ORIGINAL EPISODE: Happy 4th of Destruction, Anastasia!

The episode begins with the Loud family getting ready to celebrate 4th of July. Lynn is seen coming out of the house with some supplies.

Lynn: All right! Today's the day i can have some fun! Come on, Lincoln, put your step into it!

Lincoln: Alright, alright! I'm coming!

[Lynn walks down the short stairs to the backyard as Lincoln is seen snuggling carrying a box so he puts them down. Luna came to help Lincoln out]

Luna: Don't worry bro, i got this.

Lincoln: Thanks, Luna. [Luna took the box and walks away as Lincoln stretch his back; to the viewers] Hello there, welcome to the Loud House. In case if you are wondering what is going on here, we are getting ready to celebrate the 4th of July, which is one of my favorite holidays ever. The food, the fun, and the fireworks. [the images of the stuff he said appear; sighs in relief] What's the worst thing that could happen?

Anastasia: [busts open the door to the backyard and hits Lincoln with it] The Goddess of Destruction is here! Bring out the fireworks and the firecrackers! [hears someone moaning in pain behind the door and sees Lincoln behind it] Oh sorry about that, uncle Lincoln. Didn't see you there. [Walks away]

Lincoln: Oh yeah, i almost forgot about the queen of madness herself. She always ruin almost every holiday we like. Especially this one. Last year, she stuck several fireworks and the firecrackers under the whole town and caused a earthquake. I don't know how she did it, but me and my whole family got into trouble because of her! [growls] I just hope she doesn't do the same thing again.

[Logan appears with a box]

Logan: Sup, little bro.

Lincoln: Hey, Logan.

Logan: What wrong, lil dude? Where did all that 4th of July spirit go?

Lincoln: The moment when Anastasia came out of the house. I worry that she will do the same thing she did last year.

Logan: Don't worry, bro. I hidden them somewhere she can't find them.

Lincoln: Are you sure? Because let's not forget about the Easter Catastrophe incident.

Logan: Oh yeah. But, I'm sure she won't be able to find them. Besides, we're not gonna be here anyway. We are going to the park to go see the fireworks display anyway.

Lincoln: I hope so.

Lynn: [from the background] Hey, Logan! Get over here so i can beat you in a race!

Logan: You're now! [leaves]

Lincoln: "Sigh."

Anastasia: Hello again, uncle!

Lincoln: [gets startled] What the... Anastasia? I thought you came pass me already.

Anastasia: I did. I just came to tell you that you don't have to worry about me causing destruction like before because i am forbid to use any fireworks and firecrackers so yeah, that's why.

Lincoln: Are you sure?

Anastasia: Yep. Anyway, see you later. [walks away]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Well, that was strange. But, if she said she won't cause any destruction, then everything will be perfect.

Anastasia: [with a evil smile on her face; in her thought] That's what you think, uncle.

A few minutes later, the Loud family appear to the park with their red, white, and blue outfits to celebrate the 4th of July. Everyone started doing their things. Rita and Leni are setting out the blankets for later, Lori is on her phone, Logan is playing football with Lynn, Lana and her younger sisters are playing in the sandbox, Lucy is reading her poetry on top of a tree trunk, Lynn Sr is barbecuing, and Lincoln is resting by another tree.

Lincoln: Ah, this is perfect. Everyone is having a blast and not one incident had happen yet. Just perfect.

Lincoln closed his eyes and begins to relax. However, someone put a firecracker under Lincoln and lit it and hid behind the tree. It turns out to be Anastasia who put the firecracker under Lincoln. The firecracker explode, waking up a now startled Lincoln.

Anastasia: [laughs at Lincoln] That's what you get!

Lincoln: Anastasia? Was that a firecracker? I thought you said you is forbid to use them.

Anastasia: I did? Hmmmm. Don't recall.

Lincoln: So, you lied?

Anastasia: Come on, uncle, don't act surprise. We both know that i wasn't being serious about that. Did you really think that i just gonna not celebrate the 4th of July without causing a little mayhem? I think not.

Lincoln: You told me that i don't have to worry about you causing destruction like before! So you lied!

Anastasia: Oh no, I'm so sorry. [she said sarcastically] Suck it up, uncle. You had it coming to you when you was talking about me eariler.

Lincoln: [frustrated] You always do this! Whenever there's a holiday we like, you just ruin it! And I'm getting tried of it and so is the others!

Anastasia: Boo-hoo. Don't like it? You can take it to someone who cares. Now if you excuse me, i got some mayhem to do. [leaves]

Lincoln: [growls frustrated] Why is she so evil?

Lincoln close his eyes to relax under the tree again but open his eyes after noticing something is blocking the rest of the sunlight and screams as everything went black for a few seconds before showing Lincoln is gone. Moments later, Lynn Sr is almost finish with the food.

Lynn Sr: Food's almost done, everyone!

Loud family: OK!

Logan is still playing football with Lynn.

Logan: Lynn, catch! [threw the football]

Lynn: Got it! Hike hike! [tries to take the football but miss it completely and fell backward] Whoa!

Logan: Oops, sorry Lynn. I guess i forgotten my own strength.

Lynn: Yeah, no kidding. [got up and grabs the football and walks up to Logan] Man, i will be as strong as you.

Logan: Not with that attitude you won't. If you continue training, you will be as strong as me. Just keep going and never give up. That's our motto after all.

Lynn: Yeah, you're right. Who knows? I might get stronger than you.

Logan: You got 18 or more years to surpass me. [takes the football from Lynn] Ok, let's play some more football!

Lynn: Now you're talking.

Lynn walked back from Logan so he can throw the football to her.

Logan: Okay, Hike hike! [throws the football]

Lynn: [jumps up and caught the football] I got it!

Woman: [from the background] Ahhh! Help! This little girl is going insane!

Logan: Sounds like Anastasia's up to no good again. Hey, Lynn! I'll be back! Something just came up! [went to stop Anastasia from harming people]

Lynn: Oh man, in the middle of our game? Lame. [sees a shadow appearing behind her and turn around to see who the shadow belong to] AHHHHHHH! [gets taken away]

Logan: Ok, Lynn, I'm back. [noticed Lynn isn't there anymore] Lynn? Lynn? Where did she go?

Anastasia is seen poking her head out of a bush and sees two people sitting on a bench. She quietly went behind two people and said false things at them.

Anastasia: [falsetto] I'm cheating on you.

Woman 2: "Gasps" How deal you? [slap her boyfriend and walks away angrily]

Woman's boyfriend: Hon, wait! I didn't say that! I swear! [follows his girlfriend]

Anastasia: [chuckles] Now that's funny. Ok, on to the next. [leaves]

Minutes later, the family are getting ready to eat some barbecue.

Lynn Sr: Okay, Loud family, time to eat!

Anastasia is seen trying to take candy from a baby before changing her mind after hearing her grandfather.

Anastasia: Alright! Lunchtime! [ran to the picnic table to eat; Anastasia looks around and noticed two people are missing] Where is uncle Lincoln and aunty Lynn?

Rita: That's a good question. Have anyone seen those two? [everyone except Logan said no]

Logan: I was playing football with Lynn earlier but when i came back from stopping Anastasia, she was gone.

Rita: Hmmm, i don't like this. We should go find them.

[Everyone nods]

After getting their food, the family went on a search for Lincoln and Lynn. However during their search, ever loud member got taking away one by one.

Anastasia: Uncle Lincoln! Aunty Lynn! Where are they?

Leni: Maybe they went back to the picnic area.

Anastasia: Maybe. If that so, then we should go back to go check. Okay, aunty Leni? [no response from Leni] Aunty Leni? [noticed Leni isn't there] Where she go? [sees a note on the ground] What's this. [picks it up and reads it]

"If you ever want to see your family again, meet me in a wooden house by the lake where the fireworks display will be at. Don't be late."

Anastasia: Hmmm, whoever this person is, means business.

Hours later, the family is seen tied up in a giant firework.

Lincoln: Whoever you are, you won't get away!

Loud family: YEAH!

???: Oh, but i am. Once that little brat gets here, I'm going to send you all to the sky and watch you blow up with the firework.

Lucy: Wow, that's dark. Even for me.

Lori: Why are you trying to end us for? What did we do?

???: Being alive. After the last 4th of July incident and the reign of little Logan along time ago, i finally realize something. The more you guys live, the more chaos you'll bring. That's why I'm being an end to the Loud family.

Loud family: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anastasia: Not unless i have something to say about it.

[Anastasia appear to save her family]

Loud family: ANASTASIA!

???: So, you finally show up?

Anastasia: You darn right i did. Now let go of my family, you creep!

???: Hmmmm, let me think about that. No.

Anastasia: What? Why not?

???: Because I am tried of see of you Louds always causing stuff. Therefore, I'm doing everyone a favor and wipe out the Loud family for good! And there's no one who will stop me! [laughs evilly]

Anastasia: Like i said, not unless i have something to say about it! [ran up to attack the person only to be quickly defeated and tie up on the firework with her family in the next scene] DANG IT!

Luan: Well, i could make a joke, but I'm afraid that it will "blow us up" with laughter. [laughs as the others grunts] Get it?

Luna: Too soon, dude. Too soon.

???: [laughs evilly] Now that i got all of you, i can put my plan into action!

Anastasia: All of us? What do you mean by all of us?

Logan: He got me too.

Anastasia: [confuse] Dad? He got you? How?

Logan: Sleeping gas. That's how he got me.

Anastasia: I see.

Lori: Just who are you?

???: I glad you ask, young lady. I am a guy who want to bring peace back to the world. A person who once used to live a normal life. I am the guy who will end you all. I...AM...

Anastasia: Burnt face.

???: Excuse me?

Anastasia: Burnt face. That's the name I'm calling you because of your burnt face.

???: Why you...

Anastasia: Also, what's up with that introduction? It sounds like something out of a anime or a comic book.

[The family agrees]

???: But, mine's was about to be...

Anastasia: And do you think ending us will bring back peace to the world? Ha! Don't make me laugh. There are other people who are just worster as us. So, killing us isn't really doing a thing you big, stupid, half burnt face, idiot!

???: You know what? Screw it. I was planning to do it during the fireworks display. But, i change my mind and do it now.

Anastasia: Uh-oh.

[The man lit a matches with his shoe]

Anastasia: Guys, I'm sorry that all this stuff is happening. I'm the reason why we are all in this situation right now.

Rita: It's ok, honey. We all make mistakes sometimes. That's what make us human.

Lynn Sr: Your grandmother's right, Anastasia. No matter what you do, we will still love you no matter what.

Anastasia: Thanks... [tears coming down her face] I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

Everyone else: WE LOVE YOU TOO, ANASTASIA!!!

???: Time to disappear!

The Loud family shut their eyes as they are getting ready to accept their fate. Just before he could send the family to their demise, The burnt face person noticed someone in a purple costume behind him.

???: Huh? Who are you? Wait. No. Not you again! Anyone but you! [the person in the purple costume ran up to him] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Minutes later]

Anastasia: Are we dead? Did we die? What's going on?

Lori: How about you open your eyes and see for yourself.

[Anastasia opens her eyes and sees her family standing by her]

Anastasia: We are alive. Woohoo! More mayhem for me! Wait, where's Burnt face?

Lisa: Over there. [points to the guy who is tied up in a rope]

Anastasia: Nice. So, which one of you guys did that?

Lana: Not me.

Lincoln: I didn't don't anything. Lola, did you do this?

Lola: Nope. But, i wish it was.

Anastasia: So, non of y'all did this? [her family shook their heads no] I see.

Lynn: I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting hungry.

Logan: Lynn's right. Ok, everyone, let's go.

Everyone left the wooden house except for Anastasia.

Lincoln: Anastasia, are you coming?

Anastasia: Yeah. I just got one thing to do. [Lincoln was gonna ask Anastasia what do she mean but decided to forget about it and left the house; Anastasia walks up to the guy in the rope] I hope you is a fan of flying. Because you is going on a trip, my friend.

The burnt face man looks at Anastasia with fear in his eyes. The scene cuts Anastasia leaving the house and is greeted by Lincoln.

Lincoln: Did you finish your thing?

Anastasia: Yep. [the firework that the Loud family was tied up to broke out the house and launched to the sky where it exploded]

Lincoln: Amazing! Wait, was that guy in there?

Anastasia: Guy? What guy? I don't know who you is talking about. [walks away from Lincoln]

Lincoln: Oh no, missy. What did you do?

Anastasia: Nothing.

Lincoln: You did something and i want to find out.

Anastasia: If you want to find out, you have to catch me first! [runs away from Lincoln]

Lincoln: What?! No fair! Come back here, Anastasia!

As Lincoln is chasing after Anastasia, a pair of burnt up belief underwear landed on the ground. Moments later, everyone is watching the fireworks display. Rita is sitting next to Lynn Sr and holding Lily in her arms, Lisa is sitting by Leni and Lori, Lola by Lucy, Lana by Logan and Lynn, Luan by Luna, and Lincoln by Anastasia

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Well apart from Anastasia going back on her word and almost getting killed, i pretty much had a semi good time with my family.

Anastasia: Here you go, uncle Lincoln. [hands Lincoln a noisemaker]

Lincoln: Thanks, Anastasia. [takes the noisemaker from Anastasia; to the viewers] Huh, maybe Anastasia will never do anymore mayhem after this. [blow in the noisemaker only to explode in his face; he looks at Anastasia, annoyed]

Anastasia: Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy 4th of Destruction, uncle!

Lincoln: [to the viewers] On second thought, that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

Anastasia: I wonder who was it that save our lives.

The scene cuts to the person in the purple costume standing on top of a tree like a ninja while watching the fireworks display.

???: You always like starting trouble, do you? You is just like your mother all right. [smiles] Happy 4th of July, Anastasia. I will make sure your mother will know once she gets back from vacation.