Butterfly Effect

Lincoln: Watch in awe, as The Amazing Lincoln displays his unbelievable yo-yo skills! I shall now "walk the dog"!

Charles appear carrying a leash in his mouth.

Lincoln: Not you, Charles. I meant the yo-yo.

Charles whimpers and walks away sad; Lincoln does his "walk the dog" trick.

Lincoln: I shall now go " AROUND THE WORLD"!

Charles return with a suitcase.

Lincoln: Sorry, still talking about the yo-yo.

Charles whimpers again and walks away sad; Lincoln attempts to do the "around the world" trick, but the yo-yo flies off his finger, ricochets around the hallway, and went into Lisa and Lily's room, breaking something.

Lincoln: [nervous] The Amazing Lincoln will now take a brief intermission.

Lincoln and Charles look into the room, and they see the bottles on Lisa's desk have been broken, with their contents spilled.

Anastasia: Aunty Lisa, i know you like to do your science stuff and all, but can you like keep it down? I'm trying to- [Anastasia sees the mess Lincoln made and gasps] Uncle Lincoln! What did you do?!

Lincoln: Uh, i was doing a yo-yo trick then it smashed right into Lisa and Lily's room! It was an accident, i swear!

Anastasia: Say whatever you want, you have to tell her what you did.

Lincoln: Are you kidding?! Do you know what she'll do if she ever finds out?!

Anastasia: I pretty sure i do.

Flashs into Lincoln's imagination, where Lisa observes the damage in a dark, stylized environment.

Lisa: [turning red with anger and her teeth sharpened] You've completely destroyed my life's work! I DESPITE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME!

A wall of fire burns in the background behind her, along with a cultist choir, as the scene flashes back to Lincoln as Anastasia is still talking to him.

Anastasia: Seriously Uncle, you got to tell her about what you did. Otherwise, she will find out and when she does, well that's for you to find out.

Lincoln: No! She shouldn't know about this! [Charles whimpers] Oh, come on, Charles. When did you get a conscience? I've seen you poop on the couch! And the same goes for you too, Anastasia! All you do is cause chaos and mayhem! Why should i listen to you of all people?

Anastasia: Hey, i just trying to help you save your skin. But if you want to take the hard way, be my guest because when that time come, don't come crying to me and say i didn't worry you.

Lincoln: Well, I'm not because she won't find out. Besides, if i walk away, what's the worst that can happen?

Anastasia and Charles glances at the viewer; Lincoln takes the yo-yo from the damage.

Lincoln: I'll just remove the evidence, and they'll be non of the wiser. [leaves]

Anastasia: I can already tell something bad is gonna happen.

A few seconds after Anastasia and Charles left Lisa and Lily's room, an explosion occur which made Lisa rush to her room to see what has happen. Anastasia shortly came back to see what was up in Lisa's room.

Anastasia: Whoa! What happen here?

Lisa: I'm not quite sure. I don't understand what went wrong.

Anastasia: Beats me.

Lisa: [sighs] Science is a fickle mistress.

Lori is looking over the hole in the wall that was causes by the explosion which leads to the closet in her's and Leni's room; Leni pokes her head through the hole.

Leni: Hi, Lori! Have we always had a window in our closet?

Lori: Ugh, it's not a window. Lisa's experiment blew a hole in the wall. [sees a picture frame peeking out from the other side] What's this?

Lori sees that the frame contains a signed photo of Bobby.

Lori: "To my bodacious babe"? Leni, why is this picture of Bobby hidden on your side of the closet?

Leni: Oh, there it is! That was a surprise present from Bobby for your 88-day-iversary. He asked me to hide it for him, but i forgot where i put it.

Lori: That anniversary was eight days ago, and Bobby gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!

Lincoln: [walks in the room with an nervous grin] Everything okay after that unexpected and totally random explosion that i know nothing about?

Lori shouts in anger, marches out of the room, and slams the door which caused a coat rack, a shelf, and several pairs of shoes to fall on Leni and knocked her out; Leni regains consciousness on Lisa's bed and sees Lincoln, Lisa, and Anastasia looking down at her.

Leni: What happened?

Anastasia: Let's just say you got hit in the head with several pairs of shoes.

Leni: Of course! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness.

Anastasia: Ummm, since when did Aunty Leni just started to talk smart like Aunty Lisa?

Lincoln: Hey, i saw this in a movie once. I bet getting hit on the head altered Leni's brain and made her smart.

Lisa: Lincoln, you seem unable to distinguish between scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock.

Leni: I don't get it.

Lisa: See? Same old Leni. Can't even understand simple English.

Leni: [walks to Lisa's chalkboard] No, i don't get why you multiplied your "Z" polynomials before solving your non-negative integer exponents.

Lisa looks over the equation, and gasps loudly as she realizes what Leni said is right.

Leni: Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics. Buh-bye!

Lisa: [collapses to the floor, crestfallen] My world no longer makes sense.

Anastasia: Poor Aunty Lisa.

Charles looks up and growls at Lincoln.

Lincoln: Don't you have a couch to poop on? [cuts to Lincoln cleaning up the couch after Charles pooped on it] Charles, that was a rhetorical question!

Charles whimpers.

Anastasia: To be fair, he possibly didn't know that.

Lincoln: I know but still.

Anastasia: Whatever, Mr Not telling the truth. You better be lucky nothing else bad is going to happen.

Just then, Lynn enters the house, screams loudly, and pounds her fist to the wall as she hyperventilates.

Anastasia: Or maybe not...

Lincoln: [walks over to Lynn] What's wrong, Lynn?

Lynn: I just got kicked off of all my sports teams because I'm failing school!

Lincoln: How could you fall? Doesn't Lisa tutor you?

Lynn: She used to, until she dropped out and got a job as a gas station attendant at Flip's Food Fuel!

Lincoln and Anastasia: She WHAT?!

Lynn: UGH, WITHOUT SPORTS, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS! [kicks her soccer ball hard]

Lola: [walks down the stairs] I present to you your new "Miss Cute and- [get hit in the face ball Lynn's soccer ball] OH, MY NOSE!

Anastasia: HA! Not so cute now, are you?

Lincoln: Lola! Are you alright?

Lola looks into a mirror and sees that her nose has severely swollen up.

Lola: [gasps] I am a hideous...monster.

Anastasia: I don't know why you're freaking out. I think it's looks good on you.

Lola: You WHAT?!

Lincoln: [covering Anastasia's mouth] Don't listen to her, Lola. Besides, it's not that bad.

Lola: MY PAGEANT CAREER IS OVER!

Lola ran up the stairs and trips and fell on her face once she reaches the top.

Lola: OH, MY TEETH! [cries]

Anastasia is seen upset that Lincoln got his hand over her mouth and bit it hard, causing Lincoln to uncover her mouth.

Lincoln: Oww! You really need to stop doing that!

Anastasia: And you and the others need to stop putting your hands over my mouth. I am getting sick and tired of you guys keep doing that. It's a free country and i have the right to speech. Besides, you should be focusing on fixing this mess you made. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go wash my mouth. I don't know where you hand been at. [goes to the bathroom]

Charles looks up at Lincoln and shakes his head in disapproval.

Lincoln: Fine, I'll fix it.

Lincoln rides his bike over to Flip's Food Fuel and sees Lisa wearing a gas station attendant's uniform.

Lincoln: Lisa, why are you doing this?

Lisa: Flip's the only guy who will hire four-year-olds with no experience.

Lincoln: No, i mean, why are you doing any of this? Come home. Lynn needs you!

Lisa: Why don't you get Miss Smartypants to help her!

Just then, Leni drives up in a purple convertible.

Lisa: Speak of the Devil. Regular or unleaded?

Leni: [brandishes a certificate] Oh, i don't need gas. I just won the Nobel Prize for investing a that runs on apple juice.

Lisa: Of course you did.

Leni: [hands Lisa a juice box] Fill 'er up, please.

Lisa opens up the fuel tank and squirts the box's contents into it.

Lincoln: And then we'll all get in Leni's juicemobile, go home, and forget all this nonsense.

Leni: Can't! I'm off to Harvard! Au revoir, adios, auf Wiedersehen, and aloha!

Lisa: A-HA! "Aloha" means "Hello"! [squeezes the juice box]

Leni: It also means "Goodbye"! [speeds off]

Lisa: Dang it. I used to know that.

Flip, the owner of the station, opens a window and calls out to Lisa.

Filp: Hey, Chatty Cathy, BACK TO WORK!

The station's payphone rings. Lincoln answers it and hears barking on the other end.

Lincoln: Hello? Charles? She's WHAT?! Alright, I'm on my way!

Back at the Loud House, Lincoln approaches Lola and Lana's room door with an ice pack and sees Anastasia leaning next to it.

Lincoln: How is she?

Anastasia: [turns toward the door] Go see for yourself.

Lincoln: [opens her door] Look who it is, Miss Soon to heal.

Lola, who is trying to stuff a bunch of clothes into a suitcase, turns to Lincoln. She still has her swollen nose, and all but one of her teeth are gone.

Lola: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Lincoln: AAAAAHH! I mean, you're looking better!

Lola: [with a lisp] Oh, nice try, Lincoln, but i am out of here! I can't stay where I'm constantly reminded of my former self! [looks up, sadly, at old photos of herself] My beautiful, beautiful self.

Lincoln: But...But...

Lola struggles to pull her stuffed suitcase, and the handle breaks off, causing her to fall on her face and black back her eyes.

Lola: I'll send for that!

Lola grabs the ice pack, puts it over her eyes, and walks out into the hallway.

Lincoln: Lola, wait! [turns toward Anastasia] Why didn't you stop her?

Anastasia: Because, Uncle, in case if you don't remember, me and her don't get along so if i did tell her, what make you think she will listen to me? Besides, there can only be one diva in the this house. And you know that.

Lincoln: But, she's you family! You can't just let her go like that!

Anastasia: [humming] I don't care.

Lincoln: Fine! I just go get her myself!

Lincoln ran out to stop Lola from leaving.

Anastasia: Uncle, wait! Look out for Aunty Lana! She got herself into-

Lincoln bumps into a plastic bubble containing Lana.

Anastasia: A bubble...

Lana: Careful, Lincoln! You could get seriously injured!

Lincoln: Lana, what are you doing in there?

Lana: I saw what happened to Lola. Life is a fragile thing. I don't want to take any risks.

Lincoln: But you're the queen of risks!

Lana: Was the queen of risks! From now on, I'll stay in here, where it's safe! You know what I'm talkin' about, huh, Geo?

Geo rolls by in his hamster ball.

Lincoln: Lana, you can't be serious! [Lana rolls past him] Lana?

Anastasia: Man, this day is getting better and worse every second. I wonder who is else to go.

Just then, Lincoln and Anastasia hear Luna singing. So they went to her room, and step inside.

Luna: [singing] Things have gotten drastic/ Now, my sister lives is plastic/ Where did it all go wrong?

Lincoln: Luna?

Luna: [shows Lincoln a laptop] Check it, bro. I uploaded a song i wrote about our family going down the Highway to-HELLO! I just got fifty more hits!

The ceiling breaks open, and Mick Swagger descends, holding onto a rope ladder from a helicopter.

Luna: [gasps] Mick Swagger?!

Mick Swagger: Your singing is amazing! You gotta join my tour! [holds Luna's hand]

Luna: Luna is IN!

The rope goes up though the the hole in the ceiling, carrying both of them away.

Lincoln: Don't you leave, too! THE FAMILY'S FALLING APART!

Luna: [from the helicopter] SORRY, DUDE!

The helicopter flies away.

Anastasia: [angrily] Now, look what you did, uncle! We are losing all our family members all because you didn't have the guts to tell Aunty Lisa what you did!

Lincoln: I know, and I'm sorry! Okay?! Look, I'm going to in my room and contact Clyde. I'm sure he could help gix this. [heads to his room]

Anastasia: I doubt it.

Anastasia follow Lincoln to his room, as he decides to contact Clyde with his walkie-talkie.

Lincoln: Clyde, this is Lincoln! Come in! I've got a Code Blue!

Clyde: Code Blue?! You did something wrong and lied about it, and now everything is all messed up?!

Lincoln: Affirmative! Can you come over?!

Clyde: Negative. I've got a Code Green!

Lincoln: You showed up to school in your underwear?

Clyde: No, that's Code Orange. Hang on.

Clyde is revealed to be skydiving with Lori and he takes a picture of them with his camera phone. Lincoln gets the picture via text message on his phone and he jumps in surprise.

Lincoln: SWEET MOTHER OF...What are you doing with Lori?!

Anastasia: What did you say? [walks up to Lincoln] I got to hear this.

Clyde: I've been trying to tell you! A Code Green! Lori broke up with Bobby, and I'm the rebound guy!

Lori: Happy eight-minute-iversary, Snookie-Booboo-Sugarbear.

Clyde leans in for a kiss, but Lori displays her parachute, causing Clyde to kiss a flying bird instead.

Lincoln gags and thorws away his walkie-talkie.

Anastasia: Oh man, i think I'm gonna be sick.

Lincoln: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY?!

Anastasia gets a phone call from Logan and enters it.

Anastasia: Dad?!

Logan: Hey, princess! Just calling to check up on you. How's everything going at the house?

Anastasia: Terrible! Most of your sisters are gone, Lisa is working at a gas station, Lana is in a plastic bubble, and Lori broke up with Bobby and is now dating Clyde! You got to come home and fix the mess you brother created! Our family is falling apart!

Logan: I see. Well, i can't come home at the moment. I am on a honeymoon.

Anastasia: A honeymoon? When did you and Mom get married and why wasn't i aware about it?

Logan: Oh, me and your Mom didn't get married. I broke up with her because i couldn't take her psycho behavior. So, i dated someone else and we got married on the same day too, in front of your mother.

Anastasia: [furious] What?! How could you?! That woman loved you with all your heart! I can't believe you did that to her!

Logan: I know that how upset you are, but like i said, i can't take her psycho behavior anymore.

Anastasia: You monster...I can't believe what i am hearing. Who is she?! Who's the girl you broke up with Mom for?!

Logan: Remember that girl your Mom cut the hair off of? She's the one i married.

Anastasia: What?!

Logan: Yep. She's your new mommy. Anyway, i gotten go. She got a surprise for me and i want to know what it is. See you when i get back. Love you, bye! [hangs up]

Lincoln: Are you okay, Anastasia? [sees tears coming down Anastasia's face] Anastasia?

Anastasia: You...You did this...[look at Lincoln angrily] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Lincoln: [scared] Anastasia, c...calm down.

Anastasia: Calm down? CALM DOWN?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN MY DAD JUST BROKE UP WITH MY MOM TO BE WITH ANOTHER GIRL?!

Lincoln: I...I...

Anastasia: UGH, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE! [runs off crying]

Lincoln: Anastasia, wait! Oh no, what have i done?!

Luan shows up, solemn and depressed, and knocks on Lincoln's door.

Luan: Knock-knock.

Lincoln: Who's there?

Luan: This is not a joke, Lincoln. Do you know what's going on in the world? Here, take Mr. Coconuts. He just reminds me of all the trees being cut down in the rainforest.

Lincoln: Wait, Luan, what brought this on?

Luan: Well, ever since Luna left, I've had no one to try my jokes out on. So, I've been watching a lot of cable news, and what I've seen isis horrific. So, I've decided to become...an ACTIVIST!

Lincoln: Don't be ridiculous! You're a comedian! [takes out a pie and throws in into his face] See? Funny, right?

A horde of wild animals stampedes past Lincoln.

Lincoln: What the heck was that?!

Luan: They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them. And now, I'm off to heal this ticking time bomb we call Earth.

Lincoln: Wait, Luan, you can't be serious!

Anastasia: Seems like she is.

Lincoln: [screams and jumps up in terror] Anastasia?! Why are you a ghost?!

Anastasia: Remember when i said i didn't want to live anymore? I wasn't kidding when i said that.

Lincoln: So, you offed yourself?!

Anastasia: Kinda. Welp, let's just say i may or may not was fooling around with the rest of Aunty Lisa's chemicals, drunk it, and well here i am. As a ghost.

Lincoln: So, you just remain a ghost your whole life?

Anastasia: Yep. And since everyone else is leaving, I'm going to do the same.

Lincoln: Oh, come on! Not you too! You can't just live me now!

Anastasia: Sorry, Uncle, but you had it coming to you. Now, if you excuse me, i got some people to terrorize. So long. [went through the wall and left the house]

Lincoln: Anastasia! Come back! Dang itit! Why does this have to happen?

Suddenly, a monkey appears, spooking Lincoln, and took Mr. Coconuts. The monkey and a big snake are in the living room. Lincoln chases Izzy, who hides under the couch.

Lincoln: Get back here, Izzy!

Izzy hisses at him and hides behind the couch.

Lincoln: Izzy, come to Uncle Lincoln!

News Reporter: [on the TV] And now, for tonight's stories. Former rising star Luna Loud was kicked off the Mick Swagger tour for destroying a hotel room.

The news cut to footage of Luna screaming amidst the wreckage of her hotel room.

Luna: [in a British accent] ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!

Lincoln: Luna?

Reporter: In a related story, former comedian turned activist Luan Loud has chained herself to a giant redwood tree.

The news cut to footage of Luan chained to a giant redwood tree, while onlookers record her with their mobile devices.

Luan: [chanting] Hey-hey, ho-ho! Keep your hands off, let it grow!

Lincoln: Luan?!

Izzy, the snake, and the monkey join him in viewing.

Reporter: In another related news, a town not far from Royal Woods is being attack by a little girl.

Lincoln: Please don't tell me it's who i think it is!

The news cut to footage of a bunch of people running for their lives from a girl who seem to be possess by Anastasia.

Little girl: [possess by Anastasia; laughing evilly] I've been reborn! Witness my full power!

Lincoln: I thought so.

Reporter: I'm being told we have breaking news.

Lincoln: Please don't be one of my sisters!

The news cut to a reporter on the scene at Flip's Food Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her.

Reporter: Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!

Lisa: They're not unknown, they're my sisters. [sips] Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze.

Reporter: I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase!

It cuts to footage of an army of police cars chasing Lola's kiddie car through the desert; Lola, her face now covered in bandages, is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy. Lincoln and the animals look on in shock. Izzy, Lincoln, and the monkey take on the familiar "wise monkey" poses.

Lincoln: WHERE DID IT ALL GO WROOOONG?!

Reporter: One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls? And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?

Flip takes hold of the camera.

Flip: Interview over! Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food Fuel, home of the Flippee! Now the interview's over. [puts his hand over the camera]

Lincoln turns off the TV. Lucy suddenly appears next to him.

Lucy: I was watching that.

Lincoln: [screams and jumps up in terror again] Lucy! At least you're still normal!

Lucy looks toward Lincoln, and smiles wide to reveal a pair of vampire fangs as she hisses.

Lincoln: D'AAH! NOT NORMAL!

Lucy: I was bitten by Lana's liberated vampire bat! Greatest, day, EVER! [turns into a bat and flies away]

Lincoln: Oh man, this is getting bad by the second. What would Logan say?

Logan: I am very disappointed in you, Lincoln.

Lincoln look to the left of him and sees Logan as a ghost.

Lincoln: [screams and jumps up in terror again] Logan, is that you? What happen?

Logan: Oh, this? Well, let's just say, Anastasia's mother found out where me and my wife was at during our honeymoon and well, you probably know the rest.

Lincoln: Man, she's a real crazy one, isn't she?

Logan: Tell me about it. Anyway, like i said earilar, i am very disappointed in you. How could you let all of this happen?

Lincoln: I'm sorry, Logan! I was to scared to tell Lisa that i broke her stuff, and now everyone else is gone!

Logan: Not really. You still got one more Loud kid in this house. It's your job to make it right. Now that i told you what to do, I'm going to the afterlife. I spend my time too much on this world that it's time for me to go. Goodbye, my little brother. And take care. [his ghost vanish to the afterlife]

Lincoln: Logan's right! 11 Loud kids lost, but there's still one i can save!

Lincoln enters Lisa and Lily's room and looks in Lily's crib, only to find out she's not in it.

Lincoln: Lily?

Suddenly, the roof is lifted up from the outside by Lily, who has grown to gargantuan size. She looks down at Lincoln and giggles.

Lincoln: LILY!

Lincoln sees a trail of Lisa's chemicals leading from her desk to the crib.

Lincoln: Oh no! Lisa's chemicals! What have i done?!

Lily: Mmmm... yum yum!

Lily reaches down for Lincoln as he tries to run away. He gets caught, and Lily opens her mouth.

Lincoln: DON'T EAT ME, LILY!

Lincoln screams as Lily lifts him toward her mouth.

It turns out that everything that just happen was nothing more than Lincoln's imagination as the screen flashes back to the point where Lincoln, Anastasia, and Charles were overlooking the damage on Lisa's desk.

Lincoln: So that's the worst thing that could happen.

Anastasia: Good, now that you found out what could happen, are you going to man up and tell her?

Lincoln: I will! I'm going to tell Lisa!

Lisa: [in the doorway] Tell Lisa what? [gasps as she sees the damage]

Lincoln: [fearful] I was playing with my yo-yo, and it got out of control, and it wrecked your experience, and I'm really, really sorry! Go ahead and disown me, 'cause i deserve it!

To Lincoln's surprise, Lisa smiles and hugs him.

Lincoln: I'm confused. You're not mad?

Lisa: Mad? I'm ecstatic! You proved my hypothesis! Your recklessness was the one variable my ridgely-controlled experiment sorely needed!

Lincoln: I'm still confused.

Lisa: I'm saying thank you for being a clumsy doofus. And thanks for admitting what you did.

Lincoln: I didn't have a choice. I didn't want you to work at a gas station, or for Logan and Anastasia to become ghosts, or Lynn and Lola to turn to a life of crime, or Lana to live in a bubble, or...or...or...

Lisa: [walking away] Fascinating. Exposure to my chemicals seems to have damaged his cerebral cortex.

Anastasia: [also walking away] I agree. Though, i wish i knew what he meant by my and Daddy becoming ghosts.

Lincoln: [sighs; to the viewers] Boy, am i glad that nightmare's over.

Lincoln hears a bicycle bell ringing from outside. He looks out the window and sees Lori and Clyde riding a tandem bike, which is dragging a string of cans and a sigh reading "JUST MARRIED". The sight of this causes Lincoln to scream in horror.

Anastasia appears in front of a black screen to give her final thoughts.

Anastasia: By the way, in case if you guys was wondering, i foreseen this event happen and told Aunty Lisa about it. Prove to show, we both were right after all. Good night, everybody!