Making the case

The episode begins with Lincoln talking to the viewers about the trophy case and the trophies inside.

Lincoln: The Loud family trophy case. My siblings have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There are Lynn's soccer trophies, Lola's pageant crowns, Lisa's Junior Nobel prize, even Lily won her thumb sucking contests! Heck, even Logan and Anastasia got trophies! From Logan's fighting tournament and athletic trophies to Anastasia getting in the Guinness world records twice for world baby gambler to world strongest baby (Aka the world youngest fighter). And then there's me. Sigh" I've tried eveything to get into this trophy case.

Shows when he try to get a trophy from Karate to running a marathon to even entering a beauty pageant but failed in all.

Judge: And the winner of Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Liiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn-dsay Sweetwater! (Lincoln sulks at his defeat)

Yep not one trophy is earn for the poor boy. But that is about to change.

Lincoln: The 5th grade video contest. Whoever's video gets the most votes wins this beauty.

Lincoln breathed on the glass where the trophy is in and drew a heart on it only for Clyde to wipe it off.

Clyde: You really think you're going to win, Lincoln?

Lincoln: With what i have planned, I'm a shoe-in.

Clyde: You said the same thing about the cutie pie pageant.

Lincoln: I was robbed! (He said defensively before calm himself down.) Grab your camera.

Later at Lincoln's house, the two boys were in progress of making a video so they can win the prize.

Lincoln: Are we rolling? [Lincoln get into character] Hey, 5th grade! Lincoln loud here! Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out!

Lincoln got on Lynn's skateboard and rides down and off the ramp he was on to a catapult where he is launched by Charles and Cliff into the swimming pool full of diet soda causing the soda and mints to shoot up like a volcano. However unknown to them, Anastasia was in the front yard sunbathing.

Anastasia: Ahhhh, this is the life. (Just as she relaxing, she hears something coming down.) Huh, what is that?

Anastasia looked up and see the diet soda that came from the pool splashed on her, making her enrage.

Anastasia: (enraged) GRRRRRRR, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS?! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, I AM GOING TO MAKE THEIR DAY A WHOLE...LOT...WORSTERRRRRRRRRRR!

Back to Lincoln and Clyde who is drenched in soda.

Clyde: That was amazing! You're right. Everyone's gonna vote for this.

A few seconds later.

Lincoln: Why isn't anybody voting for this?

Clyde: Maybe because they're all voting for this HamstaCam video.

They uploaded a video of a hamster running around in his wheel like a normal hamster would do. Lincoln notices the vote total.

Lincoln: 50 votes?! Pssh! What's so great about some dumb hamster? (Geo overheard what Lincoln said and got mad at him for it.) Not you, Geo. You're awesome.

Clyde: Hey! we got a vote! No wait, it's a comment.

Nice try, U shld go UR BIG SISTER'S site for some tipzz. Her videos R sick: L.O.L. COMEDY CHANNEL

Clyde: Sick? Oh, no! Do you think they have a virus!

Lincoln: It means awesome, Clyde. Click the link.

LUAN OUT LOUD'S COMEDY CHANNEL

Lincoln: Cute, but how many people wanna watch Luan-(He noticed how many fans his sister got) 50,000 followers?! Clyde, do you know what this mean?

Clyde: People waste a lot of time on the internet?

Lincoln: No! It means Luan can help us win the video contest! Come on!

As Lincoln and Clyde went to Luna and Luan's room, Anastasia moved her resting chair to the backyard.

Anastasia: There, that should do it. Now i can't get splashed by random falling sodas.

Little did she know, She placed the chair right near the right side of the soda filled pool. Meanwhile in Luan's room, Luan is looking over Lincoln's soda stunt video.

Luan: Mm-hmm...

Lincoln: Pretty sick, right?

Clyde: That means awesome.

Luan: Yeah, not in this case.

Lincoln: What?! (Lincoln is shock by this.)

Luan: Sorry, Linc. Stunts are so last year.

Logan from the background: In your dreams, Luan! Stunts will always be top dog no matter what anyone say!

Luan: Anyway, if you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos.

Lincoln: Well, how do I make those?

Luan: Easy. You just follow my one simple rule. Keep your camera on at all times, because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold. Ooh! Like this!

Luan filmed Clyde picking his nose.

Clyde: Aw, come on! Erase that!

Luan: Don't worry, I would never post it without your permission. Besides, i said comedy gold, not digging for gold. (She laughs.)

After talking to Luan, Lincoln and Clyde search the entire house to find any funny moments for them to video. A few hours has passed and all they got is Lynn bouncing her soccerball and Anastasia resting on her chair on the right side of of where Lynn is.

Lincoln: We've had the camera on all day! Where exactly is this comedy gold? (He noticed Clyde not paying attention.) Clyde? Are you listening to me?

Clyde: Sorry Lincoln. I was just worried that Lynn is going to accidentally step on that rake, resulting in a series of escalating mishaps.

Lincoln: That's great Clyde, but...series of escalating mishaps?

They hid in a nearby bush to flim Lynn as she continues bouncing her soccerball on her head.

Lynn: 56...57...58...59... (she steps on the rake and gets hit by it.) Ouch!

The ball bounced off a pole and onto Lynn's face, sending her flying to a trampoline which made her bounce off it and lands in the pool, making her wet and Anastasia furious as some of the soda landed on her.

Anastasia: (looks at Lynn enraged once again) AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARE YOU SURIOUS?! I JUST GOT CLEAN JUST A FEW HOURS AGO FROM THIS!

Anastasia got up and chased Lynn with the rake that Lynn stepped on earlier.

Anastasia: COME BACK HERE SO I CAN RAKE YOU A NEW FACE!

Lynn: AHHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY, HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!

Lincoln: That was hilarious!

Clyde: Let's upload it! This is gonna get a ton of votes!

Lincoln: I don't know Clyde. Enough to beat HamstaCam?

Clyde: (Shakes his fist) HamstaCam!

Lincoln came up with a idea.

Lincoln: If we struck comedy gold with one sister and one niece, with 12 others, we'll have Comedy Fort Knox!

They laugh evilly.

Next they filmed Luna.

Luna: (In her British accent) Just like me idol, Mick Swagger. ALL RIGHT! (Splits and accidentally rips her new jeans.) Oof!

Lincoln zooms in on rip.

Lincoln: Ooh, drafty.

Next up is Lucy.

Lucy: (Holding a bust of her favorite vampire.) Oh, Edwin. I know you're forbidden to love a mortal like me, but i can't resist your piercing gaze, your sparkly skin, your icy lips...( kisses the bust and gets the wax lips over hers.)

Lincoln: Hmm...maybe something like this is a little too personal.

Clyde checked the school site's poll.

Clyde: HamstaCam just got 10 more votes!

Lincoln: (Shakes his fist) HamstaCam! Eh, it's not that personal. Keep rolling.

Soon after, they filmed every embarrassing moments of Lincoln siblings and niece. From Lori passing gas, to Lola's nighttime retainer, to Lisa and Leni walking/running into the wall, to Anastasia getting biting by ants from the soda incident, to Lana eating gum out of the garbage, to Logan wearing a maid outfit doing some weird dances while cleaning the upstairs hallway, to Lori passing gas again.

Clyde: (Intoxicated from Lori farts.) Ah, Lori's toots. It's like music to my ears.

Lincoln: Now, this is gonna beat HamstaCam! Let's go upload it!

Clyde is still intoxicated by Lori's flatulence so Lincoln came him dragged Clyde with him.

The next day, everyone at school is talking about Lincoln's video.

Female classmate: Lincoln, your video rocks! You got my vote!

Male classmate: Man, Lucy and that sculpture? What a weirdo!

Female classmate: What about Lori or Logan or Anastasia?

Male classmate: You mean Miss Toots-A-Lot, male maiding dancer, and Miss Ants in my pants? Yeah they all are a bunch of weirdos! And frankly, Lori should see a doctor about that.

The classmates started to laugh which made Lincoln a little worried.

Female classmate: So embarrassing.

Lincoln: (Worrying) Embarrassing?

Male classmate: Yeah! My family would pulverize me if I posted a video like that!

Lincoln: (Scared) Pulverize?!

Clyde: You can't get pulverized, Lincoln! I'd never be able to find another best friend!

Lincoln: You won't have to. After I win the trophy on Friday, I'll just delete the video.

Clyde hugged Lincoln.

Clyde: Just in case...we had a good run, buddy.

Lincoln: Don't worry Clyde. Logan and the others will never know.

As soon as he open the door, His siblings and niece were right in the living room waiting for him and boy were they furious.

Clyde: They know.

Everyone started to rant about the video.

Lincoln: Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!

Lori: You're got three seconds before you we pulverize you!

Lynn cracks her knuckles, Anastasia pulls out a pocket knife (from who knows where she got it from), and Lisa started her stopwatch for Lincoln to explain his crime.

Lincoln: There was this video contest at school and i really wanted to win!

Lola: YOU SHOWED MY SLEEP FACE FOR SOME STUPID CONTEST?!

Lincoln: I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!

Luna: You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?

Lincoln: No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!

Lucy: Too late, Lincoln. The damage has been has already been done.

Lynn: You made me look like a fool!

Lucy: You made me look like a freak!

Anastasia: You made me look like a psychopath!

Everyone except Logan and Lincoln: You are a psychopath.

Anastasia: Hey, Less talking about me being a psychopath and more getting mad at him. And FYI Aunty Lynn and Aunty Lucy, you both are a fool and a freak. Now with that out of the way, let focus our angry on Lincoln.

Lincoln: Guys, you got to understand! I didn't mean to upset you guys! You forgive me right, Anastasia?

Anastasia: Yes i do.

Lincoln: Really?

Anastasia: NO! (She was about to attack Lincoln with the pocket knife but Logan stopped her from doing so.) COME OVER HERE SO I CAN CUT YOUR EYES OUT!

Anastasia struggle to set herself free but no such luck.

Logan: See what you did, Lincoln? You done made Anastasia go nuts.

Lori: Yeah! And also, you made me look like i fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? (She tries to make farting sounds with her shoes but fails.) Of course it's not working now.

Lori and the others left the living room and headed upstairs.

Lincoln: Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! (Chases after everyone so he can say he sorry.)

Clyde left and head on home.

Lincoln: Luna, let me explain!

Luna: (Drowning out Lincoln with heavy metal frustration) Can't hear ya, bro! (She slammed her door.)

Lincoln: Leni! Lori! I'm sorry!

Lori: You literally disgust me!

Leni: Yeah! (Walks into the wall by her room and gets dragged in by Lori.)

Lincoln: Lola! Lana! Please!

Lola: You're uninvited to my birthday FOREVER! (Slams the door.)

Lincoln sighs and see Lana open the door, thinking she is willing to forgive him.

Lana: I wanna slam it too! (She slams the door on Lincoln face.)

Lincoln: (Knocks on Lisa door) Lisa! Lisa? (Lisa slides a note under the door) "Vengeance shall be mine." (He turns to Lynn and Lucy) Guys, come on! I'm your brother!

Lynn just growls at him in fury.

Lucy: I have no brother! Except for Logan. (She close the door only to open it a second later.) I know i say that a lot, but this time...i mean it. (She slams the door.)

Lincoln: Luan, you gotta help me! I was only doing what you said!

Luan: You broke the unspoken rule: never post a video without the person's permission!

Lincoln: Why didn't you tell me that?

Luan: Because it's unspoken. (She slams the door.)

Lincoln: Logan! Anastasia! Please forgive me! I am your brother/uncle, right?

Logan: (from the attic) Lincoln, what you did was unforgettable. Until you delete that video, you are no longer my little brother!

Anastasia: And you are no longer my uncle!

Lincoln: But...but...

Logan and Anastasia: Go away, Lincoln!

Lincoln: Sigh" i guess there is only one thing to do.

Lincoln left with his head down.

Anastasia: (Crying) i can't believe he would do something like that...and for what? A stupid trophy?

Logan hold his sad daughter close to him.

Logan: I know, princess. I know.

Back to Lincoln.

Lincoln: Well, goodbye trophy.

Computer: DELETED.

Lincoln: Well, HamstaCam. Looks like you win.

A extra footage of HamstaCam showing the hamster slipping out of his wheel and getting sprayed by his drinking tube.

Lincoln: I guess it's hard for anyone to have the camera on you all the time. (He gets an idea) Camera on you all the time! That's it! (Went to Luan) Luan! You said your one simple rule is to have your camera on at all times, right?

Luan: That is correct, Captain Obvious.

Lincoln: Then I'm going to need to borrow all your footage of me.

Luan: You mean...(She open her closet and reveals all of Lincoln embarrassing moments through out the years.) Comedy Fort Knox?

Later in Lincoln's room.

Lincoln: Hey, 5th grade! Lincoln loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters along with his older brother and one year old niece? I didn't think you would. But this how you fix it. (He holds up a copyright card.) Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All right reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!

Lincoln made a new video but this time it's all about him and his embarrassing moments. From grooming his chest hair, to smooching a picture of Cristina, to watching a sappy reality show, to sleeping with his stuffed bunny, and even more smooching. The next day at school, everyone was laughing out loud at his video. Well, all except Cristina who was stunned by the video.

Female classmate: Oh, Lincoln.

Male classmate: And just to be clear, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Female classmate: I thought your family video was embarrassing, but this takes the cake! And still lose to a hamster? Ouch!

Lincoln sighs in defeat. Hours later, Lincoln left school and head on home. By the time he did, he sees everyone looking at him with a angry look again.

Lori: (Sternly) Lincoln...

Lincoln: (Try to apologize again) I know i embarrassed all of you and i can't undo it, and I'm sorry. But the least i could do was embarrass myself right along with you. That way we'd all be even!

Lynn: Even? You think this makes us even?

Lincoln: Well, i was trying to...

Lynn: Yours was way worse!

Lori: (cheerful) Yeah, that video was hysterical!

Anastasia: I agree. You kissing the picture of whoever that girl is made aunty Lucy look less as a freak!

Lucy: Thanks for the comment, Anastasia. (She said sarcastically.)

Anastasia: Your welcome.

Everyone surrounded Lincoln and ensure him that they forgive him.

Lincoln: So, we're good?

Lucy: We're good...brother.

Luan: Sorry you didn't win the trophy.

Lori: But we really appreciate what you did and thought you deserved something.

Logan handed him a tiny trophy.

Logan: Here you go, little brother. Your very first trophy.

Lincoln: Wow. thanks guys

Lola, Lynn, and Anastasia hugged Lincoln and Luna and Logan pats him on the head. He ran to the trophy case and puts his trophy in his spot.

Lincoln: Well, i finally did it. They no longer despise me. Cristina switching classes, and i finally made the case.

Lincoln hears another flatulent sound coming from the living room and the others looked at Lori suspiciously.

Lori: It was my shoe!

Logan and Anastasia: Sure it was sis/aunty.