Undie Pressure
It was a cloudy and rainy day for the Loud neighborhood. Anastasia is looking out of the window to look at the rain.
Anastasia: [in her thoughts] Ahhh, rain. The best thing to see. It's gloomy, it's sad, dark, everything. Just like aunty Lucy and my mom. [thunder roared] Oh yeah, and the lightning and thunder. How can i forget about that? Ahhh, rain.
[Logan enters the house with Lana follow behind him with mud on her face]
Logan: Man, talk about a wet day.
Lana: I'll say! It's isn't rain without mud! [Rub mud all over her face]
Lynn: Hey, Logan! Think fast! [threw the ball at Logan and he caught it with one hand] Man, you are fast.
Logan: Lynn, we been living in the same house for over a few years and you just now getting that?
[Luna enters the living room, holding a radio toward her ear]
Luna: [in a British accent] I bloody love this song! Sing it like you mean it, Mick! [Lucy pokes her head out of the fireplace, making her jump in terror] BLIMEY!
Lucy: I'm trying to write here.
Logan: Lucy, why are you in fireplace to write in the front place? Don't you got other dark places to hide in?
Lucy: I don't always stay in one place all the time.
Logan: You got a point there.
Lori: [on her phone with Bobby] No, i love you more, silly. [to Leni] It's our six-week-iversary.
Leni: You two are like, gonna be together for, like, ever.
Logan: [under his breath] Tch, not unless i have something to say about it. Anyway, I'm going to go change out of these wet clothes into something more comfortable. By the way, have any of you seen where's Anastasia at? I didn't see her when i came in.
Lisa: She's behind the TV looking out the window.
Logan: Thanks [went up to the attic to change outfits]
Lisa: By the way, Lori, my study indicates you haven't used the bathroom in quite some time.
Lori: EWW! There is no way I'm being in your grody poop study!
[Lincoln enters the house with a comic book in his hand. He shortly took his pants and threw them away]
Lola: Groooooss!
Lincoln: What?
Lola: Why do you always have to your comics in your underpants?!
Lincoln: 'Cause reading my comics with my clothes on is uncomfortable and distracting. [shakes his butt at Lola] And you know how i like to be comfortable while reading comics. Now, scootch!
[Lincoln sits between Lola and Lisa; Lola, repulsed, jumps onto the armrest]
Lola: ACK! I swear, you, Logan, and Anastasia got the most annoying habit ever, and you got butt germs everywhere!
Anastasia: [appearing from behind the TV after hearing what Lola just said] Excuse me? You call my habit annoying?! You the one to talk, Ms.Piggy! Your is just as annoying as mine's, daddy's, and Uncle's put together!
Lincoln: Anastasia's right. You can't look away from the mirror for five seconds! [holds up all four of his fingers]
Anastasia: Uncle, that's four fingers. Not five. [Lincoln realize that and holds up five fingers instead of four] But yeah, he's right. You really can't last five seconds. Heck, not even one second you couldn't even do that!
Lola: LIES!
[Lola still looking in her mirror rather than at her second older brother and niece; she looks back, closes the mirror, and smiles sheepishly]
Anastasia: You were saying? [Lola growls at her and she growls back]
[Logan appears]
Logan: What's going on here?
Lola: Nothing out of the usual. Just two rivals about to bump heads with each other.
Anastasia: You want to go pig? I'm been waiting to continue our fight from last time!
Lola: Same here, cow!
[Lola and Anastasia started to fight each other until Logan broke it up]
Logan: [angry] That's enough, you two! I am getting sick and tired of you two always fighting!
Lori: Ugh, do you do anything apart from getting angry all the time? Because that's what you is seem to be best at.
Logan: You're the one to talk, Ms. Always on my phone alot talking to my beloved Bobby boo boo bear!
Lincoln: Yeah, Lori! Would it kill you not to talk to Bobby all the time?!
Lori: [defensively] I do not talk to Bobby all the time! [to Bobby, over the phone] Do i, Bobby?
Lincoln: And Lisa, you always do your weird poop studies!
Lisa: It's quite fascinating work.
Lincoln: You guys couldn't last ten minutes without doing your annoying things!
[Logan and Anastasia nod in agreement]
Lori: We could last longer than all three of you!
Logan: Is that a challenge? Because i smell a challenge that non of you couldn't beat.
Lola: Oh, really? Care to make it a little more interesting? [hops onto the couch crest, and walks back and forth] If we can stop doing our things longer than you three stop doing yours, then Logan can no longer yell at us, Anastasia have to hand over the title of diva back to me, and Lincoln have to give up reading in his underwear...FOREVER! [raises her fist]
Her sisters: YEAH!
Anastasia: Hmmmm, a challenge to see who can last without caving in, huh? Alright, I'm game. I'll accept your challenge! But if we win, you all have to give us something.
Lola: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Anastasia: [shows them a page on an magazine with a kunai with colorful bow stings on it] This is what i want.
Logan: And while you on that, i want this game. [show them a anime game on his phone]
Lincoln: And i want these red comfy underwear. [show them a red pair of underwear in another magazine]
Lola: Deal!
[Lola and Anastasia stook hands getting ready to start the challenge]
Anastasia: LET THE CHALLENGE BEGINS!
Later, in the dining room, Logan and Anastasia are sitting at the grownup table eating noodles.
Anastasia: This is going to be easy. Do they ever think they can beat us? Ha! Not a chance!
Logan: I agree. [sees Lucy walking by] Let me guess, you been eliminated from the bet, haven't you?
Lucy: Yep. [walks to the kitchen]
[Leni walks in shortly after]
Logan: You too, Leni?
Leni: Sighs sad" Yeah... [also walks to the kitchen]
Anastasia: Two down, seven more to go. [Logan agrees and continue eating their noodles]
In the living room, Lincoln is looking for some pants in the laundry basket.
Lincoln: Too scratchy...too tight...too far after Labor Day...Oh, these are perfect!
Bobby: [desperate] Babe! Why aren't you answering my calls?!
[Lori looks forlornly at Bobby, puts her hand on the window, then looks away]
Lori: Forgive me, my love. [draws the curtains over the window; she sees Lincoln wearing one of her pants] Lincoln, why are you wearing my leggings?!
Logan went to the window and stick his tongue at Bobby before telling to go away.
Anastasia: Leggings? Why are you wearing leggings for?
Lincoln: To feel extra comfy.
Anastasia: I see. Wait, aren't those the ones that ride up on you?
Lincoln: What are you talking about? Of course not-HELLO
Anastasia: [smiles sheepishly] Oop, maybe i shouldn't have said that.
Lincoln: Geez, you think? [got up and tries to loosen the leggings from riding up on him]
Minutes later after half of the loud kids lost their bet, Lola tries to up her game and tries to make either Logan, Lincoln, or Anastasia lose.
Lola: [in her thoughts] Ok, first target, Anastasia Loud. This should be fun. [walks up to her niece who is meditating on the couch] Hey, Anastasia, i heard that you are the biggest loser on the planet. [Anastasia ignored Lola and continue meditating] Didn't you hear me?! I said you are the biggest loser on the-
Anastasia: Do you mind? I'm meditating.
Lola: Fine. [sees Anastasia sitting by her] If you not going to pay attention to me, then I'm just going to...TAKE YOUR PHONE AND RUN! [takes Anastasia's phone and run in the other room with it laughing as Anastasia doesn't seem to care as she still meditating]
Lori: You do realize that she just took your phone right?
Anastasia: 3...2...1...and [hears an explosion in the other room and also heard Lola screaming in the background; it turns out that Anastasia had her phone with her the whole time. Lola enters the living room with black powder on her face] Do you really think that i would really leave my phone out in the open?
[Lola concedes]
Later after, Lola was in the dining room.
Lola: Ok, that was a fail. But, there's two more i can get to drop out. And i know just the one. [scene cut to Lola pointing her head out of the side of the dining room wall and spot Logan sitting on the couch; she crept up to behind the couch, slowly approach behind Logan, and about to scream in his ear]
Logan: [aware what Lola is about to do] Don't even think about it, Lola. I already know what you are doing and it's not going to happen.
[Lola concedes once again]
Back in the dining room once again after her second defeat, Lola is walking back and forth in anger.
Lola: Grrrrrrr! I can't believe that didn't work! Ok, calm down Lola. There's got to be something to get all three of them to cave in. But what? [came up with a idea and made an demonic grin on her face] I think i know how to do it. [Lola looks at Anastasia and the Loud boys still sitting in the same spot and started messing with the thermostat] Let's see how you three like this.
Lincoln: [begins to sweat] Whew, is it just me or did it get hot in here?
Logan: I don't feel no heat. Do you, Anastasia?
Anastasia: A little. But you might want to look at the thermostat.
Lincoln: What's wrong with the themostat? It should be at-[looks at the thermostat and see why he is sweating]-98 degrees?! Who could've...[realized who's behind this] Lola!
Anastasia: Since she really want to win so badly, how about we return the favor? [Lincoln and Logan like the idea]
Minutes later...
[Lola is walking down the stairs, and sees Logan, Lincoln, and Anastasia holding a rag in their hand]
Lola: Ummm, guys, what are you doing?
Lincoln: Just chillin like villains. Oh, and we polished every surface of living room.
Anastasia: Yeah, it's so shiny, you can see your face.
[Lola sees that all the shiny surfaces around her bear her reflection; she shields her eyes]
Lola: AHH! Must...not...look...at self! Beautiful...beauiful self! [runs for the kitchen, screaming]
Logan: And we waxed the kitchen floor, too! Such reflection!
[Lola runs back into the living room, screaming, and she hits her face on back of the chair, leaving an imprint of the black powder and her makeup on it; she falls onto the floor, dazed]
Lola: THAT'S IT! [hops onto the chair where Lincoln is sitting in, with a pair of underwear in her hands] Give it up, Lincoln! You know you want these! [rubs the underwear on Lincoln's face] Smell 'em! SMELL THAT COTTON! YOU KNOW WANT 'EM!
Anastasia: He's not going to give up, pig! The one who should be giving up is you with all that mess up stuff on your face!
[Lincoln holds up Lola's pocket mirror]
Lola: WHAT?! Guys, is there something wrong with my face?!
[her sisters clamor, trying to convince her otherwise]
Lola: LIES! GIVE ME A MIRROR! [she looks into a shiny doorknob, and screams at her hideous reflection; she dashes upstairs for her room, then comes back down a few seconds later, back to her normal self] Ahh, that's better. [a red"X" appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds]
Lincoln, Logan, Anastasia: WE WIN! [Lincoln rips the sweatpants off]
Lori: I can't believe it. We lost.
Anastasia: Alright, ladies, pay up!
[Lily throws her pacifier at Lincoln to get his attention]
Lincoln: Hey, Lily.
[Lily looks up at Lincoln, and he comes to a startling realization]
Lincoln: [gasp] LILY!
Lori: She didn't cry this entire time! That mean...
[The girls except Anastasia toss Lily into the air in victory]
Lori and her sisters: LILY WINS!
Anastasia: Hold it! [her aunties stopped tossing Lily in the air and looked at Anastasia] Uncle Lincoln may have lost, but we haven't. Therefore we are still in the game. Right, Daddy?
Daddy: Actually, it's a tie.
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Logan: Let's face it, this whole bet is pointless to do in the first place.
Everyone else: Then why did you join in the first place?!
Logan: Because it was a challenge. You know I'll accept any challenge threw at me, even if it is a pointless one like this.
Lincoln: Soooo, no one win?
Logan: Exactly.
Anastasia: [sadly sighs] I was hoping to getting that cute looking kunai.
Lola: I was hoping to get the title of diva back from Anastasia.
Lincoln: I was hoping to get my victory undies.
[Lincoln, Lola, and Anastasia looked down sad and Logan can't help but feel back for them]
Later...
[Someone is knocking on the door, and Luan goes to answer it]
Luan: Who's there?
Delivery Man: [from outside] Delivery Man.
Luan: 'Delivery Man' who?
Delivery Man: Come on, kid, it's raining!
Luan: That's your punchline? You really need to work on your delivery. [skips away, laughing]
[Lincoln answers the door]
Delivery Man: Packages for...Logan, Lincoln, Lola, and Anastasia Loud. [hands Lincoln a package]
[Lola and Anastasia walks over to Lincoln and opens their packages, and they gasps it's contents: a pair of red briefs, a kunai, and a pink sash with the words winner on it]
Lincoln: My victory undies!
Anastasia: My victory kunai!
Lola: A sash?
Lincoln: I don't get it!
Lori: We didn't order them for you guys.
Anastasia: If any of you didn't order them, then who did?
???: I did.
[It was revealed that it was Logan who said that]
Sisters: [all angered] But you said it was a tie!
Logan: Yes, i know but listen, it doesn't matter if anyone win or lose, everyone is a champion. Also, you can't just make people to give up on their habits, because it's that's what make people who they are. Yes it's can be weird and annoying but it make us who we are. I mean, no one is perfect.
Lincoln: Logan's right.
Anastasia: I agree.
Logan: Glad you think so. Now the biggest question is, why did Lola get a sash for?
Lola: [confuse] Wait, you didn't buy this for me? [Logan stook his head no] If you didn't pay this for me, then who did?
Anastasia: I did.
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Lola: You did? Why?
Anastasia: Because i was impressed that you lasted a few minutes or so without looking at a mirror or putting on makeup. Therefore, i paid for the sash with the money i made during the bet. So you are welcome.
Lola: Wow, thanks, Anastasia. [hugs her niece] So, does that mean i can have the title of diva back?
Anastasia: Nope, I'm still keeping it so don't push your luck. Beside, you now own my for that sash so I'm experiencing some money by the end of this week.
Lola: Yeah, yeah! I know. [puts the sash on and joins her family on the couch with Anastasia following her]
Lincoln: Thanks for the undies, bro.
Logan: No problem, little bro. They're almost too nice to wear, right?
Lincoln: Yeah...But not that nice! [Lincoln rushes off and puts his new undies on]
Logan: [to the viewers] What can i say? Our habits are weird but without them, we'll be one boring family. See you guys later. [picks up Lynn's football and toss it] Hey, Lynn! Think fast!
[Anastasia appears in front of a black screen]
Anastasia: I know my mother has been refer alot in some of the episodes but don't worry, she will make an appearance soon. In season 2 that is. But, there will be another family member appear in the later episodes of season 1 but let me give you an hint. [looks around to make sure no one is listening; talks quietly] It's not my great grandpa, but someone you will least expected. See you guys soon. [leaves the black screen]