RWBY A Day in the Life of Crime

Chapter Five: A Bumpy Car Ride

A/N: This one has a bit more mature content so be warned y'all. I tried to keep it vague tho...

"Do you have any idea why the White Fang want to meet with us today?" Ruby asked between gasped breaths.

"I think it has something to do with wanting to align themselves with us. They've finally seen us as allies, as someone powerful enough to provide an advantage if they work with us," Cinder responded in a somewhat muffled tone of voice. Right now her mouth was a bit occupied with licking a very sensitive spot between the apex of Ruby's thighs, her hands holding her by the hipbones to keep the girl from squirming too much. They weren't exactly in a place with too much space.

"Mmhm, well then I guess that's good. Although I'm not sure what they could offer to us for their side of the bargain, if they want to make a deal with us." Ruby stifled a moan at the end of the sentence. She dug her fingers into the leather of the backseat of the car they were traveling in to get to this meeting, in an effort to ground herself and keep her hips from bucking up too violently. Last time she had done that she had almost knocked out one of Cinder's teeth. Sometimes Ruby forgot her own strength. While her partner, Cinder, was strong in her own right, Ruby could still easily overtake her.

"Well, one thing is brute force. They have a lot of followers and no doubt access to weaponry that we could use to supply our own forces with. They can get us things that we wouldn't normally be able to get from Menagerie. Which is the home of faunas," Cinder concluded, letting her tongue do one last swipe that dragged Ruby off of the edge. Her body shivered as she came undone, her eyes closing shut before they reopened after she rode the last of the waves of pleasure rocking her body. The girl recovered quickly and pulled up Cinder to kiss her on the lips. Just at that moment there was a bump on the road and the car jumped up, causing the two of their heads to knock together painfully.

"Ouch!" Ruby cried out, tears coming to her eyes, and grabbed her hurt forehead. "Mercury, what did I tell you about hitting bumps on the road!" she yelled angrily at the driver of the small black car.

"Uh, you said not to do it, unless I wanted to end up a bump on the road myself while you drove over me repeatedly," the driver said ducking his head into neck in scared apology.

"And don't forget!" Ruby reminded before she let out a giant sigh. "Alright, it's your turn," she told Cinder, this time pushing the woman down before clambering on top of her. The older woman was spread out on the black leather of the seat, her hair spilling around her, black on black. Her chest heaved up and down in anticipation and Ruby let one hand trail down the woman's cheek all the way to her thigh, her red dress only going down to mid thigh and leaving Ruby with not too much fabric to push out of the way to reach her prize. "Did the White Fang specify want they wanted out of this arrangement or was it mainly left up in the air, only to be discussed at the meeting?" Ruby asked as she laid hot kisses down Cinder's pale neck.

"They mainly seemed interesting in meeting us face to face and in voicing any ideas or agreements before settling down on making some decision at a later scheduled meeting," Cinder responded with, letting her hands roam up to Ruby's back and holding her tightly there.

"Hmmm, seems a bit odd. That they would want to see us face to face. Are you sure it's not a trap or something?" Ruby asked, as her hand which had been rubbing circles on Cinder's thighs, began to duck under her dress, thumbing at the thin lace panties there.

"We were told to bring no weapons and the meeting is in a public place, so even if fighting did break out Adam would get in trouble too. The police are looking for him, and he does not need to draw attention to himself. Beside, if there is one thing Adam is known for, it is for keeping his promises. He promised to fight for faunas rights and he does. He promised to kill that politician and he did. He promised to give a cut of all his earnings to the poor faunas and he does. It's a bit odd that he-!" at this Cinder sucked in a deep breath as Ruby's hand bypassed the panties. "Well, he's a bit old fashioned in that he upholds his promises. And it's especially weird given the field we are in. People back-stab each other like it's going out of fashion, but not him," Cinder said in a much lighter and breathier tone of voice, her eyes closing halfway.

"That is weird," Ruby murmured to herself, swooping down to kiss Cinder only for the two of their teeth to clack together painfully as Mercury swerved to the side.

"Mercury!" Ruby hissed, glaring at the man and seeing his scared reflection in the rear view mirror. He looked pale under his chauffeur cap but tried to explain his actions. "I know you told me to drive smoothly but-"

"Then drive smoothly!"

At this Mercury looked out the driver's side window and then swerved the car to the right. This time Ruby heard it. She had been too occupied with Cinder's breathy moans and the details of the mission to hear the whiz of a passing by bullet, but not this time.

"Whose shooting at us?" Ruby sat up, fixing her shirt immediately and pulling on her skirt which laid discarded on the car floor. The car was bullet proof, a precaution all gang leaders took, but Ruby didn't like the idea that someone was trying to off them, and that their bullets could go astray and hit someone else by accident.

"I don't know boss. Some guys in the car following us. I tried to shake them off a couple minutes ago but then I hit the bump and you told me to drive smoother so they caught up and-"

"Ugh, I hate it when people interrupt my car rides!" Ruby growled out, and all dressed up, she reached for Crescent Rose which was buckled in on the passenger seat. "I'll be back. I'm going to have a quick chat. It better not be the White Fang trying to wipe us out." And with that the girl opened the car door while the car was still in motion and jumped out, slamming the door shut behind her as she hit the ground running.

Cinder sat up with a sigh. It looked like they would be interrupted again. But Cinder didn't mind. In fact, Ruby would be pissed off by the interruption when she came back and that would give Cinder guaranteed extra fun.

"Uh, should I stop and wait somewhere for her?" Mercury asked as he continued down the road. He was eyeing the downsized version of what was going on to the car behind him in his rear view mirror, Ruby a blur of red and black around the vehicle. Gun fire sounded and then the car screeched as it swerved to the right and into some trees that lined the single lane road.

"It'll be fine," Cinder said calmly as she pulled out her lipstick and reapplied it to her lips. She was going to leave her mark all over Ruby. "She'll catch up."

"Okay," Mercury sighed nervously and kept his white gloved hands on the steering wheel. Already the crashed car was getting more and more distant and then suddenly it exploded into a conflagration. The loudness of the explosion startled him and he jumped lightly in his seat, jumping once more when he suddenly found Ruby sitting back in the back seat, a couple of rose petals fluttering down around her and settling on the floor.

"It's those guys again! Cardin and his fellow lackies!" Ruby complained, compressing her weapon into one piece before reaching over and placing it in the passenger seat of the car and strapping it in carefully like one would to a baby. "I swear they always come after me in the worst times. And I don't even know what they want. They aren't powerful enough to take down my gang or even seem to want to do it, so what do they want from me? It's so frustrating!" Ruby fumed, crossing her arms over her chest.

Cinder placed an arm around her neck, directing the smaller girl's face to her. "Why don't you just forget about them. Let me take care of your frustrations." Her lips brushed against Ruby's and the smaller girl gave in without a second thought.

Cinder knew who those guys happened to be. She was the one who hired them whenever she needed someone to help piss off Ruby. She paid them well for their troubles and in return she got her angry Ruby. An angry Ruby who was very much appreciated during more amorous moments. Sometimes one had to be creative to spice up their sex life, especially if their partner hated getting mad and wouldn't do it themselves. And if Cinder couldn't get Cardin and his men to help after a particular nasty attack by Ruby on them, then she could count on Mercury to do it for her, as he didn't have many human body parts to lose and thus Ruby didn't feel as inclined to hurt him as she did to others. The boss had had a different assistant but after three months she had been hospitalized so often that the poor girl had simply chosen to quit and risk getting whacked off by the gang rather than live and work for Ruby any longer.

For the rest of the ride poor Mercury had a hard time keeping the car on the road but it wasn't due to chasers but because the car rocked so hard it might tip over. Sighing and raising the volume on his headphones, he tightened his grip on the steering wheel and wondered why he had the misfortune of being the chauffeur every damn time. Or why he always had to tell the boss the bad news. Really, life wasn't fair. Another long moan swan in through his already loud music and he took to humming loudly and with a hint of panic so that he wouldn't have to hear anything else. Were the girl's always this loud? Or was it just today?

"Shut up! You're ruining the mood with your stupid humming!" Ruby gave the back of his chair a hard kick, sending the man face first into the steering wheel. This caused the car to swerve into a parked car on the side of the road and interrupt the two girl's in the back.

"Mercury! What did I tell you about driving well!"

"I'm sorry boss-" the man blubbered out as he pulled his face out of the air bag.

"Lay down on the road right now!"

"But I just got my leg fixed!" He couldn't keep the whine out of his voice.

"What did I tell you!"

With a heavy sigh Mercury got out of the car and laid down flat on the road on his back. Ruby got out of the backseat and into the driver's seat, putting the car into reverse so she could have some length of road to cover before she hit Mercury. Then she pushed the car forwards, it rolling slowly so Mercury's pain would be more drawn out.

Cinder pulled herself into a sitting position in the back seat in the meantime, trying to tug the tattered pieces of her top together so that it could make her look a bit more decent. Her hair was mussed up and her lipstick smudged, most of it on Ruby's neck. It was a good thing she had packed extra clothes for this and some makeup wipes. She always made sure to do so for every car ride the two of them went on. Things always got steamy in the backseat. Sometimes she felt bad for Mercury who always had to drive them when it happened. But not too bad. It was his job after all.

And now Ruby had gotten pissed off at Mercury too. It was a double bonus. She'd never had Ruby after she was mad twice in a row. Cinder was excited to say the least for what lay in store for the two of them now in the physical department. And as Mercury's screams were covered up by Ruby's evil giggles, Cinder sighed wistfully in anticipation.

A/N: Poor Mercury. He just can't seem to catch a break.