No Guts, No Glori

The episode begins with Logan being Anastasia to bed.

Logan: Ok Anastasia, I'm going to be gone for a while on a double date with your grandparents. I'm gonna be back soon, ok?

Anastasia: Ok.

Logan: Good. (He kiss Anastasia on the forehead) Good night, princess.

Anastasia: Good night, daddy.

Anastasia went fast asleep as Logan went down the attic to the living room. Meanwhile after Lincoln was talking about this video game, he caught two different kind of scents coming from outside. Everyone except Lori came out of their rooms with worry on their faces.

Leni: Guys, do you smell that? It smells like...

Lucy: Mom's expensive perfume!

Lola: And Logan's man spray!

Lincoln: That can only mean...

Everyone: IT'S DATE NIGHT!

Lincoln: Which also mean...

They hear a whiste blow and that can only mean one thing. Lori's babysitting again. This is everyone worst nightmare. usually It be Logan and her stuck doing baby sitting but since Logan is out on a double date with his parents, the loud kids are stuck with Lori. The queen of-

Lori: NO! (unplugs Luna's amplifiers) NO MUSIC! (tosses away Lana's mud pie in the trash) NO MUD PIES! (approach to Leni who is on the phone talking to someone) NO!

Leni: Way! That's totes cray cray!

Lori: (Hangs up Leni's call) NO PHONE CALLS!

Lincoln tries to sneak away with his game but got caught by Lori.

Lori: (took Lincoln's game away from him) AND NO VIDEO GAMES!

Lori dresses up in a military uniform and blows the whistle to summon her siblings and their pets to the living room.

Lori: At ease! (Everyone feels a lot calmer ) JUST KIDDING! NOBODY IS TO BE AT EASE IN MY PRESENCE! (Everyone regain their forms) As you know, Mom and dad left me in charge since them and Logan is out. That means, you have to do as i say, whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit".

Charles, Cliff, and Geo sat down on command, but Walt tip over since he can't sit and knocked Geo's ball to the side.

Lori: (Busts out a chart of tonight's schedule) Now, here is our schedule for this evening.

6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded.

7:00 to 7:30: Chow.

7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of messly hall.

8:00: Staring at wall until falling asleep.

Lori: Everyone got that?

Everyone except for Lana: MAM, YES, MAM!

Lana: SIR, YES, SIR!

Lori gave Lana a mean angry look for calling her "sir"

Lori: DISMISSED!

Everyone left to their rooms. Meanwhile, Lincoln open his door and put a note in Geo's ball.

Lincoln: Hey, Geo. Want a snack, boy?

He tosses the snack to Lana and Lola's room then to Lisa and Lily's room then to Lynn and Lucy's room then to Luna and Luan's room and Lori and Leni's room to get Leni attention. One by one the kids sneak their way in Lincoln's room. Leni was about to leave but was quickly caught by Lori.

Lori: Leni, Where are you going?

Leni: Oh i just...going to the bathroom. (She smiles nervously)

Lori was getting really suspicious about it but tells Leni to go anyway.

Lori: Alright. But come right back.

After hearing that, Leni quicky left the room and heads to Lincoln's room with the others to discuss the concern of Lori's babysitting methods.

Lynn Jr: What is this about?

Lucy: Yeah, you know we're not supposed to leave our rooms.

Lincoln: Rooms? More like prison cells! Whenever Logan isn't here and Lori's left in charge, she makes our lives miserable. Well, i say no more! It's time to take back our Friday nights! Luna, do you like it when Lori unplugs your amp mid-jam?

Luna: It's way harsh.

Lincoln: And Lana, how about when Lori throws out your mud pies?

Lana: I work hard on those!

Lincoln: And Lily, what about when Lori won't let you run around naked? (Lily takes off her diaper and blows a raspberry in protest) Then let's do something about it!

Everyone in the room: YEAH!

Luan: (realizing something) Wait, have any of you guys noticed one other people is missing.

Everyone soon realize this and looking around knowing who the other person is. All except for Leni of course.

Leni: Lori? Isn't this supposed to be a meeting for us?

Everyone else facepalmed.

Luan: No, I'm talking about Anastasia! She is the only one who didn't show up here.

Lana: Or downstairs when Lori told us the schedule.

Lucy: Maybe she's hiding somewhere. You know how good of a hider she is.

Everyone agrees except for Lisa.

Lisa: Actually, she is up in the attic sleeping. (Everyone looked at her) I overheard Logan talking about it to Anastasia one day.

Lynn: So you saying is that Anastasia is up in the attic sleeping just so she doesn't have to suffer like the rest of us.

Lisa: Noooo. What I'm saying is that she is sleeping because if she was awake, then basically we all are screw.

Lincoln: Lisa got a point there. Without Logan, there no way of stopping her.

Everyone agrees.

Lincoln: Anyway with that out of the way, here's the plan...

Back in Lori and Leni's room, Lori is trying to paint her toenails like in Sixteen 1/2 Magazine, but she doesn't seem to have gotten it down. Suddenly, she hears Luna amplifiers got turn back on which she did not take likely. She came out and sees Lily with Luna guitar.

Lori: Lily? What are you-

Before she could finish her sentence, she heard a few creaks behind her and turn around to see her siblings. They tackle her and she screamed for help which almost woke up Anastasia. After that, it's revealed that they tied up Lori to a chair.

Lori: (Furious) Hey! What is going on?!

Lincoln: Your power trip is over! We're taking back our Friday nights

Lori: Power trip?

Lincoln. Just admit it. You get a sick thrill bossing us around.

Everyone else agrees.

Lori: You think i enjoy this? I am one of two people in this family who can keep the house from ending up in a pile of rubble! It's not like any of you could do it.

Lana: Yuh-huh. Lincoln could.

Lincoln: (Surprised) I could?

Everyone except Lori: WE'RE THINKIN' LINCOLN! WE'RE THINKIN' LINCOLN!

Lincoln and Lori are both flabbergasted and confuse by this.

Lori: (condescendingly) Lincoln in charge? Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box.

Cliff is seen right near his litter box and going to the bathroom on the carpet.

Lincoln: Oh yeah? Challenge accepted! (Takes Lori's whistle) Take her away!

The sisters carry Lori to her room.

Lori: You won't last five minutes! (laughs maniacally) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Lincoln: (Shuts her door) Lola. guard this door. No one goes in, no one comes out.

Lola nods in agreement and gets a golf club to guard the door while also dressing like a security guard.

Lincoln: Say goodbye to the queen of no... (Tosses the whistle on the ground)...and hello to the king of yes!

Everyone cheers in victory. Afterwards, they all went to do their usual thing. Luna can finally jam again.

Lincoln: Yes to music! (cranks up the tunes and later puts a happy face on Lana's mud pie) Yes to mud!

Leni: (on the phone again) Seriously?!

Lincoln: Yes to phone calls! And yes to video games!

Lincoln went to his room and turn his game on.

SUPER MEGA BRAWLERS TURBO FIGHTER XXIV

Game announcer: Round 1: Fight!

Just as Lincoln was about to play his game, he hears Leni screaming so he paused his game and see what is going on; It turns out that Luan is chasing Leni around with a rubber spider.

Lincoln: Uh...okay. Have fun but don't get too crazy.

He hears Luna's loud music coming from her room.

Lincoln: RAD SOUNDS! MAYBE NOT SO LOUD! (He turned down Luna's amplifiers a little which made her confuse.

Lincoln went back to his room and tries to play his game but hears a loud explosion and the smoke alarm going off. Lisa came out of her room.

Lincoln: (Concerned) What was that?!

Lisa: It's science. You wouldn't understand. (Just as she said that, a tentacle grabbed Lisa by the leg and dragged her back in her room) AHH! (the door closes)

Meanwhile while Lincoln went downstairs to see the chaos going on down there, Anastasia is having a hard time sleeping from the noise going on below her. Back downstairs, Lincoln saw what he would call it a "loud" mess. From Lynn mudskiing on her dirtbike to Luan continuing scaring Leni which she still got the phone and her house phone and her hand to Lana and Lucy having a food fight. This is a nightmare to poor Lincoln.

Luna: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK! (sets her amplifiers up toto "Super Max" and fireworks all set up for a big finale)

Lincoln: LUNA! (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

It was too late. Luna a chord so loud that the noise coming from it blasted Lincoln right in a wall which left a dent on it but that not all it did. It was so loud, it woked up Anastasia and she is not happy about it. The words Lori said earlier circle around in Lincoln's mind.

Echo Lori: Lincoln in charge? Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box.

Lincoln sees Cliff right next to his litter box but instead goes in the fireplace.

Lincoln: (irked) Oh, really, Cliff? (Getting all steamed up; He unplugged Luna's amplifiers) No guiter playing... (Stopped Lynn from riding her bike in the house)...no dirt bikes, and no science experiments! (he takes Lisa's beakers and tosses them away, causing an explosion)

His sisters were not pleased by Lincoln changing his mind.

Lynn: Who do you think you are? Lori?

All the sisters started laughing at him which irritated him. They kept laughing until the lights flicking on and off.

Lori: Hmmmm, must be them damaging the lights.

Meanwhile back downstairs.

Lynn: Hmmm, why was the lights flicking on and off just now?

Everyone soon started looking up after sensing a evil aura coming from upstairs and sees a upset Anastasia looking at them with hateful eyes.

Lisa: (Worried) Oh no! We're screw!

She still kept looking at them.

Leni: Ummmm...h..hi...Anastasia...what brings you here?

Anastasia: You tell me. Tell me why i couldn't get any goodnight sleep?!

Luna: Well you see ummm...

Anastasia jumped down the stairs landed perfectly on the bottom.

Anastasia: (slowly getting enraged) It doesn't matter now. All i know... (her aura kept growing more dangerously ever more) THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Furiously enraged)

The others soon got really scared to the point their body turned the color yellow for a brief second before running away from a very and i mean "VERY" upset Anastasia. Lincoln hid in his parents room.

Lincoln: Oh no, this just went from bad to worse to even worse! I got to do something, but what? (He got an idea) Lori, of course! All i have to do is to get to her room. But how when there is a enrage Anastasia down here? (he noticed that Anastasia is busy chasing down his sisters) Well that could work. Alright, here's go nothing.

Lincoln ran quickly out of his parents room and headed upstairs to Lori and Leni's room to get Lori. However, it will be hard since Lola is still guarding the door.

Lola: Hey! No one goes in, no one comes out! Boss's orders!

Lincoln: Those were my orders! Also, how didn't you get attack by Anastasia?

Lola: I have my ways. Now if you don't mind, i gonna need you to step back, sir.

Lincoln: Come on, Lola! Let me in!

Lola: I warning you, sir! Step back before you get whack!

Lincoln: Sigh" I'm sorry about this, Lola. (He charged straight at Lola with a battle cry but get whacked by her with the golf club, knocking him out)

Lincoln soon find himself tieded up just like Lori was earilar.

Lola: Uh, no no no. I'm sorry Lincoln. ANYONE ELSE?! (no one respond back) I DIDN'T THINK SO!

Lola ran back up the stairs quickly so she don't get caught by Anastasia. Lincoln tries to free himself but couldn't break free. He sees Geo rolling by.

Lincoln: Geo! You want a treat, boy? (Geo rolls over to Lincoln) They're in my back pocket. Come on. Get 'em? (Geo started to gnaw on the rope) Little more. (Geo bites in on a soft spot) YOW! Too far! (Geo finally set him free) Good boy. (gives him a treat for saving him)

Meanwhile, Lori continue filing her nails.

Lincoln: Lori! Lori! (Climbs in through the window)

Lori: Ha! I knew you wouldn't last five minutes.

Lincoln: (despondently) It's only be five minutes? (Getting back to what's important) It's a mad house down there! You're got to help me!

Lori: Nah. I'm thinkin' Lincoln. You can handle it.

Lincoln: I can't! You're the only other person who can keep the house from ending up in a pile of rubble. (Hears Luna's fireworks going off) Or ashes. Beside if it wasn't bad enough, Anastasia is awoke.

Lori: She is? Man, she must be upset.

Lincoln: She is beyond upset! That why i need your help!

Lori: That enrage, huh? that might explain the lights flicking on and off earlier. Well i will help you but first i want to hear you say the words.

Lincoln: That i couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box?

Lori: And?

Lincoln: I'm sorry.

Lori: That's all i needed to hear. (Puts on the military shades) Let's roll!

They open the door to see Lola still guarding it while also looking out for Anastasia.

Lincoln: I don't know how to get past her. She's an animal.

Lori covers Lincoln's mouth, holds up a pile of glitter, and blows it in Lola's direction.

Lola: (Chased after the sparky cloud) GLITTER!

Lincoln: (Impressed) Glitter. Nice.

They went downstairs and sees the living room is a complete mess and a super enrage Anastasia trapped her other aunties by the front door.

Lincoln: (scared) See what i mean?!

Lori: Yes i do. it's like looking at an angry Logan. But don't worry, i got this. Hey, Anastasia!

Anastasia turned around to see Lori and Lincoln behind her.

Enrage Anastasia: You... (Stomps her foot on the ground hard) You were supposed to be watching them! Now that you is down here, i can take all my rage out on-

Lori pulls out a cookie from a napkin.

Anastasia: Is that a cookie? GIMME!

Anastasia took the cookie from Lori's hand and eats it.

Anastasia: Mmmmmm, that was a good cookie. But back to yo-

Anastasia passed out which took everyone by surprise.

Lincoln: Ummm, Lori, what was in that cookie?

Lori: Sleeping pills that been breaking up in tiny pieces. Logan told me about it and also tell me to give her that just in case something like this happen.

Lincoln: I see. But what about the mess though?

Lori: Observe. (Pulls out her whistle and blows it, getting everyone attention) MOM, DAD, AND LOGAN ARE GOING TO BE HOME IN 10 MINUTES!

The sisters hurry and started to clean up the mess they made.

Lincoln: Brilliant.

Lori: Yeah, you learn a few tricks as you get older. (hears her phone ringing and answers it) Hello? Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Bye. (Hangs up)

Lincoln: Who was that?

Lori: Mom and dad and Logan. They're gonna be home in 10 minutes.

Lincoln: (panicking) WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Lori: I got this. Luna, a little cleaning up music?

Luna: You got it, sis! (Gets her guitar) ONE! TWO! THREE!

Luna started playing some music as everyone else clean up the house. Lana puts the fish back in it's bowl, Lisa scrubs up the living room with a soap cannon and with the help from her tentacle friend. Leni and Luan untangle the phone wire, Lynn uses the hose to clean the kitchen and then puts it back outside. Cliff was about to go on the carpet again but were stopped by Lori who glares at him making him think twice about what he was about to do, Lola ties up some trash and Lynn yanks them with her dirt bike. Lincoln fished out Lily's diaper and puts it on her, They did all their work and carry everything else away as the way it was before Their parents and Logan left. Leni carry Anastasia up the stairs with her.

Luna: GOODNIGHT, LOUD HOUSE!

The others went back to their rooms after finally having a crazy friday night. Their parents and Logan are approaching and just as everything seem ok, there's still the dent that Lincoln made earlier after gettimg blasted back by Luna's amplifiers.

Lincoln: Gasps" The wall! (Sees the painting from the food fight) Lori! Catch! (He tosses the painting to Lori)

Lori caught the painting and place it on the wall to cover the dent. Their parents and Logan enter.

Lynn Sr: Wow! I can't believe the house is still standing!

Lincoln: What'd you expect? Lori's in charge.

Rita: So, what are you guys up to?

Lori: Oh, we were just about to play a video game. You can't say "no" all the time.

Rita: Oh, and look at this lovely piece of food art the kids made.

Rita and Lynn Sr went to their room.

Logan: So how everything with Anastasia? Did anything happen when i was gone?

Lori: Nah, she's alright. She's still up in the attic sleeping.

Logan: Good. Thanks sis.

Lori: No problem.

Logan went up to the attic.

Lori: Let just keep the Anastasia incident to us, ok?

Lincoln nods. After that, everything seem to be ok as Lincoln and Lori begins playing S.M.B.T.F. XXIV. But...

Logan: (From upstairs) Ummmmm, Lori? Where is Anastasia?

The two siblings looked at each other confuse.

Lynn Sr: (Screams) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GOLF CLUB?!

Lori and Lincoln soon realize they forgot about the golf club and now knows they are in big trouble.

The end.