Big Bird walked down the iconic Sesame Street thinking "haaaa Sesame Street is the best home I could hope for" when suddenly a random kid and Oscar the grouch came by. "Haha Big Bird is a fat overgrown turkey! I can't believe the show makers want us to be friends!" Says the random kid " I know right! He's so stupid that he thinks the alphabet is a word, I didn't think anyone could be that stupid!" Replies Oscar. "Why do they expect us to be friends with such an idiotic peabrained scaredy-cat!" Says the kid again "and he always acts so sensitive. Sometimes I wish the show makers wouldn't make us be 'friends' with him" Says Oscar "I wish he would just die like a proper roast turkey so we can eat him." Says the random kid. Suddenly they bump into Big Bird who was listening all this time. "So that's how you all think of me? A stupid idiot who's better off dead?" That's when Big Bird, fueled by rage, grew 4 times his normal size, an ability he'd had all his life but never used for fear of hurting someone. At his colossal size big bird began to go berserk, knocking down huge buildings and storefronts, as he did this Oscar and the kid, who's name was Jeremiah just because I, as the author wanted to give him a name, tried to escape only to be caught by Big Bird. The huge yellow bird toppled down building after building swinging the long fainted perpetrators through building after building. Slowly but surely, as Big Bird toppled building after building, he moved closer and closer to the forest just outside Sesame Street. There he found his consciousness and walked over to a clearing, a clearing he knew very well. For it was where he and Elmo, met secretly every night they could. There he lay down Oscar and Jeremiah. As Oscar and Jeremiah woke up, Big Bird yelled "DO YOU ALL REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH?" Oscar was the first to reply "yes, everyone hates you so much. They all want you to die, because of how stupid you are." Big Bird then proceeded to cry his face off then glue it back on with superglue that he just so happened to have on him. Thinking about it, Big Bird realized that everyone, except Elmo, actually hated him. So he grew to 2 times his usual size and knocked down a couple trees, he then proceeded to sharpen them into spikes and shoved them in the ground. Mumbling "sorry" over and over, he shoved Oscar and Jeremiah each on a spike, they screamed in agony as the spike went slowly into their butts and through all of their organs. In the sand in the clearing Big Bird wrote, "I'm sorry Elmo, I couldn't help it. I was blinded by rage and they all said they hated me. -love BigBird" as he left the clearing to become a wanderer, he sliced open the stomachs of the two, walking away as the intestines began to fall out. Now small people GO TO BED!
THE END
A/N: I wrote this also because I was bored. I will not write a sequel unless requested. So yeah. Also if you're wondering why I added romance, it's because, like everything else, I was bored.