Project Loud House

The episode begins with Logan waking up Anastasia.

Logan: Anastasia. Wake up sleepy head.

Anastasia: (Tired) Huh? (Rubs her eyes) What time is it?

Logan: It's time for you to get ready for daycare.

Anastasia: Really? Why can't I just have homeschool? It's boring up at daycare.

Logan: What? Are you kidding? Daycare is fun. Beside, you got Lily to keep you busy.

Anastasia: Let me remind you that me and her go to different daycares.

Logan: Don't you have friends there?

Anastasia: No. Those girls are my gang members, not my friends.

Logan: Well, you is still going to daycare whether you like it or not.

Anastasia: That bull stuff.

Logan: Watch your mouth, little lady.

Anastasia: I said stuff!

Logan: Yeah yeah. Just go down there and get in the shower. I will be in there shortly.

Anastasia left mumbling things under her breath. Logan hears someone calling him and went to pick up his walkie talkie.

Lincoln: White Wolf, this is White Hare. Do you copy?

Logan: This is White Wolf calling to you live from the attic. Are you ready to start today's mission?

Lincoln: You bet. It's time to put operation' Get the girls out of the house so i can make it to school with me school project and think of a shorter name for this operation' into action.

Logan went down the attic to the upstairs hallway while Lincoln went downstairs making breakfast for his siblings and Anastasia.

Logan: Ok, Girls! Time to move your butt and get ready for school and/or daycare! Come on, we don't have all day!

And the girls did what they are told.

Lynn: Hey, Logan. Have you seen my skates?

Logan: Check your room some more and if they're not in their, ask Lincoln. I'm sure he knows where they are at.

Lynn: Ok. Thanks, Logan!

Logan hears the twins arguing and see them fighting over a dollar bill.

Logan: Not on my watch. (he ran and told the dollar bill from them and give them three sets of changes)

Lana and Lola: Thanks, Logan!

After they left, Logan heard a explosion coming from Lisa and Lily's room and saw Lisa appearing from the smoke cloud. Logan picked her up by her back shirt collar.

Logan: Lisa! How many times do me and everyone else have to tell you? No explosives or making science experiments early in the morning.

Lisa: I was just making a new hair gel for Leni.

Logan: Hand it over. (Lisa handed over the "gel") All of it. (she handed more of it to Logan. he putted her down) That's better. Now, no more experiences in the morning! You got that?

Lisa: Oh yes, great wise one.

Lisa left and Lori coming from her room and Logan see a water bucket on top of the door and stopped it from falling by grabbing it.

Lori: Ummmm, what are you doing?

Logan: Well i just save you from getting wet.

Lori: What? (sees the water bucket) Who placed that there?

Logan: Take a wild guess. (they both looked at Luan with a angry look on their face)

Luan: I'll get the drop on her soon. (she laugh as Logan carefully came down from the door with the bucket and threw the water at her)

Logan: Not so funny now, is it? Now, go get dry off and get ready to go. We don't have time for your jokes. (Luan made a angry face and went in her room and closed it)

Lori left her room and Leni follow behind.

Leni: Oh hi, Logan. Have you seen my shades? I can't seem to find them.

Logan: Have you checked your forehead?

Leni checked and finded them.

Leni: Oh! There they are! Thanks, Logan! (She left)

Luna appears.

Luna: Hey, bruh.

Logan: Sup, sis. Is there anything you need help with?

Luna: Not that I know of.

Logan: Good. Hey, if you got a minute. Can you run Anastasia bath for me? It might be a while.

Luna: Sure thing, bro.

Logan: Thanks sis.

Luna left.

Logan: You can come out Lucy! There's no point sneaking up on me.

Lucy: [Sighs] You is impossible to scare. But can you help me with something? I'm trying to find a word that rhyme with room.

Logan: Doom, Zoom, Boom, Coom, Toom Tomb. Just find one word that goes well with your poem.

Lucy: Ok, thanks.

Logan: Anytime.

Luna exit the bathroom.

Luna: The little dudette is finally in the tub.

Logan: Let me guess, she was being picky again, wasn't she? (Luna nods) I thought so. (pulls out the dollar he took from the twins and handed it to Luna) This is for your trouble.

Luna: Wow! Thanks, bro!

Logan: No problem.

Luna left and Luan exit her room.

Logan: I hope you learned your lesson.

Luan: (Under her breath) You will be the one who will be learning a lesson soon.

Logan: What was that?

Luan: (nervously) Nothing. I didn't say anything. (she ran down the stairs)

Logan: I thought so. Ok so far i got Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana and Lola, and Lisa. But i feel like I'm missing one sister. (sees Lily walking pass him and picked her up) I thought i was missing one. Come on you. Let's get you dressed up.

Lily: Poo poo.

In the bathroom.

Anastasia: Ahhhh, this is the life. (hears the door opening) Took you too long.

Logan: Oh hush. I'm here, am i?

Anastasia: Yeah yeah. Let's just get this over with.

Logan rolls his eyes. After everyone got their stuff ready and got done eating, everyone is huddle up by the door getting ready to go.

Lincoln: Ok it's looks like everyone is here. All we have to do is wait for Lori.

Logan: Come on sis! Let's go! I need to get my car out of the driveway so i can take Anastasia to daycare and so i can go to work!

Everything was going to Lincoln's way however there is one problem that came up.

Lori: (Angry at Bobby) Fine! If you don't want to wear the tax, then i don't wanna go to the dance! In fact, I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! (screams in frustration)

Lincoln: So close...(sees everyone going back to their rooms) Wait!

Logan: Lincoln, you go get your sister. I got this. If i go get her, there's no telling what will happen.

Logan stopped the others as Lincoln went to get Lori.

Lincoln: Lori, wait! You're the only other one who can drive all of us!

Lori: HAVE LOGAN DRIVE YOU!

Lincoln: He can't! Vanzilla is in the way of his car and you know he don't like riding in the van!

Lori: WELL GET MOM TO DRIVE YOU THEN! (shuts herself in)

Lincoln: But she's already left! (groans) Can't something go my way for once?

Luna: You can't always get what you want, bro.

Anastasia: She's right, uncle. Trust me, i learned that the hard way.

Logan: (from the background) ANASTASIA, YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

Anastasia: (Growls in rage) See what i mean? (groans then left)

Lincoln went back downstairs to help Logan out.

Logan: Where's Lori?

Lincoln: She shutted herself in the room and now don't want come out.

Logan: I swear, that girl. (calms himself down) Let's just get everyone else outside to the van. We can deal with Lori later.

Lincoln: Agree.

Logan left to get some of the others. Lucy appears behind Lincoln, scaring him.

Lucy: Lincoln, I've finished my poem. It's called "Failure".

Lincoln: Lucy, i really don't have time for-

Lucy: (Starts to read)

Failure. it is not an option,

yet it's something you choose.

The man with the plan is destined to lose.

Logan: Lincoln! Get Lily! She is walking around naked!

Lincoln see Lily walking pass him naked.

Lincoln: LILY! Where are your clothes? And where's is your diaper? (chased after her)

Anastasia sees her aunty Lily walking around naked and thought of doing the same.

Logan: Don't you even think about it.

Anastasia made a upset look.

After finding and stepping on Lily's diaper and hearing Lucy reading some more, Lincoln ran back upstairs to try to get Lori out of her room.

Lincoln: (Knocks on Lori's door) Come ok, Lori! Please? I have my report to due this morning!

Lori: (still don't want to come out) GO AWAY!

Lincoln hears the twins arguing over different sandwiches.

Lola: The peanut butter sandwich is mine!

Lana: No, the jelly sandwich is yours!

Lola: No!

Lincoln groans in frustration. He went back downstairs and see them still fighting over who sandwich is whose. it went on until took their sandwiches and put them together.

Logan: There! Now both of you got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Now, get in the van.

Lana and Lola: Thanks, Logan! (they head to the van)

Lisa: (with a first aid ointment) Here's the antidote.

Logan: Thank you! (gets suspicious) Wait...Lincoln, can he test this for me?

Lincoln: Sure. (took the antidote and tested it on Walt who suddenly blew up like a blimp and turns out it was a fake)

Logan: Lisa...

Lisa: Fine. Hairless apes: two, science: zero. (hands Logan the real antidote and went to the van)

Logan: That's better. Here you go, Leni. (hands her the antidote)

Leni sighs in relief and went to use it.

Lucy: (still reading)

Failure. It's all your fault,

this streak of bad luck.

No escape from this cycle in which you are stuck.

Lincoln and Logan: Stop!

Lincoln: We've a poem for you now.

Logan: It's called "Lucy"

Lincoln: Dark as night,Logan: Hair like tar.Logan and Lincoln: Take your spooky self to the car.

Lucy: [sighs] Once again, you two poetic brilliance has me to shame. (went to the van)

Lynn: Think fast! (comes rolling in and hits Lincoln knocking him down to his underwear but missed Logan due to him jumping above her)

Lincoln: Ow...

Lynn: Where's my field hockey stick? I have roller derby today!

Lincoln: There's no field hockey stick in roller derby! (spins her around and launches her to the van)

Lynn: The way i play, there is! (crashes into her sit) Ow!

Leni came back downstairs.

Leni: Finally. I look perfect and beautiful again.

Leni walks to the van. But just before she got in, Lincoln shielded her with a umbrella because Luan put another water bucket on the van door.

Luan: Oh, come on! I thought we were pails! (laughs) Get it? Get it?

Logan: Luan! That better not be another bucket i heard or you is going to be in big trouble!

Luan: (disappointed) Just close the door. (Lincoln crossed it)

Lincoln went back inside.

Lincoln: Ok that should be everyone. But how are we going to deal with Lori?

Logan: You let me deal with that. (pulls out his phone and calls Lori with it)

Lori: Hello?

Logan: (falsetto) Hey, babe. It's your boyfriend, Bobby. I just wanted to say that I'm...i'm sorry and that i will wear any tux you want.

Lori: (gasps and squeals with delight) Oh, Bobby! (hangs up the phone and ran down the stairs with a smile on her face) Would you hurry up, Lincoln? It's always such a hassle getting you out of the door in the morning. (Picks up Lily and heads to the van)

Logan: Looks who talking.

Lincoln: I can't believe she fell for it. But what do you think will happen when she finds out it wasn't Bobby?

Logan: Trust me, Lincoln. When that does happen, you is going to see why i was the one who called her.

Lincoln: Fair enough.

Lincoln went to go get his project and left the house with Logan closing the door and locking it. However, Lincoln sees Luna putting some of her amps in the van with some help.

Lincoln: What's all this?

Luna: It's my gear, dude. I have rehearsal.

Lincoln: And who's this?

Luna: This is my roadie, Chunk.

Chuck tips his hat to Lincoln.

Logan: Sup, Chuck!

Chuck: Sup, mate. How's the missus doing?

Logan: She's doing good! Thanks for asking!

Lincoln: No no no. He was not part of the plan. You, out! I'll take care of this.

Chuck walks away upset.

Luna: Thanks, bro! (gets in the van)

Lincoln had a hard time putting the amps in the van so Logan helped him.

Lincoln: Thanks.

Logan: No problem but you didn't have to treat Chuck like that.

Lincoln: I know but i got to get to school on time.

Logan: Yeah i know. Anyway, get in the van so i can get out.

Lincoln: Ok!

Lincoln went in the van and Logan went to his car where Anastasia been waiting for him.

Lincoln: Operation complete! And ten minutes to spare. A loud house first, i might add. Let's roll!

Lori starts the van up and about to roll out but Lincoln realized something.

Lincoln: STOP!

Lori stops the car and Lincoln rushed to the back of it in panic. lucky, his project is safe.

Lincoln: (Picks it up) Phew. That was close. (Lincoln was about to head back to the van but slips and tripped on one of Lynn's skates, causing his project to fly in the air in slow-motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The project hits the ground and broke. The sound of it brought all the others to Lincoln.

Lincoln: (lamenting) All of this for nothing...how could I be so stupid?! How? How? How?

Everyone started to feel sorry for Lincoln.

Anastasia: (hugs her uncle) Cheer up, uncle. There's no point crying over spill milk.

Lincoln: What are you talking about? Of course there is. My project is ruining!

Anastasia: Are you sure about that? (points to the others)

Logan: She is right, little brother. If it make you feel even better, we can help you.

Lincoln: (hopeful) Really? You guys will help?

Lori: Of course we will.

Lynn: Yeah. 13 heads are better than 1.

Luan: Try not to lose yours. (laughs)

Luna: Yeah. Every little thing will be alright.

Logan: Nice callback, sis.

Luna: It's what i do.

Lincoln: Thanks, guys.

Lana and Lola: It's what we do.

Lincoln: But I'm supposed to give this report in ten minutes and this thing is destroyed. What can you guys do?

Lincoln once again lost hope. But lucky for him, Logan, Anastasia, and the others came up with a perfect idea. Therefore, Lincoln finally got his project in thanks to the help of his family.

Lincoln: In conclusion, in my family, everyday is a challenge. But you can be sure that when I need them, my siblings and my niece will be always be there for me. All of them.

Shows all his siblings and Anastasia in a standing position simliar to his old project.

Lincoln: And sure, life in the loud house can be summed up in one word: chaos. And i wouldn't trade it for the world.

Mrs. Johnson: (applauding Lincoln's performance) That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. I'm giving you an A. (gets hit with water from one of Luan's buckets) Aaahh! (Lincoln gasps) Make that an A-minus.

Everyone except Luan is speechless by what just happen.

Luan: (triumphant) Pailed it! (laughs)

The episode ends with Anastasia talking to the viewers with a black screen behind her.

Anastasia: Don't worry, Luan got in trouble when she got home. And let me tell you, i enjoyed watching her suffer. (she said with a evil smile on her face)