Driving Miss Hazy

The episode begins with Anastasia in the living room watching her favorite love show until she heard Lucy sighing.

Lucy: Sigh.

Anastasia: Hi aunty Lucy.

Lucy: Oh, hey Anastasia.

Anastasia: What with the sigh?

Lucy: Lori is making me write her a ten week anniversary poem just so i can go to the cemetery.

Anastasia: You really are a goth girl at heart alright.

Lucy: Yep.

Anastasia: What the name of the poem?

Lucy: It's called "Bobby"

Anastasia: Of course, why am i not surprise?

Lucy: Agree. Do you want to hear it?

Anastasia: Sure i guess.

Lucy: Ok. [Clears throat]

"Bobby, i thought you were a stalker when you left brownies in my locker, Bobby-

"Anastasia: ...wow...that was...something.

Lucy: If you excuse me, i gonna deliver this to Lori.

Anastasia: Ok, you do your thing...

Lucy went up the stairs to Lori room.

Anastasia: [Shakes her head] I feel sorry for that poor girl.

A few minutes later, Anastasia was still focusing on her tv show.

Richard: Caroline, i think I'm in love with you.

Caroline: Oh, Richard. I think I'm in love with you too.

Richard: Let us seal the deal with a kiss.

Anastasia: Do it! Do it! Do it!

The two couples on tv lean in on each other to kiss as Anastasia watch and getting excited about her favorite shippers are finally gonna kiss and go out. Just as the Two was about to kiss, Lincoln turn the channel to Video 1 as he pull in a game system to the tv. This upsetted her.

Anastasia: (Angry) Hey! I was watching that!

Lincoln: I'm sorry, Anastasia. But this is important.

Anastasia: What is so important to make me miss the best part of my show? (She said angrily)

Lincoln: I'm going to teach Leni how to drive.

Anastasia: So you interrupt my show and plug up your game just to help her drive?

Lincoln: Most likely.

Anastasia: [inhale and exhale] Why can't she just like grandpa for help?

Lincoln: She did but it didn't go that well.

Anastasia: Oh how so?

Leni: I crash vanzilla into some things and also nearly hitting a nun (i think it was a nun i don't remember it's been awhile since i last saw this episode.) After that, He wouldn't teach me anymore.

Anastasia: I see. Did you ask my dad?

Lincoln and Leni: She/i Did but he said "After hearing about what happen with dad and vanzilla, there no way i going to teach you how drive using my car." (They said at the same time.)

Anastasia: Yep, that sounds like daddy alright. Wait, did you even take the driver test or whatever's it call.

Leni: Yes i did but i fail...12 times...

Anastasia: 12 times?!

Leni nods.

Anastasia: Boy, do you need some help. Anyway, I'm going to allow you to help her but you is going to pay me back for missing out on the best part of my show.

Lincoln: Yes, yes, we know.

After getting things ready, Lincoln hands Leni his steering wheel controller as Anastasia watch to see how this will play out.

Leni: Wow! It's like a spinny thingy!

Lincoln: Technically, it's called a steering wheel. So, are you ready to get started?

Leni: WAIT! I need my special driving outfit! (Changes into her outfits and does a couple of poses)

Lincoln: Great. So, can we get sta-

Leni: WAIT! I need my special driving smoothie! (Makes a smoothie and takes a slip) It's a soy pumpkin cookie crumble cream. It's seasonal! (She looks at Anastasia) Want some?

Anastasia: Nah, no thanks. I'm good.

Leni: Ok. (Takes another sip)

Lincoln: Great. So, now can we-

Leni: WAIT!

Lincoln: (Exasperated) What is it now?

Leni: Aren't you gonna open the door for me? (Takes another sip of her driving smoothie)

Lincoln: Sigh." (Pretends to open a car door with the sofa as a car) Click! Click!

Leni: What a gentleman. (Sits down)

Anastasia: Oh man, this is priceless.

Lincoln: Hush you.

The game starts, showing Leni avatar on the upper right corner.

Anastasia: Well isn't that a beautiful looking avatar.

Leni: Awwwww, thanks Anastasia! Wait, what does avatar mean?

Anastasia facepalmed herself.

Lincoln: Ok, all you have to do is keep the steering wheel straight, and you'll-

Leni crashed into a wall as she just started and gets a game over.

Anastasia: I take back what i said. "This" is priceless.

Lincoln: Ummm, ok...let's try again.

As Lincoln kept telling Leni to stay on the road in the game, Leni kept crashing and game overs which irritated Lincoln and Anastasia who was enjoying the fun of it before it dies down.

Anastasia: You know, it was funny at first but now it's getting annoying.

Lincoln: (Irritated) Leni! You have to stay on the road!

Leni: (tosses the controller in frustration) But, what's the point? We're not going anywhere fun!

Anastasia: I got this. (She told Lincoln before clearing her throat) Actually aunty, we are going somewhere fun.

Leni: Really? Where to?

Lincoln: We are going to...uhhhh...the mall.

Leni: (Gasp and place the controller back into her hands) Why didn't you two say so?

Lincoln and Anastasia give each other the "I can't believe she paid that" smile on their face.

Game announcer: GAME ON!

Leni plays the game again but this time is being a pro at it as she is praised by it as the words "Good!", "Holy Cow!", and "Dang, Girl!" appearing on the screen.

Lincoln: Wow! Go, Leni!

Anastasia: (Shock) Amazing...

Leni: (Gets stuck behind a sunday driver) Move it, slowpoke! Mama needs a new driving dress! (Drives off a billboard to get in front of the other driver and kept going till she reaches the mall at the end of the level, beating Lincoln high score.

Lincoln: (Amazed) That was incredible!

Leni: (Her virtual self jump out of the car and push an old lady) Outta my way, granny!

Lincoln: Easy there fast and furious. (Takes the controller away from Leni)

Leni: BUT I HAVE TO GET TO THE MALL!

Lincoln: The mall can wait. You got a driving test to pass. (Leni grins and headed out the door. Lincoln and Anastasia follow her and stopped by the doorway) Go, Leni, go! Go, Leni, go!

Anastasia: You do realize that she's going the wrong way, right?

Lincoln realizes that Anastasia is right.

Lincoln: Wait! Leni! The bus stop is that way! (Leni turns around and heads the right way) Go, Leni, Go! Go, Leni, Go!

Anastasia: 10 bucks say she not going to pass.

Anastasia went back inside.

Lincoln: She will! You'll see!

Anastasia: Yeah, yeah. Now shut up and take the bet. And close the door! You letting all the good air out!

Lincoln went back inside also with a look on his face. A few minutes later, Lincoln is walking around nervously hoping that Leni pass her text as Anastasia is chilling on the couch.

Anastasia: Give it up, uncle. You know she's not going to pass. So you might as well cough up those 10 dollars.

Lincoln: I'm not giving up! She will pass that test no matter what!

Anastasia: Tch, yeah. When pigs fly.

They hear the door bell ring and Lincoln went to go opening it, revealing Leni and a police officer which give Lincoln the sense that it didn't go well.

Anastasia: ooooooooooooh!

The police officer handed citations labeling "Crazy Mall Chick", "Incident Report", "Forgot the speed limit", "What are binky blinks?", "Hijacking a test vehicle", And "Assaulting Instructor Jelinski" With The words saying "NOTE: Culprit is dangerous". Then shows the angry Instructor in the back of the police car yelling at Leni for her crazy driving. The cop later left.

Leni: It's not fair! When i did all of that in the game, i win! you guys need to get your rules straight! (Walked upstairs to her room)

Anastasia: Told you she not going to pass. Now, as for those 10 dollars.

Anastasia had her hand out for the money she and Lincoln bet with.

Lincoln: No! I'm refusing to hand my money over yet! We just getting started!

Anastasia: Bad choice of words, uncle. If i don't get my money, you better pray for a miracle. Also be glad that she didn't play a more dangerous video game like the ones my dad got. Otherwise, she will be in big trouble than she already is.

Anastasia left the living room and headed upstairs to the bathroom. After she left, Lori appear from the dining room after hearing about everything that just happen.

Lori: Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln. That's your plan? Teaching Leni how to drive? She can't even drive a lawnmower.

A flashback to the day when Leni tried to mow the lawn.

Leni:(Panicking) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Lori: Trust me, Lincoln. You might as well give Anastasia that money you own her because you're going to fail. You and Leni both. Speaking of own, Where's Lynn? She owns me a pedicure.

Lori went looking for Lynn.

Lincoln: (Shakes his fist) This isn't over yet.

Despite Hearing Lori and Anastasia telling him to give up, Lincoln is determined to teach Leni how to drive no matter what the cost. He went up to Lori and Leni's room only to see Leni actually making Lori's bed.

Lincoln: Hey, Leni. What are you doing?

Leni: Going back to making Lori's bed.

Lincoln: Nice craftsmanship. But you can't give up on driving. It was my fault you didn't pass the test.

Leni: Maybe I'm just not meant to be behind the spinny thingy. You know?

Lincoln: No. See, my video game approach was all wrong. Let me try a different method. (Holds up an instruction manual)

Lincoln set up a practice car test for Leni so that she can get really for the real test.

Lincoln: Ok, lesson one: preparing to drive.

Anastasia came back downstairs to see what's up.

Anastasia: I see you still determining to teach Leni how to drive. I like your spirit on not giving up but it still not going to save you from getting me that money you own me.

Lincoln: Not a chance. I will teach Leni how to drive and that's that!

Lynn appear holding a sanding tool.

Lynn: Ah, you're teaching Leni how to drive? Score! Can i help? I'm sick of sanding Lori's calluses. Ugh, barf! (She tossed the tool away)

Lincoln: Thanks, Lynn!

Lucy: (Came out of nowhere) Me too. (She scared Lincoln and Leni from appearing out of nowhere) I can't write another poem for Bobby. I've run out of words that rhyme with 'babe'.

Lincoln: (Chuckles nervously) Thanks, Lucy...

After Lucy ask to help, all the other sisters come in to also help out so that they don't have to do Lori's tasks.

Lola: I can help!

Luna: I'll help! I'll help!

Luan: Me too! I wanna help!

Lana: Me me me me!

Lisa: I can be of assistance.

Even Lily wanna help.

Lincoln: Ok! Now guys, we need to set it up like a real car.

All his sisters except Leni: Ok!

They went you gather up some of their stuffs in order to make a fake car.

Lincoln: See? I told you Leni is going to pass the test. Now that everyone is helping us, i don't have to give you the 10 dollars. Therefore, i won this bet.

Anastasia: Uhhh, no you didn't. Because A. i made that bet earlier saying that she not going to pass the test the first time so that bet is long over and B. you still own me for interrupting my show so you're not out of the clear, uncle!

Lincoln: Ok, ok. Geez. (Hands her the 10 dollars)

Anastasia: Thanks, uncle!

After gathering their things, they put everything in a way a car would be.

Lincoln: Thanks guys! Ok, Leni. You got Luna's bass drum as the brake and Luan's whoopee cushion as the accelerator. (Puts his foot on them to demonstrate how they work to Leni)

Luan: Accelerator? Don't you mean gas? (She chuckles) Get it?

Anastasia hit Luan in the head with a fireplace shovel.

Luan: Owwww!

Anastasia: That's one.

Lincoln: Anyway, this golf club is the gear shift. The wreath is the steering wheel. Car horn, turn signal, and...oh! These keys... (grabs Lily's baby toy keys)...are, well...the keys. Got all that?

The others except Anastasia smile in hope she does.

Leni: (Obviously confused)...Sure.

Others except Anastasia: GREAT!

Anastasia: Let hope so.

Lincoln: Ok, First, fasten your seat belt.

Lola puts some of her beauty pageant sashes on Leni to simulate the seat belts.

Leni: That was easy.

Lincoln: Next, check your mirrors.

Leni: (Freaking out) Why? Do i look bad?

Lincoln: No, no, no, no. I meant-

Leni: (Got up and ran off) Stop the car! I can't drive in this hideous condition!

Everyone groans; Leni came back with a helmet on her head.

Leni: That's better.

Lincoln: Sigh". Lesson 12: Avoiding road hazards. There's a squirrel in the road. What do you do?

Lily came in wearing a squirrel costume and making squirrel chatter sounds. Leni got scared by it and ran screaming in horror. Eventually, it started to seem hopeless to everyone else to the point they just gave up.

Lincoln: Use your turn signal! (Leni taps Luna's drum) No, that's thr brake! (Leni taps Luan's whoopee cushion) No, that's the gas! (Leni slaps Lincoln) No, that's is my face! (Points to the ladle) This! This is the turn signal!

Leni: Oh! You mean the blinky blink?

Lincoln: (Discombobulated) The blinky blink?

Leni: Yeah. It's right by the spinny thingy. (Points to the wreath)

Lincoln: The spinny...(He finally realized) Wait a minute! That's the problem! I haven't been speaking Leni!

Anastasia: Finally! It's about time you realize!

Lincoln: What do you mean? Wait, you knew about that this whole entire time?

Anastasia: Yep.

Lincoln: Why didn't you say anything instead of us wasting our time?!

Everyone looked at Anastasia with anger.

Anastasia: Because you need to find it out yourself though it took you long enough to do so "but in the end, it doesn't even matter." Am i right?

Lincoln: Did...did you just quoted a line from a song.

Anastasia: Yep, so deal with it.

Leni: Wait, There's a country named after me?

Lincoln: No. I mean, i haven't been using words you understand. Let me try again. Use the blinky blink. (Leni nods with a rattle sound effect and flips the blinky blink aka the turn signal) Good. Now turn left. (Leni gets confuse) I mean, turn to your good side. (Leni gets it and turns to her good side) Now we're getting somewhere! Hey, crew, we're gonna need some new car parts.

So the kids replaced everything with shoes and boots so Leni can understand.

Lincoln: Ok, let's do this again. This is a break pedel. What does the break pedal do? (Leni doesn't know) White shoes after Labor Day!

Leni and Anastasia: Ew, stop!

Lincoln: Exactly.

Anastasia: (Disgust with the thought of white shoes after Labor Day) I will never ever want to relive that again.

Luan: (Takes back her whoopee cushion) I gas you don't won't be needing this. (Chuckles)

Lola scowls painfully at Luan's pun and hands Lincoln a Go-Go boot as Anastasia hitted Luan in the head with the fireplace shovel again.

Luan: Owwwwww!

Anastasia: That's two. One more joke, and i using the pointy one or worse, the frying pan.

Lincoln: This is the gas pedel. What does the gas pedel? (Leni doesn't know) Boots from the 60's.

Leni: Go-Go!

Lincoln: Yes! Leni, i think you're ready for the next level!

Later, everyone went to the backyard with Leni to see is she ready to drive by putting her skills to the test on the lawnmower.

Lincoln: Remember what we practiced, Leni!

Leni: Go-Go boot! (accelerate) White shoes! (Stops to let a near by squirrel to pass) Go-Go boot! (Accelerates; Heading for the hedges)

Siblings: (Worried that Leni is going to crash into the hedges) Whoa! Watch out!

Leni: Good side! (Turns left in the nick of time)

Everyone started cheering for her.

Lincoln: She's doing it! Yeah, nice job, Leni!

Leni: I'm doing it!

Anastasia: (In her thought) Nicely done, auntie.

Lincoln: (Grabbed on Anastasia shoulders, squeezing them with excitement) She doing it, Anastasia! She's really doing it!

Anastasia: I can see that but ummmm...can you like, let me go? You're hurting my shoulders.

Lincoln: Oh, sorry. (He let's go of Anastasia shoulders) Go, Leni!

Meanwhile in the house, Lori has to do her laundry herself.

Lori: Stupid jeggings! (Struggle to get the laundry basket out of the door only to success but had her dirty laundry fall on top of her) Where is everyone? LYNN! I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT PEDICURE!

She hears cheering coming from outside to see everyone cheering for Leni who has improved so much to the point she sighed her name on the lawn.

Lori: I'm not giving up the car keys that easily...

Back to Lincoln and Anastasia.

Lincoln: See, i told you see will do it.

Anastasia: That's good and all but, you do realize she spelled her name wrong, right?

Lincoln didn't even care.

Anastasia: Sigh" what is the point on asking?

Later that night.

Lincoln: Night, Leni! You're gonna do great tomorrow! (Leaves)

Leni: Night, Lincoln! Night, Lori!

Lori pretended to had fell asleep fast. Leni puts on her sleeping mask and reaches for the lamp switch.

Lori: Click.

Leni: Got it!

Lori was really determining to make Leni fail so that she can be the only other sibling (after Logan) to drive. So she slips headphones over Leni's head to listen to a fake instruction tape to make sure she will fail.

Recorder: Never check your mirrors. Always comment on your instructior's weight. In America, we drive on the left side of the road.

Lori went back to her bed with a sinister smile on her face leaving a sleeping Leni listening to false informations. The next day, Lincoln is in the living room walking around nervously hoping that Leni will pass her test this time while Anastasia is laying on the couch reading the funnys in a newspaper.

Anastasia: Uncle, for the love of whatever, can you please stop walking around like that? It's really bothering me and it's making me feel uneasy.

Lincoln: I'm sorry, Anastasia, but I'm worry that she might not pass.

Anastasia: Uncle, relax. You and the others didn't do all that practicing yesterday for nothing. I'm sure she will be fine.

Lincoln: I hope you're right.

Unknown to neither Lincoln or Anastasia, they doesn't know about the sinister trick Lori had pull last night. Speaking of Lori, she came in the living room with a load of her jeggings, confident about her "deed".

Lori: Ah! There you are! Don't you need a ride to the comic book store? And lavender sheets. Don't forget. (Handed him her jeggings)

Lincoln: No, thanks. (Handed them back) I think I'll wait for Leni to get back from taking her driving test, with her new license.

Lori: Pssht. She's not going to pass. Now, get to washing. (Handed them back to him)

Lincoln: (Handed them back to her) Actually, I'm pretty sure she will pass.

Lori: No she won't. Because i made sure of it.

Lincoln: (Shocked about what Lori just said) Wait, what?

Anastasia: (Also shocked about what Lori just said) Aunty, what did you do?

Lori: (nervously) Nothing!

Lincoln: Oh no you don't! (Grabs Lori sweater with a wolf howling at the moon on it) So help me, Lori, i will shrink your favorite Bobby sweater in the dryer and have Anastasia burn it afterwards if you don't tell me what you-

Lori: (Admitted defeat) STOP! FINE! (grabs her sweater from Lincoln and put it on) I might have sabotaged Leni by giving her bad driving instructions while she slept, but it's just because if Leni can drive, my room will never be clean and no one will ever need me for anything ever again! (Got sadder near the end)

Lincoln: Are you crazy, woman?! Do you know how much me and the others worked to get her this far?! That would be a huge waste of time if she failed! Also, that sounds like something Anastasia would do!

Anastasia: Yeah! I had to miss out on the best part of my show because of that! Also, that does sound like something i would do.

Lincoln: Beside, what if your bad driving instructions make Leni crash? What if she gets hurt?

Lori: I didn't think of that...

Lincoln: We gotta get to the DMV! Come on, Anastasia!

Lori busted out her keys and her and Lincoln went outside to the van.

Anastasia: Who's the psychopath now? (She said before leaving the house and closing the door behind her)

The three loud kids drove to the DMV to find Leni is ok.

Lori: (Relieved) Oh, thanks goodness, she's ok.

Lincoln: (Still hopeful) And maybe she passed!

Sadly, the same cop from yesterday arrive to prove otherwise.

Cop: No, she did it! She did however, drive on the wrong side of the road, neglected to check her mirrors and commented on the driving instructior's weight!

Anastasia: (Upset) Great, now it is a huge waste of time getting her to drive and having me miss the best part of my show! I'm hope you're happy, aunty!

Lori begins feeling guilty for her crime as Leni got in the van heartbroken.

Leni: Well, that makes 14. Guess I'll have to drive a lawnmower forever.

Lincoln: Look, Leni. It wasn't your fault.

Anastasia: He's right, aunty. It wasn't your fault. (She said while giving Lori a angry look)

Leni: Yes, it was. Lincoln, you and the others worked so hard to help me pass. You even learned to speak Leni. Which i still can't believe there's a country named after me.

Anastasia: Aunty, we been through this. There is no country named after you.

Leni: Oh...Sigh" not like it matters. I blew it. I was just thinking about all the fun places i would drive us to. The mall, the comic book store, the mall, the playground, the mall...I'm sorry i let you down.

While Leni laments about her failures, Lori couldn't help but feeling really guilty for her crime.

Lori: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! It was my fault! I sabotaged your test.

Leni: (Doesn't know what the word mean) Sabo...tage.

Lincoln: It's like she went and bought the dress she knew you wanted.

Anastasia: Like he said.

Leni: Gasps" HOW COULD YOU?!

Lori: I'm really sorry, Leni. But i know how to make it up to you.

Leni: (excited) You'll buy me the dress?!

Lori, Lincoln, and Anastasia facepalmed to Leni question.

Lincoln: It was really nice of you to help Leni practice for her next test.

Anastasia and Lori is shaken by Leni driving.

Lori: (A little shaken) It's the least i could do.

Leni had driven the van into a swimming pool.

Leni: Is this the carpool lane?