby, I am a butler of the Bush house. So I need to know how to do these types of things to do my job." answered Yeller in a gentleman-like tone.
"Oh, so why are you here in Beacon if your a butler?" asked a starry eyed Ruby who seemed to have been chibified in the few seconds it took to for him to refill her cup.
"Well, if you must ask. A few months ago Mistress Rose was killed in a Grimm attack, in retaliation the family sent multiple servants to different places to learn how to kill Grimm from professionals."
"Hmm, I do believe I heard of that attack. Your mistress was the oldest of four making he the heiress am I correct?" stated in Weiss as she took a seat next to Ruby leaving a stiff Dustin at the open door.
"That would be correct miss Weiss. Would you like some snacks to go with your tea?"
"Yes please."
"Right away miss."
And then the two missing members ran into the room, running over Dustin in the process.
"... AND WHEN I GET THERE I FIND OUT THE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND THREW YOU OUT CLAIMING YOU TO BE A LOST CAUSE…" (yeah lets leave this bit dodges several bullets)
Team SNKE
It was the day before classes start and the four members of team SNKE where relaxing in the living room….. Well most of them where relaxing. Shura was at the moment on his scroll reading the basic information on his teammates, nothing to big just the simple things like Nico not wanting to come to Beacon, Kevin's background in hunting down a criminal, and Evans alcoholic tendencies.
"Hey guys, can I ask you soon somewhat personal questions?" asked Shura as he finally lifted his eyes from his scroll.
"I don't see why not." stated Evan you was currently laid back in the lazyboy with his eyes closed.
"Ok then I guess I'll ask you first. Why do you drink the way you do?"
At this Evan cracked open his right eye to look at him before closing it. "I drink the way I do because of everything that has happened over the past ten years, and no I do not want to talk about it."
"Ok. umm Kevin, why aren't you snapping at the bit to keep tracking down Wacian?" Shura asked Kevin, who was now laying on the couch with his hands behind his neck.
"Thats easy, after a few years of hunting I discovered that if I leave him alone long enough he will come for me. Simple answer for a simple question." he said before returning to his sleep.
Sigh. "Alright, and Nico why do you stay if you didn't want to come in the first place?" and this time he had to look down and to the right of his spot on the final couch to look at a meditating Nico.
"This is a simple answer Shura-san. After finding no way out of this school legally, I decided to continue with my schooling. And during this week I found more reasons to continue being here." he said without moving a flinch except to move his mouth.
At this he got everyone's attention, "And just what is that reason?" asked Evan as he leaned forward in interest.
"The reasoning to you question is easily answered Evan-san. You all interest me." he said as he finally opened his eyes and moved to leave. "Good-day to you all." and exited up the stairs.
After that little scene Kevin went back to sleep, while the last of the team looked at eachother.
"Can I ask you a question Shura?"
"Go ahead."
"How good are you with guns?"
"Well, I have been trained with them over the last four years. So I guess I'm a good shoot."
"How soon can you train me to use different pistols?"
"Pistols only? Shouldn't be that difficult to teach you how to shoot, but before we can do that you will have to learn every part of the gun, what it does, and how to clean it."
"Why do I have to learn all that?" he asked as he tilted his head in confusion.
"Guns aren't like any other weapon, if one part is out of place or dirty things can go terribly wrong. Matter of fact, when I was training in Atlas one of the soldiers hadn't cleaned the barrel of his gun and ended up blowing a hole in himself because it was clogged up enough the round had nowhere to go except towards him."
Hearing this Evan lost all color on his face, "And people wonder why I don't use guns."
"Don't worry that has a one in a million chance of happening, because by the time I'm done with you you'd better remember to care for the weapon. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR CADET?!" Shura said starting lazy until he went full drill sergeant on Evan, who automatically snapped into position with a perfect salute (not that hard when you've taken four years of NJROTC. I miss those days, DRILL TEAM FOR LIFE!).
"SIR YES SIR!"
Team SNKE
Evan chuckled while using his semblance as Kevin passed him not showing any signs of noticing anything wrong, before getting tapped on the back by an invisible hand. This made him go pale before running away yelling something about ghost, while Evan became visible holding his sides from holding in his laughter. This would happen multiple times a week making Kevin believe that that the school is haunted until he found out it was Evan during their fall break.
Team SNKE
It was the first training session of the year and sadly Jaune couldn't make it due too "wanting to hang out with friends".
The first to talk was Kevin, "Now as you know the reason we haven't held this until now was to let everyone settle into school life. How this will work is that Shura will train you in physical fitness, and before anyone complains," he said as he glared at a pouting Ruby and a miffed looking Weiss before continuing, "we are doing this to help with your ability to fight. Our goal is that by the time we finish doing these training session you will be able to fight for long periods of time without stopping, and for that you will need stamina as well as strength and speed."
Seeing his partner stop Evan took over, "And after you do the marry little hike that is your five mile run." At this there were various groans and cries. "Oh stop acting like babies, I could do that run when I was eight. Anyways, after that you will split off between the four of us. I will be sparing with us both using the weapons seen on this rack." he said motioning toward the rack of weapons he got earlier in the month. "Kevin will be teaching the gun aspect, while Nico will help Blake and Yeller. Now get training."
Hearing this Shura hit the play button on a boombox he brought from…. Somewhere, and music began to blast out at Max. Volume.
"What makes a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just 'cause she has big titties?"
At this a blushing Shura hit the stop button so hard he broke the boombox, before throwing it away as he got chased by blushing and enraged females.
"Well that's not how I would have started the run, but whatever works I guess." thought Evan as he turned to choose the first weapon of the day. "Did I remember to not get the non-lethal versions of these weapons? Oh well what's the worst that can happen?"
End
Now this is the Halloween chapter so there is an omake at the bottom. Also while I was midway through volume 2 I had this idea so I went with writing this. And for those who have been checking this story for chapters, don't worry you will be getting all of volume 2 from today until New Years with one chapter being posted on Thanksgiving and Christmas with omakes for those three holidays. The song that came out of Shura's boombox was "Now You're a Man" by DVDA.
Omake:
Team Ruby were heading towards the halloween party that team SNKE was hosting in their house, and each of them had dressed up as characters from the game Mario.
Ruby herself was dressed as Mario with a fake mustache and everything. Weiss was dressed as a white haired Princess Peach, Blake was forced into dressing as a female Luigi, and finally Yang was dressed as a female Bowser that she had named Bowsette.
They had just entered the party when Ruby did her best Mario impression, "Let'sa go it'sa mea Rubio, and I'ma here fora the cookies!" she said as she rushed for the snack table. "Well now that my 'Savior' has ran off I can finally go and do what I want." said Weiss as she walked of to hopefully bake a cake.
"Comeon Blake lets meet the life of the party!" exclaimed Yang as she literally drug the cat faunus by her arm toward her boyfriend who was currently dressed as Dracula. "Well hello hot stuff or should I be calling you count tonight?" she asked as he was taking a sip of punch, making him spit it out due to the combination of the tone of voice she used and how she looked at the moment.
"Well, that depends, do you want to go by babe or tyrant tonight?"
"If I say Tyrant does that mean I can be on top?" she asked with a seductive look making Kevin blush so hard a tomato would be jealous and making Blake have a nosebleed.
"You win, so what brings you to my corner of the room Ms. Tyrant?"
"Well Count, I wanted to find my boyfriend is that so hard to ask? Plus I would love to know what everyone is."
"Nya!"
"Cute Blake, anyways starting with JNPR, Jaune is dressed as a knight in plate armor, Nora is dressed as a fairy princess, Oum help us all, Pyrrha is dressed as a genderbent leonidas from the movie 300, and Ren is dressed as a ninja. In my team Shura is dressed as Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto, Nico is dressed as a werewolf, I am of course Dracula, and Evan is dressed as Bane from Batman."
"Umm Kevin why does Evan have those lines going into his mouth?" asked Blake who finally stopped the bleeding.
"Well, when he learned who he was going as he demanded to modify the costume so those tubes can filter his alcohol into his mouth at the press of a button." he said as he poured a cup of punch for her and offered it to her.
"Oh, ok" she said before taking the cup and drinking some neither of them noticing the gleam in Yangs eyes.
The next morning
Unlike most mornings none of the older students awoke before Ruby who wondered how she got into the bed she was in before heading downstairs into the living room to find something that would scar her for life.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
After all it isn't everyday you find all your friends passed out drunk all over the room in rather interesting positions while missing certain articles of clothing.
End
Somehow I feel like I should say these omakes aren't canon for this story? Oh well if you didn't figure that out before now you know.