In Tents Debate

The episode begins in Lori and Leni's room where the kids are discussing a meeting.

Luan: And finally, the motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages passed. By a hair! (she laughs while her siblings and niece groans)

Lori: So, the minutes from our last meeting are approved. (bangs her shoe on Leni's sewing table like a gavel) Any new business? (Lincoln raised his hand) Anyone? Anyone? No one?

Lincoln: (agitated) Lori!

Lori: I'm just messing with you. Lincoln has the floor.

Lincoln: As you all know, our annual trip to Scratchy Bottom Campground is quickly approaching.

The girls groan.

Lynn: That place is the worst. Bears always steal our food. Well, tries to if Anastasia isn't nearby.

Lily roars like a bear.

Leni: And we have to sleep on the ground!

Anastasia: Y'all sleep on the ground. I sleep in or on the trees.

Lola: And poop in the woods!

Lana: I like pooping in the woods.

Anastasia: I do too. But i don't want a repeat of the poison ivy incident. I swear, we all went back home with itchy butts, and the front side if you a girl. (everyone feels embarrassed about that incident) Therefore, we should bring a few toliet papers for the trip. Just in case.

Lisa: I agree. And let's not forget about the Dipterum Culicidae are the size of Mustelas Nivalis. (The others except Anastasia looked at Lisa confuse with crickets chirping)

Anastasia: She is talking about the mosquitoes that are the size of weasels. Which reminds me, we need to bring some bug spray and maybe the barbeque torch thing too. Again, just in case.

Lincoln: (scared) And don't forget the scary hill people hiding in the trees! (imagines them)

Lori: There's no such thing as hill people, Lincoln.

Anastasia: Yes there are! They look very ugly and they eat people! (the others look at her) I watched a scary movie last night with aunty Lucy.

They looked at Lucy upset to hear that she let Anastasia watching a movie like that at a young age.

Lucy: What? I thought it would be nice to have some company and Anastasia was the only one brave enough to join.

Lori: Whatever. Anyway, Lincoln. What is your point is?

Lincoln: My point is, why can't we go somewhere different like... (holds out two brochures) ...Aloha Beach or Dairyland Amusement Park?

The tagline for Dairyland is "So UDDER-ly fun, you'll spill your milk!

Lori: Because Mom and Dad will never go for it.

Lincoln: How do we know? We've never asked.

Everyone else started to like the idea.

Lori: Fine. All in favor of Lincoln wasting his time and asking Mom and Dad?

All the others raise their hands.

Lori: (sighs) Motion passes... (bangs her shoe)

Lincoln went downstairs to his parents room to ask them about going to a different trip.

Rita: Fine with us, sweetie.

Lynn Sr: Sure, son. I don't see why not.

After hearing that, Lincoln ran back upstairs to tell the others the news which cheered. Except for Lori.

Lori: So? Which is it? Aloha Beach or Dairyland?

Lincoln: Oh. They didn't say.

Everyone soon started talking all at once upset and worry.

Luna: Dude, seriously? They didn't say?

Lynn: That's wack! And we can't ask Logan because he is gone and who knows when he will come back.

Lola: Well, i guess the only other thing to do is to vote.

Lincoln: I agree. All in favor of Aloha Beach? (Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, Anastasia, and Lily raise their hands) One, two, three, four, five, six...

Luna: (surprise that Lucy voted for Aloha Beach) You want to go to the beach, Lucy?

Lucy: Two words: Shark Attacks.

Lana: (Also surprise that Anastasia also voted for Aloha Beach) You too, Anastasia?

Anastasia: Don't get me wrong, aunty Lana. I love dailyland just as much as you do. But i really need this, i been working my butt off with the calls and the hangups. Being the love doctor is hard work. Beside, Shark Attacks and good looking boys.

Lincoln: Ok. All in favor Dailyland? (Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa their hands) One, two, three, four, five.

Leni: It's six against five! We win!

Lola: Wait a minute. Lincoln didn't vote.

Lori: Well, Lincoln, what's it gonna to be?

Anastasia: Yeah, uncle. What's it going to be? And choose wisely.

Lincoln: It's so hard to choose. I really like the beach. (Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, Anastasia, and Lily cheer while the others complain) But i love Dailyland. (Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa cheer while the others complain) I don't know. I can't decide. I need more time. Can i have till the end of the day?

The girls felt indifferent about this.

Lori: Fine. You have until the end of the day to decide. (bangs her shoe and adjourns meeting)

Anastasia: So like, are we not going to talk about Lisa want to go to Dailyland of all things? (they just looked at her) What was the point of even asking?

Later, Anastasia is having a little meeting with Lori and the others who want to go to the beach.

Lori: Ok, so if anyone got a plan, i want to hear it.

Anastasia: Well, we can convince him to vote for it.

Lucy: But won't that be cheating?

Anastasia: Aunty Lucy, do you want to see some Sharks Attacks or no?

Lucy: (sighs) Let's do this.

A few minutes later, Lincoln heads to the bathroom but sees some of his sisters and Anastasia by it.

Lincoln: Ummmm, is you guys going to the bathroom?

Anastasia: Oh, hello, uncle. The bathroom is open for you.

Lincoln: Thanks?

Lincoln went in the bathroom to take a shower. When he was in there, Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, Anastasia, and Lily are watching him.

Lincoln: Ummmm, do you guys mind? This is a little weird and very uncomfortable.

Lori: We just here just in case if you need something from us.

Lincoln: Ok... (getting suspicious) Wait. You guys arent trying get my vote for Aloha Beach, are you?

Lori, Lucy, Lola, Anastasia: (sweetly) No.

Lily: No, no, no.

Leni: Wait! I thought we were!

Anastasia facepalmed which Lori, Lucy, and Lola sigh and Lily looks blankly at her for that dumb remark.

Anastasia: Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Anastasia and the others left the bathroom disappointed which Leni is confuse on why they leaving.

A few minutes later.

Lucy: Are you sure this is going to work?

Anastasia: Positive. I mean this have to work.

Lucy: Don't you feel a little exposed to this?

Anastasia: (wearing a hawaiian skirt with flowers covering her chest since she don't have a coconut bra on)You is talking to the girl who dance around in her underwear sometimes. So no i dont feel exposed.

Lucy: Are you sure? Because when we go to the beach, you know that-

Lori: Quiet! Lincoln's coming!

Lincoln walks down the stairs.

Aloha Beach team: Aloha, Lincoln! (Lori gives him a lei, Lucy gives him a tropical shirt, Lola gives him shades, Lily gives him a drink by delivering it on her head, and Leni and Anastasia gives him his homework)

Lincoln: What's that?

Leni: It's your homework. All done.

Lincoln: (nervous) Uh...you did this?

Lori: i did.

Lincoln: (relief) Phew...i mean, not that it matters.

Hours later, Anastasia is doing a hawaiian dance while her aunties made some renovations to Lincoln's room.

Lori: Welcome to your own private beach. Where we have sun, sand, and surf. (turns on a heat lamp for sun, puts Lincoln's feet in a bucket of sand, and puts a surfboard on his bed)

They put Lincoln on the board and pretends to surf with Leni moving his arms and Lucy spraying water in his face.

Lucy: Don't forget screams.

A shark fin pops up from under Lincoln's bed and it reveals to be Lily pretending to be a shark as the others fake screams.

Lori: And if you vote for Team Beach, the fun will literally never stop.

Leni: Yeah. If you need anything else, just give us a toot. (holda out a conch shell and blows into it)

Another few minutes later, the beach team is discussing what a good job they did.

Lori: Well, guys. That was some good work there.

Anastasia: Yeah. As long as the other team don't try anything, we're good. (the others cheers and agree. during that, Jerry came up to Anastasia) Oh, hi Jerry. What's shaking? (Jerry whispers something in her ear) What's that? They are?! (Jerry nods) Those sneakily little weasels!

Lola: What? What did he say?

Anastasia: He said that the other team is trying to make Lincoln to vote for them!

Lola: Those little rats!

Leni: So what are we going to do?

Lori: All we have to do is see what Lincoln say about it.

The girls agree.

The end of the day came by and everyone from both teams went to Lincoln's room.

Lynn: Alright, Lincoln, your time's up. What's it gonna be?

Anastasia: Yeah, uncle. Time to decide.

Lincoln: I know i said I'd decide by the end of the world day, but I'm still torn. Can i have just one more day?

Lola: (about to snap) Why, you lousy little-

Lori: (holds Lola back) Uh, not a problem. (chuckles) We understand.

The girls agree and left.

Anastasia: Y'all really need to stop cussing, especially in front of little kids. I swear, this will come back and bite you in the butt. Just you wait.

They walked around from Lincoln's room.

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Can you blame me? No matter what i decide, half of them are still gonna be mad at me. But this day has been amazing. So i figure, why not take advantage of it a little longer.

Meanwhile.

Lori: Ugh. What are we going to do, you guys? We need to try harder to show him why the beach is better.

Lola: (comes up with a sinister idea) Or... maybe we should show him why Dairyland is worse...

Anastasia: As much i hate to agree with you and also hate that i have to do this to Dailyland, I'm in. But i swear if it ends up affecting me, i am coming for you, aunty Lola! So you better hope this works, otherwise... (slam her right fist in her left hand to show Lola she means business)

Lola: Oh trust me, it will work. It..will...work.

The next morning, Lincoln got up and rushed to the bathroom.

Lincoln: Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee! Note to self: no more cocoa before bed! (stops) What's going on?

Lucy: Waiting in line for the bathroom. Better get used to standing in lines if you're gonna vote for Dairyland.

One by one, Team Beach Girls takes their turn using the bathroom while Lincoln is struggling to hold it; finally he gets his turn. However, there's a Dairyland style sign saying the toilet is out of order.

Lincoln: What? Sorry! This ride is temporarily closed? NOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile elsewhere.

Anastasia: Ok, that plan went ok. So, what's next?

Lola: The same as before just a little different.

Anastasia: And that will be?

Lola: Oh, you will see. (smiles evilly)

Moments later in the kitchen, Lynn sees what the opposing team is doing and decided to level the playing field. Later, while Lincoln was having breakfast, Team Beach Girls starts making some modifications to the 'I Screamer' by pushing it too fast.

Lincoln: Guys! Guys! Too fast! Too fast, guys! I'M GONNA HURL!

And that he did, under the table. Team Beach moved out of the way just in time and didn't get caught. Lincoln saw Team Tippy.

Lincoln: Word of advice. Blowing chunks does not make me want to vote for Dairyland! (He left)

Lori: Good job, guys. But who is going to clean that up?

Lola: Ehhh, have Team Tippy do it. This is "their" mess anyway.

Anastasia: Hold that thought. (Pukes in Lincoln's pukes) Ok, now they can clean up that too. (noticed her aunties looking at her) What? Seeing uncle hurl, i got sick and feel mine's coming up. (they still just looking at her) Sigh" why do i ever bother telling you guys anything?

Meanwhile, Lincoln finds a gift bag on his bed with a card on it.

Everything you'll need for fun in the sun. Enjoy. Team Beach.

Lincoln: (finds a beach ball, a pair of sandals, and sunscreen) SPF 800 sunscreen. Perfect for my fair. (rubs it on his uncovered parts of his body) Hm. Tingly.

However, Lincoln soon realize he got severe sunburn and screams in pain.

Lincoln: News flash! Giving me a sunburn is not the way to win my vote!

Lori: Huh? (checks the sunscreen bottle, peels the label and finds out it's a fake) Sodium Hydrochlorite? Avoid contact with skin? This has Lisa written all over it!

Leni: So that's how you spell Lisa?

Anastasia: Aunty Leni, that's not how...You know what? Nevermind. Let take this up to the extreme!

After his burns cooled down, Lincoln went back to the kitchen and sees Tippy again.

Lincoln: Tippy!

However, there's something different about Tippy.

Lincoln: Tippy?

Tippy turns around and seems to be a grotesque mad cow.

Lincoln: Mad cow! Mad cow!

Tippy chased the poor boy around the house until he ran up to his room.

Lori: Well?

It turns out it was Lucy in the grotesque version of the costume.

Lucy: Worked like a charm. Aloha Beach is in our future.

Enter Team Tippy.

Luan: We knew it! You've been sabotaging us!

Lori: We sabotaged you? You put sand in Lincoln's underpants!

Anastasia: Underwear.

Lori: Same thing! Anyway, you was the ones who started this!

Lana: We started it? You started it with the line for the bathroom!

Soon everyone got into a heated argument. When that was going on, Logan enter the house.

Logan: Hey, guys. I'm back. (his sisters and Anastasia wasn't listening as they was still arguing) So much for a hi. I wonder how's Lincoln doing. (he left the girls to their argument and went to Lincoln's room) Hey, little bro. How are things?

Lincoln: Logan! (got up and hug his brother) Thank goodness you are back! I need your help!

Logan: Ok, calm down. (Lincoln calmed down) Now, tell me what's going on.

Back downstairs, the girls are still arguing until Logan got their attention by whistling.

Logan: Alright! That's enough! (the girls stopped)

Luan: Oh, hi Logan. When did you get back?

Logan: Just now. What is going on here?

Lynn: Why not ask your brother? He's the one who started this.

Lori: Yeah! If he had just made up his mind, the stuff we did wouldn't have happened! Also this is your fault too for leaving!

The girls agree.

Logan: Actually, A. He told what was going on, B. You know i have to leave town to do some important business, and C. You better watch who you back mouth to because I'm still not in the mood from my trap. So you better watch what you say, why face terror. It's your choice. Got it? (They nod in fear) Good. As for the trip thing, i decided to go ask mom and dad to take some of you on whatever place i want to go. But before i do, i got one thing to say. For the ones going to the beach, wear a shirt and stay away from any boy you see, got it? (Team Beach nods) Good. Now if you excuse me, i got something to do.

Logan went to go ask his parents to divide half the kids so some of them go with him while the others go with his parents.

Rita: Fine with us, sweetie.

Lynn Sr: Sure, son. I don't see why not.

Logan: Good. I just have one rule i need to let you know for the ones going to the beach.

After telling his parents the rule, Logan left their room and told them the news.

Logan: Ok, i told them about dividing you guys up to go on what place you are going.

Lynn: And?...

Logan: They said yes. (his siblings and daughter cheers) However, i did tell them about the rule for the ones going to the beach. So behave yourselves. That counts you too, Anastasia. (she pouts) Anyway, for the ones going to Dailyland, meet me in the car. (Team Tippy and Lincoln ran to Logan's car) Wait, Lisa is going to Dailyland too?

Anastasia: I just as surprise as you is when i found out about it.

The next day, Anastasia and the rest of Team Beach Girls went to Aloha Beach with Rita and Lynn Sr.

Anastasia: (Sips on a cup on juice while laiding down on a blanket with shades on. Also talking to the viewers) Well, it was pain getting here, but it was worth it. I just glad daddy came back home so we don't have to go to that bad camp. (sigh in relief) This is the life.

Random people: SHARK! THERE'S A SHARK IN THE WATER!

Anastasia: That's my cue. See you later. (Ran to the edge of the water to see the shark attack)