Space Invader

The episode begins with all the kids in bathroom getting ready to go to bed.

Luna: (singing) I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful.

Luan: (gets floss stuck in her braces) Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words! (laughs)

Leni: I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36...

Lori: Hey, Leni, how old was that boy you asked out?

Leni: (losing count thanks to Lori) 16...17...18...

Lori smiles slyly at her little joke.

Logan: That wasn't nice, Lori.

Lori: It is? I didn't know. (she said sarcastically)

Logan: Hey, Leni, what number come after 35?

Leni: (continue counting) 36... 37... 38...

Logan looked at Lori with the "ha ha" look on his face before combing him hair again.

Logan: (realize) Wait, what boy?

Lori and Leni stop what they were doing and looked at each other worrying. Anastasia is see7n putting on mascara but someone pumped her.

Anastasia: (groans) Whoever that pumping into me, need to stop. You are messing up my mascara.

It turns out to be Lynn who was pumping into Anastasia because she is having a tug of war with Lucy over the toothpaste.

Lynn: Hey! I had the toothpaste first!

Lucy: No, i did.

Lynn: Keep your spooky hands off it!

While Lynn and Lucy continue fight over the toothpaste, Lincoln pops in and looks around and took the toothpaste from Lynn)

Lincoln: I take that.

Lynn: Hey! Learn to share!

Anastasia: Looks who talking.

Lincoln accidentally dabs toothpaste on Lily's head and hands the tube back to Lynn. But, Anastasia snatched it out of Lincoln's hand before he returns it to Lynn.

Lynn: Hey!

Anastasia: You snooze, you lose.

Moments later after everyone got done doing this stuff in the bathroom, everyone hears Lynn and Lucy arguing.

Lynn: You're always Miss Gloom and Doom! Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?

Lucy: It would.

Lincoln: What's going on?

Lori: Lucy and Lynn are going at it. Again.

Anastasia: Darn shame.

Luan: I'd make a joke about fighting, but i can't think of a good punchline. (laughs) Get it? Get it?

Lisa: (recording) Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct.

Leni: I can't bare to watch! (puts cucumber slices over her facial mask) That's better.

Lori: I'd hate to get in the middle of this one.

Lincoln: I totally agree. (left and went to his room)

Lori: So, Logan, are you going to stop them?

Logan: II been training and running away all day today. I'm too tried for this. Come on, Anastasia. Let's go. (he went to the attic)

Anastasia: Give them a day, I'm sure this will be blown over soon.

Anastasia left and went up attic which everyone else went to their room. The next day, Anastasia is coming down the attic.

Anastasia: (yarns) Man, that was a good beauty sleep i had. (sees Lincoln walking pass her) Hi, unc...Uhhhh, what happen to you? (Lincoln just passed pass her without saying anything to her)

Lynn just woke up and feels refreshed.

Lynn. What a great night's sleep. You look terrible. (Lincoln starts pushing her) Hey!

Lincoln: Thank you for staying at Chateau Lincoln, where we have a one night maximum stay. Thank you. (pushes Lynn back into her room and walks back to his; however...)

Lucy: What are you doing here?

Lynn: What am I doing here? (gets kicked out)

Lucy: Get out!

Lynn: What do you mean "get out"? Fine! I'll just stay in Lincoln's room again! He's a way cooler roomie, anyway!

Lincoln: But- (Lynn close Lincoln's door) Lucy! Please make up with Lynn!

Lucy: I'd rather wear pink.

Lincoln: But- (Lucy close her door and Lincoln sighs, Anastasia couldn't do anything be shake her head.

Anastasia: That poor boy.

Later that afternoon, Anastasia is sitting in the living room writing something in her journal when Logan enters the house.

Logan: Hey, Anastasia.

Anastasia: Hey, dad. How was work?

Logan: It was good. Berry nearly lost a finger fighting a gator but it good. How is everything here going?

Anastasia: Apart from aunty Lynn has moved in uncle Lincoln's room and aunty Lucy won't let her go back in there, it's going well.

Logan: Hmmmm, so those two still isn't getting along, huh? Well, I'm sure they will figure it out soon.

Anastasia: I hope so because uncle Lincoln came out of the bathroom wet all over so I'm guessing he sleeping in the tub.

Logan: I was wondering why he was in there. Well, like i said, they will figure it out soon. (he left)

Anastasia: I hope you're right, dad. Hmmm, I should go see what uncle Lincoln and aunty Lynn is doing. "Also, I'm afraid some creep-o is writing and drawing sick stuff about them". (Anastasia got up and went upsupstairs to see how Lincoln and Lynn is doing) Hey, guys, how's...are...things?... (she was speechless and confuse on why is her uncle is dress and look like a goth person and also wonders why he is reading poems like Lucy) What in the world?

Lincoln: (reads) Space: deep, black, endless, like my heart. Space, mine invaded. Torn apart. This is the real me, Lynn. I can understand if you don't want to be my roommate anymore.

Anastasia: Ok, i don't what is going on here, but I'm just going to close this door and leave this to you two. (close the door and left) That was weird.

Anastasia went to Lynn and Lucy's room to tell Lucy what she had saw.

Anastasia: Aunty Lucy, you wouldn't guess what i just saw! Huh? (she saw Lucy bouncing a ball that belongs to Lynn against the wall) Aunty Lucy, is that a ball in your hand?

Lucy: (being suspicious) Ball? What ball? (she threw the ball away to make it seem like she didn't had it only for ball to bounce back and hit Lucy on the head)

Anastasia: (getting pretty unsure about Lucy's lie) Hmmmm, ok...If you say so. (back away and closed her door) Hmmmmm, maybe there is a chance uncle Lincoln can have his room back to himself.

Minutes later, Anastasia was back on the couch reading something when her uncle came in the living room and sat next to her.

Lincoln: Hey, Anastasia.

Anastasia: Hello, uncle. How are you?

Lincoln: Ok i guess...How about yours?

Anastasia: It's going great! Thanks for asking!

Lincoln: That's good to hear and your welcome.

Anastasia: Yep.

They didn't say anything for a while till they both took a deep breath and said simultaneously...

Lincoln: I want Lynn out of my room!

Anastasia: I think Lucy want Lynn back in her room.

Lincoln: Wait, you think so too?

Anastasia: Yep. Just earlier i went to tell her about the gothic thing you did earlier and i saw her bouncing a ball that belongs to Lynn against the wall, proving that she missed Aunty Lynn being in there with her.

Lincoln: Then it's settled. We need to get those two to make up so Lynn can get out of my room. But the question is, how are we going to do that?

Anastasia: Lucky for you, uncle, i been reading a lot of love novels and i just know of a good way to do so.

Lincoln: And that will be?

Anastasia: Ok, so the plan is...

Later that night, Lincoln and Anastasia executes their plan; they slips two little invitations into specific spots: Lincoln slipone under his door while Anastasia slip one in one of Lucy's poretry books. After completing that part, both Lincoln and Anastasia hid somewhere.

Lincoln: I hope this work.

Anastasia: Trust me, it will.

Lynn and Lucy got their invitation slips and went in their room together to get the dinner over with, after a long pause.

Lynn and Lucy: I'm glad you finally wanna apologize to me. (angry) What? Me apologize to you? You're here to apologize to me!

That is when Lincoln and Anastasia know that the plan had just backfired.

Anastasia: Well there go that plan. I guess it's only work on non siblings relationships. (she said as her two aunties going at it)

The commotion grabbed the attention of the other kids.

Logan: Looks like they back at it again.

Lori: Yeah, hate to be part of that fight.

Lincoln: Sometimes you have to.

Lincoln went inside the room and Logan was about to follow him but got stopped by Anastasia.

Anastasia: I got this one, dad.

Anastasia went in the room with Lincoln.

Lucy: It's just ridiculous.

Lynn: I'm not the one who started it! You're the one who started it!

Lucy: Please.

Lynn: Don't even get me started!

Lincoln and Anastasia: ENOUGH! (gets their attention)

Anastasia: Do you know long it took us to make this dinner for the both of you numbskulls?!

The feuding roommates feels offended.

Lynn: You two did this?

Lucy: Why?

Anastasia: Because i noticed how lonely aunty Lucy was when i came in here earilar to tell her something and i bet you felt the same way too, aunty Lynn. (Lynn and Lucy slowly get what Anastasia is saying) Beside, i know how it feels to be alone whenever my dad is out late or out of town somewhere. I don't show it because I'm trying to prove myself that i can sleep alone without anyone but deep inside i do and to tell you the truth it sucks. (Logan is getting touched by this as it made him sad that his daughter feels alone when Logan is gone) What I'm saying is, that you two are going through the same thing but is to stubborn to admit it.

Lynn and Lucy finally understand what Anastasia mean.

Lucy: I guess i do have trouble sleeping without a ball banging on the wall.

Lynn: And i guess i do miss hearing you sigh heavily as you write your poems.

Lincoln: You see? You two do mess each other! Now you two make up, because if i have to spend one more night with "Snorezilla" over here, I'm going to go insane! (Lynn threw a meatball at him)

Lucy: Ha! Nice throw.

Lynn: You like that? (she threw another one at Anastasia who was laughing at Lincoln) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Anastasia: (wipes the meatball off her face) So that how you want to play, huh? Fine, I'll play. (picks up the meatball Lynn threw at her and threw it back at Lynn who ducked just in time and hits Lucy instead. Lynn laughs at it and Lucy hit her in the mouth with one)

Lucy: Ha ha.

Both sisters grab some of the spaghetti and is about to take it to a whole new level.

Lincoln and Anastasia: (looked at each other worriedly) Uh-oh...

However, the fight seem to be more of their amusement instead of their frustration and they start laughing. Lincoln and Anastasia joined in on the fray.

Lori: Well...I'm outskies

Luan: Yeah. It's was pasta our bedtime. (laughs)

The others just sigh at Luan's pun as they head off to bed, after Luan got hit in the face by a meatball that was threw by Anastasia who heard the joke. The food fight has finally ended and the jock and goth are satisfied.

Lynn: So, i can move back in?

Lucy: Nothing would make me happier.

Lynn: (busts out her fist) Two for flinching! (sadly Lucy didn't flinch) Dang! It never works on you.

The two sisters hug each other.

Anastasia: Well, it's good that you two got along with each other and all. But, what about the mess here?

They looked at the mess they made in the room then looked at Lincoln.

Lynn, Lucy, and Anastasia: Lincoln?

Moments later in Lincoln's room.

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Space...the final frontier. Sure, I'm lucky enough to have a room to call my own, but in the loud house, we all know when we need to share.

It's revealedrevealed that Lynn, Lucy, and Anastasia is sleeping in his room for the time being.

Lincoln: But just for one night! (puts on his Loco Lincoln mask) Buenas noches!

Anastasia appear in front of black screen like before to give one last thing to the viewers.

Anastasia: In case if you are wondering why I'm sleeping in my uncle's room is because my dad went out again and he wanted me to sleep in there. Just thought to know you guys know.

The end.

4th wall breaking moment: Before Anastasia went to go see how Lincoln and Lynn is doing, she brought up something that to this day is still going on and that is the loudcest stuff.