I don't own Glee, I don't even own Klaine, but I do enjoy shipping them. I am the Sue Sylvester of this ship.
Prior to Season 3, Episode 5.
Sneaking into a Sex Shop
16-year-old Kurt was wondering what it would be like to take the next step with Blaine. Their make out sessions had become more and more heated and he wasn't sure how much longer their "no hands below the waist" rule would remain practical.
Blaine just oozed sex-appeal. So, he decided it was time to start exploring. So, Kurt decided to sneak into an adult shop; only to see an older lady with a straight face come right up to the blushing teen and ask:
"Anything I can assist you with?"
Kurt turned even redder and muttered something under his breath, but it wasn't audible.
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that hun," the shop assistant responded cheerfully.
"Uhm, I need a vibrator and lube." He said softly.
She nodded, "Which size?"
"I have no idea." Kurt responded honestly. Perhaps he should have done some research online?
"For you or…" She left the question unfinished. She was trying to be polite even though it was clear this teen was as straight as a rainbow.
So Kurt just nodded. She showed him various shapes and sizes, and he decided on a small flesh coloured dildo, only about two fingers wide, as well as a vibrator.
When she brought out the lubes he considered various brands, and not knowing what to take he ended up with a bunch of different titles like: *Trinity Fusion, Blue Explosion, Jelly Donut, and one called Ironic Pink.
"I will take a few and see which one I like," he said paying for his items.
The shop assistant nodded happily as he paid and then moved to pack all the stuff into a plain backpack, since the plastic bag had the shop's advertising logo on it.