The Green House

In Mrs. Johnson's room.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, class, we're at the halfway point of our energy reduction project. Let's see how you're doing. [checking the students' status] Great. Very good. Ooh! Very impressive, Clyde!

Clyde's bar is extremely low.

Clyde: Thanks, Mrs. Johnson. Our house is solar powered, so we don't burn any fossil fuels.

Mrs. Johnson: Wonderful. You're all doing a great job of reducing your eco-footprint at him. And if you keep this, we'll definitely win the Save a Polar Bear Challenge and get this adorable little guy named after us! [shows her students a poster of a sad polar bear cub with tagline under the photo]

HAVE A HEART, DO YOUR PART!

Students: [with big cooing eyes] Awwwww...

However, Mrs. Johnson notices Lincoln's bar is extremely high. It's so high, he have to stand on a latter and go past the room's ceiling to property display it. [if you are confuse about what i said, ignore it because i won't be able to explain it]

Mrs. Johnson: [disappointed] Oh, Lincoln, i see you haven't made any progress. [points to the poster] What does this say? Have a heart, do your part. Do you not care about polar bears?

Lincoln: [muffled from past the ceiling tile]

Mrs. Johnson: [misinterpreted] What's that? You hate polar bears? You're a polar hater?

The students starts booing at Lincoln.

Female student: If you make us lose, Lincoln, you'll be an outcast!

Girl Jordan: You might as well throw your social life out the window.

The other students boo Lincoln in disagreement.

At the Loud House, Anastasia is in the attic talking to someone on her phone.

Anastasia: [laughing] Girl, did you see what Billy was wearing? I wouldn't be caught dead in that. And don't get me started with Dawn. That girl got no fashion sense what so ever.

Lincoln: [enters the attic] Hey, Anastasia, can i see you for a minute? It's very important.

Anastasia: [sighs] Fine. [talks to Becky on the phone] Becky, I'm gonna call you later. [hangs up] Ok, let's get whatever this is over with. [went downstairs]

Lincoln: Good, that's all of them. As soon as i tell everyone about reducing our eco-footprint, they will have no choice but to be on board and my social life is save! I got this in the bag.

However, after he told his siblings and Anastasia, they all complain and refuse; Luan throws a pie at Lincoln to show her refusal.

Lincoln: [shakes the pie off his face] Or not. Time to pull out the big guns. [shows them the poster of the polar cub and explains in a sorrowful tone] ...and if we don't all do our part, this adorable little guy won't survive.

The girls all start sobbing with waterfalls of tears while Logan just sat on the edge of the couch with his arms cross.

Lincoln: Logan, do you care about this little guy?

Logan: Lincoln, i know what you is doing and I'm not falling for it. I went through the same thing when i was about your age and we didn't get to save an animal all because we was one off. Don't get me wrong, i would love to save an animal but I'm not taking a chance of another incident like that.

Lincoln: Come on, Logan, if you help pitch in, you will be able to help save this poor little guy. Pllllleeeeeeessssseeee?

Logan: If it can help me redeem me of my failure in the past, then sure. I would help.

Lincoln: Great! As a matter of fact, you can help me with this.

Luna: [sorrowful] But what can we do?

Lincoln: [satisfied with their cooperation] I'm glad you asked. [showing Lori all of her webcams] You don't need all of these devices.

Lori: Yes i do. Bobby and i like to admire each other from multiple angles.

Bobby: Hey, Lincoln! Hola from France! [stands next to the Mona Lisa]

Lori: [suspicious] Who is that girl? And why is she smiling at you?

Bobby: Babe, that's the Mona Lisa.

Lincoln: [unplugs the webcams] Instead of using all of these, why don't you write Bobby a letter?

Lori: [threateningly] Why don't i rip your little-

Lincoln: [shows her the poster] Polar bear.

Lori: [gushes] Aww...okay. I'll write him a letter. [irked] And maybe I'll write one to that little flirt Mona, too.

Logan puts out the fire in the furnace.

Logan: Sorry, Lana. No more furnaces in the house. It's already bad enough we got a little psychopath walking about.

Anastasia: [from the background] I heard that!

Lana: But how will i keep my reptiles warm? They're cold-blooded, you know.

Logan thinks for a moment then he came up with an idea. He dresses Lana in a parka and stores all her lizards in there. Lana likes this but finds out that one of them is in her mouth; Lisa is powering up her machine and laughing evilly until Lincoln shuts it down.

Lincoln: Instead of powering your lab with megawatts of electricity, why not use a renewable resource?

Lisa is now using Lily's diapers and it works like a charm.

Lisa: [gasps with a clothes peg on her nose] Lincoln, this is genius!

Lincoln: [changing another diaper] Fresh energy, comin' at ya! This one's got to be good for at least 75 watts.

Leni is about to take a shower, but Lincoln is in there and she shrieks.

Lincoln: Leni, instead of taking a multiple showers a day... [holds up a moist towelette] ...how about using this refreshing moist towelette?

Leni: And clog my pores?! No way! [Lincoln shows her the poster] Awww...okay. [takes the towelette and wiping] Do you mind? I'm showering! [closes the curtain and continues wiping]

Luan is baking even more pies.

Lincoln: Luan, instead of wasting all that energy making more pies, why not get some comedy out of your leftover banana peels? [holds up a peel]

Luan: That old gag? I don't think so.

Lincoln: [shrugs and trips on a peel] Whoa! [thuds]

Luan: Actually, I'm starting to see the a-peel! [laughs at rimshot]

Lincoln checks his eco-meter and finds that his house is now in the yellow.

Lincoln: We're getting there.

Throughout their endeavor, Lincoln with the help of Logan have made house free of environmental disasters.

Lincoln takes away Lucy's aerosol and gives her shades to look at everything darker and she smiles in agreement. Logan turns off Luna's amps and gives her recycled bottles that show blows in for sound. Lincoln pulls the plug on the freezer and cancels Lynn's hockey practice and gives her a surfboard to surf in the pool. Logan trades Lola's gasoline out for a sail to drive in the wind and she takes off. Lincoln's meter are still in the yellow.

Lincoln: Almost there. [dumps the rest of his electronic stuff but finds out that the meter is still in the yellow] What?! Why is it still in the yellow?!

Anastasia remember something and use her phone to turn something off which causes the meter to go green.

Lincoln: WE DID IT!

Logan and the girls cheer.

Luan: Say it proud! We're green and Loud!

Girls: SAY IT PROUD! WE'RE GREEN AND LOUD! SAY IT PROUD! WE'RE GREEN AND LOUD! [they leave]

Lincoln: [shakes Logan's hand] Thanks for the help, Logan. Now, i don't have to worry about being an outcast.

Logan: No, thank you for giving me the chance to save an animal from endangerment. [leaves]

Lincoln: But, I'm still want to know why the meter was still in the yellow a second ago. I wonder what it was.

Clyde: [calling Lincoln on the radio] Lincoln! Come in, Lincoln!

Lincoln: [answers] Clyde, I'm not supposed to be talking on this right now. We're reducing our eco-footprint.

Clyde: But it's tournament time. Swords Cyborgs!

Lincoln: Oh, right. Just let me go get my laptop.

Logan and the girls: [off in the distance] YES WE CARE! WE'LL SAVE THE BEAR!

Lincoln: What am i saying? I can't use my laptop! We've finally gone green in the house and i can't mess it up.

Clyde: Well, there's always next year.

Lincoln: No, no, no. I'll make it work. [picks up laptop] One laptop won't make that big of a difference. [tucks it in his pants and scurries off to the basement and plugs it in only to notice his meter went yellow] Whoops. I gotta get us back in the green.

Meanwhile in the living, Anastasia sits in the middle of Lynn and Lucy on the couch watching TV. Just then, Lincoln turns off the TV, upsetting the girls.

Lynn: Hey! What the-

Anastasia: Uncle Lincoln, what give? We were watching TV!

Lincoln: [holds up poster] Remember this guy?

Lucy: Yes. We saved him.

Lincoln: Well, he got siblings too. Do you hate siblings? Are you sibling haters?

Lynn look on with sorrowful guilt.

Lucy: Well, I'm starting to.

Lincoln takes the TV away as Anastasia look at him, suspiciously.

Anastasia: [suspicious] Hmmm.

Leni picks up the remote and presses the power button.

Leni: Hey, guys! Our neighborhood's on TV!

Later, Anastasia was going to the kitchen to get a juice box. When she sees Lincoln disconnecting the fridge and carrying it with a lift.

Anastasia: Uh, excuse me, Uncle? What do you think you're doing with that?

Lincoln: Uh... Saving my energy? This refrigerator uses up more cooling than the AC.

Anastasia: I don't believe you. What are you planning, Uncle? You better spill, or else... [zooms in on her face looking at Lincoln with a psycho look] You will feel my wrath.

Lincoln: Uh... Hey, i think i saw David!

Anastasia: [got excited] Really?! Where?! [ran to the window to see]

With Anastasia's distracted, Lincoln takes the refrigerator downstairs. Anastasia came back after she couldn't see David.

Anastasia: I don't see him out there. Uncle, you li... Hey, where he go? Hm. I swear, there's something up with that boy. Now to think about it, there's something familiar about this situation. But what?

Leni walks by and goes to get a refreshing drink, unaware that the fridge is gone, so she's only slipping air.

Leni: [sees Anastasia giving her a confused look] Oh, sorry Anastasia. Wanna sip?

Anastasia: Nah, I'm good. [walks away, leaving Leni to continue sipping the air]

Moments later, Anastasia woke up after hearing something familiar.

Anastasia: That sound! It sounds like someone playing video games. But who... [realize who it is and gets enraged by it] That little, no good...BACKSTABBER!!!

Cut to Lincoln, Clyde, and the co-op players playing their game with all the house's appliances.

Lincoln: We're in the green! Let's do this! [just as they was about to play, a foul odor hits the basement]

Gamer 1: Pee-yew! What stinks?

Suddenly, the TV goes off and it's revealed that Logan and the girls have unplugged it and are standing in nothing but potato sacks for tops and bandages for shoes and also smell bad.

Logan: GAME OVER, LITTLE BRO!

Lincoln: [panicking] It's not what it looks like!

Lori: We're up there making all these sacrifices, and you're down here playing some stupid computer game?!

Lincoln: Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like.

Anastasia: [upset] I can't believe you did this to us, Uncle! Do you know how ridiculous we all look?! We look at bums! And for what? So you and your idiotic friends can play some stupid game! Do you know HOW UPSET I AM BECAUSE OF YOU?!! I AM THE FUTURE GODDESS TO THIS WORLD AND I SHOULD NOT BE WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

Lynn: Yeah! And if you don't wanna give anything up, why should we?

Lincoln: But...but... [shows poster] ...polar bear?

Just before the girls begin to feel remorse again, they snap out of it when Anastasia took the poster, angrily tore it up, and jumping on the pieces.

Anastasia: Not this time, Uncle! You use that excuse far too much now! It's over! [growls angrily] I knew there's something familiar about this. All the stuff happen to the girl in the fanfiction story i been reading all before you stabbed her and the girls in the back! You, my backstabbing Uncle, is the true monster to every Loud family in every alternate universe. And you just almost as worse as Scar when he murder his brother!

Lori: Yeah! Come on, guys. Let's go get our stuff back.

Leni: [holding up her glass of air] And a refill!

They do just that.

Logan: You guys, get out.

Gamer 2: Well, i guess you're going back into the red.

Gamer 1: Which means you're gonna lose the polar bear challenge for our class.

Gamer 2: Which means we can't be seen with you.

Gamer 1: Which means your social life is out of the window.

The gamers leave.

Lincoln: Guys, wait! Come back! I can make adjustments!

It was too late for him as their already left. Lincoln sees Logan still standing there angry and disappointed.

Lincoln: [sigh] I know. You're disappointed at me for the stuff i did. But, can you at least help me fix this.

Logan went to get his stuff and stop by the bottom step to tell Lincoln something.

Logan: Lincoln, you're no different from the boy who did this to my class a long time ago. [leaves]

Lincoln: I blew it.

Clyde: Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll still hang out with you. In secret, of course.

Lincoln: It's not about that, Clyde. I don't care if the class hates me. What i should have cared about all along was... [shows poster] ...this guy.

Clyde: [gushes over the cub almost as much as he gushes over Lori] Aww...

Lincoln: Exactly! Our class has done their part. Logan and the others have done theirs. Now it's time for me to do mine.

Clyde gives him a salute.

Everyone have gone back to doing their normal things with their normal power sources. Luna is back to rocking on a ton of amps with Logan, Luan is back to baking pies and hitting herself with them, Leni is back to carelessly running water, Lisa is back to using electricity for her machines, Anastasia is back calling on her phone and push a button to turn something back on, and Lori is back to talking to Bobby on many webcams. And yet...the meter is still in the green.

Lori: [giggles] Oh, Bobby. You got me a present? I can't wait to see it.

It turns out Lincoln is now using a generator to power up the house as the fuel source, pedaling as fast as he can to satisfy his family and do his part for the planet.

Lori: [from upstairs] LINCOLN! PEDAL FASTER! I'M DOWNLOADING A PIC FROM BOBBY!

Lincoln obliges.

In the attic, Anastasia just got done talking on the phone.

Anastasia: [to the viewers] You know, not only Uncle Lincoln saved energy. [pulls out a meter] He also saved me the trouble of doing this work for a simliar thing. [giggles] Shhhh, let's just keep this just between me and you. [winks at the veiwers]