I don't own Glee, I don't even own Klaine, but I do enjoy shipping them. I am the Sue Sylvester of this ship.

Season & Episode: After Season 6

Toddler Trouble

Abby was fifteen months old when she started crawling and it happened so fast the couple weren't quite prepared. Toddlers are exhausting, and as such the parents were fast asleep, finally having gotten Abby down for her nap.

The little Hispanic princess woke up before her fathers'. Her skin tone was dark as her eyes were wide open with curiosity. The house was quiet; so the little one went exploring. She crawled into her parents' bedroom and that is where they found her when they woke with a start.

The couple almost fell of the bed; they had noticed the baby monitor was eerily quiet and ran to Abby's room only to find it empty.

When they returned to their room, they noticed something they didn't see before. Kurt's bedside drawer was pulled open. Various objects littered the floor and their eyes met Abby, sitting on the floor next to the wall; pink bottle in her hand.

Kurt went as pink as the bottle when he saw the chubby pink hand around the Ironic Pink lube bottle. The wall was smeared with the water-based lubricant; and the little fingers had painted it all over the fall; those small fingers now in her mouth.

Blaine found this whole episode very amusing, and before Kurt could take the now empty bottle from the toddler, Blaine had taken at least ten photos of the little girl, sending it to all their friends.

"Some toddler-proofing is needed," Blaine said smirking at the horrified expression on his husbands face. Kurt just nodded, picking Abby up from the floor and taking the toddler for a bath.

"Bath time, daddy's curious princess," Kurt finally said with a small chuckle.