Chapter Twenty Nine: Big Bang Theory

Disclaimer: I do not own Eyeshield 21.

We're Having A Baby Arc: 2/2

Song Playing: Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous

Theme 93: Celebrate

The former manager of the Devilbats sat at the table that resided in her kitchen and quickly started dialing numbers on her cell phone. She didn't have to wait long before a familiar voice answered on the other end. "Hey, Suzuna. It's Mamori... nice to talk to you too... I would love a girl's night out... next week's fine. Listen I called because I have something important I need to tell you... no Youichi hasn't been arrested. It's good news... I'm-"

KABOOM!

"Suzuna?" The auburn haired woman didn't even flinch at the sound of a loud explosion. "You couldn't hear me? I said I'm-"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

This time the quarter-American plugged her other ear and raised her voice. "I said I'm-!"

CRASH!

"Just a minute." Mamori rose from her seat and made her way to the back door. Opening it she stuck her head outside and turned her head to where a certain blond ex-quarterback was shooting off generous amounts of artillery and fireworks. A grin that went way beyond crazed delight was present on his face. "Youichi! You've been doing that all morning! I know you want to celebrate but I need to talk to Suzuna! Would it kill you to be quiet for ten seconds?"

The blond paused in his merriment and looked at his watch. "You've got five."

Not wasting a moment she returned to her conversation. "I said I'm pregnant."

She had barely gotten the words out of her mouth when the biggest firework yet was lit and exploding in the sky followed almost immediately by a friendly fired rain of bullets and manic laughter. "Ya-ha!"