Sound of Slience
The episode begins with Anastasia on the couch listening to music.
Anastasia: Man, i really love this song. (rocking her head up and down while do the "air guitar" gesture)
Lincoln came down the stairs to sit on the couch but sees Anastasia there and he left.
Anastasia: (took out her earphones and talks to the viewers) In case you are wondering why my uncle just left after seeing me, he is looking for a place to have some peace and quiet time. But the thing is, get peace and quiet in the loud house is like finding a needle in a haystack. It's a rare thing here. So rare in fact, that i can't even get it. Heck, you don't even get privacy here neither! But, that's what will happen if you live in a big family like me or my uncle.
Lana enters the living room.
Lana: Anastasia, have you seen Izzy?
Anastasia: Who? (realize) Ooooh! You mean Izzy the lizard. Sorry aunty but i haven't seen him.
Lana: Oh, ok. Izzy! (after the living room and went to the dining room)Oooh, Izzy! Come out boy! Izzy! Where are you? (both her and Anastasia heard someone scream under the table and also heard a thumping noise) There you are! Oh, hey, Lincoln! I see you met my new lizard, Izzy. Wanna pet him?
Lincoln: No thanks. I'm good.
Anastasia: (to the viewers) See what i mean?
A few hours later, Lincoln is sitting on the couch upset because he couldn't find his peace and quiet. Logan enters the house.
Logan: Hey, little bro. What's up?
Lincoln: Terrible. I can't find no peace and quiet around here.
Logan: Well this the loud house. What did you think? You know it's hard to find either of those here.
Lincoln: Easy for you to say. You don't really be here that much.
Logan: True that. But when i am here, it's hard to the them. Especially when I'm trying to sleep. What I'm saying is that you just need to get used to it because once you leave the house for a couple of days, weeks, months, or years, you are going to miss being around the loudness. I know i do when off around the world for any business related.
Lincoln: Wow. I never thought of it like that.
Logan: Well keep that in mind. It will be a great help for you in the future. (walks away)
Anastasia: He's right, uncle.
Lincoln: (startled) Anastasia! Why do you and Lucy keep doing this?
Anastasia: Because it's fun to see you and the others jump in fear.
Lincoln: Well i think it's about time we need put bells on the two of you.
Anastasia: Good luck with that.
Lincoln: Anyway, why are you down here for?
Anastasia: Well it's 4:00 pm and it's time for my show. So if you don't mind giving me the remote so i can change the channel.
Lincoln: But i was here first!
Anastasia: Actually, i was here first earlier.
Lincoln: But you left though so i don't have to give you the remote or change, so Ha!
Anastasia: So that you want to be, huh? Very well. DAD, UNCLE LINCOLN SAID A BAD WORD! HE SAY THE B WO...
Lincoln: Ok! Ok! Here!
Anastasia: Thanks, uncle!
Lincoln: Man, you are a spoiled little brat.
Anastasia: Ummm, don't compare me to me to aunty Lola thank you very much.
Lincoln: Fine.
Anastasia: That's better. Yo, Jerry! Our show is about to come on! You don't want to miss it, do you? (Jerry came out of his mousehole and joined Anastasia on the couch) It's almost time.
Lincoln: Is it too much to ask for a little peace and quiet so that a guy read his comic in his undies?
Anastasia: You just don't get it, uncle. Not one bit.
Lincoln: (to the viewers) Sadly, when you've got ten sisters, one niece, and one brother who don't really be here that much, it's almost impossible to get a moment's peace.
An ad comes on TV.
Announcer: Do you find it almost impossible to get a moment's peace?
Lincoln: (exasperated) Yes. (suddenly intrigued) Wait! Yes!
Announcer: Then you need the Noise-B-Gone 2000 Earbuds! With 12 different soothing sounds, tune out that noisy world and enjoy a little me time. Only $19.95. Call now.
Lincoln: SOLD! (left the couch and went to search for his money)
Anastasia: I don't know what is weird, Finding him in the garbage can or him talking to the ad announcer. (hears her show theme song coming on) Ooh, our show is on!
Minutes later, Lincoln got his earbuds and put them in while seeing the ruckus the others are making.
Lincoln: Noise...be gone. (presses buttons on the buds and suddenly gets a wind chime sound over the others' commotion; tries others settings like trickling water, chirping birds, and waves crashing and is relieved) Goodbye, pesky noisy siblings and niece. Hello, me time.
In Lincoln's room, Lori walked in to talk to Lincoln about something. But due to Lincoln having the earbuds on, he wasn't even listening.
Lincoln: (not paying attention) Whatever you say, sis!
Next up is Luna comes in to show off a rocking solo, but Lincoln didn't hear it.
Lincoln: (ignoring) Cool jams!
Luna left and Lana came in with Izzy to tell Lincoln something. But just like her two older sisters, Lincoln chose to ignore it.
Lincoln: (too focused) You know it, girl! (takes the buds off as Lana leaves) Noise-B-Gone, you...are...AWESOME! So, why stop at comics? (puts them back on) Let the quiet times roll! (working on a model plane while Luan is telling some of her comedy material) Funny! Funny Stuff! (playing his video games as Lynn watched) You betcha, Lynn-arino! (working on a magazine puzzle; walks by Lucy) Uh-huh! (walks past Leni) I hear that! (past Anastasia who got angry at him) You go girl! (past Logan) Sure thing, bro! (across Lisa who is holding some beakers) Abso-tutely! (went to his room to shoot some hoops for a while till he went to his bed)
When Lincoln was on his bed reading his comic, Lola came in to tell Lincoln something important then Anastasia came in shortly after mad about something. But Lincoln wasn't paying attention to either one of them thanks to the earbuds. What Lola and Anastasia are talking is very important abd it's worrying them; but he just tunes them out more.
Lincoln; Aah...
[Bedtime]
Lincoln: (took the buds out) Thanks for a silent day, guys. (polishes them) You're my new best buds. (puts them away and waits to put them back on tomorrow)
The next morning.
Lola and Anastasia barged into Lincoln's room.
Lola and Anastasia: LINCOLN! (Lincoln screamed and falls out his bed)
Lola: You didn't forget you promised to do that thing for us by 3 o'clock today!
Lincoln: (obviously confused) Huh? (noticed that his earbuds are on the floor and quickly hid them)
Anastasia: (suspiciously irked) You didn't forget, did you?
Lincoln: (nervously chuckles) Of course i didn't forget, guys.
Lola: Good, because you wouldn't want to make us MAD! (stormed off)
Lincoln: (worried) Now, what did i promise?
Lynn enters.
Lynn: Hey, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Hey, Lynn. You don't know what i promised-
Lynn: (grabs him) Come on, it's go time!
Lincoln: For what?
Lynn took him out to the backyard.
Lincoln: Lynn, what's happening?
Lynn: HIYAH! (hits Lincoln with a dropkick)
Lincoln: Whoa! Hey (getting kicked by Lynn multiple times) Ow! What are you doing?
Lynn: Practicing my kickboxing! HUAH! Yesterday, you said you'd be my sparring partner. (throws more kicks at Lincoln) Remember? HIYAH!
Lincoln: i did? I mean, right. I remember. (Lynn delivers a powerful kick to him) So, uh, do you know where Lola and Anastasia went today?
Lynn: (hits him with another powerful kick) Nope. Why?
Lincoln: Well...i guess i promised to-(avoided another blow) Whoa! -do something for them, but- (another dodge) -I sort of forgot what it is.
Lynn: (punched him) WHAT?! You'd better remember! You know what happens when you make them mad! Did i ever tell you about the pudding incident with Lola?
Lincoln: No.
Flashback to the pudding incident.
Lola: (noticed that there's no more pudding in the fridge and Lynn had took the last cup) So, you ate the last pudding, huh?
Lynn: (realizing) Oh, did i? I don't know. Guess so.
Lola: (with a demonic grin on her face) Oh, that's ok...
Later, when Lynn woke up, she noticed something under her blanket, lifts it up, and discovers that Lola popped her soccerball with a soft knife (somehow???) and screams in horror; end flashback.
Lincoln: (terrified) All because you ate the last pudding?
Lynn: Yep. And if you think that was terrifying, just wait when i tell you about the banana pudding incident.
Lincoln: I can already tell that didn't end too well.
Flashback to the banana pudding incident.
Anastasia: (went in the fridge and noticed that her bowl of banana pudding that she was saving is missing) Aunty Lynn, do you just so happen to know where my bowl of banana pudding went? (she said still looking at the fridge and not at Lynn who was next to her)
Lynn: Oh, that was yours? My bad, i thought it was anyone.
Lynn left the kitchen leaving Anastasia by the open fridge. Her left arm started twitching for a few seconds. Hours later, Lynn came home and noticed Lucy by the stairway.
Lynn: Hi, Lucy. (went right pass her but stopped when Lucy said something)
Lucy: I wouldn't go up to the room if i was you.
Lynn: Why?
Scene cuts to Lucy opening the door to her and Lynn's room and showed her sister why she warned her earlier as Anastasia destroyed her sports equipments.
Lynn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Flashback ends.
Lincoln: (even more terrified) I don't know who's more terrifying out of those two.
Lynn: (suddenly calm) Yep. Now stay focused. HIYAH! (kicks Lincoln right into her soccer goalie net) GOAL! (runs off)
Lincoln: Whew.
Leni came to get Lincoln.
Leni: Lincoln, come on! I need you.
Lincoln: For what?
Leni: Don't be a dope. We talked about this tomorrow. I mean, yesterday.
Lynn seems content about this.
In Lori and Leni's room, Leni is using Lincoln as mannequin for a design.
Leni: (sewing) I think my design for the Manotard is really working. Thanks for agreeing to be my model. (pokes Lincoln with a needle)
Lincoln: Ow! Yeah, sure. So, um, let me hypothetical...(realizing that Leni would not understand what that word means)...I mean, a what-if question. Say you promised Lola and Anastasia you'd do something for them, but you forgot what it was.
Leni: (shoving needle into Lincoln in shock) LANDON! You're in huge trouble!
Lincoln: My name is Lincoln.
Leni: You know what happens when you make them mad. Did i ever tell you about the tiara and toy crisis?
Lincoln: Well, i know about the toy thing with you and Anastasia. But, i never heard about the tiara crisis.
Leni: Well, here's what happen.
Flashback to the tiara crisis; Leni sat down on a chair when she heard a crunching sound and finds out she sat on Lola's favorite tiara; Lola sees the aftermath, so did Anastasia who was sitting on the couch.
Leni: Oops. Sorry, Lola.
Lola: (with the same demonic grin from the last flashback) Oh, that's okay...(she said as she looked at Anastasia who made a simliar grin as her aunty)
In Lori and Leni's room, Leni was about to sit on her bed but soon realize that all her stuff are gone.
Leni: WHERE'S ALL MY STUFF?!
Lola: (outside) Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
Anastasia: If you are into free stuff, then these stuff are for you!
Leni looked outside and sees that Lola and Anastasia is giving away all her stuff and gasped in demise.
Lola: My sister doesn't need this stuff, but you do!
Flashback ends.
Lincoln: (petrified) All because you accidentally broke her tiara? Also, why was Anastasia there helping her for anyway?
Leni: I don't know. I guess she was still mad about the toy thing. (finished her design) And viola! Okay, girls, fashion show!
Lincoln: (embarrassed) What? Girls? No way!
Leni: You promised.
Leni's friends pop in and ogle Lincoln in the Manotard; one of them took a selfie with him much to his embarrassment.
Lincoln: (close up of his face) So, why am i doing this again?
Lucy: Because you promised me this. (zoomed out to reveal Lucy in a wedding dress on Lincoln's left side while Edwin is on his right)
Lincoln: I still find this weird that this is happening.
Lucy: You kissed a picture of some girl you put on Edwin.
Lincoln: Fair enough. Hey, quick question. What will happen if you forget a promise you made for Lola and Anastasia?
Lucy: gasps" Lincoln, that's a fate worst than death. You know what happens when you make them mad.
Lincoln: I know, i know. So what's your story with them?
Lucy: It's more of Anastasia than Lola. Did i ever tell you about the channel madness?
Lincoln: Nope.
Flashback to the channel madness, Anastasia was watching her favorite cartoon with Jerry when Lucy charged the channel.
Anastasia: (enraged) Hey! We were watching that!
Lucy: Sorry, Anastasia. But there's a new episode of Vampires of Melancholia on and i can't mess it. Beside, your show is just reruns of old episodes anyway.
Anastasia made a "upset look" on her face and got up from the couch.
Anastasia: Don't go to your room later.
Anastasia left the living room leaving Lucy confuse about what Anastasia said. After her show ended, Lucy went up to her room. But before she went in, she felt something bad just happen and opens her door to see her caskets and other stuff destroy by non other than Anastasia. She gasps demise before falling on her knees and looked at her stuff in despair.
Lincoln: (terrified) All because you changed the channel?
Lucy nods
Lucy: Now if you don't mind, we still got wedding to attend to.
In Luna and Luan's room, Lincoln is standing there with pie on his face.
Lincoln: Are you sure i promised to do this?
Luna and Luan: YES! (Luan threw another banana cream pie at Lincoln)
Lincoln: I beginning to find this hard to believe.
Luna: Believe what you want, bro. You did promise us.
Luan: Yeah, so don't "pie" about it. (laughs) Get it?
Lincoln: (unimpressed) Yes I do get it. Anyway, have either of you know what i promised to Anastasia and Lola? Because i seem to forgot.
Luna: Dude! Are you crazy? You can't forget something like that!
Luan: You are dancing with two devils.
Luna: Did i ever tell you about the mirror catastrophe i have with Lola?
Flashback to the mirror catastrophe, Lola was looking at her mirror when it broke by Luna's loud amps.
Luna: Oops, hehe. Sorry about that, little dudette.
Lola: (with the same grin from before) Oh, no worries...
Moments later, Luna went up to her room to see that her guitars and other stuff destroy by Lola as she too fell on her knees in despair.
Flashback ends.
Luan: Or about the pie surprise i had with Anastasia?
Flashback to the pie surprise, Anastasia is sitting in the kitchen eating her cereal when she was hit by a pie.
Luan: Hahahahahaha! It's seems you just got "pied" (laughs) Get it?
Anastasia growls in rage and started to attack Luan who was begging for mercy.
Lincoln: (getting really terrified) I don't know if i can handle it. What do you think i should do?
Luan: Ask Lori. They knows what to do.
Lincoln: Great idea! Thanks for the idea! (Lincoln was about to leave but got caught by Luan)
Luan: Hold it there, partner. We still not done yet. (she said before throwing a pie at Lincoln)
Minutes later.
Lincoln: You sure i agreed to do this?
Lori: I believe your exact words yesterday were, "Whatever you say, sis".
It is shown that Lincoln is being used as a ottoman for Lori to paint herher toenails.
Lori: So, i hear you got a Lola and Anastasia problem.
Lincoln: (surprised she knew about it) How did you-
Lori: Word gets around. Now, listen to me, Lincoln. You know what happens when you make them mad, so you'd better figure out what you promised them! Did i ever tell you about...Sneeze-ageddon?
Flashback to Sneeze-ageddon; Lola and Lori are sitting on the couch bored; Lola suddenly sneezes.
Lola: Achoo! (noticed that Lori is right next to her and clears her throat) I didn't hear a "bless you"!
Lori ignores her and Lola made the same demonic grin from before. Lori went looking for her phone minutes later.
Lori: Has anyone seen my phone? (hears a steaming sound coming from her room and noticed there was a pot of boiling water sitting in there. She went in her room, opens the lid, uses the tongs and pull out a familiar object, gasps to see that it was her phone that was in the pot and is now destroyed causing her to screams in panic; Flashback ends
Lori: And for the Anastasia situation. Well, let's just say i used her eyeliner without asking her and...long story short, she cut off my eyebrows.
Shows Lincoln with immense terror on his face.
Lincoln: (fearing immensely) If they did all that stuff to you guys, what is they gonna do to me?
Lori: Maybe you should talk to Logan and Lana. I'm sure they'll be able to help you.
Lincoln: (relieved) Of course! Thanks! (gets ready to go)
Lori: Ah ah ah! I haven't done my top coat yet.
Lincoln resumes painting Lori's nails.
Lana and Lola's room.
Logan and Lana: You...WHAT?!
Logan: Lincoln! You know what happens when you make them mad! That's like playing with lava!
Lana: I don't know what they want you to do, but you'd better figure it out. Did i ever tell you about...the frog fiasco with Lola?
Logan: Or the Lily situation with Anastasia?
Lincoln: (fearing immensely) Do i wanna know about the frog fiasco or the Lily situation?
Flashback to the frog fiasco; Lola is trying to apply some mascara when Lana's frog croaks from behind her and makes her mess up.
Lana: Aww! You're burpy-durpy today. Isn't he the cutest?
Lola: (chuckling menacingly under demonic grin) So cute...
Later, Lana is getting ready to feed her frog.
Lana: Who's hungry? (noticed he's not in his tank) Seymour? Where'd you go? (hears Lola whistling and notices her carrying a shovel, seeing that Lola might had just killed Seymour and buried him) NOOOOOOOOOO!
Cuts to the Lily situation flashback, Anastasia was in the dining room floor playing with her toys when Lily came in looking like her was about to throw up which she did and it got on Anastasia. Lily slowly walked back as she knows how Anastasia get. Moments later, Lily went up to her room and noticed that her door was crack open a little. So she open the door, looked up at the ceiling fan, and was terrified at what she saw. Anastasia cutted the bottom half of her teddy bear and had the top half hanging by a rope that was around it neck. She saw a note on the floor left by Anastasia saying" I'm sorry to do this to you, aunty Lily. But, it to remind you who you are messing with". Lily started crying. Flashback ends.
Lana: I mean, i can't prove she took out Seymour...but i never saw him again.
Logan: And Lily never looked at another teddy bear the same way again after that incident. (Lily got sad thinking about that)
Lincoln: (desperate and scared) Guys, what am i gonna do?! It's almost 3:00! YOU TWO GOTTA HELP ME!
Lana: Okay, okay. Take it easy. (thinks for a second) I know! Why don't you just of everything they might want you to do and then do it?
Lincoln: Everything?
Logan: Might as will. Who knows? Maybe it will save you. Beside, remember Lily's teddy bear.
Lana: And Seymour.
Lincoln realizes he has no other choice and gives a try. He polishes Lola's tiaras and beauty pageant trophies while also doing the same with Anastasia's shoes and trophies, cleaning Lola's side of the room and princess mobile, mows the lawn, and cleans the gutters.
Lincoln: Ok, i know Anastasia doesn't matter whether the gutters are clean or not. But, why does Lola cares about it?
Logan: Beats me.
Lana: I know. It's crazy, right?
Lincoln has even repaved the driveway.
Lana: Lola and Anastasia does love a smooth driveway.
Logan: I'll say.
Lincoln even made topiary sculptures of Lola and Anastasia in their honor to the point where he got to tired to keep doing these tasks.
Lincoln: (fatigued) Phew...i did it...
Lana: (sees the time) One minute to 3:00. Good luck, Lincoln. (prepares to leave)
Logan: Trust her, you're going to need it. (also prepares to leave)
Lincoln: Wait! Where are you two going?
Lana: I'm going to somewhere safe. You know...just in case. (leaves)
Logan: And i got some cookies in the oven that need to be brought out. Can't have no burnt cookies for anyone to eat, right? (closes the door and also leaves)
The time has time, and...Lola and Anastasia is not pleased...
Lola and Anastasia: LINCOLN! IT'S 3 O'CLOCK! YOU'VE FAILED US! (bursts in) YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE US MAD! (sports their demonic grins and with Lola has flames of fury in her eyes while Anastasia has the crazy eyes)
Lincoln: (begging for mercy) I'm sorry! I would've done what you two asked me, but i didn't hear either of you! (reveals the buds) I was wearing these. All i heard was the sound of the waves. Or was it crickets? Doesn't matter! The thing is-
Lola: (goes from a blind rage to suddenly calm and merciful) I know you didn't hear us.
Lincoln: Huh?
The other siblings sans Lisa pop in with satisfied smiles.
Lola: You're not as clever as you think, Lincoln Loud.
Flashback to what Lola was trying to tell Lincoln yesterday.
Lola: (comes into Lincoln's room) Lincoln, is this too much mascara? Be honest. It's super, super, super important!
Lincoln: (having muted Lola out) Aah. I couldn't agree more!
Lola: (confused) Agree with what?
Anastasia walks in with Jerry upset.
Anastasia: (upset) Uncle, we need to talk! I don't like how you stepped on Jerry's tail and didn't say sorry! What do you have to say for yourself?
Lincoln: Right back at ya!
Anastasia: (confused) What?
Lola: Okay, you're weird.
Lincoln's basketball shoots out of bounds and knocks over his wastebasket revealing the Noise-B-Gone package, which the two divas noticed, causing them to make that demonic grin from before)
Lola: (slyly) So, Lincoln, are you the biggest dork in the world?
Lincoln: (unable to hear her) You can say that again!
Anastasia: (also slyly) And do you love the taste of dog poop?
Lincoln: You know it!
Lola and Anastasia slyly smiles and tells the others about the earbuds.
Lori: So, he's been tuning us out all day?
Lola and Anastasia nods
Logan: So, he decided to not take my advice instead, huh?
Anastasia nods.
Luna: No wonder he didn't help me restring my guitar.
Lucy: Or come to my seance.
Logan: Or wanted to play video games with me.
Luan: And that's why he didn't laugh at my jokes.
Logan, Lori, and Anastasia: (sarcastically) Yeah, that's why.
Lynn: (violently) I'm gonna go rip out those earbuds and-
Logan: Lynn! Calm yourself down. If we going to punish Lincoln, we gonna do it the non-violent way.
Lola: Glad you said that, Logan. Because me and Anastasia just came up with a plan.
Flashback ends.
Lincoln: So, all that stuff you guys made me do...that was all made up?
Lola: Yep.
Luna: You had it coming, little bro. You can't just ignore us. We're your family.
Lori: And remember, you're not the only one who has to live in a noisy house. We all do.
Anastasia: Yeah. If you want some me time to yourself, just do what me and daddy do and listen to music with earphones instead. It might not be as nice as what you did but it will still help.
Lincoln: True. And Logan, for now on, I'm going to take your advice and get used to be in a noisy house.
Logan: I'm glad to hear that.
Just as things was getting ok, Lisa rushed in Lincoln's room in a panicked way.
Lisa: LINCOLN! LINCOLN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH MY LAB EXPERIMENT!
Lincoln: (thinking she's in on it) Okay, Lisa, you can give it a rest. I know all about your little joke.
Lisa: What joke? (noticed the earbuds) I'm gonna need those. (takes the earbuds, put them in, and hid under Lincoln's bed)
Soon, Lincoln and the others hears a rumbling sound coming from Lisa and Lily's room. Turns out it was Lisa's lab experiment which caused a giant explosion that blew the entire roof off the house and landed back on top of the house, upside down. Lincoln and the others except Lisa became deaf in the aftermath.
Lincoln: NOW I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!