Study Muffin

In the living room, Logan taking a nap on the couch with a sport magazine on his face. Just then, the doorbell rings and Lincoln answers it to find a good looking fellow at the door.

Hugh: Um...beg your pardon. Is this the Loud residence?

Lincoln: Yep. You musy be my tutor. I'm Lincoln.

Hugh: I'm Hugh. Quite chuffed to meet you.

Lincoln: Uh...the chuff is all mine. Come on in.

They both head inside and Hugh notices Logan on the couch.

Hugh: Who's that?

Lincoln: Oh. That's my older brother. He's got a really bad temper if rub the wrong way.

Hugh: That sounds like someone i know.

In the backyard, a portal opens up and Anastasia came out from it.

Anastasia: Note to self: If you ever going to a different dimension with crazy people or dangerous animals or something, always bring a weapon or two. If i have any. I need to get something to drink.

Anastasia went in the house, goes through the fridge and got her sippy cup and begin drinking from it

Anastasia: Alright! Apple juice, my favorite!

As Anastasia is drinking apple juice from her sippy cup, she hears something coming from the dining room.

Anastasia: What is that is noise? Seriously, what is going on in there?

Anastasia walked to the dining room and see all her aunties surrounding someone.

Sisters: [infatuated] Ba...ba...ba...

Anastasia: What are you lowlife... [she pauses as she looks at Hugh]

Hugh: [looks at Anastasia] Well, aren't you just adorable.

Anastasia: [drops her sippy cup, infatuated] Helloooooo, Doctor!

Lincoln: [annoyed] Could you guys please get of here? We're trying to study.

Lola: It's a free country, Lincoln. [stands next to Hugh] We can stand where we want to.

Lana: [cuts in front of Lola] I'm standing here!

Lola: The heck you are!

The twins start fighting by flailing their hands at each other.

Lana: You're blocking my view!

Lola: You're blocking my Hugh!

The girls start marching toward Hugh who backs up into a corner.

Lori: Out of my way!

Anastasia: No! Get out of my way!

Hugh: [nervous] Oh my word. There's quite a few of you. Friendly lot.

The girls get closer with Luna hopping and flailing her tongue up front. Jerry sees this and went to the couch toto wake up Logan.

Logan: [waking up] Huh? Jerry? What is it? [hears commotion in the dining room] What is all that noise?

Logan got up from the couch and went to the dining room to see all of his sisters and Anastasia cornering someone.

Logan: Hey! What's going on here?!

Lincoln: I was trying to get some help from my tutor when they all showed up and trying to ruining it!

Lola: That's not true! We just wanted meet Lincoln's tutor. [heart shaped iris out]

Logan: [upset] Okay, girls, outside now!

Girls: But...

Logan: [enraged] OUTSIDE NOW!!!

The girls all ran outside in fear.

Logan: That should take good care of that.

Hugh: Logan?

Logan: Hugh? Oh, shoot, what's good, dude?! Haven't seen you in years! [fist bumped Hugh]

Hugh: Same goes for you too, mate! So, were those girls your sisters?

Logan: Ten of them are. The one with the white hair is my daughter.

Hugh: I see.

Logan: Yep. So, you might be my little brother's tutor.

Hugh: Indeed i am, my good sir.

Lincoln: Wait. You two know each other?

Logan: Of course, little bro. Me and Hugh used to go to the same school together. He was a high school senior and i was a high school sophomore. We used to hang out a lot back then. Until he graduated and went to college and left me to suffer high school by myself, sadly. We would've stay in touch, if someone uses social media! But luckily, i had my girlfriend there going through the struggle of high school.

Hugh: Sorry, Logan. But i don't see the point on using social media. You know that, right?

Logan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Anyway, I'm going to let you help my bro study. Nice seeing you again, Hugh.

Hugh: Same goes for you too.

Logan leaves.

Lincoln: Come on, let's go to the living room to study more.

Hugh: Indeed.

[The living room]

Lincoln: Sorry about the girls. They're not usually like this.

Hugh: Oh, it's no bother. They seem like very spirited young ladies.

There's a banging at the window and it's revealed to be the girls looking through the window. Luan has her camera to film Hugh.

Lynn: Get out of my way!

Leni: You're blocking my Hugh!

Anastasia: You mean "my" Hugh!

Their behavior enrages Lincoln and he closes the curtain on them so he can resume his studies. Logan enters the living room with an apple in his hand.

Logan: Let me guess, it's the girls again, isn't it?

Lincoln: [irritated] Yes it is. [to Hugh] As i was saying, sorry about the-

A periscope comes in with one of the girls peeping in and Logan shoves it back up, hitting the peeping sister.

Lola: OW! MY EYE!

Logan: THAT'S WHAT YOU DID FOR PEEPING, LOLA!

Lincoln: Logan, i can it be best if you stay with us. Just in case.

Logan: Way ahead of you, little bro. I think it's best if we go upstairs.

Lincoln: Great idea, Logan.

Lincoln and Hugh go upstairs to get away from the girls. Logan poke his head in the fireplace after hearing whispering.

Logan: YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE PLANNING SOMETHING UP THERE! OR YOU'LL GONNA GET IT!!!

Logan follow Lincoln and Hugh up the stairs.

Logan: Okay, the girls shouldn't be a problem at the moment. Now you two can finally continue doing your- [he pleases as he looks in front of him; facepalmed] You have got to be kidding me! Dad, what are you doing?!

Lynn Sr.: [in a faux British accent] Just havin' a spot of fun. Aren't we, mate?

Hugh: [uncomfortable] Ah, yes. Cheers.

Logan: [shaking his head] This is embarrassing.

Enter Lori.

Lori: Oh, Hugh. My window is literally stuck and i need someone very strong to open it. [takes Hugh away from her Dad, who doesn't even notice]

Lynn Sr.: [humming] Hmm, hmm...fish and chips.

Lincoln sighs at this sight. In Loriand Leni's room, Hugh opens the not-so-stuck window.

Hugh: There you are, love. Right as rain.

Lori: [amorous] Wow. I bet you work out a lot, huh?

Hugh: Well, i did do a spot crew in fifth form.

Lori: I like all your forms. [fawns awkwardly]

Lincoln sighs again. Enter Lisa.

Lisa: I need to borrow Hugh for a second. I'm tutoring Lola and Anastasia.

Lincoln: What?

Hugh: Glad to help. What's the subject?

Lisa stares at him with a creepy smile and makes a creepy giggle to go along with it. Cut to Lola and Anastasia's tutoring session.

Lisa: [showing Hugh's abdomen] This is called a rectus abdominis. Otherwise known as a six pack.

Hugh: [embarrassed] Oh, i say! [pulls his shirt down]

Lisa: Now, if you'll turn around, I'll point out the gluteus maximus.

The rest of the girls charge in and they and Lola and Anastasia squealsqueal enticingly.

Hugh: [frightened] Really? But this is most-

Logan: [Fed up] All right, That's it. Lincoln, take Hugh to the attic. I'm gonna have talk with the girls.

Lincoln: Okay. Thanks for the help, Logan. We really appreciate it. [takes Hugh away]

As they leave, Lori gets a quick snapshot of Hugh's butt without Logan knowing.

Logan: Now as for you guys. I can't believe what I am witnessing. All you girls are going bonkers over a guy who is way older than all of you. I want all of you to stop this right no- [reveals that the girls left the room without him knowing, causing him to get furious] YOU HAVE TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!

[The attic]

Lincoln: Sorry about this. It's the only place we'll get any privacy. It's a bit dark, but there's a lamp right here.

Lincoln turns on the light and Lucy is right there from the shadowy corner, startling them.

Lucy: Hi, Hugh. I wrote a poem about you. Hugh. Wavy hair. Mysterious eyes. Pretty cool for a living guy. Hugh.

Enter Lynn Sr. now wearing a royal guard hat.

Lynn Sr.: [in his accent] 'Ello, governor! Picked this up at ye olde Buckingham Palace gift shoppe.

Enter Lola who pushes her family members aside.

Lola: EVERYBODY OUT! [gets out her tea party set] It's tea time for me and Hugh. I made yours without sugar, causw you're already sweet. [giggles and flutters her eyelashes]

Just then, Logan enters the attic not very happy.

Lincoln: [concerned] Are you alright, Logan?

Logan: I'm... [control himself] I'm fine. Let's just get you two somewhere more quietly. [takes Lincoln and Hugh away]

Lucy: Is it just me or was Logan was about to blow?

Lisa: It's probably nothing.

Charles' Doghouse. Logan is guarding the doghouse to make sure the girls nor his Dad enters it while Lincoln and Hugh are inside it.

Lincoln: Okay, i highly doubt anyone's gonna bother us here.

Lincoln looks over there as Lana is in the doghouse drinking water with Charles.

Lana: [notices Hugh and waves flirtatiously] Oh, hi, Hughie.

Charles gets up on Hugh and licks his face.

Anastasia: Guys! He's in the doghouse!

The rest of the girls, Lynn Sr., Walt and Cliff all rush to the doghouse, knocking Logan down and getting stuck in the hole, begging for Hugh to join them, leaving him in a panic.

Hugh: Aah! This again!

This commotion ultimately destroys Charles' doghouse.

Logan and Lincoln: [furious] ALRIGHT! FAMILY MEETING!

Lincoln: [to Hugh] Back in a jiff.

Family meeting in the living room.

Lincoln: You guys are unbelievable. The minute a good-looking guy with an accent shows up, you all go completely bonkers.

Leni: [in denial] That is so not true! [reveals to be wearing a sweater dedicated to Hugh] I've got these Hugh sweaters in small, medium, and large.

Girls and Lynn Sr.: Ooh!

Logan: This is ridiculous. This has to end right now. If you guys continue to do this, Lincoln will end up flunking the fifth grade! Do you guys want that to happen?

Girls: No, we don't.

Lincoln: Then it's settled. From now on, Hugh is off limits.

The girls all complain at Lincoln's decision and walk away disappointed.

Lynn Sr.: [in accent] Now, girls, you heard Lincoln.

Logan: That excludes you too, Dad. Get lost, old man.

Lynn Sr.: [disappointed] Oh.

He and the pets leave upset and Walt poops on both Logan and Lincoln in retaliation.

Lincoln: Ugh!

Logan: Lincoln. Next time you want someone to help you with your studies, ask for my help instead of asking for college students to help you. Because this was ridiculous.

Lincoln: Yeah. I'll remember that.

Minutes later, Anastasia is seen in the dining room talking to Jerry about Lincoln's decision.

Anastasia: Who do he think he is? Telling me to keep away from Hugh so he can "study". He just hogging him for himself. I don't care if he flunked the fifth grade, i want my Hugh! [Jerry shake his head in disappointment and got off the table] Huh? Where are you going, Jerry?

Jerry went to his mousehole and came back out with a picture of something and hands it to Anastasia.

Anastasia: Is this the picture of me and David? Why are you giving me this for? You know you can't bring this out when my Dad is here. He will filp his mind if he finds- [pleases as she looks at the picture of her and David on it; infatuated] My sweet babboo. [heart shaped iris out]

Jerry smilies as his human best friend is now distracted by the picture. However, that was short-lived when they saw Hugh making a run for it with her grandpa and aunties behind him.

Anastasia: [confused] What's going on?

Luna: Hugh's making a run for it!

Anastasia: What?!

Luna ran out the door to join up with her family as Anastasia struggles to decide if she want to join the others to get Hugh back, or continue looking at the picture.

Anastasia: Ugh! I'm sorry, my sweet babboo!

Anastasia kissed the picture and joined the other in the chase, leaving Jerry disappointed once again.

Girls: NO / You can't leave! / I want a lock of your hair! / MARRY ME!!!

Just then, Logan lasso his father and the girls away from Hugh so he can escape.

Girls and Lynn Sr.: [devastated] NOOOOOOOO!!!

Afternoon, Lincoln returns home from school with a despondent look on his face.

Lynn: How'd the test go, bro? You ace it?

Lincoln: No! I got an F! [slumps on the floor]

Luan: [looks at the test] Oh, and a frowny face. That's cold! [pulls out a phone] I know just Hugh to call! [laughs] Get it?

The girls start fighting over who should call him.

Lana: I'm calling Hugh!

Lola: No, me!

Lori: I'm calling Hugh!

Anastasia: No, i am!

Lincoln: I don't get it. I thought i knew all the answers. [sighs] Ms. DiMartino is definitely gonna flunk me now.

The girls cease their fight.

Lynn: Wait. Ms. DiMartino?

Logan: [o-s] Ms. DiMartino?! [runs down the stairs with a towal wrap around his waist] Did you say Mr. DiMartino?

Lincoln: Yeah. She's been our substitute teacher since Mrs. Johnson broke her leg riding a mechanical bull.

Luna: Dude, no wonder you're failing. Ms. D is so smokin', guys go completely bonkers around her.

Lori: Yeah. Even Bobby nearly flunked because of her. Of course, that was BL: Before Lori. [grimly] Or he never would have noticed her.

Logan: And i almost flunked the sixth grade because of her. Of course, she was my second crush when i was 12 years old but still.

Anastasia: And i was the nicest girl at daycare because of her. Her looks and the way she talk was the only thing that kept me focus and stay on the good side. [sighs] Shame she went back to being a substitute teacher. I really miss her. [realize what Logan said] Wait, if Ms. DiMartino is your second crush, then who's your first?

Logan: Mrs. Santiago.

Lori: [surprised] Mrs. Santiago? She was your first crush?

Logan: Yep. It happened when Mom took me to the hospital for my check up. After that, i kept injuring myself just so i can see her again. That was until Mom started to putting the puzzle together and all that stuff. Anastasia, don't tell you mother that. Is already bad enough she think that she's my second crush when she is actually the third.

Anastasia: Well do, Dad. [to Lincoln] But yeah, Ms. DiMartino is so smokin' like Aunty Luna said.

Lincoln: But that couldn't happen to me! [thinking] Could it?

A flashback to Ms. DiMartino preparing for her first day as the substitute for Mrs. Johnson's class.

Girl Jordan: Hi, Ms. DiMartino!

Enter Lincoln walking by, captivated.

Lincoln: Ba...ba...ba... [walks into a locker door]

In class, Zach gives Ms. DiMartino an apple with a heart-shaped balloon tied to its stem. Rusty gives her a bonsai tree trimmed like a heart. Lincoln gives her a fruit basket dedicated to the state of Michigan. Lincoln is sharpening his pencil while being distracted by Ms. DiMartino's beauty. He sharpens his pencil down so much, it's stubby now. It happened to a lot of his pencils. Ms. DiMartino is writing down the French term for "to love", Aimer, and how to conjugate it.

Aimer/To Love

J'aime

Tu aimes

Il aime

Nous aimons

Vous Aimez

Ils aiment

Ms. DiMartino: Let's conjugate the French verb, "Aimer", to love. J'aime, tu aimes, il aime, nous aimons...

The boys are too busy ogling and drooling over her to pay attention. At lunchtime in the cafeteria, Lincoln and his friends all look at her and wander into the trashcan.

Liam: Oh! Found my retainer!

The class is taking a test.

Ms. DiMartino: You'll have one hour to complete your test. Eyes on your own paper.

During the test, Lincoln fills in his test with a big heart.

End flashback.

Lincoln: [realizes] Holy shmoly! You guys are right! I do go completely bonkers around Ms. DiMartino. Just like you guys did around Hugh.

The girls are all wearing Hugh sweaters.

Leni: I don't know why you keep saying that. By the way, if Hugh and i ever got married and had a baby... [shows an online baby picture she made] ...here's what it would look like.

Lisa: Oh, Leni, you're delusional. Because I'm gonna marry him, and our progeny is gonna look like this. [shows her online baby]

Anastasia: Ladies please. I'm gonna be the one who will marry him, and our little madness is gonna look like this. [shows her online baby]

The girls start fighting again, this time over who will marry Hugh. Logan just facepalmed at this sight.

Lincoln: Guys, you gotta help me! I don't wanna flunk fifth grade! Clyde could end up as a tattooed litterbug!

The girls stop again and are puzzled by what he said.

Lincoln: It made sense when he said it.

Luan: Maybe you can get Ms. DiMartino to let you retake the test.

Lincoln: But as long as she's anywhere near me, I'm still gonna blow it!

Logan: Well, i think the best solution is to remove her from your field of vision. Lisa, would you mind taking Lori's phone for the moment?

Lisa: Well do, oldest sibling. [takes Lori's phone with a picture of Hugh as its wallpaper which she makes that towards it and hands it to Logan]

Logan: Lori, what is Bobby's full name?

Lori: Roberto Alejandro Martinez- [gets shown the Hugh picture and fawns over it; Logan pulls it back] Roberto Alejandro- [gets shown it and fawns again; it's pulled back] Roberto- [shown and fawning again]

Logan: And now to delete.

Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Anastasia: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Logan deletes the Hugh image which is now replaced with a picture of Lori taking a duckface selfie.

Lori: [shakes her head and comes to her senses] Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, Jr.

Logan: Case closed.

Lincoln: Got it. [leaves]

Lisa: Don't worry, guys. I have more photos of Hugh saved in the cloud.

Logan: Not if i deleted all of them, you don't.

Lori: Logan, did i mention that Mrs. Santiago is Bobby's mother? So if you delete those photos, i will tell his mother that you been a jerk to him.

Logan: Is that so? Well then, let's see how Bobby will feel when i tell him that you is crushing and fawning on another dude.

Lori: [beat] Alright. Go ahead and delete the photos.

The girls look at Lori, shocked.

Lori: [sad] Sorry, guys. But i can't have Bobby finding out about this.

Anastasia: We understand, Aunty Lori.

That night, Logan is laying on his bed looking at something on his laptop while Anastasia is sleeping. Enter Lincoln.

Lincoln: Hey, Logan. I just wanna thank you for the help you did today. So it wasn't successful, but it was really worth it.

Logan: Anytime, Lincoln. Just remember to ask to help you with your studies next time.

Lincoln: I will. Well, goodnight, Logan. [he exits]

Logan: Night, little bro. [to Anastasia] Night, my little princess.

Logan turn off this laptop and went to sleep. Just as he fell asleep, Anastasia woke up and pull out her phone with a picture of Hugh as its wallpaper.

Anastasia: Night, my sweet prince. [heart shaped iris out once again]

Author note: So, two things that occur to me. 1: That this could be the first chapter in which Anastasia got the less screen time as her father got the most. And 2: I wonder how Lilo and Linda will act like when they meet Hugh for the first time. Well, i will know when i write this chapter for that story.