Adrien is at his computer with a camera recording his face.
Hey everyone, Adrien here. I'm about to do the Reddit 50/50 Challenge. *sigh* This was a challenge that my friend Kim set forth to me saying that I am "too pure" for this world and need to "toughen up" and I don't know, some stupid crap about my innocence. So, I have a list of things here for me to look through and my "eye bleach" as my friend Nino referred to, to help me shake off the horrible, down right disturbing ones I may have to subject myself to. Oh boy. And I will censor anything that is not considered for safe viewing. Because, I don't want to get flagged for this. YouTube's been pretty fickle lately. So here we go!
First one is either, paramedic monkeys or something with a pregnant woman. Clicks link Oh, it's the monkeys! Haha, that's hilarious! They forgot their patient! Oh, that's adorable. Okay, off to a good start. Next one, Mexican drug cartel beheading?! Or a volcano rabbit. Alright. Clicks link So that's what a volcano rabbit looks like. He's cute and fluffy! I love it! Oh man, I hope this trend will continue. On to the next! Baby seal clubbing. Feels offended That sounds horrible! Why would you want to club a baby seal?! What kind of monster are you?! But, I could get adult Seal clubbing. I don't understand what that means but okay. Clicks link Okay, it's just a man singing in a club. Is that who this is? His name is Seal? Googles Seal Oh, so it's an actual singer. Okay, alright. I'm okay with it. Now we have, hairy prolapsed anus; ew. Or oddly shaped kiwi fruit. Clicks link What?! Is that a kiwi?! That's a kiwi?! I get the feeling that between this and the other one, there is no difference whatsoever! At least I am looking at a fruit but still! Good grief.
So far so good, I haven't had to use my eye bleach once and I aim to keep up the streak. Adorable kitten likes his bow tie?! Oh, please let me get this one! Man trips on railroad...train runs him over. Oh gawd no, please let it be the kitten! Closes eyes and clicks link then opens them Oh! It's the kitty! Oh, I got the kitty thank the Lord above! That is the cutest kitten I have ever seen! Look at his bow tie! Oh, I love it! I don't want any bad ones! Please don't let me get bad ones! Here we have world's first flying ostrich is dead or UK couple on fire on gas-tanker?! Looks at camera with horrified expression and clicks link Oh, I'm...not quite sure...what I'm looking at. Did, did they? Did someone taxidermy an ostrich and made it into a drone? I have to ask why but I'm sure there's no logical answer for it other than why not. People are just weird like that.
Hot Overwatch, awesome game, Mercy cosplay. I like Mercy, she's a fave of mine. Or penis caught in bike chain?! Ah, it hurts just thinking about it! What are you doing that would lead to having it out and being around a bike chain?! Just why?! Please let it be Mercy, please let it be Mercy! Clicks link Oh thank gawd it's Mercy! And it's her Halloween look! That's an awesome cosplay! Hmmm, I think I'd make a great male version. Maybe I can get Mari to design and make it. Next one, a baby playing with his father, awwww. Or a baby with harlequin icthyosis. What is that? I don't even know what that is. Clicks link. Eyes are blown wide in horror and covers his mouth with his hands to muffle his screams Ah! No! That poor baby! Oh no! Oh gawd! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Eye bleach! I need the eye bleach! Pulls up slide show of cats Awwww, look at the kitties! They're so cute!
So, there goes that streak of not using the eye bleach. Yay. But I will keep moving forward! Cause I'm a man! A manly man! Cries pitifully Adorable album of an unlikely friendship between an owl and a dog or surprisingly disgusting throat cam of people kissing. Clicks link WHAT?! What is this?! How is this?! How can you kiss like that when there's a camera in your throat?! How did it even get there?! At least there's no tongue, because again how can you have a camera in your mouth and be able to kiss without swallowing it?! This is the reason you close your eyes when you do this! You both need to brush your teeth, seriously! If there was a way to smell through the screen; I would sincerely hope they ate breath mints before this.
Butthole vs wax or butthole vs laser?! Neither of these options sound pleasant! Why is this a 50/50?! They both sound equally bad! Clicks link Ah man, it's the laser one! It's a medical type of video. I have to sit through this! Fisura Anal?! Sees actual video Oh gawd! It's a butthole! Ugh! That's so gross! What is that guy doing?! Cringes in disgust Oh for the love, just stop! Stooooooooop! How long do I have to keep watching?! They haven't even gotten to the laser! It's just focusing on the butthole! Uses his hands to shield certain parts Why do I even have to do a commentary on this?! It's just butthole! All they're doing is prepping the butthole! To think that someone would want to specialize in this part of the medical field! Oh, so now you give out the pain killers. You did all this before the pain killer, that's good. That's real good. Ah! Ah! AH! AH! The laser! How is that?! Oh gawd! No! Ewewewewewew! I think I'm gonna be sick! I'm out! I'm out! Pulls up kitten slide show Oh dear gawd! Why?! Why did I click this one?! If this is any indication of what is to come I am dead! Just put me in the ground so I don't have to subject myself to this torture! Kim! Why would you do this to me?! I am a gentle soul!
*sighs* Man slowly dying on the street while another man beats and impales him with a pole. Drags hands over his face Or funniest arrest ever. Clicks link Oh, it's the arrest. Oh thank goodness. Just watches in silence and then clicks off I am curious as to why he was being arrested. Although, yelling about his penis being out might be a pretty clear indication. The poor man didn't sound like he was completely all there. That was a welcomed relief I gotta say. Man gets into horrific motorcycle accident or man flips onto car on highway. Oh man. Clicks link sees accident and then guy flips onto car and Adrien looks shocked WHAT?! WHAT?! How?! That was both awesome and terrible at the same time! Dude! You got incredibly lucky! No one could pull that off if they tried! Wow! Holy schnikes!
Little foot injury or ten pit bull puppies in a bathtub. Oh please let me get the puppies! I need the puppies! Clicks link. Sees the foot injury. Inhales and then screams Ugh! That is not what I call a little foot injury! Oh my gawd! Cringes in disgust and then clicks off It's weird but I couldn't look away! Why did I keep looking at it?! Ugh! Calms down Okay, I need to move on. Girl eaten alive by toy or girl eaten alive by lions. Clicks link and braces for the worst. Sees girl playing with rainbow tunnel. Awwwww, that's cute! And I love the hand drawn eyes on the tunnel. It's like he feels bad for "eating" the little girl at the end. Thank you girl-eating toy for the respite.
Man removes large tonsil stones, gross. Or puppy removes large bone. Clicks video It's tonsil stones. Sees video ACK! AH! What the heck am I seeing?! That is so gross! Is my mouth actually capable of producing such things?! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! Eeeewwww! Ugh, I think I might actually puke for real this time! Alright! I'm done! Clicks off pulls up eye bleach. I don't think I'm going to be able to eat after this. Moving on! Colorblind child seeing color for the first time or playing with tendons. Clicks link and then recoils in fear, horror and disgust. Hoo! Ugh! Ew! Oh gawd! Is that person even alive?! It's a medical examination table and they're just pulling tendons out of his arm! Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
Hips don't lie or fingertips sliced off. Yeah, these two seem really related. Clicks link, sees woman shaking her hips Oh, I never thought I'd be glad seeing a woman moving her hips like that. Yep, those hips don't lie alright. Next one is, hyena loves belly rubs or lion bites off the...penis...of a buffalo. Cringes and clicks the link Oh no! Nooooooo! Covers eyes I get laws of nature but ah, man! Scoots chair away and screams and now comes back Okay, I think I'm done. No mooooore! Give me the eye bleach please! Pulls up kitten slideshow That went well! My gawd that was an experience. I skipped over some really bad ones because I don't think I am ready for them. Heed my advice and do NOT do this if you want to preserve whatever amount of innocence you have left in this world! Hold on to it for as long as you can! Kim! You gotta do this now because if I can do it then you better, too! So I am signing off here and try to forget what I have seen. Good bye everyone. Gives a small wave.
Wanted to give this a shot and test out this format cause I've got two more that I may do at some point. We'll see. Hope you guys enjoyed this, I used Markiplier's video of the challenge as the base for this and went from there. You can find the video here: /dQV8SNJc15o
Anywho, see you guys later!