ORIGINAL EPISODE: Diva vs Diva

The episode begins with Lincoln and Logan playing a video game in Lincoln's room.

Lincoln: I'm going to beat you!

Logan: Are you sure about that?

The character Logan was playing as beated Lincoln's character.

Game announcer: K.O, GODZILLA 90s won. You win.

Lincoln looked upset that he lost.

Logan: Don't worry bro, I'm sure you will get there soon. But for now, you got along way to go.

Lincoln: Sigh" I know.

After that, they hear arguing outside the room and know who voices are those.

Lincoln: Sounds like Lola and Anastasia are going at it again.

Logan: Let go see what the situation is now.

They came out of the room and see Lola and Anastasia fighting each other. Logan went and broke it up.

Logan: Hey now! Hey now! That's enough! Lola, you know that you can't hit a one year old. And Anastasia, you can't keep attacking your family members like that.

Lola: But she started it!

Anastasia: Yeah, but you asked for it!

Lola: FAT NOSE!

Anastasia: SEA COW!

Lola: GRRRRR, YOU ASK FOR IT!

Lola and Anastasia was about to attack each other again but Logan stopped them from doing so.

Logan: That's enough! That's enough! I have had it with you two always fighting! What are you guys even fighting about this time anyway?!

Lana: They got into a fight over who is the one true diva in this house which lead to Anastasia breaking the tiara she had on her head which lead to them fighting.

Logan: That's it? That is why you two are fighting?! (The two girls shook their heads yes) Oh my...(Logan is getting stressed out) Lola, you got a closet full of them! It's not the end of the world!

Lola: But...But...

Logan: No buts. I don't even want to hear it. Do you understand?

Lola: (Saddened) Yes Sir.

Anastasia chuckles at Lola being yelled at.

Logan: And as for you! (He looks at Anastasia) You need to apologize to your aunty Lola, right now!

Anastasia: Oh i will apologize, if she just admits that i am the better diva.

Lola: In your dreams, you little psycho!

Anastasia: Psycho?! I know darn well you isn't calling no one psycho after you are one yourself!

Lola: I am not!

Anastasia: Are too!

Lola: ARE NOT!

Anastasia: ARE TOO!

They kept going back and forth with their arguing which irritated Logan even more.

Logan: THAT'S ENOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!

He yelled so loud the whole neighborhood heard it.

Logan: I can deal with this. I'm going to go take a breather somewhere. And by the time I get back, you two better make up with each other or the both of you will be grounded! Do i make myself clear?!

Lola and Anastasia: Yes sir.

Logan: Good. Now i gonna be back. Lori, can you keep an eye on them to make sure they don't fight again? I really appreciate it if you do.

Lori: Don't worry about it, Logan. I will keep a watchful eye on them.

Logan: Thanks.

The stress loud teen left the house to go relax at leaving Lori in charge of Lola and Anastasia.

Lori: You two know the deal. Lola to your room. Anastasia to the living room. And stay far away from each other.

Everyone else went back in their room soon after, leaving Lola and Anastasia alone in the upside hallway.

Anastasia: Now look what you did! You made my dad be stressed. I'm hope you're happy.

Lola: You are blaming me? This is your fault too you know!

Anastasia: Oh shut up! This wouldn't had never happen if you just admitted that i am the better diva.

Lola: Again, in your dreams. I will never surrender and amind defeat! It will be you who will taste defeat!

Lola went to her room.

Anastasia: We will see about that.

Nighttime came and everyone is soundly asleep. All except for Anastasia who waited for everyone to fall asleep so she can complete her plan. She stook away from her father carefully without waking him up and headed down from the attic to the upside hallway then made her move to Lana and Lola's room and went up to Lola's bed with a marker in her hand.

Anastasia: Let see how you like this, you pig.

Anastasia drew something on Lola's face without waking her up. The next day came by and most of the others went downstairs to eat breakfast. They see Anastasia eating her pancakes her father made for her with a smile on her face.

Lincoln: Good morning, Anastasia.

Anastasia: Good morning, uncle. Good morning aunty Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily. (She said cheerful)

Lincoln: (Suspicious) You been really cheerful this morning.

Luan: Yeah. You never say good morning or hi to me. Every time i say hi to you, you growl at me and threating to attack me with something.

Luna: What are you up too? (She said suspiciously)

Anastasia: You'll see. In 3, 2, 1...

Lola: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anastasia: Ah, music to my ears.

Everyone looked at Anastasia wondering what she did which they found out why she been so cheerful in the morning when Lola came down the stairs very upset with the drawing on her face labeling "pig on the left side of her cheek and diva wannabe on the right side of her cheek" with the letter L on her forehead.

Lola: (Enraged) You! You did this to me!

Anastasia: I don't see what the problem is. It looks good on you.

Lola scream and went back upstairs to the bathroom to wipe the markings off.

Lori: You know that not very nice, Anastasia.

Anastasia: This is coming from someone who threatened her little brother by telling him you is going to turn him into a human pretzel and is also the one who said to never call you and who also sabotaged her own sister so she can fail her driving test and so on, so forth. Beside, this is only the beginning. (She took a bite of her sliced pancake)

Meanwhile in the bathroom, Lola is washing away the markings Anastasia put on her.

Lola: That little rat. Who do she think she? Well if she want to play, then I'm going to play as well. Oh yes, She...Will...Pay! (Show a sequence with fire behind her)

Later in the afternoon, Anastasia is relaxing on her resting chair not knowing Lola is watching her.

Lola: So you like drawing mean stuff on my face? Well try this on for size.

Lola had a slingshot and flings a rock at a beehive that is hovering above Anastasia, making it fall on her head and screaming in terror and pain from the bees stings. After burning the remining bees with a charcoal and some hairspray, Anastasia see Lola laughing at her making her even more upset. Lola went in the house.

Anastasia: You wanna play, pig? Ok, I'll play. Oh yes, This is war.

Soon after, It showed every moment of Anastasia and Lola hurting each other. From Lola getting a explosive surprise that made her face cover with the black powder to Anastasia getting splashed by disguising toliet water to Lola getting attack by a raccoon and so on, so forth. They both was in the living room both injury from the traps they made.

Anastasia: Are you ready to give up the title of diva.

Lola: I said it several times before I say it again, in your dreams.

Anastasia: Fine then. How about this, if you win, i will let you have the title of diva. But, if i win. Not only i get to keep the title of diva, but you will have to be my slave for a long time.

Lola: That was you think, Anna.

Anastasia:...What did you just call me?

Lola: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you didn't hear me just now. I said- (In slow motion) Anna.

Anastasia right eye started to twitch several times as she turn her hand into a fist.

Anastasia: My name...My name is...

(She cracked)

ANASTASIAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Anastasia went up to Lola and begin attacking her as Lola does the same. The fight been going on for a long time that they nearly destroy the house from the inside. They kept fighting and fighting till they was about to deliver the final blow. Until Logan grabbed both of they fists, ending the fight.

Anastasia: (afraid) D...dad...

Lola: (Also afraid) L...logan...

Logan: (Upset) I give you two a fair warning about this and yet you two are still fighting.

Anastasia and Lola: BUT SHE STARTED IT! (They both pointed at each other)

Logan: I don't care who started it. You both are hereby grounded until you two get your act together.

Lola: You can't do that!

Logan: I can, i will, and i already did. When mom and dad aren't around. I'm the grown up in the house and whatever i say goes. Understand?

Lola and Anastasia: Yes sir.

Logan: Good. Now as for your punishment, you two have to clean and fix the entire house, starting with the laundry.

The scene cuts to them in the basement washing clothes in the washing machine.

Lola: I can't believe i am doing this.

Anastasia: Oh you is going to be doing this along now that you are my slave.

Lola: What?! Since when?!

Anastasia: Just now. Because let face it. If dad didn't grabbed our fists, you woulda been out cold or even worse. So remember that the next time you call me by the wrong name.

Lola: Grrrrrr. Fine, you win. But i will get back that title and stop being your slave after i get my revenge.

Anastasia: I will love to see you try.

Lori: Hey! Less talking more cleaning!

Lola and Anastasia: Yes Lori.

The episode ends.

Timeline: After Toad and Tiaras, Driving Miss Hazy, and get the message.