ORIGINAL SPECIAL: Genderswapped! [Part 1]
In Lincoln's room, Lincoln is reading his comic in bed when Lori came in to ask him something.
Lori: Hey, Lincoln. Can i ask you something?
Lincoln: Sure, sis. what is it?
Lori: Well, me and Bobby got a date coming in a few weeks and i just want to know something. [held out two dresses] Which dress should i use? The blue one or the red one? I was gonna ask Logan but knowing the history between him and Bobby, i don't want to risk it.
Lincoln: Hmmm. I say go with the blue dress. It makes more sense than having on red.
Lori: Thanks, little bro. You're the best. [leaves]
Enter Lola.
Lola: Hey, Lincoln. I have a question. Did i use to much mascara or do i need a little more?
Lincoln: Maybe just a little more on your cheek and that should be about it.
Lola: Thanks, Lincoln! [leaves]
Lincoln went back reading his comic book. However, Lucy got on Lincoln's bed without him knowing.
Lucy: Hey, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Ahh! [falls to the ground after getting startled by Lucy]
Lucy: I am working on a new prom but i need a word that rhymes with "see".
Lincoln: A word that rhymes with "see", huh? Hmmmm. Try "knee".
Lucy: That'll work. [writes it down] Thanks, Lincoln. [leaves]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] You might be wondering why I'm helping my sisters with a problem instead of asking them to go ask Logan for help so i can read my comics. Well, it all started with that weird nightmare i had last night where i was sent to a different dimension where i had more brothers and a nephew. Sure the boy version of Anastasia wasn't as mean or rough like the other boys, but my brothers minus Logan is a different story. And don't get me started on that other dimension in which i was a girl. That was weird in its own right. But what I'm telling to say is that, i will never ever complain about having sisters and nieces again. And i hope i will never see my brothers ever again.
Just then, Lincoln hears a something from outside his window before hearing familiar voices.
Leif: [o-s] Hey! This looks like our house! Levi, you lie to us!
Levi: [o-s] No i did not! You idiots was the ones who wasn't listening.
Lincoln: [terrified] Oh no. Please don't tell me that is who i think it is.
Lincoln looks out his window to see the male versions of his sisters.
Loki: Oh yeah? Then tell us where we are, nerd!
Levi: Like i was trying to tell you. This should be the dimension in which our female counterparts are at.
Luke: Then where are they, bruh?!
Levi: How am i supposed to know? Maybe they're in the house or something.
Loki: You better be right, or you will be the next one to get a wedgie.
Levi: Yeah, yeah. Tell me something I don't know.
Lincoln: Please tell me that I'm dreaming. I hope the others hear this.
In the hallway, all the sisters came out of their room after hearing the boys' voices as well.
Lori: Do you guys hear that?
Lynn: It sounds like people are by our house.
Lola: We should investigate.
Lori: Great idea. Everyone outside.
The sisters went downstairs and outside. Lincoln poke his head out to see his sisters are gone.
Lincoln: [to the viewers] I guess they did hear that.
Lincoln left his room and follow his sisters to the side of the house.
Back outside, The Loud boys are still arguing with Levi.
Lexx: This is taking so long! How long are we gonna stay out here?!
Leif: Will you shut up already?! I'm tried of hearing you complaining about every little thing!
Lexx: You want to go, trashy?! Let's go!
Leif pounce on Lexx and the two start fighting while rolling until they bumped to two familiar characters.
Lola and Lana: Hey! Watch where you two are going!
Leif and Lexx looked up to see their female counterparts and starts freaking out.
Leif and Lexx: [at the same time] AAAHH!!! WHO ARE YOU?!!!
Lana and Lola: [at the same time] WHO ARE WE?!! WHO ARE YOU?!!!
Lisa: I think i can answer that. Lana and Lola, these are your male counterparts from a different dimension.
Lana: You're joking, right?
Lola: How are these two are us?
Lisa: That is simple. [to Leif] Hey, you. Do you roll in mud and go through the trash?
Leif: You darn right i do! Though two things are what makes me "me"!
Lisa: Interesting. [to Lexx] And you, do you like to act spoiled and want to be treated royalty?
Lexx: Of course i do! That is what makes me "me"!
Lisa: You see? Told you that they're your male counterparts.
Lana and Lola: Okay, you won. They are us.
Lori: Wait. If those two are the boy versions of Lana and Lola, then would that mean that...?
Lisa: Yep. The other boys here are our male counterparts.
Her sisters sans Lana and Lola strike shocked poses after discovering that the voices they heard was their male versions.
Lori: I can't believe what i just heard.
Lynn: So, wait. What is your guys' name?
Levi: I got this. My name is Levi and these are my brothers. That's Loki: the oldest, That's Loni: The ditzy one, That's Luke: the rockstar wannabe, Lane: the so called comedian, Lynn Jr: the athletic, Lars: the moody one, Leif: the messy one, Lexx: the bratty one, and Leon: the youngest.
Luna: Wow, dudes. I don't know what to say about this.
Luan: Me neither. My mind is blown right about now.
Lincoln: [hysterical] This can't be happening. This can't be real. This can't be happening! This can't be real! [repeats the words several more times]
Lynn: What's his deal?
Lori: I don't know but it's freaking me out.
Loki: Hey! He looks like our sister, Linka!
Loni: Wow! He does look like her!
Lane: Speaking of which, where is Linka?
Linka: [walks with a couple of twigs in her hair] I somehow got sent to a tree a few blocks away after we got here! Thank you for now noticing!
Loud brothers: Sorry, Linka.
Linka: You all better be sorry! Otherwise, i would've-
Linka interpreted herself after looking at Lincoln.
Linka: [surprised] Whoa! Is this my male counterpart? He really does look like me! Only without the long hair, a blouse, a dark blue skirt, and have white earrings.
Lincoln: Can someone please pinch me to see that I'm not dreaming?
Enter Anastasia with a baseball bat, which she use to hit Lincoln's foot.
Lincoln: Ow! I said pinch me! Not hit me in the foot with a baseball bat!
Anastasia: I'm sorry. I didn't hear that with all the sounds of you were making a while ago! What's is going on here anyway?
Lincoln: Well...
Enter Logan.
Logan: Hey, guys. What's going on here? And who are these guys?
Lisa: Let me fill you two in on that. [cuts to Lisa finishing explaining the situation] And that's what is going on.
Logan: Is that so, huh? That's nice. Get lost! [walks away]
Loki: What?! What do you mean get lost?! Who do you think you are?!
Logan: My name is Logan Loud. You got a problem with that?
After hearing that name, the Loud brothers got a few glimpse of their sister of the same name giving them an angry look which made them trembles with fear.
Loki: No. No problems at all.
Logan: Good. Now go back to where you came from and never come back.
Levi: We would, but we don't have enough juice to get back. So we're stuck here until then.
Logan: Is that so? Very well then. Lisa, help the boy version of you so they can leave. Alternate versions of you guys or not, they cannot stay here. They must go. No exception. Now I'm off to work so keep an eye on Anastasia and most importantly these guys. Logan out! [leaves]
Lisa: You heard the man. Let's go.
Levi: Indeed.
Lisa and Levi left to put more energy in the device Levi use to get him and his siblings to their genderswap counterparts' dimension.
Lynn: So, until those two are finish with their thing, do you guys want to hang out?
Boy Lynn: Dang right we do!
Lynn: Alright! Let's go!
Both the Loud sisters and the Loud brothers walks away to spend time with each other.
Lincoln: I still can't believe what i am seeing. This is like a nightmare coming true.
Linka: I know what you mean. But you know what cheers me up? Comic books and video games. Come on. Let's go hang out with each other. [walks away]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] Huh. Maybe it's not such a bad thing. Just as long as the boy versions of my sisters stay away from me, everything will be okay. I mean, what the worst that can happen? [to Linka] Wait up!
Lincoln follows Linka to go to Lincoln's room to read some comics and/or play some games. While that going on, Anastasia is seen leaning on the tree.
Anastasia: So the opposite versions of my aunties and uncle are spending time with them, huh? That's interesting.
???: Interesting, and very regrettable.
Anastasia hears a voice coming from behind the tree.
Anastasia: Huh? Who are you?
Anastasius: My name is Anastasius. I'm the male version of you.
Anastasia: Male version of me, you say? Tell me something, do you challenge the pig of the family for a title of something, hates the joker of the family and wanting to rule the world?
Anastasius: You got me down alright. But the thing that we might have a difference is the fact that i hate all my uncles. From oldest to the very youngest.
Anastasia: I see. So you are that person. Well I'm not here to judge you on that. [sees a familiar device in Anastasius's hand] I see you also made device that can sent you to through different universes, just like mine. That might explain why i didn't see you where your aunt and uncles. But why is that?
Anastasius: Mainly because they thought that i didn't know that they was going to leave my home to escape my mother's wrath. Though i think Aunty Linka got caught in it or something because my mother only target the boys. Now that she is in "that" mood again, the boys decided to leave before the storm strike. That's why I'm here.
Anastasia: To bring them back to your universe?
Anastasius: No. To watch them suffer and to warn you that they will make you family regret meeting them. The boys i mean.
Anastasia: I see. Well if that does happen, i will just have to show them what will happen when people mess with my family. And i know you can't let something like that pass you by.
Anastasius: You got that right. And if that does happen, which i know will happen, i want to help out with that. What do you say, partners?
Anastasia: [with a demonic grin on her face] Partners.
Anastasius: [with a demonic grin on his face] I can't wait for that to happen.
Anastasia: Me too.
Anastasia and Anastasius started laughing evilly as the scene fades to black.
In Lincoln's room.
Linka: [observing Lincoln's room] Wow! Your room looks just like mine room! Only boyish.
Lincoln: Yeah. I still can't believe i am talking to a female version of me.
Linka: I know, right? It's weird.
Lincoln: Tell me about it.
Linka looks at Lincoln's dresser and sees a picture of Lincoln and Clyde on it.
Linka: This must be the male version of my friend. He looks just like her and probably act the same too.
Lincoln: Huh? Oh. You mean Clyde?
Linka: Yep. Just looking at him kinda remind me of the times my friend will act like a robot or have a nose bleed from seeing my older brother. It's really awkward.
Lincoln: I know what you mean. I don't see what it is that makes him like Lori. I think Lori wonder the same thing.
Linka: Yeah... So, want to play some games now?
Lincoln: You bet!
Linka: Cool. Let's play!
Lincoln puts the Muscle Fish game into the console and gives Linka the second controller.
Lincoln: I wonder how our siblings are doing.
Linka: Probably getting along just well as we are.
Cuts to Loki getting tired of hearing Lori talking.
Lori: And i haven't even told you about what my friend said.
Loki: [stopped Lori from talking] I think i get it. I just have one question for you. That Logan person, what's he about?
Lori: What's he about? Hmmm. All i can tell you that he is a ticking time bomb when angry. But overall, he's alright if you stay out of his bad side.
Loki: Hmmm. I see.
Loki looks at Loni who nods at him.
Lori: [phone rings, Lori enters it] Hello? Oh, hi Bobby boo boo bear. Did you miss me? You did? Awww, that is sweet. [to Loki] Excuse me for a moment. I got to take this. [to Bobby] Bobby, you literally can't believe what I about to tell you.
Lori was gonna tell Bobby about Loki and the rest of the genderswap Loud kids until she got knocked out by a tranquilizer dart Loki had in his pocket.
Leni: Lori!
Leni was about to help her sister but she is too got knocked out by a tranquilizer dart from Loni.
Loni: That was easy.
Bobby: [on the other side] Lori? Lori, are you okay?!
Loki: [putting up Lori's phone] That's two down. [hangs up on Bobby, looks out of Lori and Leni's room to see the rest his brothers with evil grins on their faces] One more to go.
The boys looked ahead as the camera pans on Lincoln's door. Back in Lincoln's room, Lincoln and Linka are still the Muscle Fish game together.
Lincoln: Wow. You are really good.
Linka: Thanks. Hey, I'm going to the bathroom to handle my business. Be right back.
Lincoln: Okay.
Linka left to the bathroom to go pee. A few minutes went by and Linka has yet to return.
Lincoln: Linka haven't come back yet. I hope she is ok.
Just then, his door opens.
Lincoln: Huh? Oh. You're Linka's brothers, right? What's up and what is that in your hand?
Suddenly, one of the brothers shot a tranquilizer dart at Lincoln which knocked him out.
Loki: Mission completed.
Loki and his brothers started laughing maniacally as Lincoln's eyes slowly closed.
A moment later, Lincoln started to wake up after being tranquiled.
Lincoln: What happened? Where am i?
Lane: Where do you think you are? You're in the basement.
Lincoln looked up and see the Loud brothers looking down at him with the demonic grin from before. Lincoln tries to move but soon finds out that he can't due to him being tied up.
Lincoln: Why? Why are you doing this?
Luke: Simple really. We are only doing so we can take over your house.
Lincoln: But why? Don't you got a home like this in your universe?!
Lars: We do. However, there's a price for living there.
Loki: You see. Where we from, we got a older sister who shares the same name as your older brother. And she is going to a "mood" again and she gets really bossy and very violent in that state.
Lexx: Not to mention her rude but also violent son of her. He gives me more of a creep than Lars does. And that's really saying something.
Leif: And let's not forget that he hates every last one of us except for Linka of course. favoritism.
Loki: So frankly, we are here to get away from those two and to take over your house for the meantime.
Levi: But first, we will have to deal with the genderswap versions of our older sister and our only nephew.
Loni: And there's nothing you or your sisters can do about it! [starts laughing with his brothers]
Lincoln: If you think you can take on Logan and Anastasia, you are sadly mistaking! They will mop the floors with you guys!
Loki: You heard that, boys? He thinks that those two can beat us.
Boy Lynn: Not what we got planned for them they're not!
Brothers: Yeah! [laughs then walked back upstairs]
Loki: Enjoy your new life in the basement!
Lincoln: No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loki closed the door as the scene fades to black.
