ORIGINAL EPISODE: My fair Lily
The episode begins with Anastasia sitting on the couch reading something.
Anastasia: Huh, so that's how that works.
Lily enters the living room.
Lily: Poo-poo
Anastasia: Huh? Oh, hi aunty Lily!
Logan enters soon after.
Logan: Are you two ready to go to the park?
Anastasia: The park? (realize) Oh, right! Today's the day we go to the park, isn't it?
Logan: Yep.
Anastasia: Well you bet I'm ready to go to the park!
Lily: Poo-poo!
Logan: Ok good. Come on guys! We aren't going to wait all day!
Anastasia: I can't wait for today.
Lily agrees.
A few minutes later, the loud kids made it to the park and begins doing their usual thing with Logan on guard duty. The scene cuts to the Anastasia and Lily playing in sandbox.
Anastasia: Look, Lily. Isn't this sandcastle the best?
Lily: Poo-poo.
Anastasia: I glad you agree.
Meanwhile somewhere in the park, there is a mysterious man hiding behind a tree. He is known as the Babynapper and his job is to kidnap other people babies without the parents or guardians looking. His target: Lily.
Babynapper: Ah. There's the perfect little one. All i have to do is steal her without no one seeing. (waited until Anastasia turned her back away from Lily and for Logan to look away too) Now it's my chance. (crept up on Lily and quietly took her without alerting Anastasia)
Anastasia: Ok Lily, your turn! (looks to see her youngest aunty isn't there) Lily? Lily! Where are you? (in her thought) Oh mam, this is bad. Where could she run off to? (looks around and spotted the Babynapper with Lily in his hands) Oh no you don't.
Anastasia got up and chased after the guy.
Babynapper: Haha! I got you now! (unknown to him, he was being follow about Anastasia and gets tackle by her) What in the world? Hey kid, get off of me!
Anastasia: You creep! Give me back my auntie!
Babynapper: Never!
The two fight to see who will get Lily. While that is going on, Logan is still on watch duty until he said his daughter fighting some grown man and rushed to her aide. Back to the fight, the Babynapper finally got Anastasia off to him.
Babynapper: Haha! Looks like i win! Better luck next you little...
Logan: HEY YOU!
The Babynapper sees a angry Logan running straight toward him and begins to run in terror leaving Anastasia and Lily behind.
Logan: THAT'S RIGHT! STAY BACK, OTHERWISE YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF LOGAN LOUD! (turns to his baby sister and daughter) Are you two ok?
Anastasia: Yeah, we're ok.
Logan: Good. Let's go back over there.
Anastasia: Ok, dad. (talks to Lily) What was that guy anyway? Well we will make sure he will never get again, ok?
Lily: Poo-poo.
A few minutes later, Anastasia and Lily went back playing sandbox until Anastasia went to the bathroom. When she was gone, the Babynapper return still focusing on stealing Lily.
Babynapper: You think won, huh? Well think again. (noticed that Anastasia isn't at the sandbox with Lily) Ok, it's go time.
Meanwhile, Anastasia just got back from using the bathroom and sees the Babynapper is at it again. So she hid behind a tree near the sandbox and waited until he got closer.
Babynapper: Hahaha! I got you again! (as he started to laugh at his victory, he felt something hard hitted his head) Huh? What? (turns to see Anastasia with a thick stick in her hand) Oh ummmmmm...Hi...i didn't see you there...i'm guessing this is the part i start running, huh? (Anastasia nods)
The Babynapper ran away with Anastasia following him. She got on his back and repeatedly hits him on the head with the stick until she letted go of him and walked back to Lily.
Babynapper: Oooh, this mean war.
The Babynapper tries several times to take Lily away but fail too due to Anastasia's traps. He tries and tries again and again buy sadly no such luck so he decided to use a different approach.
Babynapper: (Enraged) That is it! No more Mr. Nice guy! This time I'm going to just take her! (he walked up to the sandbox where the two girls are at.
Anastasia: Oh, you came back for more? You know, i thought you learned your lesson right now. (the Babynapper picked up the sand bucket and placed it on Anastasia's head and hitted the bucket with the shovel making it and Anastasia's head to vibrate)
The Babynapper grabbed Lily once again and ran off with her.
Babynapper: Haha! You are finally mine!
Anastasia lift the bucket off her head and chased after the guy. The Babynapper turns to look if anyone is following him and sees a very enrage Anastasia chasing him down. He tries to out run her but no luck, he lead her to the pond which she fell in and got out even more enraged. He ran until he stopped by a tree after thinking he lost her.
Babynapper: Man, you just don't give up do you?
Anastasia: (Enraged) Give...me...back...my...aunty...
Babynapper: (In his thought) Shoot, I'm trapped. What am i going to do? (as he was thinking, Anastasia charged straight at him to ram him in the stomach but missed him when he moved out of way and hitted the tree behind him getting her head stuck in it) Hahahahahaha! You thought you had me, didn't you? Well now you're stuck and there's nothing you can do about it! (runs away with Lily after laughing at Anastasia failure. As he was running, he thought he was in the clear and really was about to run off with Lily. However he stopped after getting punched in the face by non other than Logan who is there with his siblings)
Logan: Going somewhere?
Babynapper: Uhh, i was just...uhhhhhh ( he felt someone poking him and it turns out to be Anastasia who got herself out of the tree. The Babynapper handed Lily to Anastasia who kicked him in the shin shortly after. He turns around to see the angry loud kids looking at him) Look guys, it's not what it seems. You gonna understand!
Logan: Oh, we understand alright. Guys, let's give him the old loud house beating. (Logan punched him again and the whole family started to beat him up in a smoke cloud while Anastasia and Lily watched)
A few minutes later, the cops came and arrest the Babynapper for his crime.
Police officer: Thanks for catching this guy for us. We been looking for this creep for a while.
Logan: Anytime. That what he gets for taking the wrong baby.
Police officer: Glad to hear. Anyway, we gonna take him to jail where he belong. You guys take care and Anastasia? Stay out of trouble. (Anastasia sticks her tongue at the officer)
Logan: Ready to go home?
Anastasia: Yeah. I think i had about enough for today.
The scene cuts to the Logan in his car following Lori the others in vanzilla. He looks at Anastasia and Lily who are soundly asleep next near each other. Logan smiles to see that and paid attention to the road. Meanwhile, Anastasia opens one of her eyes and looked at her youngest aunty and smiles before closing her eye.
Anastasia: My fair Lily.
The episode ends with loud kids going back home.
Timeline: Before all the events in season one.
Note: The cop that was talking to Logan is the female police officer from the episode "Rita her rights"
