ORIGINAL EPISODE: A Walk on the Gothic Side

Author note: So, i was planning on doing the Raw Deal episode, but i decided on skipping on that as well. So instead I'm going to give you a continuation to Dance, Dance Resolution. Hope you'll enjoy it.

The episode begins with Lincoln and his sisters sans Lucy is fighting over the remote.

Lola: I had it first!

Lana: No! I did!

Luna: In your dreams, dudes! It's mine!

Lynn: No! Mine!

Luan: No! Mine!

They continue to fight until they heard the doorbell ringing, which stopped the fight.

Lincoln: I wonder who that could be.

Lincoln answers the door to see Haiku standing there with lightning flashing behind her.

Haiku: Hello, Lincoln. Nice to see you again.

Lincoln: Oh, hey. You're Haiku, right? [Haiku nods] What are you for?

Haiku: I'm here for Lucy and Anastasia.

Lincoln: Lucy is just upst...[realize] Wait, how do you know Anastasia?

Haiku: That's because I'm her...

Anastasia: [o-s] AUNTY HAIKU!!! [ran down the stairs and hugs Haiku] It's so nice to see you again!

Haiku: Nice to see you too. Even though we saw each other a week ago.

Lincoln: Wait a minute, did she just call you aunty?

Haiku: Yes she did. I am her other aunty.

Loud siblings sans Lucy: [shocked] YOU HER AUNTY?!!!

Anastasia: Duh! She's my mommy's little sister.

Lincoln: [surprised] Wow. I never knew you two are related.

Lucy: [o-s] That's because you never asked.

Enter Logan and Lucy.

Logan: Hey, Haiku. How's your sister doing?

Haiku: Well...

A flashback to Haiku telling her sister that she's heading out.

Haiku: Hey, sis. I'm about to head out. Do you want me to bring you something bad?

Haiku slowly open her sister's door a little and looks inside. The room was pitch black so seeing anything is impossible. Just then, Haiku's sister open her eyes and looked at Haiku very upset before grabbing something from behind her back. Haiku knows what her sister is reaching for and closed the door as fast as she can before seeing a knife that she sister threw sticking out of the door after hitting it.

Haiku: I will take that a no. [walks away]

End flashback.

Haiku: Let's just say she's in that mood again.

Logan: Ah, It's that time for her, isn't it?

Haiku: Probably. With the stuff she be doing, i can't tell if she is or isn't.

Logan: Yeah. Your sister can be unpredictable at times. At least for you anyway. So, are you guys ready?

Haiku, Lucy, and Anastasia: You bet.

Lincoln: Where you guys going?

Logan: To the mall.

Leni: [extremely excited] The mall?! Can we come?!

Logan: Sorry, Leni. I'm only taking these three to the mall. I promise i will take some of you guys some other time. Even though Lori could just take you all there herself. Anyway, let's go, you three.

Luna: Wait! Before you three leave, there's something i want to ask the other spooky little girl.

Haiku: What is it?

Luna: You're not insane in the membrane like your sis, are you?

Haiku: No, I'm not. I'm just your typical goth girl. Anything else?

Luna: Nah, dude. I was just checking.

Haiku: Okay.

Logan: Alright you three, let's get moving.

Haiku, Lucy, and Anastasia: Right.

Logan left the house to get the car started with Lucy following behind.

Haiku: Oh, by the way. Thanks for letting me dance with you friend, Clyde. I had a great time yesterday. [leaves]

Anastasia: [upset] We are gonna have a long talk when i get back, Uncle.

Anastasia left the house and slams the door.

Lincoln: That girl scares me.

Luna: Dude, just be lucky it's her and not her mom. I'm telling you, that lady is fear itself.

The scene cuts to Logan and the girls at the mall.

Logan: Okay, girls, I'm going to go watch that new movie that came out in theater. I'll see you three later. [heads out]

Anastasia: Okay, see ya!

Lucy: [to Haiku] Did you bring the money?

Haiku: You know it. I been waiting for this day.

Anastasia: Huh? What are you two talking about?

Lucy: We're talking about you.

Anastasia: Why?

Haiku: Because we are gonna give you a gothic makeover.

Anastasia: Why?

Lucy: Because we wanted to do this ever since you were born

Haiku: But your parents wouldn't allow it to happen. Despite they both are gothic.

Lucy: Well, Logan is actually a part-time goth now these days.

Anastasia: So wait, you two want to give me a gothic makeover, despite my parents won't let you? Why do you two want to risk doing that? You know what they are capable of.

An image of a very angry Logan and a dark shadowy figure looking on also very upset. Anastasia shudder with terror.

Anastasia: Just thinking about that give me goosebumps.

Lucy: She does have a point. How can we give her a gothic makeover without her parents knowing?

Haiku: Well, if we can't give her one, how about we show her the gothic lifestyle instead?

Lucy: Good idea. What do you think, Anastasia?

Anastasia: Whatever it takes to move from this very spot we been standing at for the past few minutes.

Lucy and Haiku smile at each other.

Lucy and Haiku: Excellent.

A few minutes later, Lucy and Haiku took Anastasia to the food court.

Anastasia: [with her mouth full] I am grateful that you two brought me to the food court but why are we here if you're not gonna eat?

Lucy: To show you that.

Lucy pointed at a table with some goth teens are sitting at.

Anastasia: What about them? They're not doing anything but reading books.

Haiku: That's what we goths do. But there's other things we do beside reading books or poetry.

Lucy: We write our own stories and poetry, spend time with other goths, drawing, listening to music, etc etc.

Anastasia: I get that part. But, why do y'all make things seem so boring? I thought all goths are just like my Mom. Then again, my Mom isn't as different than the other goths.

Haiku: Oh, she is. Sure she do the same things every other goths do, but other than that, she's a all different.

Anastasia: I don't know. Maybe the crazy part is different, but I'm sure there are some are crazy.

Haiku: When was the last time you heard at one going around cutting off other girls' hair for talking to their lover?

Anastasia: Touche. Anything else?

Lucy: Actually there is. Next up: clothing style.

Lucy and Haiku took Anastasia to Cold Gothic's.

Anastasia: Cold Gothic, huh? Seems reasonable. I think. Anyway, what are we here for again?

Haiku: To show you what clothing style we wear.

Lucy: Some of us wear long skirts or extravagant dresses or anything from the Victorian era.

Haiku: We also wear dark make-up. Such as dark eyeliner, deep colored lips and eye shadows.

Lucy: Though, some goths like to go bright and over the top. Such as Cyber Goths.

Anastasia: Okay, that makes sense. But what about the other stuff that they wear? Like boots or Accessories like chains, piercings and tattoos, elegant jewelry, chokers, and those weird spikey things i seen my Dad wear sometimes?

Lucy: Yeah. We wear those too.

Haiku: Also, let's get one thing straight. Not all goths wear black. Some wear dark blue, deep purple, red...

Lucy: And pink.

Anastasia: I understand the other colors that were mention, but pink is something i don't see a goth wear.

Lucy: That's because they are rare. I don't think i have seen a goth that wears pink.

Anastasia: You know, i think i did some a character from a show i watched who i think is a goth that kinda remind me of Aunty Lucy and Aunty Lola respectively. But she also wear pink and got blond hair. Just like Aunty Lola.

Lucy: I see.

Haiku: Well now we that's old of the way, let's get to the last two things we like: music and reading.

Anastasia: Umm, can we skip the music part? I don't think i can go through anymore death metal after trying to listen to that genre before. It's too dark for me and that's saying something.

Haiku: Not all goths listen to that one genre. We also listen to EBM, Synyh Pop, Electronic music, New Age, and Classical music.

Anastasia: I know but still. Also, can we skip the reading part too? I think i get the part of that just by watching Aunty Lucy reading or writing her own stories/poetry.

Haiku: If you say so.

Minutes later, Lucy, Haiku, and Anastasia went back to the spot Logan left them at before.

Lucy: Now that you know what goths do, do you want to become one now or some part of your life?

Anastasia: Nah, I'm good. I don't think i will fit that lifestyle. I mean sure both of my parents fit in that and sure i can be a little dark at times. But i don't see myself like that. I think I'm just better off being Royal Woods' Little Psychopath instead. Since that is what i see myself as more.

Lucy and Haiku: Sigh...

Lucy: Just our luck.

Enter Logan.

Logan: Hey, guys. What's up?

Lucy: Oh. Hey, Logan. How was the movie?

Logan: It was okay. It's wasn't what i expected but it will have to do. So, what have you three been up too.

Haiku: Just doing our usual stuff. Nothing new.

Logan: I see. Well, I'm off to get me another choker. I don't know where my other ones be disappearing too. I bet it was Luna who took them since she's the only other person who wears them. [walks off]

Lucy: [to Haiku] What he doesn't know is that I'm the one who keeps taking them.

Haiku: Nice one. Well, looks like our day has ended.

Anastasia: Not quite. There's one more thing that we have to do.

Lucy and Haiku: Oh? What's that?

Anastasia: [with a demonic grin on her face] A little shopping.

Back at the Loud House, Lincoln is seen playing his game when he hears a familiar voice calling out to him.

Anastasia: [o-s] Uncle Lincoln! It's time for our TALK!!! And i got some very useful supplies that's gonna make you talk!

Lincoln: [scared; to the viewers] What did i do to deserve this?