ORIGINAL EPISODE: Prank War

Lincoln: [marks April 1st on his calendar; to the viewers] Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. And that can only mean one thing. The April Fools Prank War. What is The April Fools Prank War you ask? It's something Logan and Luan made a long time ago. Let me give you a brief history of it. You see when Logan was little, he used to prank everyone. And i do mean everyone. He was called the King of Pranks but that soon change when Luan came to the picture which threaten his reputation and title. Because of that, they came up with a game to see who can prank people the most and who's got the best pranks. Which give birth to The April Fools Prank War. They been doing that for a long way until Logan was 17 and started getting jobs which temporarily ends the Prank Wars. And by temporarily, i mean it came back after we found out that Logan was having a baby which happen to be Anastasia. At first i thought it was gonna be the same thing when Logan and Luan played it. And boy was i wrong. And by that, i mean Anastasia has token Prank Wars to a whole new level. Instead of targeting me and the others, she targeted Luan as the victim of it due to an incident in which caused Anastasia to hate Luan forever. Don't believe me? Let me show you what i mean.

Lincoln begins showing a montage of Anastasia's evil pranks she did on Luan. First, Anastasia placing matches in Luan's feet when she was taking a nap on the couch and then lights the matches, which caused her to wake up after smelling something burning and finding out it was her feet. Then, she switched Luan's shampoo with a bottle of ketchup. Then, she put a mousetrap in Luan's sandwich when she wasn't looking and Luan bites into the sandwich only to get hit by the mousetrap on her bottom lip. Finally, she replaced a chair from the dining table with a oil lamp. Luan didn't notices it at first but slowly started to when she felt something burning her bottom. Once she found out what it was, well...you know the rest.

The video ends.

Lincoln: See what i mean? After those minor incidents, Luan got fed up by it and decided to attack back. Sounds like a good luck for me and the others, right? Not really. We're not even safe from them. Once you get caught in the crossfire, there is no mercy when it comes to those two. That's why me, my other sisters, and my parents are going to stay in our rooms until the war ends. I wonder what they doing at the moment.

Lincoln hears an explosion in the hallway which was caused by Anastasia, who was heard laughing.

Luan: [enraged; o-s] ANASTASIA!!!

Lincoln: Well, that answer my question.

Outside in the hallway, Anastasia ran away still laughing as Luan ran out of her room with black powder on her face.

Luan: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, ANASTASIA!

Luan went to the bathroom to clean her face to get rid of the black powder only to get caught in another explosion from left by Anastasia. Luan is getting very frustrated by that.

The dining room. Anastasia is eating a bowl of ice cream when she started to realize something isn't right about it.

Anastasia: Why does this taste funny? Now to think about it, why does my face feels funny?

Just then, Anastasia's face becomes extremely swollen and covered in blemish like substances. Anastasia feels this and ran upstairs to look at the bathroom mirror and screams at her hideous reflection. Luan stood by the bathroom door laughing at her.

Luan: I would love to take you bowling, but i see you is a little swollen. [laughs at rimshot] Get it?

Anastasia scowls painfully at Luan's pun.

Minutes later, Luan was sitting in her Jester chair wondering what Anastasia's next prank will be. Just then, Anastasia threw a pie at her face, taunts her and ran away with Luan giving chase. Anastasia ran downstairs and head to the basement; Luan closed the door, put a chair by the doorknob, and ran behind the dining room wall waiting for her trap to work. However, she soon realize nothing has happened and went to check what is going on. She open the door and looks down the basement, failing to see Anastasia holding onto the door as she kicked Luan in the butt causing her to break wire to the trap she made to use in Anastasia or someone else. After kicking Luan down the stairs, Anastasia slammed the basement door, put the chair back under the doorknob, and ran off.

Luan: [rushes back up and banging on the door] HELP! HELP! LET ME OUT!

A explosion caused the basement door to be damage and the chair that was holding the door to go flying off screen. The door slowly open to reveal Luan covered in blue paint and looking annoyed.

Luan: Alright, Anastasia. If you wanna play rough, then i will give you the best prank to end all pranks.

Moments later, Anastasia started to notices that Luan hasn't been seen or heard of after the basement incident. So she went downstairs to find out why and see wonder where she could be.

Anastasia: Huh, that strange. Where she be at? Hmm, oh well, i guess I'm just gonna sit on the couch until she show herself.

And she did just that. However when she sat down on her favorite spot on the couch, Anastasia was launched up to the ceiling by a hidden spring. She falls off the ceiling and leaving a bodyprint it, then she gets socked by a boxing glove on a spring that was connected to the fireplace. The force of impact propels her into the dining room wall by one of the windows in there. Then, Wait flew in from the window with a string and had Geo wrap the string on Anastasia's left ankle and tug on the string, activates it, and sending Anastasia outside where she was hung upside down from a tree.

Luan: [laughs triumphantly] YES! YES! I WON! I WON!

Luan continue to laugh triumphantly which made Anastasia cry, which alerted the others. Luan notices this and stopped laughing.

Luan: Uhh, Anastasia? Are you okay?

Logan came home and sees his daughter hung upside down from the tree in the backyard after hearing her crying and got her down.

Logan: Anastasia, are you okay? What's wrong?

Anastasia: [sniffing] Aunty Luan...she...she hidden a spring inside the middle seat of the couch which launched me up to the ceiling, then had a boxing glove connected to the fireplace and that launched me to the wall by the window in the dining room, then used a snare trap on me... [continues crying]

Logan picked up Anastasia as she wrap her hands around him

Logan: There, there, princess. I got you. [to Luan angrily] I can't believe that you did that, Luan. She is only one year old! How could you do that to her?

Luan: [trying to convert Logan it's a big misunderstanding] Logan, wait! You don't understand!

Logan: You know what? The April Fools' Prank War is officially over and so as normal April Fools' pranks! And you is grounded for the next few months!

Luan: You can't do that! What am i gonna do on April 1st?!

Logan: That is something you can figure out on your own. As for now, you're grounded and that's that.

Logan walks away from Luan with Anastasia who reveal to have been fake crying this entire time as she give Luan an evil grin on her face, leaving Luan in a shocked pose. The camera pans on the other Loud kids who saw what happened from the upstairs windows.

Lincoln: Well, looks like we're safe on April 1st now.

Lori: I won't say that. Let's remember that April 1st is also Easter. Anastasia's other favorite holiday.

Lincoln: [realize that Lori is right] Dang it!

In the attic, Anastasia is sitting on the bed celebrating her victory of the war.

Anastasia: [to the viewers] Man, if only Aunty Luan saw the look on her face when she found out it was a trick. If there's one thing you don't want to do, is to start something with someone like me. Because in the end, i will always find a way to win. Just like i did with Aunty Lola with the fight for the title of Diva. Well, glad that's over and done with. Hmm, i wonder what Aunty Luan is doing.

The camera shifts to Luan cleaning up the dining room as Logan leaves.

Logan: I want the everything clean by the time i get back. And no funny business. [leaves]

Luan: [to the viewers] Well, it was fun while it lasted. [gets hit in the face with a pie that was thrown by Jerry who is laughing at her off screen, much to her annoyance]

Author note: Just a heads up, I am going to be skipping some episodes from season one so i can get done with this season before this year ends. But the episodes that i am going to skip will appear in my other story where Anastasia is in. The episodes that i am skipping is Cereal Offender, Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru, Come Sale Away, Roughing It, The Waiting Game, Dance, Dance Resolution (as I'm going to replace it with a original episode), A Fair to Remember, Funny Business, Snow Bored (debatable), and The Price of Admission. Those are the ones I'm skipping.