A/N: My sweet sweet babies. Hello again! I should probably start updating these sooner huh? Well there's this thing called college that's smacking me around, so I'm trying my best here. Haha anywho, enjoy!
Chapter 11: I Declare War
"Regina, what the hell did you pack in this bag?" Emma huffed as she loaded the last bag into the SUV.
Regina simply rolled her eyes. "Only the essentials dear."
Emma opened the zipper of the bag and gasped. "Oh hellllllll no Regina! You packed heels?! We're going to the beach, not to some business meeting in Arizona. I'm unpacking this."
Regina rushed over to the blonde and pulled her away from the luggage. "Oh no you're not. My heels are perfectly fine. I packed all jeans and shorts like you wanted me too, now let me at least have my heels."
Emma glared at her fiancée for a minute. "Regina your feet are going to hurt in those heels."
Regina scoffed. "Oh please. I'm a professional. Plus I packed my pair of sneakers so I'll be fine. But fine, I'll compromise with you. I'll unpack my heels, if you unpack that hideous red jacket of yours."
Emma's eyes widened and she closed the trunk.
"Alright, let's go. No time to discuss things that aren't important. "
Regina smirked. "Exactly what I thought. Now give me the keys."
"Uh, no. I'm driving Regina." Emma said, holding the keys above her head.
Regina glared at her, and was about to speak before she was interrupted by the sound of Snow's voice.
"Could you two please hurry up and decide. We're all waiting in the car and you're holding up this adventure." Snow said.
Both Regina and Emma rolled their eyes.
"Please tell me again why your parents are accompanying us?" Regina said, clearly irritated.
Emma sighed. "Because she got the wrong idea when I said, "family vacation" and started crying and talking about how happy she was that we decided to invite them."
Regina sighed and smiled a little. "And you, ever the Charming, couldn't say no."
Emma smirked and put her arms around the brunette's waist. "Well that's why you fell in love with me right? Because of my charming personality and kindness to people."
Regina rolled her eyes and scoffed. "It had more to do with how well your ass looks in those jeans. But sure, let's go with your charming personality and kindness to the peasants."
Emma feigned shock and put her hand over her heart. "Why Regina, you make me feel like such a piece of meat."
Regina raised her eyebrow. "Oh please Emma, don't act like I don't notice how you look at me when I'm dressed for work. You look at me like a starving dog looks at a steak."
Snow leaned her head out of the front seat window and yelled. "The eye sex between you two is completely equal. Now can we please go?!"
Emma tossed to keys to Regina and jogged around to get in the car. "You can drive."
Regina threw her head back with a sigh. This is going to be a long drive.
Everyone was on edge. Snow had been playing her Mary Poppins Playlist on her iPod and singing along, and with each line everyone got more agitated.
"Just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down, in the most delightful wayyyy! Just a spoon full of suga-"
"SNOW WILL YOU SHUT UP AND CUT THAT OFF! I'M SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO THAT CHEERFUL HOE!" Regina yelled, startling everyone.
Snow pressed pause on her iPod and frowned.
"Regina honestly, there's no need for such a reaction. Mary Poppins is a musical masterpiece. No one else is complaining. They're all fine with it. Right guys?" She turned to look at her husband, grandson, and daughter in the backseat.
They all shook their heads.
"No."
"Not really."
"Hell no."
Snow huffed and unplugged her device. "Fine. You all think you could do better I'd like to see you try." She said handing the aux cord to the back seat.
Henry immediately grabbed it and plugged it into his phone. He scrolled through his phone before he decided on a song. When the beat started, a grin spread across his blonde mother's face and they started singing together.
Oh no
See you walking 'round like it's a funeral
Not so serious, girl; why those feet cold?
We just getting started; don't you tip toe, tip toe
Regina looked in the rearview mirror with a smile as she saw her fiancée and son singing their hearts out to the song. She had to admit, it had quickly become one of her favorites. Snow on the other hand was not impressed.
Ah!
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece (huh!)
You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me (ah)
You're a real life fantasy, you're a real life fantasy (huh!)
But you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa
[Explicit:] Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Snow gasped and turned down the volume. "You people call this filth music?! Turn it to something else!"
Emma whined. "Aww turn it back up! This song is legit!"
Regina turned up the volume again, completely ignoring Snow's protest.
Once the song was over Snow turned to look at the two in the backseat.
"Okay how about we do this. You play a song, and then I'll play a song. That way everybody gets a taste of everything."
Emma and Henry wrinkled their noses in semi-disgust. "Fine, just tone down the musicals." Henry said.
Snow nodded her head. "Well tone down the filth."
Henry handed Snow the aux cord but soon regretted it, as did everyone else when the song she had chosen begin to play throughout the speakers.
It's a world of laughter, a world of tears
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears
There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
Regina gripped the steering wheels until her knuckles were white, meanwhile the three in the backseat groaned and put their hands over their ears.
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world.
Before Snow could hand the cord to the backseat, Regina snatched it. "I'll take that. I have a song that I would like to play. I'm sure you'll love it Snow." She said with a smirk.
As soon as the song came on, Henry and Emma grinned, hearing the shriek that came from the short haired brunette.
See me up in the club with 50-leven girls
Posted in the back diamond fangs in my grill
Brooklyn brim with my eyes sittin' low
Every boy in here with me got that smoke
And every girl in here gotta look me up and down
All on Instagram, cake by the pound
Circulate the image every time I come around
G's up, tell me how I'm lookin' babe
"Regina!"
Boy, this all for you, just walk my way
Just tell me how it's lookin' babe
I do this all for you, baby, just take aim
And tell me how it's lookin', babe (how it's looking)
And tell me how I'm lookin', babe (lookin' babe)
Snow looked in the backseat to see her daughter and grandson singing along and…David?
"David you know this song?!"
David looked up at Snow and rolled his eyes. "Sweetheart, it's Queen Bey! Everyone knows this song!"
Snow's mouth dropped as she watched David singing the next part with no trouble.
Drop the bass, man, the bass get lower
Radio say, "Speed it up, " I just go slower
High like treble, puffin' on them mids
The man ain't ever seen a booty like this
And why you think you keep my name rollin' off the tongue?
Cause when you wanna smash, I just write another one
I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor [x4]
Like, like liquor, like, like, like liquor
Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor [x3]
Like, like liquor, like, like, like liquor
Snow turned the radio down gaining protests and glares from everyone.
"How does everyone know this song but me?" She asked.
Everyone looked at each other and back at Snow. "I think the real question is, how do you NOT know this song?" Emma said.
"Yeah Grandma. This is Beyoncé. Everyone knows Beyoncé."
Snow put her finger on her chin and thought for a moment. "Beyoncé. That name sounds familiar. Is she from Egypt?"
Everyone in the car looked at her with raised eyebrows and disgusted expressions.
"What in the world would make you think she was from Egypt?" Regina asked highly irritated.
Snow shrugged. "I don't know. Is she a new singer?"
Once again everyone looked at her with angered expressions. "No Snow, she's not new!" David said rather loudly.
"Well excuse me for not being a part of all sin that obviously goes on in this family."
Everyone rolled their eyes but stayed quiet.
Snow cleared her throat. "So…do you think you all could educate me on some of this music?"
Everyone seemed to think it over for a moment. "Yeah sure, Grandma we can hook you up." Henry said with a grin.
Snow smiled, clearly pleased. "Okay good. Just no filth please."
Regina smirked devilishly. "Oh my dear Snow, you can't escape the filth."
"That car ride was literally the worst and best thing that I've ever experienced." Emma said as she fell on the bed.
They had finally arrived to Panama City Beach and they had just gotten finished moving into their room. Their room was complete with two master bedrooms, a couch that doubled as a pullout sofa, a kitchen, a living room, and balcony that faced the beach.
"It was honestly a form of torture that I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemies. Not even Rumple." Regina said, as she fell next to Emma.
Emma gave her a knowing glance.
"Okay fine, maybe Rumple, but still. Your mother is completely insane." Regina said with a shudder thinking of the events that took place in the car.
Emma sat up on her elbows and looked at the brunette. "I can't believe you drove off, leaving her at the gas station." She said with a chuckle.
Regina glared at her. "I can't believe you all made me turn around and go get her. You know it was better without her in there running her mouth."
Emma smiled and got up to straddle Regina. "Well now that we're alone, I think we should definitely take advantage of that."
Regina smirked and pulled Emma down by her shirt, almost connecting their lips. "And how do you suppose we do that?"
Emma played with the hem of Regina's shirt and slid her hands underneath. "Well, first of all, you have too many clothes on. And with the way my body is aching for you right now, I think we should get these clothes off, as soon as possible." Emma licked Regina's bottom lip, gaining a moan from the brunette. "Because I really, really want to taste you right now." Emma nibbled Regina's bottom lip before claiming her lips in a passionate kiss. Their tongue's danced around tasting each other. As if her hands had minds of their own, Emma begin unbuckling Regina's pants. Both of them were so lost in each other, that they didn't hear the door open.
"Are you kidding me?! We just got here! And that doesn't look safe." Snow basically yelled.
Regina and Emma groaned and closed their eyes.
"Snow, I swear on everything…" Regina started.
"Mom, give us a minute and we'll be out." Emma said. She waited until the door closed and looked back at Regina who had on a death glare.
"I swear we better have the best mind-blowing sex tonight, or I will kill her." Regina said as she sat up.
Emma hummed in agreement and stood up.
"How about we play a game?" she said.
Regina raised her eyebrow. "What kind of game?"
Emma took Regina's hands and swung them back and forth. "Well we're going to go get something to eat, and probably sight-see a little bit. We can use that time to work up each other. Whoever gives in first loses." Emma said with a smirk.
Regina smiled and raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you're ready to lose Sheriff? I know how much I get you worked up." She said with a husky voice.
Emma smiled and quickly pulled Regina close, sticking her hand into the brunette's still unbuttoned pants. "Really Madam Mayor? Because you seem to be extremely wet right now." Emma slipped her hands into the pair of lace underwear and began to rub Regina's clit.
Regina threw her head back and gripped Emma's shirt. However, just as quickly as the touch was there, it was gone. She opened her eyes to see Emma standing there sucking her finger. "Let the games begin Madam Mayor." Emma said with a wink, as she exited the room.
Regina glared at the door as it closed. This is war.
A/N:
Okay who do you guys think will win the war? Regina is already losing seeing as how worked up Emma has gotten her, but will she be able to get back at Emma? Hmmm, we'll see.
More annoying Snow to come, but let's see if she'll loosen up during the vacation.
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