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The episode begins with Anastasia in the living room reading one of her favorite love novel.

Anastasia: These two are meant for each other. Sigh" i wish i could have something like this but daddy said i am to young for that.

She was interrupted by Lincoln who had his VR glasses on. And judging from his body movement it seem like he is playing some game.

Lincoln: Take that zombie! (He started to tweak.) Feel me tweak you evil jerk! (killing zombies by tweaking and killed one with a pelvic thrust.) HOO!

Lincoln later left and went up the stairs. Anastasia pull out a notebook from behind her and beginning writing something down.

Anastasia: (In her thought) Today report, Uncle Lincoln tweaking. (Out of her thoughts) That a new addition to the weirdest things i seen.

She close the book and hid it in the couch.

Anastasia: I wonder what it feel like having those on. They look like fun.

Anastasia was about to go back reading but hears Lori yelling.

Lori: Lincoln!

Anastasia: Uh oh, that sounded like aunty Lori. I gonna go see what it is this time.

She got up and went upstairs to see a angry Lori talking to Lincoln.

Lori: There's is one rule in this house, stay out of my bedroom! If i catch you in here again, i will literally turn you into a human pretzel! (Talked to Bobby on the phone) No, not you Bobby. (She giggles) One sec, ok? (She kicked Lincoln out.)

Anastasia watched Lincoln getting kicked out of his sister room after Lori threatened him which made her really angry.

Anastasia: (In her thought) It not just your room you know. Aunty Leni sleep in there too. I sure if dad was here, he woulda straighten her out.

Anastasia went back downstairs as Lincoln put his VR glasses back on and continuing dancing to kill of the zombies until he went to the bathroom.

Lincoln: Zombies don't need to see this.

He took of his glasses and put them on the sink. Before he was about to pee, He hear someone knocking on the door.

Lincoln: Occupied!

The knocking soon turn into pounding.

Lincoln: I can't believe this.

He open the door to see Lori standing there on her phone.

Lori: (On her phone) Bobby, you'll never guess what Whitney said to me today.

Lincoln: (Rhetorically) That you don't respect a man privacy?

Lori didn't hear what Lincoln said and kicked him out of the bathroom.

Lori: No, silly! Not even. She was all like...

Lincoln went to his room and just realize something.

Lincoln: Oh no! My gaming glasses!

He left his room and rushed to the bathroom only to be stopped by Lana and Lola in some authority outfit.

Lana: No running in the hallway!

Lincoln: Huh? What are you talking about?

Lola: Lana, is this maggot giving you lip? (She wrote Lincoln a ticket.)

Lana: We're the new hall monitors at school so we're practicing at home.

They give Lincoln the ticket.

Lola: If we catch you speeding again, you're going downtown! We already locked up Luan for telling bad jokes.

Lola open her door to reveal Luan in a cardboard jail cell.

Laun: Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months! (She laughed and a random rimshot appear.) Get it?

Lola: That's five more minutes, dirt bag!

Lincoln: Okay, ok. I'll walk within the speed limit. I swear.

Lana: NO SWEARING!

When the twins went to their room with Luan still in her jail cell, Lincoln went to the bathroom and see that his beloved glasses is destroy.

Lincoln: Someone stepped on my glasses! NOOOOOO!

Anastasia hears Lincoln yelling about something and saw him coming down the stairs.

Lincoln: Anastasia, Where's Lori?

Anastasia: She just left the house, Why?

Lincoln went out the door to see Lori leave.

Lincoln: LORI! YOU DIRT BAG!

Later, Lincoln was in his room with Clyde and Anastasia and told them the whole story.

Lincoln: One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead and the next...(He groans) IT'S ALL LORI'S FAULT!

Clyde holding the goggles.

Clyde: I can't believe it!

Lincoln: I know! She didn't even say sorry!

Clyde: [lovestruck] No. I cant believe these were touch by Lori's beautiful tootsies...

Clyde was dreaming about Lori breaking Lincoln goggles until he noticed Anastasia by him.

Clyde: Sorry.

Clyde went back being lovestruck.

Anastasia: I am sorry for your loss uncle.

Lincoln: Sigh" It's ok Anastasia.

Anastasia: You sure, uncle?

Lincoln: Yep, because I'm going to give her a call she'll never forget.

Clyde: What are you gonna say?

Lincoln went in his drawer and pull out a sheet of paper and shows it to Clyde and Anastasia.

Clyde: Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever?

Lincoln: (looked evilly) I knew this would come in handy someday. I just didn't know which sistersister would be getting it. But Lori loud, you had made my decision very easy.

He dials Lori phone number on his duck phone while Luna is jamming in the background and riffs to the last note of Lori ringtone. Lincoln is getting impatient.

Lincoln: Agh, Must be charging her phone. No worries. I'll just leave it on her voicemail.

Lori's voicemail: Hey, this is Lori. You know what to do.

[Beep]

Lincoln: Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. Lori, You are...

Lincoln then goes on a blindingly raging rant about Lori as Luna came in his room and block the bad language he was saying. Anastasia cover her ears to block out Lincoln profanity and Luna loud music while Clyde watched in despair as Lori is getting roasted by Lincoln.

Lincoln: AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST SISTER EVER!

He hangs up.

Lincoln: What do you think guys?

Clyde fainted.

Anastasia: If my dad or grandma and grandpa were here and heard that, you would be in big trouble.

Lori enter Lincoln's room.

Lori: Hey, bro. I just wanna say i'm so sorry i stepped on your stupid toy. So i went out and brought you a stupid new one.

Lincoln is shock about hearing this.

Lincoln: You did what now?

Lori tossed him the new glasses.

Lori: Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature.

Lincoln: Yep. That's me. Mr. mature.

Lori left.

Anastasia: (hooing) If she get that voicemail, you will be in big trouble uncle.

Lincoln: This is coming from someone who attacked Leni for accidentally breaking your toy.

A flashback of when Leni was walking to the living room till she heard something break and looks down to see a toy on the floor that she broked. She see a disheartened Anastasia looking at her.

Leni: Oh Anastasia, i sorry i didn't see your toy there. I promise i buy you a new one, ok?

Anastasia left eye started to twitch several times.

Leni: Anastasia?

Anastasia then got heated up and charge at Leni.

Leni: (In fear) Anastasia! No please! I said i was sorry! No please! AHHHHHHH!

The flashback ended.

Anastasia: Well she had that one coming to her.

Later:

Lincoln: What have i done? I called Lori a-[guitar riff] -when she's actually a- [harp string, what am I gonna do?!

Anastasia: Well you can start by stop cussing in front of a one year old. And beside, she might not have listen to the voicemail yet.

Lincoln: You're right! Lori clearly hasn't listened to the voicemail yet, or I'd be a human pretzel. We gotta delete the message.

Clyde: [Got up] Huh? [Fall back on the floor]

Lincoln: Good talk.

Lincoln, Anastasia, and Clyde are peaking out of the door. They see Lola tracking droppings that went from Lynn and Lucy's room to Luna and Luan's room. Security in Lori and Leni's room is very tight. So Lincoln have to find another way in.

Lincoln: Perfect! Lori doesn't have her cell which mean it's still in there charging. Our mission is to infiltrate her room and delete the message before she gets back.

Clyde: But Lori's room is off limits.

Lincoln: I know. That's why i need you to be on a lookout for her.

Clyde: That's easy. I'm always on the lookout for Lori. "He looks at the twins." But what are we going to about them?

Anastasia: Don't worry about them. Let me take care of those two.

Lincoln: Great! (He puts on a black snow hat.) Go time!

Anastasia went up to the twins making a distraction for Lincoln.

Lola: What do you want?

Anastasia: I want to be in this little game y'all playing.

Lana: Tch, This isn't a game. We are practicing as hall monitors.

Lola: Yeah and beside, you don't know anything about being a cop.

Anastasia: Look at you being so high and mighty. And for your information, i do know everything about being a cop. I do more than just read and watch anything love related.

Lola: Tch, yeah right. Like you really do stuff like this. We should throw you in right now.

Anastasia: Oh really? Well if you two are soooo great at your job, then you might want to keep you eyes on Geo.

Twins: What?!

They see Geo leaving from somewhere.

Anastasia: I think he gonna make a run for it.

Geo stop and looks at the twins and Anastasia. He saw Anastasia pull out a hamster treat from her pocket and tosses it down the stairs making him go chase after it.

Lana: Hey, fur ball! No speeding!

Geo didn't listen and went after the treat with the twins follow right behind him.

Twins: Hey! What did we just say?! Get back here!

Anastasia turns and give Lincoln and Clyde a thumb up as a signal that it's ok to come out. Lincoln ran pass and make his way to the vents.

Lincoln: I'm in.

Clyde: (With the schematic of the house) Great. Proceed two clicks north, hook a left, and you should be right over the target.

Lincoln heads down the pathway.

Lincoln: I got my eyes on the package.

Lincoln successfully breaks into Lori room and find her phone still charging. But Lori was coming and he has to act fast. Luckily Clyde comes in as a distraction for her. He immediately rushed to the stairway. Then drew a mustache on his upper lip with a marker and tears off his shirt, revealing a white tux underneath it and acts so suave as Lori approaches, sweeping her off her feet.

Clyde: Hey, beautiful. You take these stairs often?

Lori threw her arms around Clyde and swooned him.

Lori: I will now...handsome. (She winks at him.)

Lincoln then took her phone and immediately deleted the voicemail. The plan worked perfectly. If only it wasn't a dramatization.

Lincoln: And that's how we're gonna do it!

Clyde: Love it! Especially the part where i get to talk to Lori.

Lincoln: What about you, Anastasia? Do you like the plan?

Anastasia: No i don't and here's why. A, you know me and aunty Lola don't get along with each other and B, i don't want to work with "Johnny Bravo" over here. So if you excuse me, i am going to the bathroom and then I'm going back downstairs to the living room. Good day, sirs.

Anastasia left the room.

Clyde: Who is Johnny Bravo?

Lincoln: I don't know Clyde, sound like someone her and Logan see on TV or something.

Clyde: Oh.

Lincoln: Anyway let's get down to business.

Clyde: Agree.

Clyde puts on some perfume.

Lincoln: (cough) what is that?

Clyde: It's my nana's perfume.

Lincoln: (covering his nose) I thought boys put on cologne. That what Logan told me.

Clyde: Lincoln, some males wear perfume.

Lincoln: Oh. Anyway, here's the blueprints for the vents.

Lincoln hands Clyde the drawing of the vents with some red stuff all over it.

Clyde: Are these food stains?

Lincoln: I ate some ketchup-sandwiches while i was drawing the prints. Don't ask why.

They heard a door opening and went to go see who it is. it was Lori.

Lincoln: Lori's leaving!

Lori put a code to keep anyone from going in her room.

Lincoln: Ok, let's do this.

Clyde hops over to the stairway where he was placed at in the dramatization.

Clyde: I'M IN POSITION!

The loud feedback made Lincoln fall back.

Lincoln: Roger that.

He see Lola writing a ticket for Lily for not wearing a diaper.

Lola: No, i can't let you off with a warning!

Lily: [Laugh]

With the twins distracted, Lincoln continue to sneak his way to Lori's room only for Cliff the cat to get on her hat and started padding it. Lincoln tries to shoo him away but cliff tail hit his nose and blocked his sneeze so the twins don't hear him with what he thought was a tissue.

Lola: Next time, remember. This is a mandatory diaper zone!

Lincoln then realize that what he had used wasn't a tissue after all, instead it was Lily's diaper. He threw up getting the twins attention.

Lincoln: (worrying, in his thought) Oh man, if i get caught by them, there won't be a way to get Lori phone and i will be turn into a human pretzel. What am i going to do?

Just as the twins about to make it to the location where the sound was talking from, they see Lily crawling away without her diaper.

Lana: SHE'S MAKING A CRAWL FOR IT!

Lola: GET HER!

The twins went after Lily.

Lincoln: Phew, that was close.

Lincoln makes his ways to the vents. everything was going to plan, until...

?: Hey Lincoln.

Lincoln jumps in fear only to see Lucy right next to him.

Lincoln: Lucy! What are you doing in here?

Lucy: I come here to think. I actually just wrote a new poem called "Ventilate".

Lucy started to read.

Inside the wall

I choose to be alone

If i ever get stuck

Please listen for my moan.

Lincoln: Riiight. (He said and chuckles nervously) Clyde, get me to Lori's room, now. (He slowly creeps away from Lucy)

Clyde: Go three clicks, and a right. Or was it three rights and a click? Wait, what's a click?

Lincoln was crawling around in the vents.

Lincoln: Never mind. I think I'm there.

Lincoln fall through the bathroom vent hatch and almost hit the floor but luckily Lucy was there to catch him.

Lucy: Hey Lincoln.

Lincoln: Phew. Thanks, Luce.

Lincoln walkie talkie fell in the toilet.

Clyde: Lincoln! Is everything ok?

Lincoln swings to the toilet and pull the radio out of it.

Lincoln: Yeah, Clyde. (He groans at the soggy texture his radio has been contaminated with) Everything is perfect.

Lucy pulls Lincoln back up to the vents and continue going through them until he made it Lori's room.

Lincoln: I got my eyes on the package.

Clyde: Package? What about Lori's phone?

Lincoln facepalmed and enters Lori's room with a red rope; however, it seems to come apart.

Lincoln: Clyde, what kind of rope is this?

Clyde: Cherry licorice rope.

Lincoln: Why would you use licorice?

Clyde: It was the only rope i could find.

The licorice breaks causing Lincoln to fall which attracts Lori and Anastasia.

Lori: What was that?

Anastasia: I don't know.

Lori: Well i going to find out. There better not be someone in my room.

Lori got up and went upstairs.

Anastasia: (In her thought) Should i stop Lori from going to her room?... Nah.

Anastasia went back reading. Meanwhile, Clyde see Lori coming up the stairs.

Clyde: (Frantic) Lincoln! Lori's coming! (suave) Don't worry, I'll stall her.

Clyde drew a fake mustache and takes off his shirt then approached Lori. However, once he saw her, he started to have a nasty nosebleed.

Lori: Ugh! Gross!

She runs to her room.

Lincoln was about to delete the message but then he hears Lori coming in. He hid under her bed hoping she won't catch him. Lori enters the room and started to look around to see what what that thumping noise from earlier. Lori kick her shoes off under her bed and hits Lincoln with them, which almost made a sound. Lori got suspicious and checks under her bed only to see nothing but her other shoes she been looking for.

Lori: So this is where all my shoes are.

Lincoln got away just before getting caught by Lori and tried to reach for Lori phone. However, Walt the Canary perched atop of the phone and bit one of Lincoln fingers, almost causing him to yelp in pain. Lori's phone finish charging.

Lori: Finally. "She got from under her bed and took her phone off the charger". Ohh! New messages! I'm so loved! (She leaves)

Lincoln started to panic.

Lincoln: Mission is compromised! The package is on the move! Clyde?

No response.

Lincoln: Clyde! Do you read me?!

Still nothing.

Lincoln: Great now i have do this alone.

Meanwhile, Lori is back downstairs in the living room with Anastasia listening to all the messages she gotting.

Message 1: Hey, babe. Do you think we'll always be together.

Lori: Aww! I'm totes saving that one!

Anastasia couldn't help but listen in on her aunty messages and her reactions to them.

Clyde got back up only to faints once again.

Message 2: Hey babe, it's Bobby again. Should our couple name be Bori or Lobby?

Lori: Saved.

Anastasia: [Disgust] Those are horrible names for a couple.

Lori: Hush you.

Lincoln hurries to stop Lori from listening to his message. But got stopped by the twins.

Lola: We warned you, dirt bag!

Lana: It's the clink for Linc!

Lincoln: Look! Luan's making a jailbreak!

Lincoln trick the twins into looking just so he can make it downstairs.

Lana: Hey!

Lola: Oh forget that bum. He's out of our jurisdiction now.

Lana: Yeah. Let's get doughnuts.

As the twins head out for doughnuts, Lincoln got downstairs and find out that he is too late as Lori were about to listen to his hateful voicemail.

Message: Hey Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Lori! (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Thuds at normal speed) Ugh!

Anastasia looked at her uncle as fear come across his face.

Message: There's something I've been meaning to tell you. Lori, you are...

Lori: Ugh! Delete! Lincoln, there are two rules in this house: stay out of my room, and never call my phone! My voicemail is full enough without useless messages from you!

Lincoln: Gee Lori, I'm sorry. (He said sarcastically and is also relieved that Lori deleted his message.

Lori: But, I'm gonna let it slide this time cause you were so mature when I broke your stupid toy.

Lincoln: (Sheepishly chuckles) Yep. that's me, Mr. mature.

Anastasia: You are a bad aunty.

Lori: And you a bad, crazy little girl.

Anastasia: Point taking. But if one of us were hmmm i don't know, lost or something, i will remember what you said to uncle Lincoln. "Lori looks at her". I just saying and i woulda hate what daddy will do to you if me or the others went missing and you didn't answer our calls or listen to our voicemail. (She said creepily).

Lori and Lincoln just looked at her with fear on their face. Lori got a phone call from Bobby and answers it.

Lori: Bobby, Only 12 messages today? I thought you cared about me.

Lori got up from the couch and went upstairs to the bathroom.

Anastasia: You got lucky uncle.

Lincoln: Yeah, you're right. Next time i have a problem with one of my sisters, i just gonna talk to them instead of leaving a bad message or a naughty letter.

Anastasia: Speaking of which, do you still got it?

Lincoln: Yeah, it's in my... (He checks his pockets in search of the paper) Where is that letter?

Lori is plucking her nose hairs while still talking to Bobby) If you want our couple name to be Lobby, you're going to have to show a little... [She see the paper Lincoln had earlier and picks it up] What's this? Why Lori is the worst sister ever? Bobby, i gonna go. I'm going to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel!

Lori came out of the bathroom enraged and with the paper in her hand.

Lori: LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!

Lincoln: Well, it's time to do the official dance of the loud house: The running man!

Lincoln puts on his new VR glasses andand started dancing away from Lori's wrath.

Lori: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA-

Luna came out of her room to block out Lori profanity just like she did earilar with Lincoln. Anastasia hears Lori cussing up a storm upstairs as she looks at the viewers.

Anastasia: Sigh" And you think they would know there are little kids in the house.

The end