My guys! You already know I'm sorry for the wait, I just finished a really big one shot but it's alright because I finally updated this. I appreciate you guys for sticking with me and showing these two characters some love. Also I might go into edit mode and spell all the 'Soldiers' correctly or I might just leave it just as a reminder of how stupid this author is :D. Enjoy the story my guys.
"I did not lose to you! There is no way I lost to the likes of you. "
"Yes you did! The look on your face was that of pure defeat. I've finally bested you and there's nonthing you can say against it."
The two warriors were in another disagreement. It was usual for them to try and prove the other wrong when this occurred but the topic of this argument was one of importance.
All Soldier could do was stand there and deny the very thing he tried to avoid.
Losing to Pharah.
"You did not best me! I was tired and you took advantage! Expected of a coward like you to use sneaky tactics!"
"Sneaky tactics that you should already be used too. The look on your face when you saw my fake tears will be a memory to have."
"Wait! You were faking this whole time!?"
She chuckled as she took sips from her fruit punch without answering his question. Nonthing tasted sweeter than this right now, her favorite drink and a whimpering opponent .
"Aww you even got the drink I wanted. Your so sweet when you want to be honey."
"Stop taunting me or I will take it back from you cupcake."
"My you sound so tense. Here, let me help you since you got me something."
She said as she got up from her seat and walked towards Soldier. He took a battle stance as she got closer towards him, he was preparing himself for anything that will come his way.
The two knew they were at war but they were fighting in unknown territory. Pharah and Soldier were a bit clueless of what they were doing but were going to take this challenge head on.
"Back off, I don't need any help especially from you!"
"Why are you being so defensive? I'm just trying to resume what I started. I said I was going to repay didn't I?"
She said with a coy smirk and her hands up to show peace. Soldier knew she was enjoying this way too much. He was still furious over the fact that he played into game so now he needs to find a way to win this somehow.
"Gotcha!" She thought as she stuck while he was distracted.
His thoughts were interrupted as he felt familiar pressure on neck and shoulders. He already knew who was responsible from how the hands felt around his upper body. He could practically feel the smug smile on her face.
"Let go Pharah! I said I was finnnne."
Her contact had such an effect on him. Her massages were so firm and strong that it made him stretch his words due to how relaxing her massage was.
"If you want me to let go..."
She brought her face close to his ear with her signature smirk.
"Then make me."
She said as she started to increase the intensity. How her fingers moved along his back and muscles were just heavenly. As much as he wanted to swat her hands away, the feeling was too good to even think about doing something like that. She was slowly starting to gain control as he was beginning to lose his senses.
"Well, I'm waiting for you to stop me but your not resisting... could it be that you actually enjoy what I'm doing?"
Pharah was enjoying this immensely. Having Soldier under her control was a feeling she'll never get tired of. She could feel another victory if she keeps up the pressure.
"Just a little more and he'll be eating out of my hand."
Soldier could not allow that.
With all of his remaining strength, he did something he never though he would stoop too. But the saying rings true as always; 'All's fair in hate and war.' He thinks that's how that went.
He finally turned around and clasped both of her hands in his with great speed. She was shocked because she expected him to either remove her hands entirely or allowed her to continue., she didn't expect him to do all of this. With both of their hands clasped together, he took a knee. Pharah's heartbeat began to slyrocket as she saw the scene unfolding in front of her.
"He can't be doing what I think he's doing!"
She thought to herself as she locked eyes with Soldier. She never really expected this to happen to her, especially with him taking the initiative. The real question was should she accept it or deny it. He's a complete psycho with moronic tendencies but he was also a loyal and strong soldier. Was she completely sure of becoming his significant other? What will happen to their job? How will their offspring turn out? Why was she thinking about all of this in the first place. As she was bombarded with rampant thoughts running through her head, Soldier finally broke the silence. Pharah can only guess from what's going to come out of his mouth.
"Pharah.."
"Soldier?"
"I love someone else..."
Somewhere else
"C'mon ya slippery weasel..just a bit more to the bloody left so I can pack up and go home."
The mercs marksman was doing his daily hunts to make sure his aim was sharp. His target was a male deer of average build and height, perfect to show off to his allies. His sights was almost aligned as his finger calmly squeezed the trigger. This was going to be a clean kill, he could feel it.
"There we go almos-"
SMASH!!!!
A resounding sound echoed through his hunting grounds and target fled away. Sniper was beyond pissed about his missed prey but was more confused of the sound that occurred.
"What the bloody hell was that!?!"
Angry and confused, the marksman packed up and went back to the base to his lookout. He'll hunt another day.
On the track outside the base
"Don't you think it's a bit late to be havin a race buddy?"
"Well, you could back out...but that'll mean I'm the most awsome person in this base so-"
"As if! I'm the most awsome person on base! All your going to be seeing is my blue blur love."
"And all your going to be eating is my dust! Hope you enjoy being the second awsome person on base!"
"You sound pretty confident. Loser has to buy the winner lunch then. I can almost taste my fish and chips!"
"Deal!"
The usaual competitive banter were coming from the two runners of the base. Scout and Tracer were always racing to see who was the fastest. The win rates were fifty-fifty and they were looking to change it today. The two quickly got into position on the track with an abundant amount of energy. As the two were preparing their race, Tracer inquired about something.
"Wait... how do we know when to exactly start?"
"Uhhh... I actually didn't think that fa-"
CRASH!!
The two quicksters were startled by the sound that traversed through the track. They could only imagine what caused such a noise as they searched for the source.
"Golly! What do you suppose made that sound?"
"Don't know but I'll take it so I'll see you at the finish line! I like my sandwiches toasted by the way."
He said as quickly sprinted to gain a lead on her.
"Why are you always doing that!"
She said as she quickly blinked towards him. The race has finally begun as the two ban to move at break neck speed.
In the medical bay
"Now to test my... I mean our grand experiment! I couldn't have completed it so quickly with out you Mercy. You have been a valuable assistant."
Medic said which drawn out a blush from Dr. Zielger. The two doctors were finally finished with the elixir that medic was working on. With their combined efforts, they were able to finish it at a timely pace and with some added modifications, make it better. The two have also gotten a bit closer during their time together. Who knew they would have so much in common.
The two smiled at their glorious invention. They were looking forward to how this creation could benefit their team in man-
BANG!!
The loud noise startled the two which caused Medic to drop the important serum. It crashed to the ground with the red liquid changing to a ghastly black. After a few seconds it started to corrode the floor below it.
Medic and Mercy stood the rook king at their hours of work destroyed in a matter of seconds.
sniff*
Mercy was too familiar with that sound.
Medic got on his knees and began to cry with mercy coming to his aid. She patted him on the back while saying comforting words.
"It's ok... shhh we'll just make another one. There's no need to be upset. Calm down, I'm here to help."
"I-I just *sniff* I just want to make our lives easier!"
"I know...I know."
She said as she pulled him in a motherly embrace.
The two stood in that position for an unknown amount of time but one question bothered both of them.
Where did that noise come from?
In the Technicians room
Engineer and Symmetra were both working on their gadgets so they could be more efficient in the field. As they tinkered away at their sentries, they couldn't help but talk about their brilliant plan and the success it had.
"That was a brilliant idea you had Symmetra. I wouldn't have even thought off that."
"I appreciate the praise but you also played a huge part in it Engineer."
"Well...I don't think that I actually did that much to be honest with ya."
"So modest. One of the reasons I like you Dell."
The two were completely satisfied with the results of their plan. Now all they had to do was wai-
SMASH!!
The two were brought out of their thoughts as they saw a dent that resembled the face of Soldier. The two could only imagine what's going on the other room.
"You don't think our plan worked a little too well you think?"
"I hope not. We might need more than mercy if that keeps up."
The two technicians simply prayed and hoped that they don't kill each other.
In the Soldiers room
Soldier was know to power through dangers and pain. His role as a soldier meant he has to endure what was considered unbearable. He's been through a lot of danger but never has he ever seen the wrath of his roommate. He doesn't know how long he can go on for.
He groaned as he felt the pain he was trying to hold in.
He did a mental check of his injuries as he lied limp on the floor. As far as he can tell, everything was either broken or bent out of place. As he wondered if what he did to get a reaction was a good idea or not, he found himself hoisted by his shirt and locked eyes with his slightly injured aggressor. The glare she gave him was so intense that he could've felt himself shake if his bones weren't broken. He tried his best to remember what set her off.
"Tell me who is it that you love or I swear, I will tear you apart and mercy will put you back together so I can do it again you moronic simpleton!!!"
Oh yeah. After hearing those words, he softly chuckled which slowly built up to a small laugh. Pharah was not in the mood for his games as she shook him a bit.
"I never knew dead man could laugh! What's got you so giddy moron?"
He would have answered clearly if his teeth weren't misaligned. His answer was covered by gurgles and spats of blood. Pharah was growing very impatient with him as her grasp strengthened.
"Tell me now!"
"Am...Am.."
"Am what! Spill it!"
"Amer...America..."
And after those uttered words, a smile graced Soldier's face as he fell into unconscious. Pharah finally started to calm down from that ridiculous answer and observe the scene in front of her. She couldn't believe the amount of damage she has done to the room along with her roommate.
"Oh no.. what have I done."
Throughout all that has happened, there was only one thing that she was not looking forward too. The one thing she refused to let happen while she was still here. She could hear it now.
She didn't want to but she had too.
In the medical bay
"I WIN!!! I AM THE VICTOR ONCE AGAIN SOFTIE
"Keep talking and you might stay here you idiot!"
The two warriors reported straight to the medical bay to repair Soldier and give a bit of aid to herself as well. The medic was the only one available since mercy was out attending to someone else. As he was healing Soldier, he decided to figure out what happened.
"So, if I'm not being nosy, what exactly happened to my comrade rocket lady? Was my comrade bothering you too much?"
"WHY ARE YOU ASKING HER!?! I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS INJURED!!"
"Shut up idiot. Anyway, me and Soldier had a disagreement in some sorts."
"THE SORT MEANING YOU BEING JEA-OOF!"
Before he was able to finish his sentence, she quickly elbowed him as she finished the story.
"As I was saying, we had a disagreement which led to a fight which produced the results before you."
"So what matters were so important that caused you to injure him to vhis magnitude? Soldier sustains a lot of injuries but it seems like you were trying to kill him."
"WHICH SHE IS UNABLE TO DO CAUSE SHE IS TOO SOFT! GO AHEAD AND SAY YOUR REASON SO I CAN CONFIRM MY VICTORY OVER YOU!"
Pharah was trying her best not to explain why she injured him in that way. Last thing she wanted to do was prove his point which practically gives the victory to him. She had only one option left that would save her pride. She was still at war with Soldier and she would be damned if she just lets him win. There was no way she was just going to let him win so easily.
She swallowed her pride as a blush touched her face. She prepared herself for what she was about to say.
"The matter that we fought over was because he cheated on me. He said he loved someone else when he was already in a relationship with me."
Medic was a bit shocked to hear this revelation. That saying basically confirms their theories on the two warriors strange behaviors.
"Really? That explains so much."
"SEE!! I TOLD YOU MEDIC! JEALOUSY ALL OVER HE- WAIT WHAT!!"
Medic continued his questioning.
"So you two have been together secretly I assume?"
Soldier could not believe what he was hearing. He had to stop this immediately.
"ABSOLUTELY N-"
She quickly wrapped her arms around Soldier, practically squeezing him to death with a lovers embrace.
"Yes! We've been in this relationship for a few weeks now. However, I caught him messing around with Symmetra today which made me very upset. Only a coward would refuse his responsibility, right Honey?"
Soldier knew that if he backed down he would lose this battle. He already gained some momentum so he didn't want to lose it so easily. He played right into her tricks again. If he was going down, he might as well take her with him.
"So is this true Soldier?"
"...YES, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH SYMMETRA IN A WAY THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED AS CHEATING."
'I knew he wouldn't back down.'
"BUT I WAS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON ME FIRST WITH ENGINEER!"
"WHAT!?"
"Oh ho, this is getting interesting. Let me sit down for the rest."
He said as he took a seat and listen to the rest of the story. Pharah couldn't believe he would just take her lie and put another on top of it to make her out as the initiator of this.
"You can't be serious right now!"
"BUT I AM, YOU ALREADY KNOW I LIVE BY ABRAHAMS LINCOLN'S MOTTO, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE.'-"
"Wrong person moron."
"ANYWAY, YOU CHEATED ON ME FIRST WHEN I SAW YOU HUGGING ALL OVER HIM. SO ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH OR ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO ADMIT IT!"
Pharah knew she couldn't back down from that statement. She did expect him to put up a fight but she didn't know he was going to play like this. The two warriors glared each other down as they tried to figure out there next move in this situation. Then they both had idea on moving forward.
"Well, how about I take you out for tonight to show how sorry I am honey?"
"NO! I WILL BE THE ONE THAT WILL TAKE YOU OUT TONIGHT FOR I WAS IN THE WRONG CUPCAKE!"
"No it's fine, I was clearly in the wrong and I hope you can forgive me. I don't want our relationship to simply end because of my actions."
"IT WILL BE FINE ONCE I TAKE YOU OUT BECUASE I AM THE BETTER ONE WHEN IT COMES TO OUR RELATIONSHIP! I SHOULDN'T OF CHEATED BACK AND I HOPE THAT YOU'LL FORGIVE ME."
She couldn't believe what she just heard.
"EXCUSE ME!"
"IM NOT IN YOUR WAY!"
"Is everyone alright in here?"
The voice that pierced through the confusion belonged to none other than Mercy. She quickly scanned the room and noticed the two visitors in the bay
"How wonderful of you to join us fraulein. These two were just doing their usual debate of who's better than who."
"So what are they discussing this time?"
Pharah answered her question with determination.
"Who's the better person of our relationship which is me no doubt!"
"PLEASE! I HAD A BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH MY ROCKET LAUNCHER THAN YOU!"
"Oh really? We'll see after the date tonight who is superior. I hope your prepared as I show you how lucky you are to have me! This will be the best night of your life!"
"IS THAT A CHALLENGE I HEAR!? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DONT BACK DOWN EASY, ESSPCIALLY FROM MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE BEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE!"
"I look forward too it, I'll see you at ten!"
"YOU WILL SEE ME AT TEN! SHARP!"
The two locked eyes with determination clear in both of their faces. They had one goal in mind for tonight and that was to outshine the other at this date. Pharah and Soldier were more than ready to take this challenge head on.
"Well, that's good and all but may you two leave the bay. I have work to resume since you two needed aid.."
Medic said with a bit of annoyance in his voice. Mercy simply nodded to show her agreement as the visitors took their leave.
As the two healers made sure the coast was clear, Mercy tried to question Medic to figure out what took place while she was gone.
"So what happened? Why were those two in the bay for?"
"I'll tell you my friend...at a price of couse."
He said with a psychotic smile on his face. Mercy already knew what he wanted.
"Fine, you can touch my halo but you have tell me what happened first."
"I accept! So you might need to sit down for this one my angel. It seems that are theories had some merit after all."
Mercy simply obliged to his wishes as she took a seat and ignored the warm feeling her face was getting.
With the mercenaries
"You looking mighty sharp there partner."
"Yeah, you look less crazy than usual, what's the fancy get up for anyway?"
The band of mercenaries were having a casual time together as a team. They did this once per week to make sure they never stray from each other. They are a team after all and promised to stick together.
Everyone was in casual attire except for Soldier who sported a red tuxedo with black dress pants and black dress shoes. It was clear that he was trying his best for the date considering his attire and that he smells of cologne and soap. His teammates were surprised by how well dressed he was.
"I AM GOING ON AN OUTING WITH THE SOFTIE. I'M GOING TO PROVE THAT I AM THE BETTER OF THE BOTH OF US. THIS WILL BE THE BEST OUTING OF HER LIFETIME."
"Don't tell me your going on-"
"A date with the madame? I presume so."
Spy said as he decloaked into view, everyone was unaffected but scout was groaning.
"Are you getting annoyed by my presence garçon?
"No! I'm friggin heated cuz I lost a bet to Lena! This sucks! I can already hear her laughing it up in my face right now."
"Mpmmm- mph?"
"Yeah, who's the shelia that you taking out tonight? It's not every day someone like you up and gets a gal to on a date with mate."
"I JUST TOLD ALL OF YOU! ITS THE SOFIE THAT CHALLENGE ME!"
"Heavy knows no one with name 'softie'."
"And I'm barely round here because I'm the only marksman on our team capable of defending our base. I rarely know the gossip so splill it ya wanker."
"Mph!"
"Easy comrades, our friend here is going out with the flying mon- I mean Pharah. He told me all about his secret relationship with her."
A couple of the mercenaries gasped while the rest simply stood there. They expected this outcome ever since they started to behave differently so it didn't really shock them.
"I can't believe that this psychotic bastard actually got a girl. You just had to make me look like an idiot huh bucket head."
"Moving on from that, do you have any idea of where to take her?"
"OF COURSE! IM TAKING HER TO A FANCY CLUB DOWNTOWN! WELL BE BACK SOME TIME AROUND ONE!"
The mercenaries nodded their head as they each wished him luck on date tonight.
"Good luck out there partner."
"Keep your eyes up mate."
"Whatever you do, don't marry her please."
Before he was about to leave, a voice stopped him.
"Wait...Don't forget yer watch laddy. Who knows when we might need some...back...uppppp...Zzzzz"
The voice came from Demoman who quickly went back to sleep after his words of wisdom, Soldier decided to take heed and bring his watch along with him.
With their meeting concluding, Soldier started to make his way to the room with a bit of anxiety.
He didn't know what was going to happen but he'll try his best out there.
With the Agents
"Ohhhhh what's the occasion love? It's rare to see you in any dress, especially that one."
"Yes, you look absolutely stunning."
"Thanks for the compliments. I'm simply going on an outing with the idiot. I'll show him who's the better person in this relationship. This will be an night for him to remember."
"You are!?! That means I win the bet! I can already see the look on Jeremy's face right now!"
Tracer exclaimed as she swung her arms in the air with excitement.
The agents were having their usual time together as well. They started this routine to make sure that the mercenaries didn't affect them with their bad habits and way of thinking but it soon turned into a friendly meeting of the agents. The agents were in their casual attire except for Pharah who wore a blue one piece dress that was sleeveless left a part of her midsection and back exposed and adorned black sandal heels. She also wore the sapphire bracelet Soldier gave to her since it went well with her style.
"Pardon my rudeness but who is this 'idiot' you speak of." Genji questioned.
"Yes, I rarely hear you refer to anyone with that name. Isn't that right Snowball?"
The tiny robot responded with positives beeps to show his agreement.
"Well to those who are unfamiliar with her phrasing, she was talking about Soldier, the fellow fighter for the mercenarie's." Mercy clarified.
A few of the agents gasped as they finally knew who she was talking about. The agents really didn't take too kindly to that mercenary.
"You're going on a date with that with that man? He's about as crazy as Junkrat and more dangerous then Road hog !"
Torbjorn said which drawn a mumble from Junkrat and Road hog.
"And his view of honor is warped. He doesn't really strike me as suitable fit for you "
"And he yells a lot! I can barely hear my games anymore!"
As they continued to pull out nonthing but negative remarks about Soldier, Reinhardt decide to share his thoughts on it.
"Friends, lets all calm down. Even though Soldier may be a bit of a handful most of the time with his behavior and actions, he's still our ally who has proved his loyalty through and through and even captured the heart of one of our close friends. I wish you nonthing but good fortune moving forward Pharah."
Reinhardt said as the fellows agents ceased their remarks and also gave her their wishes of luck to her as well.
"I hope your date is successful."
"Have fun on your date love!"
"I trust I won't have to heal you two tonight."
"Sooo where are you two going anyway?" Tracer questioned.
"I'm taking him to a fancy establishment downtown. I'll make sure we are both back at one sharp. Hopefully, he doesn't cause any issues."
As they continue to wish her the best on this outing, she began to make her leave. As she was walking down the halls, she ran into a mature woman with an eyepatch and grey hair. The facial expression she was making appeared to be that of disappointment.
"So you were just going to leave without sharing this with your mother? Why didn't you tell me you were seeing someone?"
Pharah had an idea that Ana wouldn't take to kindly to her decision but that thought quickly faded as Ana's smile started to appear.
"It's fine. I know that you are able to take care of yourself but I didn't want you to forget your watch."
She said as she checked her coat for it and fished it out.
You never know when we might need you both back here. Have fun on your date."
"...Thanks Mom."
"Your welcome Amari."
Pharah quickly embraced her mother as she gathered her watch and proceeded back to their room. She was stopped by a hand on her shoulder.
"Just between you and me, I think he might make a fine husband. Am I expecting grandkids out of this?"
Pharah simply blushed at the statement as she continued her trip to their room to prepare while Ana also departed with a small smile..
With all of the preparation out of the way, she was prepared to take this battle head on.
She didn't know how to face this, but that won't stop her from doing her best.
In the Soldier's room
The two warriors were putting the finishing touches on their attire. Pharah applied a bit of makeup and her golden cuffs while Soldier straighten his bow and put on his captains hat for the evening. The two were ready to mock the others attire. There was no way they could keep this act up for long.
"There's no way that moron would have put any effort in this. He's probably still in his combat coat."
"I'm one hundred percent sure that softie treated this with no care at all. She's probably still in her gym attire."
As they finally got out of their separate sides of the room, the two laid eyes on each other. The two soldiers couldn't believe what they were looking at. They were completely stunned by each other's appearance.
"Woah..."
"Woah..."
After their gaze lasted for more than a few minutes, Pharah finally broke the silence.
"Well you look handsome. I see you are wearing the tux I gave you." She said trying to keep her composure.
She couldn't believe that he actually put on the clothes she gave too him. Also the fact that he looked absolutely stunning with it on. She couldn't take her eyes off his handsome appearance.
"Of course, it would've been rude for me to ignore my date's request. You look absolutely beautiful along with the sapphire bracelet I gave you." Soldier was trying his best not fall under pressure.
With how she looked right now, Soldier would have preferred the gym attire entirely. She looked so beautiful in her dress that even Soldier couldn't ignore it.
After their exchanged compliments, Soldier extended his arm out for her. She was surprised that he was handling himself as a gentleman.
"My, your acting like such a gentleman. Lets see how long you can keep this up for." She said with a bit of tease in her voice. It seems that Soldier was intent on winning this challenge, looks like she'll have to try a bit harder.
"I'll keep it up until my blood runs cold. Also, I will have the liberty of driving you to the locations because that's also what gentlemen do."
"But you can't drive. You've never been behind a-"
"Nonsense, I've battled countless enemies while in a vehicle. Plus, I get to finally drive the new car Engineer just made. Now shall we go my princess?"
He said as he hooked his arm around a reluctant Pharah. She had a bad feeling of letting him dive but it seems like he was not changing his mind. She decided to let him drive to see if he was actually capable of doing it.
'I hope we get there in one piece.' She thought as they mad their way to the garage.
At the club entrance
SKKKKRRRR!
The sounds of a rocket powered sports car filled the air as it came to a screeching halt. As the car came to a complete stop in front of the club, Soldier hopped out with a rush of adrenaline.
"Now that's what I call a vehicle fit for an American right there! Brings me back to my days in the war. Engi really out did himself with this one."
After a few seconds, Pharah finally hopped out of the car with a bit of dizziness overtaking her. After it finally calmed down, she took Soldier by the shoulder as she told him something very important.
"I'm driving home."
"But I'm t-"
"I'm driving us home. Period."
She said with a demanding look. Soldier decided not to challenge it any further as they walked towards the entrance of the club. They were met with a robotic bouncer who was in charge of letting customers in. He seemed a bit too average to be considered a bouncer but the two ignored it. The robot didn't take too kindly to Soldier and Pharah.
"Hold it, you two are gonna need to show some identification before you can enter."
"That won't be a problem right Jane." She said as emphasized his name. She knew of Soldiers disliking to robots so she had to make sure he behaves.
"No, it won't be Amari."
The two brought out their IDs and handed it to the robot.
As the bouncer analyzed both of their ID, he looked straight at Soldier with a glare. It seems like there was a promblem.
"Is there a promblem?"
"Your fine miss but not you mister. You part of an organization or something, what's this insignia mean on your ID?"
He showed his ID to reveal a red logo of a bomb. There were rumors that circulated around the city that this company housed mercenaries which the city don't take too kindly too.
"Oh that? I'm a... uh...-"
"He's a demolitions expert. He carries that around to prove that he knows his way around explosives. All the explosions he's experienced messed with his memory so he's very forgetful."
Soldier simply nodded to Pharah's save.
"And how would you know that miss?"
"Well..."
"She would know that because she's my wife and I don't appreciate the way you're talking too her. I expected better since this is our anniversary.
"Oh! I had no idea, forgive me. You two can proceed and congratulations."
"That's what I thought."
"Thank you sir. Shall we proceed darling."
Pharah said as she wrapped her arms around his to sell the act.
The bouncer moved out the way for the two soldiers who made their way inside the club.
As soon as they were out of sight, Pharah let go and punched Soldier on his arm which got his attention.
"Thanks."
Soldier simply gave a smile smile.
As they made their way deeper into the club, the bouncer hopped on his cell phone to relay a message.
"Hey boss, I got a mercenary and a suspected overwatch agent entering the club, what actions should we take?"
"Isn't it obvious? Eliminate them. Those people were responsible for blowing up that whole warehouse. I lost a lot of money that day so now it's time for a little payback. Wait until they let their guard down and then take care of them with extreme prejudice. There better not leave this place alive."
"Yes sir."
The robot began to relay the instructions to the rest of the staff. This was going to be a night to remember for the warriors.
Inside the club
The club was certainly set to high standard with the remarkable decor and furniture along with magnificent color scheme. Pharah and Soldier navigated their way to a table with a bit of difficulty considering there was a dance floor in the middle of the club. As they sat down they began to challenge each other with words.
"So, is there any reason you're delaying the inevitable. There's no way you can outbest from all the fun we're going to have."
Soldier smirked as Pharah laughed a bit.
"I don't know what you're talking about? The only thing that is inevitable is the fun your going to have with me darling.~" She said with a wink. Pharah was not intent on losing this challenge.
"We'll see about that princess." He said as he relaxed in his chair. The two stared at each other for a while until Pharah broke the silence. This was a date after all so she might as well learn more about him.
"So.. what do you do in your spare time besides bother me?"
"You already know that."
"I actually forgot so-"
"What?! How can you forget that I juggle my rockets! And you say your better than me at this."
"Well, what do I do in my spare time then? You should obviously know that right?"
"Easy, work on your legs in the gym."
She blushed a bit after hearing that.
"W-What makes you say that? You like staring at my legs or something!"
Soldier did not want to get beat up again. He could feel the build up.
"B-Because of the time you dislocated my jaw with one of your kicks. I am a firm believer you work on your legs any chance you get."
"Oh."
Pharah chuckled a bit as the memory came back to her. This happened when they first met each other.
"Oh I remember that. That was when we merged our organizations and you surprised me when I was settling in to our room. You don't just sneak up and yell 'hi' to your allies."
"I do that all the time to my teammates and they never had a problem with it."
"They're probably used to it. Well, aren't your going to ask something about me since that's what you're supposed to do."
"I was getting to that...So what fighting style do you prefer?"
"Martial arts. I learned it when I was a child and mastered every aspect of it when I became an adult. How about you? Wrestling I assume from your seeing your tactics in battle."
"Negative, I've never really learned any proper fighting techniques so I made them myself."
Pharah could honestly believe that. His way of fighting is unorthodox but it does get the job done.
"Interesting, well maybe I could show you some if you're interested."
She said with a genuine smile.
"I might actually take you up on that offer."
He also said with a genuine smile
The conversation they had and continued was going smoothly. They shared tales of their times in war, what their team was like and how dominant they were in the field. It went so perfectly that it started to feel like an actual date and went to them learning more about each other personally and also reminiscing about their times as roommates. The two were enjoying each other's company immensely and it kept up for so long too.
"... And then as soon as flew back into fray, I was able to shoot a concussive blast that bounced every enemy off the bridge."
"And then what happened?" Soldier said as he listened intently.
Pharah was about to finish but was interrupted by the robotic waiter. It seems Soldier will have to wait to hear the end.
"Sorry for the wait, we are extremely packed tonight. So what are your beverages of choice for the night?"
"I'll take whatever American beer you got... and bring a pitcher."
"Alright, and for you madam."
"I'll have a glass of White Obelisk."
"Ohhh a fine choice. I'll be back with your drinks shortly." He said as he made his way to the bartender to collect their drinks.
"What's a White obisk?"
"It's Obelisk and it's a wine that originated from Egypt. I only drink it on special occasions."
"Then what's so special about this occasion?"
"It'll mark my second victory over you obviously." She said with a smile that Soldier simply chuckled at.
"The battle is not over yet Pharah."
"It never is, isn't Soldier."
The two could never get tired of each other's will to win. Their stare never left each other's as the waiter returned.
"Here are your drinks, the finest American brew for the mister and a fine Egyptian spirit for the miss."
The two thanked the waiter for their drinks and continued their conversation. Their conversations began to get more personal as the alcohol began to circulate in their system. They didn't drink enough to be incapable of driving but it was enough to make the dance floor seem appealing to both of them. Soldier decided to initiate the action,
"Want to hit the dance floor? That way I can prove I'm the better dancer or are you too much of a coward to dance with me!" Soldier said with rosy cheeks as Pharah laughed a bit loudly to his offer. It seems that they consumed more than a bit of their drink. Hopefully the two would be able to ride back home. Nevertheless, Pharah took his challenge with equal energy.
"You couldn't dance even if your life depended on it! Let me show you who's the better dancer. Let's see if you can keep up with me.~"
After those words she quickly took his hand and led him to the dancer floor. The two were simply jamming in the crowd while the DJ played fast paced songs like "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz, "Fireworks" by Katy Perry, and
"Grenade" by Bruno Mars. The two were having the time of their life as they slowly forgot the reason they went on the dance floor in the first place. Pharah was jamming out like a rockstar on a guitar while Soldier was banging his head and doing a bit of a conga dance. This kelps on until the effects of the alcohol began to wear off.
As they were about to take a rest, one more song came on. The song was called "True Love" by P!nk. As the song began to play, everyone got with a partner and began to slowly dance with each other which left the two warriors in a bit of an awkward situation. The two looked at each other for confirmation before they closed the distance between each other and began to dance as one. As they continued to dance, their focus remained only on the other person. Soldier and Pharah were still a bit new to this whole slow dancing but they were adapting to it rather quickly.
"Your actually pretty good at this honey."
"You are as well cupcake."
Something about hearing their taunts were a bit different this time. It felt more welcoming rather than annoying.
The two continued their slow dance as the lyrics really sank in to their minds. It's as if this song described their current relationship. The two knew they cared for each other as allies but could they actually be something more? Is it something that they really want? Could the other actually want that life as well? All of these questions ran through both of their minds. As the song ended, the two locked eyes with each other as they continued to hold on to each other as if their life depended on it.
It took only a few seconds as they inched their face towards each other.
BANG!
A shot rang out which caused panic all through the dance floor as participants screamed and began to scatter through the exits as five robotic guards armed with guns began to make their entrance on the floor. They scanned the area until they finally found the two targets. The two warriors were prepared to make a stand to the threat.
"Eliminate them. Boss says they don't get out of here alive."
The robot in the front said as the four other robots began to fire at the two soldiers whose instincts began to kick in. The two ran off and found cover behind a flipped table while figuring out a plan to deal with this problem.
"Alright, we don't have time to figure out why they're attacking us but we need to figure how to play this. We're out numbered and out gunned right now so let's actually think this through."
"How about we show those walking can openers what America can really do!"
He said as he pulled out his shotgun from his coat pocket. Pharah was shocked to say the least.
"How did you-!"
"Like I wouldn't bring my weapons just in case. I'm a soldier after all. Here, I knew you wouldn't be prepared so I packed a pistol for you."
"You are just full of surprises tonight aren't you honey. Thinking about me now are we?
She said as she loaded the pistol and cocked it back. She always enjoyed the times when Soldier wasn't a complet idiot.
"Don't push it cupcake. Now it might take you some time to learn our wea-"
Soldier didn't even finish his sentence as she ran out of cover and fired a couple shots at their attackers with pristine accuracy. One robot was out of commission as a few bullets struck him directly in the head. He fell to the ground with blue liquid pouring out the wound.
"Well I can't let her have all the fun!"
He said as he also ran out of cover and let out a few shots against the robots. His shots were connecting but it was only lethal to one robots as it fell to the ground with sparks flying out of it. The fire fight was a bit of a standstill with shots flying out but not hitting anybody. Pharah and Soldier continued to fire until they got in a good position to take the robots out of commission.
*click* *click*
That was not a good sound to hear as the warriors were in the open with empty weapons.
"They're out! Finish them!"
*click* *click*
It seems like the robots were also in the same boat as they found that they also have ran out of bullets.
Pharah and Soldier regrouped in front of the three robots in their battle stances. They were prepared to go hand to hand with their enemies since they lacked ammo for their weapons.
The robots didn't hesitate to charge at their opponents. Soldier was wrestling one of them and was able to get a hold of the machine. He flipped the robot over his should and proceeded to get ahold of his head and ripped it clean off with his bare hands. Soldier held the robot's head as a prize.
"Have fun rebooting in robot hell you talking toaster oven!"
Pharah used her speed to dodge the robot she was facing. She kept dodging and weaving until she found an opening at the legs. She used the opening as she sweeper the robot off its feet and fell to the floor with a crash. She didn't hesitate to finish him as she brought her heel down on its head, completely smashing it to pieces. She lifted her oil covered heels out of the mangled wires.
"I'll have to deep clean these later."
There was only one robot remaining after the slaughter that Pharah and Soldier started. The two stared the robot down as they were trying to figure out who would take this enemy on. They were always bickering over her something.
"I got this hunk of metal."
"Don't bother, I got this."
"No, I will defeat this robot and my one liners are way better!"
"Now you're just being petty! Step aside and let me show you how the pros do it!"
The robot simply glared at the two soldiers arguing over who will face it. The bouncer pressed a few buttons on its wrist and after a few seconds, the robot began to transform into a bigger and muscular version of its self. Pharah and Soldier still stood their ground as the robot finally reached its full size. The robot actually took the form of a real bouncer. It cracked its robotic knuckles and taunted them.
"So... who wants to be eliminated first?"
"I can't die you glorified toaster! ATTTTTTAAACCCK!"
Soldier said as he charged straight at the robotic bouncer. The two were at a standstill until the robot simply picked him up and threw him back at his position near Pharah. His tuxedo sustained a bit of damage which pissed Pharah off.
"I just bought those today!"
She said as she tried to attack the robot with her quickness and agility only to have him dodge all of her attacks. He found an opening after a whiffed kick and grabbed her leg. It threw her right into Soldier who just recovered from his fight. The two warriors were in a daze as they tried to figure out his weakness.
"Get off of me you idiot! I can't think when you're on top of me."
"Correction: You get off of me! I did not throw you on myself now did I?"
Pharah simply pushed him off as she tried to think of a plan. What exactly is a robots weakness? They were out of bullets and the robot was able to counter both of their fighting styles so easily.There has to be something that they can do to even the odds.
She quickly got an idea as she saw a pitcher of Soldiers beer. A form of liquid that could make it short circuit and possibly revert back to its normal state. She was reaching for it but was stopped by someone.
It seems that Soldier was not going to stand for this.
"Ohhhh no! I've already lost my shovel because of you! I refuse to lose my brew!"
"Stop your complaining! I'll get you some more later."
"You're gonna have to pry this out of my cold hands!!"
His words were in vain as she snatched the pitcher away from him and threw it at the bouncer. The robot analyzed the object being thrown but was unable to dodge it, causing it to short circuit and return back to its normal form. As the transformation was finally completed, the robot looked up to see the two warriors with an evil smirk on both of their faces.
"Uh oh."
The robot got the most severe beating of its entire lifetime as Soldier and Pharah continued their attacks with no mercy shown at all. The only remains of the robot was the mess of bolts and screws around the dance floor. The two soldiers stood over their battle ground as they both smiled at each other.
Even though they were attacked, this wasn't such a bad date after all. They really enjoyed each other's company.
BEEP!
As the two stood victorious over their dominant performance, their watches begin to beep.
A video chat came in revealing a distressed scout and the sound of a war zone in the background.
'Hey guys! Sorry to-
BOOM
Medic get over there! Anyway sorry to interrupt y'all time together but the base is getting over runner and we need help right friggi-
Hey loves! I hope you two are enjoying your date! Also we might nee-
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT
Scout! Tracer! Don't just stand there! We need your help for crying out loud!
We're on it! Alright guys, see ya when y'all get here! We nee-BZZZT-!'
The transmission cut off before another word was said. It was clear to both of them where the next stop should be. They had to report for duty and no thing was going to stop them.
They were soldiers after all,
"It seems we'll have to finish this another time. I hate to admit it but I actually did have a good time."
"Affirmative! So did I, you actually impressed tonight. Now let's head out, I'm still in the mood to kick ass and take names!"
He said as he headed out towards the car but was stopped by a hand on his shoulder.
"I'm driving remember."
"But I-"
She stared at him for a few seconds with a demanding look until he finally relinquished the car keys. Her stare turned into a smile as she took the keys from him.
"Don't worry, I'll get you some more of that American brew and I'll finish the story on the way back."
Soldiers eyes lit up as the two finally left out of the club into the parking lot and straight into the sports vehicle. The work of a soldier was never done as they began to ride off towards the base.
This will definitely be a night to remember.
Wow, I am complete ass at combat scenes but I'll get better I promise. Again, really really sorry for the wait so I made another long one. The only real excuse I have was that really big one shot I made that you DO NOT want to read at all *wink wink*. So a couple more chapters and we'll be finished :( but hey I'll continue to make more of these two and more when I'm done so :). Thanks for keeping up and I'll see you in the next one my guys.